In the early morning, the pigpen city gradually woke up.

He Xie, who had a good night's sleep, pushed the door out, and the noisy and noisy sound suddenly came to his face.

"Morning, Captain He."

"Dog's cat, Officer Ninghe."

Passers-by and neighbors on both sides greeted He Xie, and He Xie smiled and nodded in response.

Ah Ghost opened the shop this morning, and when he saw He Xie, he still smiled and said hello with his back to He Xie, but his face was slightly pale.

In the rice shop opposite, coolie Qiang was unloading goods at the door, and the shopkeeper was still teasing him: "Coolie Qiang, did you go to Cirois to find a girl last night?" Usually carry five bags at a time, why can't you carry three bags today? ”

Coolie Qiang was a little angry, and said in a muffled voice: "That's better than you." ”

"Hey, you're hitting the street, you have great strength, huh? You work hard, I play with my brain, so I'm the shopkeeper, you're a stinky bag, lose! ”

"Oh, charter man, why are you like this!"

Luo Yazhen ran out of Ah Sheng's tailor shop screaming, and the charter man chased him out with a wine bottle, hehe smiled and beckoned: "Hey, Ah Zhen, don't go, Ah Zhen, hehe, let's talk for a while!" ”

On his face, there was clearly a lipstick mark.

"Huh?"

He Xie's eyes lit up and he looked at the location of the water pipe in the courtyard.

Shirtless, with his shorts off in the crook of his legs, he was squatting under the faucet to take a shower.

This is the beginning of the plot.

He Xie smiled.

Sure enough, the water soon stopped, and he stood up with his pants covered in foam, looked up at the third floor, and shouted loudly with a stunned gaze: "Chartered wife!" Chartered mother! ”

Bang!

The window on the third floor opened, and the charter woman looked at it with an unhappy face.

Sauce exploded: "Why is there no water all of a sudden?" ”

Bang!

The charter woman closed the window again.

I only heard the sound of swift footsteps coming from the stairwell, and after a while, the charter woman appeared at the top of the staircase.

With a sneer on her face, she held a cigarette in her mouth, and shouted as she walked this way, "The water bill doesn't cost money, does it cost?" You bastards! I don't pay the rent this month, and I still talk so much nonsense! ”

Sauce Bang lowered his head, a little afraid to look at the charter wife, but still argued strongly: "But my head is halfway washed, and you close the sluice." ”

"I'm not just closing it now, starting tomorrow, the water will be cut off every Monday, 35, 246, how about it?" The charter lady said disdainfully, "Evil eyebrows and crooked eyes, what are the ghosts crying wolf howling about?" Looking for death? I see you're tired of living! ”

"The dog's cat is rather a charter wife." Ah Ghost smiled and bowed to the charter woman who walked up to him.

"Oh dog Nima, if you don't pay the rent today, I'll burn down your shop!" The charter woman scolded viciously.

Ah Ghost hurriedly waved his hand and smiled.

The charter lady sneered and turned her head, and saw Ah Sheng standing there like a quail and laughing at her.

"Laugh? What to laugh at? You don't have to pay rent if you laugh? The charter lady glared at him, "Old PY! ”

"Whew!" Ah Sheng covered his face and ran back to the tailor's shop.

The charter woman turned around, and the coolie passed by him with three bags of rice.

"Humph!" The charter wife sneered, "If you are sick, you have to work, you deserve to be a coolie for the rest of your life!" I owe me three months of rent, and I don't even say hello when I see him in the morning, you're tired of you bastard! ”

The coolie buried his head and walked away without saying a word.

The charter lady scolded, the unhappiness in her heart was slightly relieved, she was just about to go upstairs to go back, when she turned her head and saw that the sauce explosion was still standing in place, and suddenly stepped forward and slapped her to the ground.

"Don't think I'm going to beat you if you're handsome!" The charter woman snorted in satisfaction and turned to leave.

As soon as the charter wife left, the people in the courtyard suddenly dispersed.

He Xie smiled and looked up at the location of the public bathroom on the second floor, where the chartered fair ghost head looked inside, he shook his head and looked at the ghost: "A ghost, it's the same." ”

"Okay, Officer He, you can come in and sit down for a while, and you'll be fine right away." Ah Ghost hurriedly responded with a smile.

"Captain He, your dress is ready, do you want to try it first." Ah Sheng smiled and stopped He Xie, "I put a lot of thought into it, and it is beautiful, and the artistic content is very high." ”

"How tall?" He Xie said with a smile.

"It's that high on the third or fourth floor." Ah Sheng covered his mouth and chuckled.

"Captain He," Sauce Blast suddenly shouted, "Can I finish washing my hair with your water?" ”

As soon as He Xie arrived, he bought a large water tank to store water at home, so he never had to queue up to get water every morning.

He Xie waved his hand: "Go pick it up yourself, don't get the water in the tank dirty." ”

Sauce Bang suddenly smiled happily: "Don't worry, Captain He, I'm so careful!" ”

Just when He Xie was trying on clothes, there was a burst of chickens and dogs jumping on the third floor, and the charter man was thrown down from the window by the charter wife, fell heavily to the ground, and lay down not far from the water pipe in a large shape, motionless.

"Ouch, don't you want your own life?" Ah Sheng sighed, lying at the door and looking over there, "Alas, women must be gentle to be likable, are you right, Captain He?" ”

He Xie turned around in the mirror, very satisfied with his new clothes, and replied casually: "No matter how gentle you are, you will not be likable." ”

"Oops!" Ah Sheng stomped his feet, shy, "People are big men." ”

"Huh." He Xie smiled and walked out the door.

"Officer He, it's done, I'm waiting for you to come!" A ghost smiled and greeted.

He Xie finished breakfast, moved a chair and sat at the door to bask in the sun, the charter man was still lying there, he seemed to be asleep, and snoring, this person also had a big heart, and he shed so much blood,

Two people walked in from the gate, one fat and one thin, both of them had cold faces, both wearing bowler hats, coats draped over their bodies at will, and their walking steps were quite unrecognizable.

He Xie looked at the two of them with a smile, watching them pass in front of him.

And when the two of them looked at themselves, their movements were obviously much stiffer, and the fat boy also walked along the corner for a while.

"Xingzai, there is black skin!"

"Afraid of what? Boy Scout, you look at him, he has no energy, he looks like he smokes too much, and he deserves to run to this place on an errand. Hold on, big brother, don't tremble, okay? ”

"Xingzai, I want to pee."

"Damn! Get down to business first, and I'll let you sprinkle it on that Boy Scout's head later!" Hey? Barbershop? Look this guy is stupid, that's it! ”

The two muttered and walked into the barbershop where the sauce exploded.

They thought that their voices were very low and He Xie couldn't hear them, but in fact, it was no different from saying it in He Xie's ear.

He Xie picked up the tea jar, blew the foam, and took a sip.

Ten minutes later, the voice of Sauce Bang's deliberately loud voice suddenly came from the barber shop where Sauce Bang was deliberately speaking: "Oh, it turns out that you blackmailed me!" ”

This sound immediately attracted the attention of many people, and everyone looked over there.