In the new year, the sound of firecrackers is more than one day after another, and the days are also passing in bursts of joy, not colorful, but also lively.

I haven't been home for so many years, and I wanted to do some work for the family and let my adoptive parents, who had been busy all year long, rest and rest. I didn't think that my adoptive mother had already made arrangements, on the one hand, she didn't let me work, and on the other hand, she arranged a more difficult task: blind date!

Blind dates are actually very common in rural areas, basically around the Chinese New Year, as young people who work outside return home, families begin to use the New Year's scene to show their children objects.

My adoptive mother is a kind woman, her ears are soft, these days I have heard my relatives say that I am not young, and anyone's grandson will run away, and I have an idea in my heart after listening to it.

For the blind date arranged by my adoptive mother, I couldn't cry or laugh.

I was picked up by the master in the month of Layue, my birthday was already small, and we are here to add a year to say that it is a virtual age, I said that it is about to be twenty, in fact, it has only just passed the eighteenth birthday for a few days, just like the flowers of the motherland.

At my age, I don't want to get married at all, and even if I want to get married, I haven't reached the legal age, and I can't get a marriage certificate.

However, early marriage is prevalent in our poor country, and it has almost become a norm to hold a banquet first and then go to the testimony when you are old, as if it is a great sin not to have children after adulthood.

My adoptive mother also persuaded me bitterly, saying that I was out all day long, and once this lifelong event was delayed, it would be troublesome, and there were three unfilial pieties, and no queen was great, and she and my adoptive father were looking forward to hugging their big fat grandson all the time.

My adoptive mother's words made a black line appear on my head, and I secretly thought that my little brother was beautiful in this prosperous world, and I was worried that I couldn't find a wife? What's the hurry!

I don't dare to tell my adoptive parents about the five evils and three shortcomings that all cultivators must endure, the life of being lonely, poor, disabled, and undead, and if they knew, they would not have killed me!

Looking at her adoptive mother's increasingly mottled gray hair, she couldn't bear to refute her kindness, so she had to reluctantly nod her head in agreement, but she was thinking about how to deal with it and get by.

I've always thought of myself as a prodigal son, just like the so-called among the flowers, and not a single leaf touches.

Although we are by no means the kind of stinky stream that plays with feelings and doesn't recognize people when we lift our pants, at the age of eighteen, I still have no intention of returning to the field and anchoring in the harbor, and the road ahead is bright and smooth.

If people don't have dreams, what's the difference between them and salted fish? You're right?

Our blind date here is similar to the blind date in the city, but there is one more core: the matchmaker.

This matchmaker is the enthusiastic Sister Ma in all villages and townships, generally over fifty years old, good memory plus decades of gossip skills, for ten miles and eight towns, thousands of single dogs The daily movements are clear.

It can definitely be called the king of dogs and the head of military dogs!

Dog King...... Wrong! It is the matchmaker who will introduce male and female single dogs of similar age and family situation to each other, and then contact each other, if they look at each other, they will develop on their own, and if they dislike each other, they will give up and rematch the mandarin ducks.

The blind date location is not a restaurant or teahouse, but a matchmaker's house.

Of course, no profit can not be early, every blind date has to symbolically give the matchmaker a labor fee, but it is not black, a cigarette or two bottles of wine is enough, if the blind date is done, then it is inevitable to stuff a big red envelope.

Aunt Qi, the matchmaker that my adoptive mother found, has a high efficiency, and in just one week, she arranged five or six girls for me to go on a blind date, and the process can be called ups and downs, and the three views exploded.

The first girl I met was five short in stature, her height was never more than one meter five five, and her weight was at least one hundred and ten pounds, and her face was full of youthful and beautiful pimple beans.

On the condition of this eldest sister, she opened her mouth and asked me if I had bought a house in the county seat and how much money I had in my bank account.

And said that his job is very stable, and he has been working in the canteen of the county fertilizer factory all the year round, mainly responsible for choosing vegetables, and he is a non-establishment civil servant who is on leave.

And she has two younger brothers under her, if you want to marry her through the county, you must have no less than one set of real estate, not to mention, the bride price must not be less than 500,000, this money is to be prepared for the marriage of the two younger brothers.

Looking at her nostrils facing the sky, I almost felt a sense of trepidation that I was about to marry into a wealthy family.

The other girl is an only daughter, and she is also handsome, and she has always been silent, and she seems to be quiet, and I have a good impression of her.

Who knew that at the end of the chat, I found out that this girl had been pregnant for more than two months, and the child's father was still his cousin, and the purpose of the blind date was also to prepare to find the wronged boss who liked to be a father.

I was so scared that I ran away, and my worldview was about to collapse.

There is also a girl who is very eloquent, and the makeup on her face is not much better than that of Wei, and she is three years older than me. She said it doesn't matter, she doesn't dislike me, a female junior, hugging gold bricks.

After chatting for a while, she began to talk about the products she did as a micro-business agent, the so-called cross-universe black technology, nanotechnology hyaluronic acid mask.

On this mask priced at nine yuan and nine pieces and also shipped to Xinjiang and Tibet free of charge, she started from the company's entrepreneurship and talked straight to preparing to go to the NASDAQ listing in the United States, foaming at the mouth.

Not to mention the passive facial "hydration" that I have done several times for free, I have also sincerely developed myself to become its downline and create brilliance together......

After a few days, Lei De I called a scorched outside and inside, chrysanthemum hair sour, and I felt that the old demons and evil faces in the normal world became kind.

Finally survived until Chinese New Year's Eve, this terrible blind date can finally come to an end, it is like abolishing my life's internal strength, I can't help but sigh that the single dog is good, the single dog is wonderful!

During the time I went on a blind date, the matter of helping the family fell on the fat man's head. The fat man really didn't give it in vain, revealing a side I hadn't seen before. He is quite talented in cooking, especially the delicious dumplings.

The adoptive father was full of praise for the fat man, saying that if the fat man was a girl, he would definitely break his head.

When my adoptive father said this, the fat man stared at me with a smug face, his expression was ambiguous and obscene, not like my good friend, but more like my newly married daughter-in-law.

Chinese New Year's Eve dinner is the most sumptuous. Especially for the Chinese New Year here, home-brewed sorghum wine is indispensable.

This sorghum wine is different from ordinary liquor, it is fermented according to the ancient method, and the light red liquid looks somewhat similar to the wine of the Portuguese escape, refreshing and sweet, soft in the mouth, and full of stamina.

The northern people are bold, and drinking this sorghum wine is not with a cup, but a shallow bowl of pottery that every household has.

Two small bowls of sorghum wine, I felt warm all over my body, my adoptive father and adoptive mother's face was also flushed, the fat man was not interested in wine at all, he only tasted a sip and shook his head and said that it was too chong, and opened a bottle of beer to accompany us.

Lao Bi's fat hen got a vacuum-packed Texas grilled chicken that was bought especially for her, and ate it alone on the side as she wished.

Ah Huang honestly lay on the ground, drooling at Lao Bi's roast chicken, pitiful. The fat bird still had a little conscience, pecked off a chicken leg and threw it to it, and the excited Ah Huang jumped up and down.