Chapter 17: Guanyin sends her son
Brother Ma's body was cold, like a sculpture poured with cement, and no matter how hard I tried to feed, I couldn't pull it in the slightest.
Seeing that this road was impassable, I was anxious, and subconsciously opened my mouth and took a hard bite at Brother Ma's thigh.
Brother Ma was in pain, and his knees suddenly lifted and pressed heavily on my chin. I felt a sharp pain in my jaw, and then my eyes went black and I fell backwards again......
Some people will definitely say that I use my yin tricks and bite people with (mouth) like a.
Come on! I'm not going to fight in the first place, it's all instinctive in this situation.
If I know what, do I need to spend so much effort on the Nine Yang Divine Skill? That's all TV series!
I don't know how long it took me to fall to the ground, but the first thing I did when I came to my senses was to rush up again.
This time, I learned to be smart, and found the opportunity to hold on to one of Brother Ma's thighs, like an octopus, and I didn't let go no matter how hard he struggled.
Since one of Brother Ma's legs was held by me, and the other leg could not be used as a support, it was impossible to kick me like I had just done.
I wanted to open my mouth to bite him again, but at this moment I could clearly feel the sourness in my upper and lower jaws, and I wondered if there were teeth kicked out by Brother Ma's knee, and my mouth was full of salty liquid, and I couldn't open it at all.
In this way, I dragged Brother Ma with all my strength, Brother Ma forced the fat man, and the fat man resisted with his back against the corner, forming a three-legged tug-of-war, no one can bargain, no one can move a cent.
As the minutes ticked by, the only heavy gasps of the three were left in the silent air.
The three of us seemed to be pulling like this, and my heart suddenly lit up.
Roast! Don't I have a fire charm in my pocket! This fire talisman was originally an excellent magic weapon to deal with tricks and evil spirits, so now you don't have to wait any longer!
Thinking of this, I continued to wrap my left hand and legs around Brother Ma's legs, and with one free right hand I groped in my trouser pocket, and with great difficulty, I took out all the three ignition charms I brought.
The situation is critical now, and I don't care if it's wasted or not, so I don't care what the position of the talisman in my right hand is, so I stick it on Brother Ma's body......
There was a muffled crack, and my right hand seemed to touch a soft mass, and I looked up suspiciously, but the situation made my scalp tingle with embarrassment.
Because I wrapped almost my whole body strength around one of Brother Ma's legs, and regardless of pasting the talisman paper upwards, these three ignition talismans were impartial, and they were actually pasted to the root of Ma Ge's (crotch) in a dignified manner!
And the moment those three ignition talismans touched Brother Ma's body, I suddenly realized that his thighs, which were originally as hard as cement, instantly softened.
I was already in a state of tension all over my body, and my nerves were highly tense, and it was more accurate to say that it was tight, but he was so soft that I directly felt that my limbs were empty, and then there were bursts of soreness, and I even had to cramp.
Brother Ma let out a gross, childlike scream with extremely high decibels.
Then the whole person actually pulled onions on dry land, broke free from me and the fat man in an instant, and rose into the air, jumping up to a height of nearly two meters, and with a bang, his head hit the ceiling hard.
This change stunned me and the fat man, and by the time we could react, Ma Ge had already fallen to the ground in front of us.
The scissors in his hand have been taken off, but he still maintains a jumping posture, each time he rises more than half a meter above the ground, his feet are like stepping on a red-hot iron plate, and the floor is slamming.
There was also a child's scream in his mouth, and he couldn't tell whether it was pain or excitement for a while. Its body was wrapped in a large cloud of pale blue gas, constantly steaming and surging, like a discolored flame.
The fat man and I were stunned. What's even more ridiculous is that there are three yellow talismans on the root of Ma Ge's crotch, and at this moment, these three runes have also been ignited, and they are rising and falling with his continuous beating, and a coquettish beep......
I remember that in the movie, people's stickers were all pasted on the foreheads of zombies or the back of evil things, and the talismans pasted on the root of life were the first time I saw them, and the key was that it was my handwriting.
This...... No matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like a trick, it doesn't look like it is safe, how can it be vaguely a bit of an ambiguous taste of Guanyin's send-off......
I pulled the fat man who was panting like a cow back, not daring to delay Brother Ma's "performance".
Ma Ge jumped for a full five or six minutes, his body seemed to be getting heavier and heavier, and the blue flames on his body gradually faded, and finally disappeared along with the ignition charm on the root of life.
He fell to the ground screaming, unconscious. However, a cloud of white turbidity rose from above its heavenly spirit cover, fluttering and trying to rush out of the door.
There was a throbbing of electricity in my chest, and the light flashed, as if a huge vortex had formed in an instant, inhaling all the white turbid gas that wanted to slip out of the door.
As the overcharged reaction in my chest wore off, a completely unfamiliar voice exploded in my head: "I...... Awake...... Finish! ”
I couldn't tell if the voice was male or female, to be precise, it wasn't coming into my head through my ears, but like some kind of stream of consciousness, and it felt very subtle, like an auditory hallucination.
Ma Yubao on the bed woke up slowly, and Brother Ma on the ground also covered his head, and got up with a sigh, and the expressions and words of the two returned to normal.
Originally fell in the corner, we thought that Ma Ge's daughter-in-law had fainted, but only then did she cry.
It turned out that she had woken up a long time ago, just in time for Brother Ma's "Jumping" performance, and almost fainted again without being alive.
The three of them hugged each other and couldn't help crying, venting their emotions after being too frightened.
I checked the fat man's injuries, and there were seven or eight wounds, except for one on the thigh, the others were scratched on both arms, but fortunately the wounds were not deep.
When Brother Ma's family had cried enough, I thought about it for a while, briefly told them about the situation just now, and after thinking about it again, I still didn't tell the truth about raising the old lady.
For ordinary people like Brother Ma and his wife, it is better not to know than to know, and knowing is nothing more than panic.
As for why Ma Yubao was haunted by evil again, I only said that it was caused by the initial recovery from a serious illness, his weak body, and his easy invasion by evil things.
After such an experience, the family is very grateful to us, needless to mention.
Brother Ma's injuries were nothing but the blood marks left by my bite on his thigh, and a big bag was knocked out of his head, he rubbed his brain and took out a stack of money for me to accept.
I don't charge it, but he says it's the fat man's medical expenses, but the subtext is very obvious: If you have something to do next time, you can take care of it!