Chapter 16: Impressive
Guo Deguang drove a "little brother dirty" Japanese car, and the co-pilot sat the "little brother dirty" wife Tasha. The mood along the way was very exciting.
"Tower, ahsha, how far can we get there?" Guo Deguang looked at Zhang Xiaodi's tone.
"Drive well, don't be naughty. I'll tell you when it's time to go. At that moment, Tasha seemed to understand the kind of flamboyance after Guo Deguang's villain got his ambition. She opened the small bag she was carrying crossbody, found the cigarette case, took out a cigarette, lit it with a lighter, took a puff and spit out the smoke in her mouth towards Guo Deguang. As the smoke arrived, she held the cigarette between her fingers and handed it to Guo Deguang's mouth.
"Thank you, uh-huh, good, it tastes good." Guo Deguang only felt a burst of sweet fragrance coming, tilted his head slightly, grabbed the cigarette that Tasha handed him, licked the cigarette butt deliberately, and cut it very exaggerated to show Tasha.
Tasha just smiled at the corner of her mouth when she saw it, and took out another cigarette and lit it herself.
"That Toichi, ah, be careful." Tasha saw a large cart coming towards her. She was so startled that she couldn't even bother with the ashes falling on her fur coat.
In fact, the scene just now was that Guo Deguang deliberately drove the car to the wrong lane, just to stimulate Tasha.
"What about that household, you say, I don't have the culture to understand Ao." Guo Deguang felt that Tasha must be scolding him.
"All sorts of people are up. Hahaha! Tasha saw that Guo Deguang didn't understand what she was saying, and she was even more energetic and smiled happily.
"I mean, you're brave and charismatic." Tasha added.
", I don't understand what you're saying, but it's definitely not what you explained!" Guo Deguang said with a smile.
"What is a barrel plating seed!" This time it was Tasha's turn to get confused.
"Rolling calves means you're awesome. You see, the calf is the calf, and it's all right, it's just rolling there. What a spirit. So, this "rolling calf" is a metaphor for people, his spirit, which is great. Guo Deguang began to talk nonsense and tease foreigners.
"Oh, that's great. Guo, you calf! Tasha gave a thumbs up as she spoke.
"Ahh That tower, ahsha, don't dare to be, don't dare to be! Guo Deguang didn't know if Tasha really believed his nonsense. Or deliberately pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger.
When they arrived at the restaurant that Tasha said, the waiter spoke a word of Russian, opened the door, and made a gesture of please, Guo Deguang nodded slightly, smiled at the waiter, and followed Tasha into the restaurant.
The first time Guo Deguang went to a Russian restaurant, he didn't know what to eat, so he asked for a "spilled" and a "red cabbage beef soup" according to Tasha's recommendation, and some other things, and then ordered something similar to Leba bread. He clearly heard that Tasha didn't call the bread "Leba", but he couldn't tell what it was called. In Guo Deguang's view, "sprinkling" is like marinated pork belly, but it is fatter than pork belly, but it is not greasy to eat, and it tastes good. The beef soup is also quite refreshing. He didn't dare to drink, for fear of delaying the evening. Tasha probably had drunk too much last night (or maybe this morning would be more appropriate), so she ordered a kvass each.
If you want to say that kvass has been researched, it really originated in the area of what is now Ukraine. Tasha says it's more than 1,000 years old.
At that time, people mashed grains, added water to make dough, heated them in pottery, saccharified some of the grain starch, and then diluted them with water, fermented naturally, and made into original kvassi.
Guo Deguang drank this drink for the first time, and it felt like beer with vinegar and sugar added to it, and the taste was very good.
When Guo Deguang made a fool of himself when he used the knife and fork, he originally planned to imitate Tasha's appearance, he thought that as long as Tasha did what he did, he just had to follow the learning, but the knife and fork were reversed. Tasha found out and corrected him in time. Guo Deguang's clumsiness in using knives and forks turned out to be Tasha's laughing stock.
At that time, there were not too many people in the restaurant, and there were four or five tables scattered around. Tasha stared at Guo Deguang intently, Guo Deguang was a little hairy, and his already unskilled movements were even more out of shape. Tasha couldn't stop laughing, but after all, it was in public, and she couldn't laugh too presumptuously, try to cover her mouth with her hands, and try not to laugh too loudly, so as not to affect other people eating.
The unexpected situation still happened, when Guo Deguang laboriously cut off a piece of "spilling", laboriously trying to fork it up with a fork, only to see that the knife and fork were wrong, and the piece of "spilling" finally spilled.
This made Tasha laugh so hard that she put her knife and fork on the edge of her plate and covered her mouth with her hand, trying not to laugh. But she only controlled the top but not the bottom, and after a loud bang, the tables of guests in the restaurant looked towards them.
Tasha was embarrassed at the time, her face was flushed, and she looked even more charming.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry" Guo Deguang stood up, holding his glass of kvass and saluting the guests at each table.
A Soviet gentleman who was very close to Tasha also raised his glass and said something to Guo Deguang, but Guo Deguang, of course, did not understand and asked Tasha, "What did this gentleman say?" ”
Tasha lowered her voice and said, "He wants to pay tribute to you, a brave lad, and to me, a lady who sings loudly. ”
As they muttered, the guests at the other tables raised their glasses.
After dining, Guo Deguang took the initiative a lot, and the knife and fork also gained confidence with the owner. Suddenly, he felt a warm foot reach into his trousers. He was stunned for a moment, and became proud.
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It snowed heavily on the way back to Zhang Xiaodi's house, and for an old driver like Guo Deguang, he had to be careful about such bad road conditions. It turned out that it was less than a twenty-minute drive, and he drove for about half an hour, and it was almost four o'clock when he got home.
"Guo, I'll take a shower, you're here alone!" Tasha didn't treat Guo Deguang as an outsider.
Guo Deguang sat alone on the sofa in the living room, and there was heating in the room. Nestled in the couch, always giving people a feeling of drowsiness, he gradually closed his eyes. It was as if he had seen Wang Yan in a dream, and then he remembered what his purpose was here.
The phone on the windowsill next to him rang inappropriately, and Guo Deguang knew that he couldn't answer the call. If so, what will he say? Say Tasha is taking a bath.
"Tasha, the phone is ringing, can you come out and answer it?" Guo Deguang asked with a sense of purpose.
"No need to pick up, he'll call again in a moment." Tasha's voice is more crisp and slightly sexy against the background of the mist.
After a while, Tasha wore a bathrobe and still wet hair to answer the second ringing call.
"Is it a call from the person you're waiting for?" When Tasha finished answering the phone, Guo Deguang didn't know what to think, and involuntarily said this sour question.
"It's the call from the person you are waiting for, he can't come back today, the snow is too big, and the road is not smooth." Tasha said absentmindedly.
After Tasha finished speaking, she went to get her hair again, and after about half an hour, Tasha reappeared in front of Guo Deguang, she should have put on the same perfume as yesterday.
"Any calls coming in?" Tasha asked.
"Nope. Maybe the person you're waiting for will call in a moment, and you weren't taking a shower when he just called! ”
Zhang Xiaodi told me and asked me why I didn't answer his phone, and I told him that I went to take a shower. He said that if you come over, let you come back tomorrow at noon, and he is here waiting for you. ”
Guo Deguang didn't know if Tasha meant to let him go, he hesitated again and again and took out the newspaper bag containing 4,000 US dollars.
"Inside, Tasha, I was supposed to invite you to dinner today, but you let the account be recorded in the embassy's account, and I was really honored to eat the guests invited by the Soviet embassy."
"Nothing, Marcosi will settle at the end of the month." Tasha said this, and a smile tugged at the corner of her mouth. Guo Deguang wondered, is she waiting for that Marcosi call, is that Marcosi her lover?
After being embarrassed for a while, the two seemed to be unable to find a common topic.
"Tasha, it's four thousand dollars, I don't know what you like, so I have to give you this ,,,"
"Are you bribing me? Are you still bribing Zhang Xiaojun to send your little wife to college? You men are so shameful and dirty. Do you think money will solve everything? Tasha cried as she spoke.
"I mean to let him do something for my wife, I admit it. But why are you so excited? If you don't take it, I'll take it. Guo Deguang was inexplicably wonderful.
"I'm sorry, it's because I've been in a bad mood lately, I'm disappointed in the men around me, they're all too selfish." As he spoke, Tasha grabbed Guo Deguang's shoulder.
"You don't have to worry, put your money away. As a friend, I will help you. Zhang Xiaodi now has evidence in my hands, and he doesn't dare not help you. With that, Tasha threw herself into his arms.
In the time that followed, Guo Deguang and Tasha were crazy. As Guo Deguang shouted "that household one, that household one", he attacked. Tasha also shouted "Roll Plating, Rolling Plating" and catered to it. They can't remember how many times they have done this.
"It's a gift from friends, so you might as well accept it." Guo Deguang said to Tasha when he left, but he still left her the dollar. This time Tasha didn't refuse.
It was completely dark outside, and Guo Deguang escaped from the "little brother's" home by the light of the street lamp and returned to the hotel. He borrowed an alarm clock from the front desk, set a time and fell asleep.