Chapter 318: I Want to Eat
The people in the funeral company have understood that they are robbed gangsters!
Someone shouted in a panic: "I don't have any money!" If you want to grab it, grab the manager! No, he's not a manager, he's actually a boss! ”
"Oh?" The man holding the manager hostage smiled and said, "I didn't expect my pangolin to have good luck today!" You guys lied to me? ”
"No, no, nothing! Don't get me wrong, big brother! I'm the boss, yes, but I'm also the manager! Manager Zhang immediately cried and said: "Now that the business is not doing well in this year, it will go bankrupt, and I don't care how many people I hire!" ”
"But I can't act as a boss, can I? That's a lot of no cards! People don't underestimate my company when they know it! Isn't it? ”
"Humph! You're smart! The pangolin sneered and said, "But don't talk nonsense about you!" Are you good at managing it, what is the matter with me! ”
"Hurry up and pay for it, or you will be killed!"
"I, I don't have any money, big brother!" Manager Zhang said with a wry smile: "It's really no money!" I have a big stall of people, and I tighten my belts every month to get by! Isn't it a bit of a joke that your famous big man came to rob me? ”
"Your mother?" As soon as the pangolin's feet moved, his knee hit Manager Zhang's belly hard!
Manager Zhang immediately screamed: "Big brother, I really don't have any money!" ”
"What's so hard-mouthed, isn't it? Bring a knife! The pangolin shouted to his brother.
His brother immediately handed him a knife.
Pangolin stared coldly at Manager Zhang and said, "Although no one comes to this small place, I don't want to waste time with you." The word "soldier is fast", although I don't read much, I understand it! ”
"Manager, no, boss, isn't it? Breaking a hand or a foot won't kill you right away, but it's painful enough. I'll let you taste what pain is! ”
"No, don't!" Manager Zhang shouted.
The knife has fallen!
Manager Zhang is still yelling!
"Damn! What about the money! Shouldn't you say you're rich at this time? The pangolin landed the knife on Manager Zhang's arm, but did not cut it down!
Manager Zhang cried and said, "I really don't have any money, big brother!" If I had money, I wouldn't have shouted like that when you held me hostage, big brother, just now! ”
The pangolin stared at Manager Zhang a few times, and found that this manager's expression was very real, and he definitely didn't pretend to be very painful.
It's all like this and you say you don't have any money, so I think I really don't have any money, right?
"Mommy! I thought I had met a fat sheep, but it turned out to be a herd of bones! Not even a mouthful of meat! What a bad luck! The pangolin said annoyedly.
His brother came over and said, "Boss, what are we going to do next!" ”
"Search! How much can be searched! Pangolin gritted his teeth and said.
The gangsters immediately searched the men, however......
The pangolin looked at the thirty-six yuan and five cents and six cents that his brothers came up on the ground, and there was a bottle of nutrition express that drank two-thirds of the way, and his face was completely black.
"That's all?" The pangolin gritted his teeth and said, "You can't have a mobile phone, right?" You can't live without a watch, right? ”
The gangsters said with a gloomy face: "The mobile phone is there, the flip Nokia of ten years ago!" It took a whole decade! It is estimated that if it is sold to the scrap collectors, people will not accept it! ”
"As for the watch...... There's a two-dollar plastic electronic watch. ”
"I'm Cao!" The pangolin exploded in an instant. "Sick! Are you still modern? It's okay to go out without cash, and your mobile phone doesn't mean it! What can you do with thirty-six dollars? ”
Manager Zhang said very keenly: "It's thirty-six yuan, five cents and six cents!" ”
The pangolin kicked Manager Zhang angrily and said, "It's okay if you don't say it, as soon as you say Lao Tzu, I wonder, what can you do with six cents?" Is there still six cents left? ”
"It's useful, some old people in the village still charge six cents!" Manager Zhang smiled and said, "Last time, I exchanged a penny for a dime!" These six cents can definitely be exchanged for six cents! ”
"You...... You're so sick! The pangolin glared at the beads of his eyes, and he was really speechless. Take the car and their messy stuff with you, it's worth a little to sell it for scrap! ”
Manager Zhang's face immediately changed. "If you want this car, drive away!"
"Huh?" The pangolin stared at Manager Zhang suspiciously and said, "What's the matter with you guy?" Suddenly so attentive! ”
Manager Zhang said with a smile: "This, this car is not mine, but rented, I don't feel distressed at all!" It's not like you broke a headlight when you came, and you have to lose money when you hand over the car, so it's better to let the big brother snatch it, so it's okay......"
"Yo ho! You're pretty shrewd! "The pangolin's face is completely black. You can't sell this serious rented car! If the whereabouts of their brothers are not immediately traced!?
The pangolin looked around.
Manager Zhang laughed twice and said, "Take these horns, suona and other things, big brother, take them away." ”
"Huh? Also rented? Pangolin looked at Manager Zhang.
Manager Zhang nodded. "It's cheap! We only run a few orders a month, and it's not cost-effective to buy. And I have to maintain it when I buy it, which is so laborious and not cost-effective. ”
The pangolin was speechless.
After such a big drama of feelings, there is nothing to take away from this car except for thirty-six yuan!
The pangolin felt a little dizzy in his head.
One by one, his brothers were confused.
After so many years in the industry, I have never met such a picky person!
Pangolin looked at Manager Zhang and said unwillingly: "You just did a funeral here, and you have money in your bank card, right?" ”
Manager Zhang was stunned for a moment and said, "Hehe, this, my bank card belongs to my wife." You are robbing, not kidnapping! ”
Hearing this, the pangolin kicked the wagon of the truck a few times, "I'm Cao! Do you have one for me here? I beg you! If our brothers don't have any money, we'll have to grab food! ”
"That's right! We have food! Manager Zhang suddenly remembered something, "It's in the co-pilot's seat, the rice is absolutely enough!" Take it! ”
"Cao! Lao Tzu wants money, not rice! "Pangolins are going crazy!
Manager Zhang became more and more calm because he had figured out the principles and bottom line of the pangolin group.
The pangolin's brother said, "If it doesn't work, let's go!" This guy doesn't know how to call the police! It's not safe to stay here anymore! ”
The pangolin nodded, "Mom's so unlucky!" I said you can't rob at the grave! Sure enough, I didn't have any good luck, I ...... Wait a minute! You of this Nima are gone without even extinguishing the fire? Did you know...... Wait! ”
"The boss who asked you to do the funeral is still up there, right?"
Manager Zhang's face changed. "Clams? Boss? What a boss! ”
"Less special garlic!" The pangolin slapped Manager Zhang away and said, "Brothers, let's go up the mountain immediately!" I don't believe that the boss has no money! ”
Those gangsters also immediately understood, leaving one person here to deal with Manager Zhang and the others, and the others rushed towards the mountain.
Jiang Chaofan originally planned to take a look at the situation behind the tombstone, but seeing that Manager Zhang and they didn't seem to have anything to do, the gang of gangsters was also leaving, and he also called the police, so he planned to continue to hide behind the tombstone silently.
It's not that he can't beat this group, but he can't force this group to rush. They have hostages on hand!
Well, people saw the fire on the side of the grave, and probably realized that someone was still here, so this is coming.
Jiang Chaofan glanced at Chen Qiuren, who was still crying and burning paper money in front of the graves of his wife and children, and naturally it was impossible to continue to hide.
He walked out.
When the pangolin saw Jiang Chaofan, he laughed: "Hahaha, I knew there were people here!" Yo! This car is a Ferrari over here! Luxury cars! I didn't even notice that there was a big boss here! ”
"Hahaha! Brothers, today we are destined to make a big windfall! When you have this money, you will leave Licheng all! Let's go hide in the countryside! That's more money than enough for us to live for ten or twenty years! ”
The gangsters laughed too. "Those who can drive Ferraris are at least multimillionaires! Our brothers are divided into one million, what are you worried about for ten or twenty years, if you don't indulge too much, it will not be a problem to live comfortably in the countryside for a lifetime! Hahaha! ”
Jiang Chaofan shrugged his shoulders and said: "Actually, I bought this Ferrari in installments, forty-eight installments, four whole years!" If you rob it, you won't be able to sell it! ”
"Humph!" The pangolin sneered: "You kid think we didn't hijack that truck just now, you deliberately said that!" ”
"To tell you the truth, I have a way to sell this car! It's just that the broken truck is too broken, and it's not worth the risk! Boss, your Ferrari is different. ”
"Boss, this kid has been hiding behind the tombstone, he must have called the police! He's deliberately talking nonsense with us and stalling for time! "A little brother realizes the problem!
The pangolin's face changed, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Damn, you kid is cunning!" I'll do it for Lao Tzu! ”
These guys rushed towards Jiang Chaofan!
Jiang Chaofan pretended to be invincible and was caught by them.
Jiang Chaofan opened his mouth and said, "Wait a minute! Aren't you just in it for the money? Well said! As long as you do me a favor, I will give each of you a million, and I will not report to the police that you robbed me of my money! ”
The pangolin was stunned when he heard this. "Do you have a lot of tricks? Say, what a thing! ”
"I want to eat!" Jiang Chaofan said: "I heard them say that they have food, as long as you let me eat a mouthful of food, I will give you one million each!" It's giving, it's not you robbing! ”
A younger brother immediately leaned into the pangolin's ear and said, "Boss, I'll see it!" This kid has been pampered for too long, a common problem of rich people, and it is very cost-effective to exchange a few million for a mouthful of food! And this is for us, not for us! Even if we get caught in the future, we don't have to take much risk! ”
"At most, I grabbed a bowl of rice! A few bucks thing? ”