Chapter 62
I looked at my own cards, Aunt Li threw a 3, yes, you read it right, she is a card, or a 3, looked at her hand with two three belts, why not those, is it another plan, I opened my mouth, remained silent, the so-called chess is silent true gentleman, I still look at the cards.
Sure enough, Hao Hao didn't even think about it carefully, and followed a 5 directly, when it was Uncle Li's turn, he pondered carefully for a long time, and finally, he came out with a K, watching Aunt Li directly throw out her biggest or only 2, I don't know whether to praise Aunt Li's desperate spirit, or praise her brainlessness, Amitopho, sin, I didn't mean to say this about the elders.
Then, as I expected, Aunt Li was defeated step by step, and finally, she also pinched a large number of cards in her hand, Uncle Li had already begun to shuffle the cards, and kept urging Aunt Li to throw the cards quickly, and said that she was afraid of hard work for her, so she helped her brush the pot.
Aunt Li was angry, "Who is rare, you go to my side." After speaking, Aunt Li shuffled the cards by herself, there were not many tricks, but they were finally washed. Next, I'll deal the cards.
That's it, I looked at a few cards with the same ending, no matter whether Aunt Li is a landlord or a farmer, she will never let people never touch what card she will play next, as always, bravely move forward, to say something unpleasant, just like the death squad who has the courage to die!
Therefore, later, Aunt Li was annoyed, like a child, and played Laipi, "You two are definitely cheating, otherwise why would I keep losing, Weiwei, you must fight for your female compatriots!" ”
"Okay, Aunt Li, it's up to me." Hmph,Sister is also a person who has been in the casino for a long time.,Although it's on QQ to fight the landlord.,But how to say it's also a winning general.。
I put on a posture and began to prepare to wash away Aunt Li'er's shame, I want to counterattack!
Then, Aunt Li dealt the cards, took and looked at the cards in his hand, missing a 5, I kept shouting in my heart, the next one is 5, hehe, sure enough, there is really a 5 behind, what do you really want, God help me.
In the end, the cards are finished, I am the landlord, look at the cards in the hand, not bad, at least there is a pair of planes, although not big, at least can bring out two singles. Counted the list in his hand, well, so let's get it, there are two left, and one is K, haha, I thought about it, bag, the local owner is not more painful than being a farmer, with a wave of his hand, he opened the three hole cards, good guy, the king and the king added a K, if I lose, I can go to kill myself.
Sure enough, I first threw a three-8 three-9 plane plus 3,7, the two of them had no cards to play, I continued to throw the pair of K, Hao Hao followed a pair of 2, looking at the king in his hand, I just didn't pick up, Hao Hao was not discouraged, after all, I am not Aunt Li's heroic character, he came out of a 6, and then Uncle Li came out of a 11, I quickly put a 2, forget it, there should be no other bombs, see they don't come out, throw a minimum straight 3,4,5,6,7, who knows, Hao Hao threw a 1 bomb, I felt like it was getting dark. By Hao Hao continued to put cards, out of a sealed 6 straight, I was indifferent, you continue to scream, then, he has no cards, out of a 3, I seized the opportunity, quickly out of a 1, Uncle Li looked, hurry up 2 to keep up, hahaha, I was suddenly happy, do not look at a few cards in my hand, block is also a white block, a king blow down, the two of them know that it is not good, I threw the last 3 lightly.
No way, who says God just likes me, otherwise I wouldn't have to get such a good card as soon as I get it. Aunt Li was happier when she saw that I had won, and the two of us clapped our hands in front of the two old men.
Then, I finally saw what it means to be "shameless", and when Aunt Li saw that I had won, she immediately grabbed me and stood up and said that she would not play. Looking at Uncle Li and Haohao's depressed eyes that didn't dare to speak, I felt so happy for the first time!
"I said, wife, you're just leaving?" Uncle Li finally couldn't help it, and complained to Aunt Li, "How can there be this? ”
"Are you hungry?" Aunt Li knocked out Uncle Li with a word, looking at Aunt Li like a queen, I remembered a famous saying in my previous life. Treat your wife as a princess, and you will be a prince. Treat your wife as the queen, and you will be the emperor. Use your wife as a nanny, and you are the security guard. Treat your wife as a maid, and you are a eunuch. It's not easy for the two of them to have such a good relationship.
So, Li Buddha set up the kitchen and prepared a belated lunch for us. Hearing her say that, I was a little hungry too.
Aunt Li not only played a good role, but also cooked, in less than half an hour, she fried several meat dishes and cooked dumplings. Looking at my favorite stir-fried pork with green peppers, it is called a full of color and flavor, which is completely comparable to the chef in the restaurant, hurry up and put down the chopsticks, for fear that it will be gone in a while.
Sure enough, in less than a minute when I hesitated, the dish was already halfway down, I guess this is my expression is too sad and angry, Hao Hao had to dial me a little bit of shredded green pepper meat in his bowl, no wonder the dish was gone after a while, I said how did they come out so fast, it turned out to be in their own bowl. It's really bullying me, a person who doesn't know how to use chopsticks.
I don't know when it began, my use of chopsticks became less standard, that is, the index finger would be cocked, and then I couldn't change it, so my mother used me as a counterexample more than once. It hurt me to be ridiculed by Haohao, who was younger than me, and what was even more annoying was that when we went to the banquet, my mother had to take care of me, saying that she didn't want me to throw people outside.
However, now looking at the shredded green pepper meat in the bowl, I can't help but be glad that I have this bad habit, otherwise Haohao wouldn't let me do this, although it's shameless, but it's all for the sake of food. You know, life is precious, love is more expensive, if it is for food, both can be thrown, not to mention this exercise, can you eat it?
After eating, Aunt Li helped me fry the fried chicken again, and told me what dishes I would buy for the New Year, what customs and taboos I had during the New Year, such as similar to Chinese New Year's Eve night, at twelve o'clock, to set off firecrackers and so on.
In the end, it was already more than four o'clock in the afternoon, and if she didn't leave, it would be dark, so Aunt Li was reluctant to stand up and leave. I quickly gave Hao Hao a look, and asked him to come into the house and move a box of nutrition express, fortunately, when I was visiting the supermarket a few days ago, I suddenly wanted to drink, but after I came back, I forgot about it, and it has been in the corner.
Aunt Li was about to excuse herself, but I immediately blocked her words, "Aunt Li, if you do this again, Haohao and I will be embarrassed to go to your house in the future." It's just a carton of milk, and I'm still embarrassed! ”
She accepted it and handed it to Uncle Li. Suddenly, I thought that Uncle Li and his father have such a good relationship, is it because they are both wife slaves?