Fountain of Youth?

Unlike the one just now, this time, Baker is not talking about the efficacy of the Angel Pool, the fountain of immortality here is a noun.

Legend.

A long, long time ago, around the 17th century, legend has it that there was a spring somewhere on earth, which had miraculous properties and could lead to eternal life when drunk, hence the name "Fountain of Youth"!

It's just that......

The way to drink this spring water is very particular.

First, you can't grab a kettle and scoop a pot and drink it directly, because if you drink it like that, you'll die ugly.

You need something to mix and drink together.

Mermaid tears!

Of course.

This is just one of the conditions, and if you want to drink the Fountain of Youth, there is another condition.

You'll need two cups.

It is said that it is best to use a silver cup.

Two silver cups are filled with the spring water, one of which is filled with mermaid tears, and the other is left unfilled.

If two people drink the spring water in the silver cup at the same time, and the person who drinks a cup of mermaid tears will have their life extended, provided that the other person drinks another cup of spring water, and this one will die on the spot.

Listen to this......

Baker felt as if he could perfectly match the angel water heart.

As for why the tears of mermaids must be used in the legend, Baker can also guess a rough idea, at that time, King Arthur killed the demon with a sword in stone, and in a way, it was considered to cut off the passage between the earth and hell, which is one of the reasons why Mephisto could only stay in Texas.

Hell retreated, and naturally, the people of the dark realm retreated.

And so it goes.

Humans, the only transcendent beings that can be reached and found, can anyone other than the mermaids, the descendants of Atlantis?

As for the silver cup?

That would be even more of a lie.

Maybe at that time, there were two friends, and one friend wanted to obtain the immortality ability alone, but he quietly gave that person no mermaid tears in the cup, so by mistake, he succeeded, so this so-called ritual was spread.

The story of this Fountain of Youthlessness also has a name.

Pirates of the Caribbean 4!

Maggi!

As soon as Baker thought of this, he complained a little in his heart, and he always felt that those were weird.

Objects of Heaven become the history of the earth?

Baker wanted to squirt.

But for a while, I couldn't find a suitable target for spraying.

It's going to be archaeological again.

Baker shook his head inwardly, the story of Pirates of the Caribbean is from the seventeenth century, how long has it been, and the ghost knows if the original Fountain of Immortality still exists.

Think about it.

Baker told Vivien about the Fountain of Youth, which is a Caribbean story, and then said, "How sure do you think the Fountain of Youth, in this story, will be what we want?" ”

Vivien was silent for a moment: "Very high. ”

Baker nodded, thinking that Vivian didn't think about collecting the objects dropped by Heaven when she arrived on Earth, but after thinking about it, Vivien was still on fire at that time, far less calm and rational than now, so Baker gave up after thinking for a while.

"Let's start moving."

Baker said, "The factory or something is still in Pandora, and when Serra finds the Celestial Blade Six, what is the way of the kingdom of heaven, you can just ask her." ”

For others, it is very difficult to enter the parallel world, but here, the Angel Nebula was originally prepared for the people of the Heavenly Kingdom, and for the people of the Heavenly Kingdom, returning to the Angel Nebula is the same as going home, what is the suffering.

Baker looked up at the sky.

Rumble!

The skyrocketing pillar of blue light rose directly from Baker's body, piercing the sky, and the dark blue light began to spin from Baker's toes and began to cover.

After the 3.5 second teleportation chant.

Baker returned to the living room of apartment 820.

Walk to the bar.

Baker poured himself a glass of wine with a thoughtful look on his face, and then took a sip.

Fountain of Youth?

Do you want to go to the Supreme Master who knows 500 years before and 500 years after 500 years to ask for help?

Why don't you find Mephisto?

This special meow......

What is the difference between looking for Mephisto and Zhao Supreme Master.

Headache.

It feels like a debt of owe again.

Baker thought to himself.

Sitting on the sofa, watching TV, eating Chinese takeaway, Barbara opened her mouth, looked back, drank at the bar and sighed, didn't seem to see her Baker, her face was slightly dark.

This guy has been gone for four months, did he just forget about me?

Barbara put down the Chinese food in her hand and coughed: "Ahem! ”

Baker rubbed his eyebrows, recalling how many times he had asked the Supreme Mage for help, even the time in New York, the Supreme Mage's calculations had been drawn up in the next few helps.

Be content.

Baker felt that this time in the past, if only the information was needed, and no reward would be given, and it was not a matter of whether the Supreme Mage cared about it or not, just Baker's face could not be cared for.

What is a partner?

Those who come and go are called partners, and unilaterally, they are called white prostitutes.

Baker doesn't want others to prostitute him for nothing, and in the same way, Baker doesn't like to prostitute others for nothing.

Barbara's face on the other side of the couch darkened.

"Bang!"

“……”

Baker came back to his senses, looked up, and saw that the glass table was cracked, Barbara, the champion suit, and the heirloom sword were buzzing, and Barbara's face was a little dark.

"What's wrong?"

“……”

Barbara looked at Baker, who looked innocent and curious, and the anger in her heart was extinguished.

“…… Do you know what day it is? ”

“…… What? ”

Baker thought for a moment, and then shook his head: "After staying in the time storm and space storm for a while, there is a time flow, what time is it now, has Tony Stark transformed into Iron Man?" ”

"Iron Man?"

Barbara frowned: "What nonsense are you talking about?" ”

Baker: "......"

Fortunately, it was August of '08.

Meddlesome.

Baker's original plan was to be promoted to god when the curtain opened, but fortunately, there was still time.

"What time is it now?"

"November!"

"Specifically?"

Barbara unarmed herself, put away the heirloom sword, hugged and kissed Baker, and said, "On November 23rd, you should place an order to buy us a Christmas tree." ”

Baker touched his chin: "It's been almost four months. ”

Barbara snorted, "How's it going, is it over?" ”

Baker nodded, then shook his head, "If there were a hundred steps, I would have walked almost ninety-nine steps now." ”

"What do you mean?"

"It means ......"

Baker sighed: "I'm going to give someone a favor, no, a half-god!" ”

Barbara: "......"

It's like playing a game.

Baker is now level ninety-nine, and his experience points have reached ninety-nine point nine, so he is just one step away from being able to upgrade to level 100 and successfully complete the transfer.

But......

Stuck!

It's very uncomfortable.

Baker has some obsessive-compulsive disorder, seeing that the god is close at hand, and as a result, he is stuck in this kind of knuckle, and frankly, he doesn't know who he is to blame.

Blame Andy?

Or is it the Blame Angel Queen?

Belch......

It's all Odin's fault!

If you honestly pay the mercenary money of the kingdom of heaven, will you make a lose-lose situation now?

Be.

Your son Thor is the main character, but as a result, Asgard is directly gray.

But the kingdom of heaven?

The kingdom of heaven will be born again, and it will be glorious again!

My daughter, Holy Serra, will spread her righteous order to any corner of this universe.

Baker sighed.

I thought that after finishing this vote and being promoted to God, I would be able to rest for a while, but who knows, this vote is about to be completed, but the reality is still far away.

Fortunately.

I'm talking about taking a break after work, and I don't say I'll retire when I'm done!

Baker smacked his lips, drank the wine from his glass, and said to Barbara, "I'll go out for a while." ”

said.

Transmission!

Location, in the halls of the New York Temple.

The moment it appeared, the dark blue pillar of light that soared into the sky instantly attracted the attention of the New York Temple, and after three and a half seconds of chanting, Baker appeared in everyone's eyes.

into the eyes.

The mages of the New York Temple had spark shields in their hands, and their expressions were very serious.

Baker smiled slightly, very politely, and greeted: "Hi! ”

“……”

Uncle Ba...... Phew, it was Casillas who had some kind of blood relationship with the Extreme Line Killer who removed the spark shield and said to the mages around him, and after the mages left, Casillas looked at Baker, thought for a while, and said, "The Supreme Mage is not on Earth now!" ”

Baker raised his eyebrows: "Not here?" ”

Casillas nodded: "A monster escaped from the Time Dimension, and the Supreme Mage went to clean it up. ”

Baker asked, "When will I be back, you know?" ”

Casillas shrugged.

Baker touched his chin and looked at Casillas, "Okay, sorry to bother, I hope it didn't bother you." ”

Casillas said: "No. ”

Baker nodded, and a faint blue glow began to appear on his toes: "Excuse me, goodbye!" ”

"Goodbye!"

"Whew!"

"Boom!"

After three and a half seconds of chanting, Baker returned to apartment 820, touched his chin, and communicated with the hellish dimension, the hostess is not at home, and the man is at home after all.

Pity.

Baker raised an eyebrow, feeling the message from Mephisto.

"Thank you, I'm sorry, I'm in Iron Blood, I just came down to the dimension, there was a big explosion near the Iron Blood Galaxy just now, and I was invited by the Iron and Blood Hell Monarch to come and have a drink."

“……”

Baker raised an eyebrow, it was a coincidence, it must have been a coincidence.

"Huh?"

Barbara wrapped her blonde hair in a bath towel and came down the spiral staircase, looking at Baker, who was also in a hurry to go and a little hurried back, said, "Didn't you go and find someone?" ”

Baker looked up: "Not at home?" ”

Barbara said, "Something else is going on? ”

Baker nodded, "It looks like this." ”

The main reason for these two is too impeccable.

And......

Baker thought about it for a long time, and he didn't think that these two people would avoid him for something, after all, they are now allies, and to put it mildly, in the future, Baker will be their savior!

So.

There was no reason for these two men to avoid him.

Seeing this, Barbara was a little suspicious, sat on the sofa, opened the suspended "Doctor Who" disc and replayed it, and asked curiously: "You left the earth for four months without a sound, and as soon as you came back, you looked for someone, what happened?" ”

Baker waved his hand.

The deeds of the seventeenth century, even if they were told to Barbara, would S.H.I.E.L.D. still know where the Fountain of Youth?

Baker laughed.

Barbara shrugged: "Don't say it, it's the New Year soon, let's give the earth a holiday, okay?" ”

To be precise, it's a holiday for Aegis.

Baker has been gone for four months, but Aegis has been spinning for four months in a row.

Even......

If it weren't for Baker's means on Mars, the portal to Mars would have failed inexplicably, and this incident would have made the Council go crazy and attack the people around Baker.

OK.

The Council is an adult, and a very sensible adult.

The most important point.

The Federation actually danced happily at first, but after half a month, it was instantly silenced, and even the base on the side of the Grand Canyon was removed, as if nothing had happened.

Followed by.

The federal government approved a budget worth $10 billion for NASA, which was unanimously passed by Congress, which once surprised countless melon-eating people.

The same goes for S.H.I.E.L.D.

But one day, when Baker's secretary, Ms. Camille, took an investment agreement from Wall Street and asked her to sign it, Barbara had an epiphany.

But Barbara didn't tell anyone else, just as she didn't tell anyone else about Baker's true identity after she found out.

Baker laughed when he heard Barbara's words, and also sat down on the sofa, and then, looking at Barbara who was leaning directly on his shoulder, after watching TV for a while, he thought about it and said: "Actually, it's okay to tell you, I need to find something, something from heaven." ”

Forthwith.

Barbara briefly told the story of the Fountain of Youth.

After speaking.

Baker said, "What, does S.H.I.E.L.D. have any relevant information?" ”

Barbara shook her head: "No, but ......"

"But what?"

"How much did your kingdom of heaven throw on earth?"

“……”

Barbara stood up and snapped her little finger: "Look, the angels count, right?" ”

Baker thought for a moment: "Count." ”

"Then what kind of sword in the stone counts."

“…… Calculate! ”

"Apple of Eden, forget it."

"That's it!"

"And now your angel's bath again?"

“……”

Barbara sighed and looked at Baker: "You tell me honestly, you heaven, what else did you lose on the earth, for a sword in the stone, almost GG the whole world, for the Apple of Eden, you have become a global public enemy, this immortal spring, wow, I think the earth can be safe and sound, I really should be thankful...... No, grass, even God made it up by your people. ”

The thought of the faith she had discarded before gave Barbara a nameless fire.

Oh, God?

Does this count as sleeping God?

Baker chuckled.

There was a pause.

Barbara said, "I haven't heard of the Fountain of Youth, but I've seen it somewhere in the name, Jack Sparrow." ”

Baker: "......"