Bronze-headed Old Monk: ???

What the heck?

Senior brother also has such irritable times? He is a Zen master of his generation, and the Buddha's heart is like an ancient well without waves, how can it be so?

This is a fake senior brother, right?

"Senior brother, do you remember when we were a child, we had a competition to determine the status of senior brothers?" The old monk with the bronze head asked.

Cicada:???

"Didn't you hear what I said? At this time, what did you mention when you were a child, I let you go, don't pay attention to that little bastard, you pulled chicken feathers for me? Knowing that he was angry, he suddenly burst into foul language.

A few old monks who were stunned on the side, and the chopsticks fell off.

After finishing speaking, I reacted and felt bitter in my heart.

Lao Tzu's image of a monk who has worked hard for decades has been ruined this time.

It's all to blame on this junior brother, hey, after separating, the wings hardened, and the senior brother's words were not good.

"Okay, okay, how do you like it, Lao Tzu doesn't care about you." Knowing a sullen addition, he hung up the phone decisively.

Then he looked at a few old monks and showed a smile: "What I saw today, not a word is allowed to be passed out, you know?" ”

Looking at it, it was obviously a laugh, but it was particularly scary, and a few old monks nodded subconsciously, like chickens eating rice.

"What the hell?" Looking at the phone that was hung up, the bronze-headed old monk was even more confused.

I'm just asking.

Would you like to answer no?

What are you angry about?

Could it be that the senior brother is coming to menopause?

"What? Knowing that the Zen master is okay, right? Do you want to call and ask? Liukin looked at the bronze-headed old monk and asked with a smile.

The bronze-headed old monk looked at Liukin: "You kid, are you really the cousin of Xinyuan?" ”

Liu Jin said: "Look at you, you still don't believe it, come, you can check this mobile phone." ”

Liukin said, took out his mobile phone, opened WeChat, and pulled out the friend who marked his cousin, as well as the chat history.

Although the conversation was not very pleasant, the content was very real.

The bronze-headed old monk looked at it and said with a smile: "It's indeed a heart, I didn't expect it, I have been in Hanzhou for so many years, I still have the opportunity to meet acquaintances, not bad, you have to go to Hongfa Temple to live for a few days, let's have a good chat." ”

Liukin smiled: "Don't worry, I just learned that you were there, I wanted to go, but it's late today, it's inconvenient to disturb, I decided to go tomorrow, I didn't expect to meet this, don't worry, tomorrow morning, I will come to visit and give you a greeting." ”

"Hahahaha, no need to say goodbye, no need to see the outside like this, a family, hahaha." The bronze-headed old monk laughed, quite happy.

The masked man and the fat woman next to him were speechless.

The lesson of being pitted just now is not a long memory at all, and this thing really broke my brain.

"Sister, why are you here too?" Liukin looked at the fat woman again.

The fat woman smiled: "If I don't come again, maybe there will be a lot of enemies in the future." ”

"Look at what you said, with my younger brother here, whoever dares to be your enemy, my uncle will not agree." Liukin said, looking at the old monk with the bronze head.

The bronze-headed old monk said: "You don't have to worry about it, this fat woman has an immortal body, and she can't be killed." ”

Fat woman: "......"

Liukin's eyes lit up.

Immortal?

I'll go, this is good, I want to flirt.

"Haha, my sister is amazing, and from then on, my little brother will rely on you to take care of me." Liukin hit the snake and looked at the fat woman with a smile.

The fat woman said: "Don't look for me, I can't cover you." ”

"You're humble again." Liukin winked his eyebrows, then looked at the masked man.

"I don't want to know you." The masked man decisively spoke first.

"Don't we know each other now?" Liukin looked puzzled.

The mask said: "Acquaintance, it's just business acquaintance, I took your deal." ”

Liukin smiled: "Then the question is, if I win, can you afford this merit?" ”

Mask Human: "How can you be sure that you can win?" ”

Liukin laughed, "Unless you cheat." ”

The masked man laughed, "I don't care about cheating with a little kid yet." ”

"Well, we'll see." Liukin replied calmly.

"Hehe, you kid really have a lot of good things, even the gods are greedy for this merit, and you are not afraid of being remembered." The bronze-headed old monk spoke at this time.

Liukin smiled: "Do you always need it?" ”

"Huh? Do you still have? The bronze-headed old monk looked at Liukin in surprise.

"If you always want it, I will have it." Liukin said in affirmation.

The bronze-headed old monk smiled, looked at Liujin's eyes, and became more and more kind.

It's true to be able to give him all the merits easily.

My heart is warm, this relative, I admit it.

"Haha, it's not necessary, you better keep it for yourself, defend yourself." The bronze-headed old monk refused with a smile.

Liukin said: "Then what do you always need?" If you have the opportunity to get it in the future, I will definitely help you get it. ”

The bronze-headed old monk smiled dumbly: "You kid is really exaggerating, I need the golden body of Buddhism, do you have it?" ”

Liu Jin was stunned for a moment, then smiled, looked at Daqing and said, "Daqing, take out the golden body of the Buddha." ”

Daqing didn't say a word, and spit it out directly.

Suddenly, a golden body mixed with gold and green fell to the ground, making a dull sound.

This scene fell in the eyes of the masked man, the fat woman, and the bronze-headed old monk, and he almost didn't bare out of his eyes.

Are you a Duobao Dao person, do you really have everything?

Although it is not as rare as merit, but this golden body is also condensed by high monks and great virtues, and it is also materialized.

"W-where did you get this?" The bronze-headed old monk's voice trembled, full of disbelief.

Liukin smiled: "Picked it up." ”

Bronze-headed old monk: "......"

"Where did you pick it up, I want to try my luck too." The fat woman couldn't help but speak, with a strange expression.

Liu Jin said: "A place called Guanyin Temple picked up, it seems to be a Buddha's golden body, he was committing murder, and then he met my eldest brother and was subdued by him, and my eldest brother is not rare, so he gave it to me." ”

The fat woman was stunned.

You still have such a powerful big brother?

"Dare to ask who your eldest brother is?" The fat woman looked at Liukin.

Liujin looked at the bronze-headed old monk and said with a smile: "Speaking of which, you also know each other. ”

"I know that too?" The bronze-headed old monk was confused.

"My eldest brother, Montenegro." Liukin smiled.

"Old Black!" The bronze-headed old monk's eyes widened and he spoke in surprise.

The fat woman couldn't help frowning and looked at Liukin in surprise.

Masked Man...... No expression can be seen.

"That's right, I hit it off with Big Brother Montenegro at first sight, okay, I don't have anything to say." Liukin said seriously.

Wolong Town, Demon Palace.

The old man of Montenegro, who was reading a book, suddenly raised his head, and his face was very ugly.

This little bastard is pulling me again!

Okay, nothing to say? Can you get rid of the good ones?

And...... This little bastard, how do you go to some of the headaches, what kind of guy are you provoking? Which one is good to get along with? Are you happy to block me?

"Xiaoyou, come here." The old man of Montenegro suddenly looked at the ghost chicken that was happily pecking on the side, and opened his mouth to call.

The soul chicken was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly stepped forward: "The king ......"

Montenegro stood up calmly and kicked it suddenly.

The soul chicken was defenseless, or rather, he didn't want to be defenseless at all, and was kicked away.

"Little Wang Ba Calf, kick you to death."

Soul Chicken: "......"

"You and Montenegro are so good? Haha, speaking of which, I also had a story with Montenegro, but it was all reckless and young in the past, and it was a little difficult to speak, so I won't talk about it. The bronze-headed old monk smiled, a little embarrassed.

The fat woman glanced at the old monk.

It's as if you're smart now.

"Hehe, look at this thing, it's still in your eyes, right?" Liukin asked with a smile.

"In the eyes, of course, in the eyes, this is the best thing, for the Sprinkle family, this is a great grace." The bronze-headed old monk said seriously.

"Okay, this is my gift to you, don't refuse." Liukin looked sincere.

The bronze-headed old monk looked at Liu Jin for a moment, nodded and said, "The Sprinkler family has taken it, and if you have something to do in the future, you can find the Sprinkler family." ”

Liukin grinned: "Don't worry, I'm not polite to you." ”

"Hahaha, okay, the Sprinkle family got this thing, the fate is not small, go back first, you kid must remember to come over tomorrow." After the bronze-headed old monk finished speaking, he lifted the golden body of the Buddha and left beautifully.

As soon as he left, the fat woman looked at Liukin with a smile: "Boy, the old woman also has some requests, I don't know if you can help?" ”

Liukin said: "You say. ”

"I have a little niece, who is the body of Xuanyin, but it is not complete, now there is only a remnant soul left, if it is not completed in time, it may be dissipated, if you have time, can you come and help take a look?" The fat woman looked at Liukin and silently transmitted.

"Boy, you borrowed my name just now, and now it's time to pay it back."

Liukin paused and said with a smile: "No problem, I'll visit you the second one." ”

The fat woman smiled with satisfaction: "That's okay, the old woman has also said goodbye, sit and wait for the big ride." ”

With that, she also turned around and left.

For a moment, only the masked man was left in the room.

And at this time, in the arena, there was a lot of cheering, but it was the winner and loser.

That wild cat, there was actually a kind of natal supernatural power similar to Xuanguang, and it injured the yin spirit at once and won strongly.

Liukin looked at the masked man and smiled, "I won." ”

"I have no merit to compensate, you can make a request." The masked man's tone still did not fluctuate at all, and he spoke calmly.

Liukin smiled, "Are you sure you want me to make a request?" ”

"Yes. In this arena, I am willing to gamble and lose, and I will never pay my bills. The masked man replied.

"Okay, my request is, I want three requirements." Liukin replied with a grin.

Masked Man: "......"

"It's not a matter of three." The Masked Man spoke.

"Don't worry, you can play this trick once, and if you play it a few more times, it will be too much." Liukin replied earnestly.

"Say, what's the request?" The Masked Man spoke.

"First, let me see you for what you really are." Liukin spoke.

Masked Man: "Are you sure?" That's a wasted request. ”

"I'm sure. And knowing what you look like, whether you're a man or a woman, is also a curious thing for me. Liukin smiled.

The masked man took the mask directly, but the inside was empty.

Liukin was stunned.

"You just need me to take off the mask, I did it, and there are two more." The masked man put on the mask again.

Liukin smiled.

This is an opponent.

Playful.

"The second request, tell me, are you a man or a woman." Liukin continued.

Masked Man: "I'm male. ”

"The third request." The masked man continued.

"This one has to be serious." Liukin smiled: "As long as I'm still in Hanzhou, you're going to keep me safe, that's no problem, right?" ”

"No problem, but there is a premise, you don't turn against that family." The masked man replied.

Liukin looked sideways.

Sure enough, this thing is wearing a pair of pants with the mad demon family, and he already knows my identity.

"Deal." Liukin nodded.

At this time, on the other side, the bronze-headed old monk Mei Zizi resisted the golden body of the Buddha and went back, for this trip, he was so satisfied, he met a relative, and he got a coveted thing in vain, this thing is enough to make his vajra body go further, it is simply a surprise.

As he was walking, his phone rang again.

Take it out and take a look, it's a call.

The bronze-headed old monk smiled and connected: "Senior brother, has menopause passed?" ”

I just drove away a group of cowering old monks, but I am still worried about my junior brother, my junior brother's tendon, I really met the little fox, I am afraid that I can't bear it, I am a Zen sect of Buddhism, and I must not be pitted.

So I couldn't help but call again.

But as soon as the phone was connected, I almost didn't die of anger.

"What did you say?" Knowing to gnash your teeth.

The bronze-headed old monk reacted and hurriedly said, "It's nothing, senior brother, what are you doing on the phone?" ”

"What are you doing, I'm saving you, you iron pimple, wood pimple, when did my senior brother lie to you, do you know that you are in danger now." I didn't know it angrily.

"Danger? What's the danger? Senior brother, you're so strange today, are you going crazy? ”

"I ......" suddenly became angry again.

Trying to suppress his anger, he said, "Don't tell you nonsense, have you stayed away from that kid now?" ”

"Which kid are you talking about?"

"That is, the one who is a cousin with Xinyuan, this is a liar." Knowing to gnash your teeth.

The bronze-headed old monk looked at the golden body of the Buddha on his shoulder, then looked at his mobile phone, and said, "Senior brother, you really went crazy, right?" That kid is very good.,And you gave me a gift.,And it's true that it's a cousin.,I checked.。 ”

"That's me being pitted, let me tell you, this kid is very pitted, don't be blinded by Xiao En Xiaohui, this kid is bad, when you are riddled with all kinds of karma in the future, you will know what regret is." Knowing the serious words and the things he has experienced, he feels too deeply.

"Pit? No, he gave me a golden body, this golden body is incredible, enough to make my vajra body go further, if this is a pit, senior brother, I am willing to jump in. The old monk with the bronze head was unimpressed.

People are so good, you actually say that, this senior brother, the Buddha's heart has regressed!

Cicada:???

What's that?

That Buddha's golden body, that kid gave it to my junior brother?

I helped you carry so many pots, why didn't you think to give it to me? Do I deserve to be free?

Well, no, this kid is the master of not seeing rabbits and eagles, he can give benefits before he has a pit, it must be for a bigger pit.

The Buddha's heart was clear, and he felt smart like never before, so he hurriedly said: "Senior brother, listen to senior brother, you can't ask for this golden body, he has a purpose, he wants to pit you." ”

"Senior brother, what you said, how can you send me something for a purpose? Are you going to trap me? Then why doesn't he cheat others? Don't give it to someone else? He gave it to me, this is my fate, senior brother, don't be blind. After speaking, the bronze-headed old monk hung up the phone and left beautifully.

"This brainless deserves to be pitted."

Seeing that the phone was hung up, he kicked the dining table over and smashed the plate to the ground.

At this time, the door suddenly opened, and a little monk watched this scene in amazement.

Got it: "......"

"I ......"

"You don't see anything." Knowing the glare.

The little monk shrank his neck and said weakly: "But Zen master, the Buddha behind you has seen it." ”

Stunned for a moment, he turned around.

On the wall, there is a picture of the Dharma shining brightly, smiling with his fingers, and his eyes seem to be looking at him.

"Great Mighty Dragon ......"

Little Monk: "......"