Holding those two bags of things, I lay on the bed in a daze for a long time. It is said that the past cannot be traced, and I don't remember many things in the past, but I can still remember very clearly the quarrel between my father Li Li and my mother Li Meiling because of a condom.

That day was probably the year before, and my father Li Li came home from the south for the New Year. said that he went home to accompany his wife and children for the New Year, but when he returned home, he was accompanied by all kinds of wine bureaus, and he didn't say a few words to us at all. Of course, my mother Li Meiling is busy, plus cleaning and entertainment. Mom didn't say anything no matter how tired she was, until one day when Mom was washing Dad's clothes, she found a condom in his wallet.

Although my mother Li Meiling only has a primary school education, anyone can talk when she looks at pictures! I remember that time they had a big quarrel, maybe the relationship between them began to crack from that quarrel!

Since I couldn't sleep anymore, I sat up. The night was very quiet, so quiet that you could vaguely hear the snoring of Liu Quanbao and Forgotten Words. Still feeling distraught, he took out a cigarette from his coat pocket.

By the time the third cigarette burned out, I felt the need to force myself to lie down, or I was afraid that I would really have to sleep all night. Looking at the condoms on my watch, I folded them in half, put them in the cigarette case, and put the cigarette case back in my pocket.

I turned off the lights and still couldn't sleep. I wondered who put the condom in the quilt? Let's think about it first, I think this should be put by Xiao Jia. Maybe she fell unintentionally after she and Liu Quanbao were together! Anyway, this time Xiao Jia left, and she didn't plan to come back!

This time Xiao Jia left home, I guess I thought about it for a long time! Why else would she prepare this thing? Isn't this thing just not allowed to have children? Although I haven't asked anyone else, my limited IQ is not too stubborn! Xiao Jia doesn't want to give birth to Liu Quanbao, isn't this just thinking that he will leave Liu Quanbao one day?

Maybe I can understand now that there are couples who don't want to have children, but at that time, although it was close to the 90s, I was still very conservative in my thinking!

I don't know when I fell asleep, I was woken up, and I don't know when.

"Uncle Shi! Don't sleep! It's time to get up and eat! Brother Dunzi! It's time for you to get up! Brother Dunzi! ”

I could tell it was Fan calling me, but I didn't want to get up. I didn't get up because I wanted Fan to call me "Brother Dunzi" a few more times.

"Okay, I'll get up, you first, you go out first, I'm going to get dressed?"

Of course, I slept in my shirt and underwear, so there was no need to let Fan out. But I couldn't let Fan stay in the house, because I was having a morning erection at that time!

"Oops! Why are you a big man! Alright, I'll go out and wait for you to eat. With that, the little girl walked out of the house.

I was relieved in the bed again, and after my mood had stabilized, I got up and got dressed, and I was ready to go out to eat.

"Oh, I said Dunzi, your big young master's temper has grown! There have to be special people waiting, I heard that you are still an uncle, and you are quite old! If that's what you say, I'm not a grandfather! "Rural people always like to take advantage of others in terms of seniority, and Liu Quanbao is no exception.

"It should be, but those people who are your peers are either Taoist leaders or abbots. Even my senior brother is still the abbot of our provincial city Xuanqing Palace! That day, I invited some high-ranking people to you, so that you can catch up with the old days. "Of course, my words are a gun with a stick.

"Pull it down, we'll have our own opinions. You and this, this one, and that forgetfulness are all my eldest nephews and eldest nephews. As for what you think about seniority, go and play for yourselves! "Liu Quanbao is in a good mood, and the speed of throwing the pot is also very good.

"Uncle, this is porridge, this is a fire spoon and twist flowers, and side dishes? Eat it! Fan quickly served me a meal, but Liu Quanbao pouted when he saw it.

"What about forgetting? Why didn't you see him? To avoid embarrassment, I asked Fan for a while.

"He went to buy some things for the New Year in Guanli, we came out for a day, I don't want to go back, but I forgot that he is usually responsible for shopping, and he also said that one of his disabled ID cards fell in Guanli.

We only found out yesterday, yesterday, and only then did we know what you thought. I still have a few children's books in Guanli, and I want to bring them to me! ”

"Oops! Great, if you don't leave, stay and be my daughter! Even though that forgetful word is a mute, I don't care about having more sons! "I didn't expect Liu Quanbao to keep paying attention to the conversation between me and Lifan.

"Okay, Uncle Quan Bao, you're not afraid that they will give you poverty!" When I heard Liu Quanbao say this, I was very happy, but I didn't want to expose this joy too early!

"Oops! I have no money, don't I still have you as an uncle! Do you want to be in vain, uncle! How can there be such a cheap thing! Liu Quanbao is unforgiving.

"That's no problem, when the forgetfulness comes back, I'll ask them to kowtow to you tonight to recognize your godfather, you can't do it if you don't agree." Liu Quanbao and I exchanged scolding each other.

"What's the problem then, don't talk about godfather, it's okay to be a father. Or recognize me as a godfather now, and give me New Year's greetings on the night of the Chinese New Year's Eve, and I will give you the New Year's money! Liu Quanbao agreed happily.

"Hey, I said Uncle Quanbao, I wanted you to be my godfather back then, but you didn't want to, why are you so open-minded now, you want two at once, you are a pair of children!" I really haven't turned this corner a bit.

"Yes! I didn't say yes! Why didn't you say yes? Why, don't you know? Uncle Quan Bao asked me in turn.

"Of course I don't know!" I'm even more confused.

"Hahaha! Because you're so good-looking! ”

With Liu Quanbao's words, Lifan actually squirted out the porridge that he had eaten in his mouth and had not had time to swallow. And it sprayed me all over my face.

"Oh, look at you kid, why are you so careless when eating. What's so funny about this! "Uncle Quan Bao has formed a siege for Fan.

"I didn't laugh at him, I thought you were talking too interesting!" Lifan's face flushed.

"I'm a victim, you should comfort me!" I also cooperate with Liu Quanbao.

"Come on, you're honest, it's okay, the porridge can be drunk, it's not hot!"

Hearing Uncle Quan Bao say this, Lifan couldn't help laughing, I looked at her tears and laughed, but every time I saw the millet particles hanging on my black face, spit out by herself, she still couldn't help but joke.

Liu Quanbao's differential treatment made me cry and laugh, but I was overjoyed when I saw it, probably because I had never been spoiled like this by my elders!

"Uncle Shi, I'll go, I'll find something for you and wipe it for you!" Lifan kept laughing when he spoke.

"There's a rag next to you to wipe the table, just hand it over to him!" Liu Quanbao pointed to the rag and said to Fan.

"Alas, alas, I'll go! I'd better wash myself! With your father and daughter, I don't know? ”

When I came back, Lifan had already cleaned up the millet particles that she spit out next to the table. When she saw me come in, she quickly removed her chopsticks from the small dish, and it is estimated that the small dish did not escape the fate of being insulted.

"It's okay, big sister, brother doesn't dislike you, don't pick up rummy particles outside, waste food!" I said with a big grin.

"You, what do you call me?" Lifan seemed a little concerned about my new name for her.

"Big girl! You are the goddaughter of Uncle Quanbao's family, of course I should call you big sister! Right? Uncle Quanbao! ”

"Mm-hmm, that's true." Uncle Quan Bao responded while wiping the windowsill.

"Uncle Quan Bao, I really want you to be my father, so that I can have a sister like Fan."

"Yes, Uncle Quan Bao, you can recognize him as your son! Look at her in a hurry! "This little girl changed so quickly, she was still embarrassed to death, but she didn't expect to turn her face and know that she came to tease me.

"Girl, I don't recognize him as a son, but it's for your sake! You just want to be the sister of the dun so much! Liu Quanbao's words made me stunned for a moment.

"Then forget it, godfather!" Li Fan also understood what Liu Quanbao was referring to, and quickly changed his words.

This time it's time for me to blush!

After eating, we helped Liu Quanbao clean up the house together. Originally, according to the New Year's statement, it should be twenty-four to sweep the house, but due to Xiao Jia's departure, Liu Quanbao seems to be in no mood for the New Year.

Fortunately, I came back in the past two days, and Liu Quanbao has a pair of more children. Uncle Quan Bao, who is in Chinese New Year's Eve, came to the spirit and made up for all the homework that he had left behind. Coupled with Fan's voice calling his godfather, Liu Quanbao was even more overjoyed.

"Fanfan, when will you come back! When he comes back, you quickly kowtow to recognize your godfather! Look at this Uncle Quanbao's beauty, you can't change the hexagram! "I gave Fan another name.

"He said he would come back before noon, and when it's over, let's celebrate the New Year together as a family." It seems that Fan accepted that I called her so.

"I don't know where this kid went crazy, he actually bullied his uncle and me to work, see how I clean you up when I come back! It's almost lunch, why hasn't he come back yet! Didn't you throw you down alone? "I'm so idle that I'm playing with all the people.

"He won't forget it, if he wanted to throw me away, he would have thrown it away. Uncle Shi, don't you know that I was picked up by Senior Brother Forgotten? ”

"I'm just talking casually, don't be so sensitive, okay!"

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Suddenly, I heard a "whoa, whoa, whoa" sound outside the door, and I could tell it was a forgotten word. But he said that, it was clear that something was going on.

"Brother Quanbao, I'm Lao Liao! Hurry up, hurry up and save your eldest niece! I'm on your knees! ”

The first to enter the door was Lao Liao, the driver from the township who drove us back.

"What are you doing here! New Year's Day, you get up, hurry up! ”

Liu Quanbao hurriedly put down the rag and walked over to help Lao Liao.