Chapter 715: The pit is just right

"I'm not talking nonsense, you asked me to do it, you asked me to do it!" The broken bird, after saying these two words, flapped its wings and flew away from the window.

It's afraid, if its beak is not tight for a while, and it says what it shouldn't say, Xia Yang will really finish the calf.

This broken bird, although it is a little damaged, is real, and regards Xia Yang as its brother.

Therefore, when it pits him, it must not pit to death.

The pit is just right, and it's pretty much it.

This is the festival of the handsome guy!

"What does the parrot have to do with you?" Song Xi asked with a smile.

"What else does it matter? Of course, it's embarrassing and colluding, anyway, with it, all the bad things are done, and none of the good things are done. That's it, it's such a relationship. ”

Xia Yang was talking nonsense there in a serious way.

"Embarrassed? Complicit? So what bad things have you two done? Song Xi looked at this guy with a smile and asked.

"Anyway, except for the bad things that I'm sorry for my wife, I did all the bad things I could do, one by one." Xia Yang said with a smile.

"Didn't stay at the hotel last night?" Song Xi asked.

The cultural hotel is her home, and she knows exactly when Xia Yang will go out and how she will go out.

This is the biggest disadvantage of living in my wife's house.

Your words and deeds are all under your wife's control. It can be said that there is no personal space and no secrets at all.

"That's right!" Anyway, this can't be fooled, so Brother Yang can only honestly admit it!

"Where have you been?" Song Xi is still smiling and groaning.

It looks very gentle, as if he is talking to Xia Yang. As long as you confess honestly, sister, I will definitely not beat you!

"I said I went to a deep mountain and old forest, would you believe it?" Xia Yang looked at this woman seriously and asked seriously.

"Deep mountains and old forests? What are you doing there? ”

Song Xi believed this guy's words, because she could judge it. He really didn't lie about this sentence.

However, she was curious, what was this calf doing in the deep mountains and old forests?

"Because I have to get my hands on that silver tiger, I have to find a suitable place for it to survive first! That way, once I've got my hands on it, I'll be able to settle it! I can't keep that thing in this presidential suite, can I? ”

Xia Yang said as he smiled and stretched out his little cheap hand to Song Xi.

"Smack!"

A crisp slap landed on the back of Xia Yang's hand.

"Fuck off!"

Song Xi scolded angrily.

"Wife, I didn't make a mistake, why did you beat me again?" Xia Yang looked at the woman with pitiful eyes and asked.

"Shouldn't you be beaten?" Song Xi glanced at this guy, and then asked inquiringly: "Which deep mountain and old forest did you go to?" ”

"Baicao Mountain." Xia Yang said his name directly.

He didn't know if Song Xi knew it. However, it is normal for this woman to know, and it is normal not to know.

"Baicao Mountain?"

After repeating these three words, Song Xi immediately looked at Xia Yang with very puzzled eyes, and asked, "Where are you going?" ”

"Wife, do you know Baicao Mountain?" Xia Yang asked curiously.

"Sister, what do I don't know?" Song Xi glared at this guy leisurely with her little eyes, and snorted coldly: "So, you'd better not have anything to hide, and quickly tell my sister honestly, what did you do when you ran to Baicao Mountain?" ”

"There is a medicine grandma in Baicao Mountain, do you know my wife? The old woman had a very strange temper. Xia Yang smiled and threw bricks there.

Since Song Xi even knows about Baicao Mountain, he must naturally know Grandma Yao!

"Are you going to find Grandma Yao?"

Song Xi's expression suddenly became nervous.

The name of Grandma Yao, she heard her aunt say it. That old woman is not just a grumpy. It is said that anyone who goes to Baicao Mountain, as long as they meet Grandma Yao, none of them can come back alive.

"Wife, why are you so nervous? That medicine grandma is an old woman, could I have anything else to do with her? ”

Of course Xia Yang knew what Song Xi was worried about? He was just, just joking with her.

"What's the matter? You stinky boy, are you even an old woman interested now? Song Xi rolled his eyes angrily and turned over this guy.

"My wife, you are not only insulting my personality, but also insulting my taste. If you insult me like this, aren't you afraid that you will insult me to death? Xia Yang asked with a grin.

"What didn't Grandma Medicine do to you?" Song Xi was too lazy to talk to this guy.

"What will happen to me?" Xia Yang looked at the woman with a smile and asked, "She is an old woman, I can be her grandson, what can she do to me?" Although the old woman's temper is very strange, but she still has the most basic discipline of being a person, okay? ”

"What the hell are you talking to me, you? Don't pretend you don't understand what your sister says here! ”

Saying that, Song Xi gave this guy a little bit of anger.

"I didn't pretend I didn't understand! It's that I really don't understand, wife, what are you talking about. Wife, do you have any instructions, can you tell me clearly! ”

Xia Yang smiled and said, "A woman's mind is the most difficult to guess. My wife's thoughts, that's the most difficult to guess! ”

"Grandma Yao didn't poison you?" Song Xi asked.

"How could it not be poisoned? As soon as I entered the house, I was directly served with that bone-eroding cigarette, and almost killed half my life! Luckily, my life is hard enough. Xia Yang said lightly.

"And then?" Song Xi was very concerned.

"Seeing that the poison didn't kill me, the medicine grandma used her dragon head cane to beat me. I've often been taught by my wife, and I have a thick skin, so naturally she couldn't beat me to death. Therefore, under the baton of the dragon's head crutch, I still survived tenaciously. ”

Xia Yang said with a smile.

"And then? Are you hurt? Song Xi was very concerned.

"How could I get hurt? In this world, the only one who can successfully beat me is your wife, okay? Although Grandma Yao is old and an old woman, I can't do anything to her. But, I won't stand there stupidly and be beaten by her for nothing! ”

Xia Yang said with a smile.

"And in the end?" Song Xi glared at Xia Yang coldly and asked, "You went all the way to Baicao Mountain, but you just went to get beaten up, and you didn't do anything else?" ”

"Go to Grandma Yao, naturally go to ask for medicine! The poison was also poisoned by her, and the beating was also beaten by her. After eating so many losses, medicine or something, she naturally has to give it to me! If she dares not to give it, I will stay with her! Xia Yang said.

"You're playing tricks on her?" Song Xi didn't believe it.

That medicine grandma is not a good person.

"Wife, the one in my aunt's body, why did you kill me, I'm sure you must know the reason, right? Just because, I got the true biography of Taizong. ”

Speaking of this, Xia Yang put his mouth to Song Xi's ear and said to her in a low voice: "That medicine grandma has a leg with Taizong. ”

After speaking, Xia Yang was still cold and kissed the woman.

"Fuck off!" Song Xi gently punched him and said fiercely: "Be serious!" ”

Then, she asked, "So what?" ”

"What are the skills of my own man, Grandma Yao is naturally the most clear! Therefore, after she didn't hit me with a dragon head cane, she initially mistakenly thought that I was a descendant of Taizong, and almost killed me in anger. Fortunately, I quickly explained to her that I only got the true inheritance of Taizong, not his descendant. Xia Yang said.

"Grandma Yao believes it?" Song Xi asked.

"You must believe it! I am so handsome, Taizong is so ugly, how can I be his descendant? Grandma Yao is not blind! Xia Yang explained with a grin.

"That's it, she gave you the medicine you asked for?" Song Xi asked.

"Woman, that's something that needs to be coaxed! Whether it's a little woman or an old woman, you have to be coaxed. So, after confirming my identity, I screamed one by one. At first, she told me to get out, saying that it wasn't my sister, and she was going to beat me. However, she couldn't beat it. Then, I kept calling my wife there. ”