Chapter 263: The Leaning Tower
Later, during a meal chat, I learned from Xiao Fan that Bai Ye kept saying that he was beaten into the mortal world because the so-called "sesame bigger thing" was actually "a peanut bigger thing".
"Descending Valley!" Bai Ye immediately interrupted Xiao Fan, "It happened hundreds of years ago, can you not mention it!" ”
"Can't!" I said, "Now that we've talked about it, of course I'm going to finish talking, isn't it uncomfortable to halfway back and pull it back?" ”
Bai Ye glared, "What did you stinky boy say when you were eating!" ”
Xiao Chou also looked at Xiao Fan with interest, waiting for him to reveal the old bottom of the white master.
Xiao Fan said that that time Bai Ye secretly ate the peanuts that should have been presented to Xianlingzun at the banquet at Xianlingzun's birthday banquet. Originally, he bowed his head and admitted his mistake, and he didn't even need to enter the Zhuling Pagoda, but later Bai Ye was stunned to win the opportunity to experience himself as a "third-generation inferior".
I looked at Xiaofan in disbelief, "Just because of this?" ”
Little Pink nodded.
I thought these two old men were fighting for women and something, but it turned out to be for peanuts?
I asked, "Old man, did you say you were there?" How many pounds of peanuts did you steal? ”
Bai Ye rubbed his beard, "Three." ”
"Three grains are missing, and you can be found?" I asked.
Bai Ye said, "There is no shortage at all, because Xuanshe put three more grains, I thought, isn't the number right after eating three grains, who knows that old thing has to worry about such a little thing with me!" ”
Xiao Fan glanced at Bai Ye, "But you were in the fairy court at the time, and in front of all the immortals, you grabbed three grains with your bare hands and threw them into your mouth." ”
"That is, you deserve it, you will die by yourself, and you will not bow your head if you die." I asked, "So the butler was sent to the mortal world with you because of this?" ”
Bai Ye let out a nonchalant "um", "Originally, there was nothing wrong with him, he thought that he could take things over by admitting his negligence, but it turned out to be good, and he also won a rare opportunity for himself to experience life." ”
I was curious, "You two are gone, who will cook the food in the fairy world during that time?" ”
"To each according to his own ability." Bai Ye smiled maliciously, "Descending Valley, in the years when you said I was not there, how many fires broke out in the fairy spirit world?" ”
Xiao Fan smiled helplessly.
Bai Ye said proudly, "I'll tell you about the stinky boy, although that old thing doesn't say it, but since I left, my intestines must have been repentant!" Not to mention anything else, when I came back, I saw him and found that he had lost two and a half laps! Bai Ye came up with another pot of wine from under the table and pushed it in front of me.
I asked, "Didn't you say that I had to go to work as a coolie every morning and have to get a wenk for my night's drinking?" ”
Bai Ye suddenly asked Xiao Fan, "Is it nine hundred years ago today?" ”
Xiao Fan thought for a moment, "It seems to be." ”
"What nine hundred years ago today? What are you talking about? ”
Bai Ye said, "The top head of the distillation tower is the most important part of the entire tower, and there is a formula in it, which needs to be changed every nine hundred years on the morning dew on the top of the vertical peak. Every day on this day, Bai Lian would take most of the disciples of the Floating Fan Palace to collect before dawn, and he would not come back until dark the next day. ”
I asked, "How far is the peak?" Isn't there morning dew? If you come back after collecting it, it won't take you two days and one night. ”
"The dew cannot see the light, nor can it be shaken." Bai Ye used two fingers to gesture on the table in a walking posture, "So be slow-slow-walk." ”
I'm not interested in Bai Lian's wine-making business, as long as I can take two days off, I poured Xiao Chou a glass of wine, "I don't need Wink today, I drink it open." ”
Xiao Chou took a sip, stunned, and looked at me slowly.
"What's wrong? Doesn't taste good? "I also tasted it, and it turned out to be a modified dish. Bai Wuran really reconfigured it according to what Bai San said, the taste is mellow and rich, and there is no longer a "little fresh" feeling, but it is very in line with Bai San's taste.
Bai Ye was dissatisfied, "Thanks to your son, from now on, as long as you use the dishes, they will all become heavy!" Bai Wuyan also said, this is according to my intentions after many times before you dare to show it to me for tasting, what did you tell him when you went back that day? ”
I smiled wryly and said, "Little fresh." ”
Xiao Chou put down his wine glass, lowered his eyes, and sat silently on the side.
Bai Ye looked at Xiao Chou, "Little friend, this wine is not to your taste?" ”
I laughed, "Xiao Chou left it for me because he knew I liked to drink." I put down my glass, picked up the flask and poured it down.
"What are you doing, stinky boy!" Bai Ye just wanted to snatch the wine jug over, but Xiao Chou suddenly stopped him and shook his head at him. Seeing this, Xiao Fan thought for a moment, and looked at me with a slight frown.
Bai San, if you want to do things that you haven't had time to do, let's do them one by one.
When I woke up, it was already the second day.
I sat up and remembered the events of last night, but I couldn't even remember a single fragment. I pressed my chest, but Xiao Chou didn't take it back, probably because Xiao Fan arranged for him to rest in another bedroom.
As soon as he opened the door, he saw Chi Nian standing outside the door, and before I could speak, he said with an anxious face, "Akame, you finally woke up, something happened to the Floating Fan Palace!" ”
I yawned, "What's wrong?" "Xindao, something happened to me in the Floating Fan Palace!
Chi Nian said, "The distillation tower has fallen!" ”
"Who fell?"
"Distillation column." Chi Nian said, "It was already a few hours ago, and now the Floating Fan Palace is in a mess, so it's better for you to go back and take a look." ”
"It hasn't rained in the past two days, why did it fall?" I'm a little confused, could it be that I poured the bitter rain into the tower last night? I reacted in the next second, since that time, I have never received the bitter rain, let alone that kind of thought, and last night Bai Ye Xiaofan was there, and it was impossible for me to do that.
I looked at the other rooms, and I didn't know which room Xiao Chou was in, "Chi Nian, what about looking for immortals?" ”
Chi Nian said, "I have a hunting order for Shangxian today, and I went out early in the morning." ”
"You're staying behind today?"
Chi Nian shook his head, "I was supposed to go with me this time, but I was instructed by the Immortal to stay here, and I will wait until you wake up naturally, and no one will be allowed to disturb you during this period." ”
"Ah...... I ......smiled, no wonder I slept so peacefully.
At this time, Bai Ye came out of the bedroom where the Spirit King lived before, and glanced at me, meaning that Xiao Chou was there, "Stinky boy, you can go back to the Floating Fan Palace first." ”
I answered and went.
After running into the Floating Fan Palace, I couldn't help but be surprised that the distillation tower at this time was just like the Leaning Tower of Pisa in Italy. To be precise, the distillation column tilted more severely, basically reaching a forty-five degree angle.
All the disciples of the Floating Fan Palace were pushing immortal power to it, trying not to let it continue to tilt. The entire distillation tower at the moment was surrounded by a blue halo...... It's quite pleasing to the eye.
I gloated in my heart, thanks to the fact that I didn't make a move last time, it seems that people have their own harvest.
A disciple sweated profusely and said, "Senior brother, we won't be able to last long if we continue like this, we still have to find a way to notify Senior Brother Bai Wuyan as soon as possible!" ”
I looked around, and indeed I didn't see Bai Wuxian, and Chimo was not there.
"But now as long as any one of us leaves, there's a risk that the distillation column will tilt even more severely."
"Who's that!" The Ping Immortal, who couldn't call out my name, shouted, "It's you, don't look at it, now you're the only idler, go find Senior Brother Bai Wuyan and come back!" ”
"I'm going?" I pointed to myself, "Where am I going to find him?" ”
"Where else can it be, of course it's going to the erection peak!"
I said, "How do I know where the vertical peak is, besides, I don't know how to go to the mortal world, and I don't have immortal power." ”
"Chi Yao, you came just in time, you went to find our Senior Brother Bai Wuyan, didn't you also go to Zhufeng when you were on patrol before?" The Ping Immortal glanced at me and continued, "I can't count on this useless thing! ”
As soon as I turned around, I found that Chi Yao didn't know when he came, and he was stretching his neck to watch the excitement.
Chi Yao said, "Without the approval of the Immortals, how can we, as disciples, go to the mortal world at will?" Besides, I'm from the Dust Palace, so it's not appropriate to meddle in your family's affairs, right? ”
"When is it time to return your house to my family!" The man hurriedly said, "Or you are in front of the gate of the Immortal Spirit Realm, and only send this patrol to the Zhufeng, you stay in the Immortal Spirit Realm, he is a disciple of our Floating Fan Palace, he can go!" ”
I cursed secretly, now that Lao Tzu is a disciple of your Floating Fan Palace?
"Akame, are you going?" Chi Yao asked me.
"You ask him what to do, take him directly, without further ado!" As he spoke, the distillation tower suddenly tilted again, and three or two drawers fell down from the tower, and the aroma of wine suddenly overflowed.
"Who's that! Go ahead! That Ping Xian said in a hurry.
The other disciples also frowned and looked at me, and some of them shouted, "Akame, are you looking forward to our distillation tower falling!" ”
"yes, if our distillation tower collapses because of your delay, can you afford to take responsibility?"
I "cut" and said in my heart, your tower fell and it wasn't pushed by Lao Tzu! But that's exactly what I was looking forward to!
Chi Yao persuaded in a low voice, "Akame, why don't you go for a trip, no matter whether you have time to redeem it in the end, it's better than leaving the handle." ”
I nodded reluctantly.
Chi Yao pulled me and ran out, and I said, "Chi Yao, I want to go back to the Xun Pavilion first." ”
Chi Yao said, "What are you doing when you go back to the Hunting Pavilion, you are looking for the Immortal to go out of the town hunting order." ”
"Of course I know, I'm not looking for him." I ran after him, while thinking, Xiao Chou has not taken it back yet, I don't know if there is a distance requirement for the Spirit King to enter the talisman, will it exceed a certain distance, even if I cut through the palm of my hand, Xiao Chou can't sense it?
"And who are you going to?" Chi Yao asked.
I replied, "Chef, I'll say hello to him." ”
"I'll help you talk to him later, if people see you going back and forth and delaying time, you will inevitably end up complaining."
We ran to the gate, Chi Yao explained the situation to the Forbidden Division, who hesitated for a moment and asked, "Only he is going?" ”
Chi Yao said, "I didn't carry out the instructions of the immortals, I can't leave without permission, although Chimu is just patrolling the immortals, but it is related to the floating fan palace where he is, and please forbid the priest to be accommodating." ”
The Forbidden Division looked at me with a sad face, not knowing what he was struggling with, and after a while, he suddenly said to me, "Be careful. ”
I was stunned, this was really an unexpected concern, and I nodded subconsciously.
"Akame, I will send you to the foot of the vertical peak, they should not have come down the mountain at this time, you can wait for them at the bottom of the mountain." Chi Yao said, "Don't run around, you still have to rely on them to bring you back." ”
In fact, I don't care at all what will happen to the distillation tower, but the thought of taking the opportunity to go to the mortal world makes me feel a little excited. I don't know if the vertical peak is close to the woods, if I can take a look at the ink painting by the way......
Chi Yao suddenly grabbed my arm, and immediately, his body fluttered lightly, and his eyes were white. This time it was very different from the feeling when I came to the fairy world, that time it was like floating on the clouds, this time it was obviously weightless, and the whole person fell down quickly.
After a few seconds, I hit the ground hard.