The play was rehearsed a long time ago.

Wang Hu pushed the golden mountain and poured the jade pillar, bowed his head, and shouted loudly with the spirit of the dantian:

"Knock on the immortals!"

Xiao Ping, Meng Guang, and Zhao Liu seemed to understand but didn't understand, and gasped when they saw this, and led all the bandits to kneel and kowtow together, and shouted according to the gourd painting:

"Knock on the immortals"!

The islanders were stunned to see a group of bandits leading the way. They all knelt on the ground, shouting and shouting.

I saw that the "immortal" stepped on the auspicious clouds and stood in the air.

Wearing an azure robe, a purple gold flute in his left hand, and a small flower basket and a small fishing drum hanging from his waist, is it the "son-in-law of the Yu family" Xintianyou?

Everyone squinted their eyes from below and looked up, the light was dazzling, and it was far away, and it was not very real.

If you look closely, you will find that Xintianyou's right hand, hidden in the wide robe behind his back, holds an iron chisel more than four feet long, and firmly inserts it diagonally on the cliff head.

It looks like a scarecrow with a bamboo pole hanging in the wind, which is very funny.

The purple gold flute is nothing more than a bamboo pipe smeared with purple gold color, drilled out a few holes randomly, and tied with a red ribbon at the end. Ask him to blow it freely, I'm afraid he won't be able to blow any nice music.

The small bamboo basket is crooked, and the roughness of the craft really does not dare to compliment, from the delicate hands of Miss Yu.

The little fishing drum looks decent, it's really a child's rattle, with the handle removed.

But the people who looked up from afar could not see the details, and the shock was huge.

Imagine who can stand in the air except for immortals? The saint roars in the sky, and to them he is an immortal, and it is rare to see him once in his life.

In all dynasties, when the uprisers were weak, they pretended to be gods and ghosts to add fuel to the fire.

Chen Sheng and Wu Guang rebelled, pretending to be a fox and barking, and stuffed a handkerchief with "Chen Shengwang" written on it in the belly of the fish. The Red Turban Army buried a one-eyed stone man in the Yellow River to echo the nursery rhyme "Mo Dao stone man has one eye, inciting the Yellow River to rebel against the world".

Their methods are simple and crude, and compared to the current scene, they are simply insignificant.

The islanders are on the verge of madness, and even a glow of "True Dragon's Blood" can't save a few. The little god stick pondered and meditated, and lowered his requirements. It doesn't matter if these people are sober or not, life is the most important thing, and life is the most important. The most urgent task is to stop the spreading madness.

The islanders went crazy because the mind control planted by the South China Sea faction was loose, and the old traces were confused with illusory memories.

Although Xintianyou learned some theories in Zifu and had the "Heavenly Sealing Technique" by the Goddess of Chushan, he lacked the techniques to use it and did not dare to take the risk of breaking the ban. Thinking that the end of the world is approaching, it would be a blessing if they could live well in this "dream paradise" for a while.

Simply, find a different way.

The Nanhai faction used "monarchy" to fictionalize a Yelang dynasty, but what is more powerful than monarchy is "divine power". "The divine right of kings" is a belief entrenched in the hearts of many people.

He pretended to be a god because he was preparing to suppress the "monarchy" with "divine power".

Dancing is a technical job, and planning, steps, atmosphere and details are all very important.

So, who to pretend?

Nezha is too young, and Lu Dongbin is too old. With the conditions of Xintianyou, the first choice should be "Erlang Manifestation True Monarch". That is, Lei Zhenzi's brother, Yang Jian.

Three eyes are easy to do, just paint. But there is a lack of props, and Sensei said that the three-pointed two-edged knife, the roaring dog, and even the armor can't be found.

After choosing, "Han Xiangzi" and "Lan Caihe" among the Eight Immortals entered the final competition. Han Xiangzi received extra points for serving as a civil servant in the Heavenly Court, and Scattered Immortal Lancai unfortunately fell off the list.

The breeze is coming, and in the blue sky, the "Moon Gate" composed of flocks of seagulls is hula-la-la. The birds chirped and flew up to the cliff in high spirits.

In the distance, more seabirds flew by the waves, as if they heard the call of the feast, and hurried to the field.

A fine bead of sweat appeared on Xintianyou's forehead, and he secretly let out a long breath.

In order to create a mysterious atmosphere and shocking momentum, the master was exposed to the sun on the top of the cliff and fed the seagulls for a whole day.

Is it comfortable to hang in the air?

It is necessary to maintain a large cloud of water vapor under your feet, use a force field to guide the birds to fly, correct their savage behavior with divine thoughts, and do not on the top of your head......

Is it easy?

Choose a time in the morning when people are not awake, and use the backlight effect to create a blurry glowing image. The three incense sticks were mixed with hallucinogenic and calming herbs, and the spirit crystals were released to improve air quality, and the bandits were arranged to mess around with carrots and sticks......

The effect was good, and the scene was intimidated.

The terrified islanders saw the birds scattering, the auspicious clouds disappearing, and the "immortals" actually walked down from the void step by step.

Alas, no way.

The skill of the little god stick is not enough, and the distance is too far to facilitate the use of spiritual power.

Tong......

There was a dull, hollow sound, like stepping on a wooden staircase.

Everyone was stunned and looked at each other.

What's going on, how can there be a staircase in the void? How easy is it for the immortals to fly down, but also step by step?

The doubts disappeared in a flash, and the troubled islanders quickly found a reason.

If you want to act like an immortal, how can mortals speculate, there must be a mystery. Some of the clever ghosts began to count how many steps they had stepped down so that they could refer to them later.

It's profound, and there's a lot of knowledge in it.

King Wen of Zhou pulled a car for Jiang Taigong for 800 steps, and the Great Zhou enjoyed the national fortune for 800 years, which is not an ordinary trick......

Every time Xintianyou took the next step, the right hand hidden behind him thrust the iron drill one by one, and the coordination was seamless. As for the "tom", it is made from the mouth to disguise the "click" sound of the iron drill inserted into the sand.

Step by step, he walked down vertically, and only stopped when he landed in the middle of the cliff, and his tongue bloomed with spring thunder:

"Where is the Qinling family in Yunheng? The snow hugs the blue pass...... Hahaha, I, Han Xiangzi is also! ”

There are so many immortals, it is very important to report your home, otherwise everyone will not be impressed.

Two lines of poetry are widely circulated and come from "The Biography of Han Xian".

said that Han Xiangzi has been Taoist since elementary school and wants to save his uncle Han Yu. One day at a banquet, two flowers were conjured from a pot of soil, and the petals were written with words: Where is the house of Yunheng Qinling? The snow hugs the blue pass, and the horse does not move forward.

Han Yu's old hat didn't understand, and he was later demoted. When passing through the Qinling Mountains through the Blue Pass, it happened to be snowing heavily, and the horses couldn't walk, so they realized.

Wang Hu took the lead and bowed again, and the five bodies fell to the ground three times in a row, and shouted in his mouth:

"Knock on the Puji Immortals!"

In fact, Han Xiangzi has a long title, called "Kaiyuan Acting Law Great Exposition and Enlightenment Puji Immortal".

Xintianyou was embarrassed, and Wang Hu was a rough man and couldn't remember the elders. Just cut off a confused little tail, just get the meaning.

This is not the most important part, but it should not be ignored.

Having a title means that Han Xiangzi is an official immortal official and can express his position on behalf of the heavenly court, which is very different from the scattered immortals, which can only represent individuals.