"What?" Zeng Jian was shocked and looked at Zhang Kai. "Really?"

Zhang Kai stared at Zhang Songlin reproachfully. But he had to honestly admit: "Yes, it's him all three times." ”

Zeng Jian and the others were all stunned. With a "bang, bang", a buddy's glass beer mug exploded on the corner of the table, and the beer and broken glass all fell on his body.

With an "ahh I saw a pair of shorts being soaked, and there were two blood cuts on my thighs.

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then they all burst out laughing.

This person shook his body and stretched out his thumb to Zheng Xin: "Brother, brother is served." Your peach blossom luck is so prosperous, even I am red. ”

There was a burst of laughter that shocked the surrounding diners, not knowing what was crazy about this guy.

Zheng Xin was embarrassed, and could only laugh awkwardly.

Zeng Jian looked at Zheng Xin for a while, and his eyes rolled a few times. Then he said, "Okay, this meal today is very rewarding." You guys take your time, and we'll go back first. He beckoned and shouted, "Boss, check out." When the shopkeeper came, he pulled it with his hand and said, "I have settled the accounts of these two tables together." ”

Hu Zhihong hurriedly stopped: "No, Brother Zeng, I'm here for a treat today." ”

Zeng Jian waved his hand: "Okay, you can keep it for next time." Today's story of this brother is worth more than this meal. As he spoke, a treacherous smile appeared on his face.

After settling the account, Zeng Jian and a few people said goodbye and left, and just after walking a short distance, there was a burst of unbridled laughter.

Hu Zhihong looked at the backs of several people who were far away, and said depressedly: "It is estimated that this matter will spread throughout the school in a short time." ”

Several people agreed. Zhang Kai said: "Let him go." Sooner or later, it will be known. He turned his head to look at Zheng Xin and said with a smile: "The matter has come to this, and it is not a big deal." But in this way, brother, you have just entered the school gate and become a celebrity. ”

Several people also laughed, and Zheng Xin also smiled bitterly.

The four of them continued to eat and drink, and drank all the beers that were about to come, but did not move much of the food. It wasn't until about two o'clock in the afternoon that the four of them returned to the dormitory in a daze.

In the evening of the same day, a popular online article appeared on the special issue of Chushan University's campus forum "Chu Da Fengzi", which blew up the students of the entire school.

This is a non-fiction literary work signed by Chu Yanke, entitled "School Flower Robbery".

The article wrote: A freshman named Diao Shi came to C University to report happily, and he was received by a school flower. When Diao Shi saw the school flower, he was stunned by its beautiful demeanor, and in a trance, the crowded crowd knocked Diao Shi headlong into the holly bush that protected the flower bed, and poor Diao Shi fell with a face full of flowers and injured his arm.

The next day, the depressed Diao Shi was relaxing on campus and met another school girl. The goddess deliberately professed her love to Diao Shi in order to get rid of the entanglement of her suitors. Before Diao Shi could react to this sudden happiness, he was beaten by the other party's suitor and ended up with a blue nose and swollen face again.

In order to comfort him, his roommate invited him to go out for a drink on the third day to relieve the depression in his heart. Unfortunately, while eating, another school flower goddess appeared in front of him. When the school girl passed by Diao Shi's side, she accidentally dropped a book on the ground, and although Diao Shi was wary of the beauty, she still picked up the book and returned it to the beauty. This kind gesture was exchanged for a smile from the goddess. However, this smile brought bad luck to Diao Shi, just when Diao Shi was fascinated by the smile, the goddess's suitor hurried over, as if Diao Shi was hindering him from catching up with the goddess, so he pulled Diao Shi violently, causing Diao Shi to fall down at the dinner table, and the stool in front of the dining table smashed heavily on Diao Shi's legs. The sad Diao Shi was hurt again.

The essay is brilliantly written, and both the process of beautiful encounters and the scenes of tragic ravages are vividly depicted. tried his best to render the pathos of "blood-stained peach blossoms".

The article caused a sensation throughout the school. By the time it was past eleven o'clock in the evening, it had spread to all corners of the campus.

"This kid is really talented! I was able to encounter such a thing that the bandits thought of. ”

", if I can hook up with a few school girls, it's worth taking a few more beatings."

"Is this true? I've heard about the past three days, but it's not all him, right? ”

"Do you think this kid is a bit evil? It's too coincidental to be in a hurry. ”

Almost every room in the dormitory building was talking about it.

A female dormitory in the Faculty of Foreign Languages. Xu Meng lay on his back on the bed, his face flushed. Several of her roommates were also discussing the matter, and from time to time they made fun of her and asked if she really liked this trick.

Xu Meng was speechless, but he felt a little sorry in his heart. If these three things really happened to Diao Shi, then only she intentionally or unintentionally moved the troubles to the east, causing Diao Shi to be hurt. If I could have calmed down yesterday, maybe Diao Shi would have been able to avoid everything that happened in the future.

Just then, her cell phone rang. She didn't look at who was calling, she picked up her phone and answered.

"Hey, that one?"

"Sister Meng, don't you remember my phone number?" A coquettish voice came.

"Oh, you." Xu Meng immediately heard this person's voice, it was Lin Ruoyu, a sophomore in the same department of their college. Because in the same department, both of them are school flowers, so they naturally know each other.

"It's me. Hey, Sister Meng, was it really you who met Diao Shi yesterday? Lin Ruoyu asked.

"Where are you now?" Xu Meng did not answer Lin Ruoyu's question. Instead, he asked eagerly. She knew that she should escape from her bedroom at this time, because her roommates were quietly watching her, their eyes eager, gossipy.

Lin Ruoyu lives in the same dormitory building as her, and instead of suffering here, it is better to go to the campus with Lin Ruoyu to hide in silence for a while.

"I'm at home, it's Saturday."

Xu Meng knew that Lin Ruoyu's family was in the teaching community, but they couldn't meet each other. It was nearly twelve o'clock, and the school gates were about to close.

"You wait, I'll go find you." Xu Meng still said so. Then she hung up, got up quickly, changed her clothes and was about to go out.

"Hey, hey, where are you going?" The same room hurriedly asked.

"Someone is looking for me." Xu Meng also said that he opened the door and walked out, "It's on campus." ”

After she went out, she turned back and smiled: "It's a woman." ”

There was a burst of laughter in the house, and Xu Meng ignored them and fled in a hurry.

She came to the stone steps in front of the main hall of the Confucian Temple, where she had a wide field of vision and was not afraid of being overheard.

"Hey, Ruoyu." When the other party answered the phone, she hurriedly spoke.

"Ah, Sister Meng, you've arrived. I'll go downstairs and pick you up. Lin Ruoyu hurriedly said.

"Silly girl, I'm still in school. What time is it? I'm just out and quiet for a while. ”

"Ah, then, is yesterday's incident true?" Lin Ruoyu finally reacted.

"In that case, you must have met him today." Xu Meng said, "Does he have a wound on his face, and his right hand is still entangled." ”

"Yes, yes."

The two of them were silent for a moment, digesting the confirmed result.

"Then the injury he suffered must have been when he reported to work the day before yesterday and met Chen Shiyun." Lin Ruoyu said again.

"It should be. Oops, I have to go back. Thinking about it, how do I feel a little creepy? Xu Meng couldn't help but shudder.

"Giggles, no, Sister Meng. But this thing is really too coincidental, and it is really a bit of an evil thing. ”

"Alright, got it. Wouldn't it be better to pay him another day? ”

"Sister Meng, did you really confess to him?" Lin Ruoyu giggled again.

"Dead girl. Did you show off all kinds of charm and turn him upside down? ”

"No. It was an accident. By the way, you said that you should not pay him compensation, so let's just invite him to dinner together and comfort his young heart. Lin Ruoyu proposed.

"No, don't you have a crush on him? Want to get in touch with it further? Xu Meng teased.

"Ouch, it's not me who confessed. I don't have to apologize to him. Lin Ruoyu hurriedly cleared herself.

"Alright, alright. But are you familiar with Chen Shiyun? ”

"Yes, we knew each other before we went to college, and we were good friends."

"Okay, you can say hello. I'll have a treat then. "It would be better if someone accompanied Xu Mengmeng when he apologized, so as not to be embarrassed.

"Okay, I'll talk to you when I contact Sister Shiyun. Bye! Lin Ruoyu said.

"Bye-bye!" Xu Meng hung up the phone, and then hurriedly ran towards the dormitory.

Lin Ruoyu sat on the bed in her boudoir and began to call Chen Shiyun. But after calling three times in a row, Chen Shiyun's mobile phone was not answered. About half an hour later, just as she was about to dial again, Chen Shiyun's phone called.

"What's the matter, Ruoyu?" Chen Shiyun's crisp voice came.

"Sister Shiyun, Sister Xu Meng and I have a proposal to invite Diao Shi from your academy to have a meal with you. Do you think it's okay? ”

"Xu Meng? It's the school girl of your senior year. Who is Diao? ”

"Ah, how could you not know Diaoshi? Didn't he get hurt because of you when he reported for duty that day? ”

"What hurts? Oh, you say that freshman. Why do you and Xu Meng invite him to dinner? ”

"Huh? Wait, what are you doing tonight? ”

Chen Shiyun felt very strange: "What's wrong? I went out to dinner with my parents in the evening, and it was past ten o'clock when I came back. I was taking a shower when you called. At this time, you are still so anxious, let's say, what are the whispers, my sister is a reassuring listener. ”

"Ah, you didn't read that article?"

"What article? What the hell is going on? ”

Lin Ruoyu sighed: "Okay, that's it, campus forum, "Chu Da Fengzi" has released a new article tonight, called "School Flower Robbery". You read it first, and then we'll talk about it after reading it. ”

When Chen Shiyun hung up the phone, Lin Ruoyu lay down on the bed bored, but she didn't feel sleepy at all.