Chapter 69: Robbery
Seeing the convoy stop, more than a dozen brocade-robed guards surrounded the pavilion with unkind faces, and the three Zhuang people stood up honestly. His clothes were torn apart by several whips, and he was bloodied.
Peasants, go against the grain. Unless he is forced to live really can't live, he will rise up.
Two hawkers who walked the streets and alleys to the countryside fought guerrilla warfare with the officials all day long, and they were very clever. As soon as he saw that the momentum was wrong, he pulled his legs and slipped away.
Who knew that their feet were strong, but the guards were warriors from the upper realm, and they chased after them in a flash.
One waved his whip and grabbed one of the vendors by the ankle and pulled it back. The peddler suddenly soared parallel to the ground, and fell hard, his face covered in blood, and several teeth broken.
Another shouted:
"Run, Lao Tzu sees you run to the sky!"
Leaping to his feet, he kicked the back of the running peddler. This foot can definitely break the opponent's lumbar vertebrae, and he will not die or be disabled. Since the eldest prince said "cripple", he has to die again.
Call......
A round object flew out of thin air and knocked his leg open. Spin like a wheel, cutting the calf and belly to expose the white bones.
The guard screamed "oops" and fell to the ground, rolling over his legs. Looking at the huge hidden weapon again, it is a hat often worn by countrymen.
"Who?"
All the guards looked at the scholars in the pavilion.
Xintianyou stood up lazily, stretched a big waist, and groaned:
"Whoever realizes the big dream first, I know it in my life. Changting spring slept enough, and the day outside the sky was delayed...... What the hell is crying wolf, waking up Lao Tzu...... Hey, where's the hat? ”
The creature ran up to the wailing guard, grabbed the other man's chest, and roared viciously:
"Lao Tzu just take a nap, you dare to steal Lao Tzu's hat and secretly cut your own legs? Compensation, don't pay Lao Tzu to beat you to death! ”
What does it mean?
Everyone blinked, dizzy.
The guard staggered, his face pale with pain. After all, he is a high-level martial artist, and he fights hard to punch out.
Within a stone's throw of distance, and with enough strength, the fist surface emerged, and he could definitely kill a cow. Even if it is an enlightened immortal master, he will either be protected by the luck field or retreat.
Tong......
There was a muffled sound.
The imaginary scholar flew upside down, and his chest collapsed without appearing. The goods looked like no one else, took off the blanket from the guard's waist, poured out a large pile of items from it, and squatted on the ground to examine it.
"Nima, it's only ten taels of gold, where did the money go? Damn, what the hell is this......"
Tom, tom, tom......
Seeing the scholar squatting, the guard threw three more punches on his back, one punch heavier than the other. Who didn't seem to know that the other party didn't know, opened a small wooden box, picked up a copper product with four rings protruding from spikes, and turned his head to ask.
The guard's mind was a little confused, and he involuntarily stopped, and said:
"The tiger tooth magic weapon, put on the hand can increase the speed by half a percent. It is produced by the carefree son of Baisha City, and it needs a hundred taels of gold...... The money is all spent. ”
Hehe, it turned out to be a Chinese-speaking customer.
Xin Tianyou smiled dumbly, calmly put ten taels of broken gold into his arms, and swept it with one foot.
"You fucking loser, you buy things indiscriminately, and you don't know how to leave a little money for your uncle to rob...... Bah! ”
Call......
The guard flew into the air like a paper swallow, skimmed the treetops beside the road, and fell into the paddy field.
Xintianyou held his head high, and Wang Bazhi's qi leaked. Raising his hand, he pointed to the guards and the convoy, and shouted:
"Uh...... I opened this mountain, Nima, there is no mountain, it's okay...... I planted this tree. To hit this passing, leave to buy road money. Obediently get acquainted with each other and take out the gold spirit stone. What silver, copper, satin, jewelry, calligraphy and painting are not wanted, as long as the gold and spirit stones, are they all for Lao Tzu to understand? ”
Everyone finally figured out what kind of scholar this is, purely a catastrophe, and his skills are unfathomable.
The other party opened up a high-level martial artist, just like a strong man beating a little doll. At the least, he is also an immortal master who has opened the upper realm, and he actually shamelessly blocks the road and robs!
The leader of the guards was sure that he couldn't beat the other party, so he stepped out of the crowd and hugged his fists:
"Childe, we are the envoy of the Zhou Kingdom, and it just so happens that the eldest prince is also in the convoy. If Childe needs money, let me tell you. Quasi-insurance requires gold and gold, and spirit stones and spirit stones. You are so skilled, why are you buried in China? ”
The stout scholar with a sideways face and a fierce face laughed:
"Miaomiao...... Zhou Hai is in the convoy, saving old things. Otherwise, I am really afraid that he will hide in Qingfeng Guan and be a turtle with a shrunken head for the rest of his life. Some time ago, my junior brother broke his dantian. I heard that Zhou Guo wanted to repay his debts and wanted to take revenge, so Lao Tzu will teach a lesson today. After snatching the money, beat him up first, and then stripped him naked and hung him on a willow tree. Let everyone look at it, the moon of Zhou is rounder than Hua Guo, is it a little bigger than a bird! ”
The scholar swaggered back to the pavilion and took out a black cloth from his bosom to cover his face, revealing only his eyes. Stooping down and grabbing a thick burlap bag, he slammed it over his shoulder.