Chapter Eighty-Three: Welcome to Mars

Earth perspective.

Eagle Sauce's TV station, the host is interpreting the situation of the video.

After all, it's not real-time interaction, and what astronauts on Mars do will not be in contact with the Earth.

In order not to be cold, the presence of the host is needed.

"Audience friends, our warriors are ready, they are about to set foot on the land of Mars.

They all stood up, ready to cheer for them, for the United States of America. ”

At this time, special circumstances arose, and Wilson was called away.

The team member with the camera didn't follow.

So on Earth, the picture you see is that Wilson noticed something wrong and left suddenly.

"Uh...... There may have been some omissions in the preparations, and our captain Wilson went back to get something.

Yes, it's the national flag, and we can see that several team members don't have the national flag in their hands.

That's right, Captain Wilson should have gone back to get the flag. ”

The host can only try to help the circle.

Soon, Captain Wilson returned, not holding the flag in his hand.

The host was embarrassed.

"Looks like I guessed wrong...... Oh, look, Captain Wilson opened the door to the quarantine pod, and everyone entered the pod.

When the gas in the quarantine chamber is expelled, it will be time for our warriors to land on Mars.

Look, Captain Wilson pressed the button to open the hatch!

The hatch opened.

We saw the fire...... Armored vehicles? ”

The host was confused!

Everyone who watched the live broadcast was also confused.

After the landing capsule opened, they saw not the land of Mars, but an armored car?

This......

Are you sure it's not a movie?

Could it be that the Mars project is a complete liar scheme?

At this time, a motorcycle with particularly large tires suddenly stopped next to the armored car, and when it stopped, it raised some dust.

β€œWelcome to Mars!”

(Welcome to Mars)

Tang Rui parked the motorcycle in front of the door of the landing module and said to several astronauts of Eagle Sauce.

In order to let the other party hear clearly, his spacesuit is also specially equipped with external speakers.

"Three...... Three Qs! ”

Wilson looked at Tang Rui, and then looked at the armored cars, ATVs and motorcycles listening to him next to him, and the whole person was already stupid.

Tang Rui saw that the other party was in a daze, and continued to smile and asked, "Are you ok?" ”

"Oh...... OK! We've just landed and we're getting ready to set foot on Mars. ”

"That's right, I saw your landing module landing in the Yingfu base, so I came over to say hello to you, do you want to go to our base and sit?"

"Oh...... This one...... I need to ask the command center for instructions. ”

After Wilson finished speaking, he finally recovered from his state of confusion.

"Okay, then I'll go around twice first, and I'll pick you up later."

After Tang Rui finished speaking, he waved his hand at the rover, and then started the motorcycle and set off.

Whining......

Several cars left, kicking up a cloud of dust.

Wilson and several members of the team stood in the isolation pod, and before they even set foot on Mars, they turned into Martian dust.

"He said he was going to go around twice?"

"Yes, Captain."

"Are their supplies allowed to be consumed like this?"

β€œβ€¦β€¦β€

A few people were silent, and everyone was silent.

Sending supplies to Mars is not a matter of price, but of every gram.

Except for scientific research tasks, it is impossible for them to go out and go around twice.

Wilson and the others came down in a daze, and after stepping on the land of Mars, there was no expression of excitement.

Because they saw a group of people racing not far away, having a water fight.

That's right.

It's about taking this water gun and having a water fight there.

Thinking about the strict rules for them to drink water, I was heartbroken when I looked at the people who were fighting with water guns over there.

Wilson and the others were hit so hard that they forgot that they were still broadcasting live at this time.

So, the situation on Earth is even more weird.

When the hatch opened, everyone clearly saw the flag on the armored car.

China

Eagle sauce people who are not familiar with the national flag can also recognize the five-star red flag.

Because they buy things in supermarkets, most of the goods will be printed with the national flag on the origin label.

Then, when Tang Rui appeared, they were even more confused.

"This armored car is made in China, and this one is supposed to be a Chinese astronaut, so we didn't meet aliens.

God Bless America ...... And China!

I did not expect that the astronauts of our two countries would meet on Mars. ”

This host is already awesome.

At this time, it was even possible to change the topic.

But no one buys it?

They are grateful that they were deceived by the state, and said that we landed on Mars first, why did we meet Chinese astronauts on Mars?

Apparently they landed first!

Stop watching TV and go to the streets!

Hula!

At first, there were only a few people who drank too much and wanted to go to the official to ask for an explanation.

As a result, more and more people gathered.

Parade...... It's not important to protest, it's about participating.

The country is also very lively at this time.

Originally, everyone watched Eagle Sauce land on Mars, but they just paid attention to it, which can be regarded as curiosity.

But when the landing capsule was opened, they were all excited when they saw the familiar flag on the armored vehicle.

it!

Eh...... it!

The barrage disappeared in an instant.

"it...... What do I see? Armored vehicles of our country? ”

"Big brother, look at the words, that's the Mars exploration vehicle!"

"Yes, Mars exploration rover, I believe it, because there are unknown risks on Mars, so it's not too much for our Mars exploration rover to be equipped with armor and Gatling."

"Focus, focus on the point, when did we land on Mars?"

"No wonder I paid attention to Eagle Sauce's Mars spacecraft half a month ago, and today there is a live broadcast of Eagle Sauce's Mars landing on the imperial court, and it turns out that I am holding back here.

It's too bad, Eagle Sauce is going to cry, I just want to say about this kind of behavior...... Please step up! ”

"I'll take a look at it, is this the case: Ying-chan married his wife, greeted everyone in advance, and everyone went to eat the engagement dinner, but on the day he picked up the bride, Ying-chan found that there were people in the bride's room."

Netizens were excited, originally watching others pretending to be forced.

Unexpectedly, it turned out that we were waiting here to be slapped in the face.

It's also so cool.

God turned!

The host of the imperial court station was also stunned at this time.

To be honest, he didn't receive any notice before he went on the show, not even a hint.

However, in the face of this kind of thing, he is not the host of the Eagle Sauce family, so he doesn't need to face such an embarrassing scene.

"Uh...... What you see now should be the press conference held by the Ministry of Space before, the latest space exploration vehicle developed by the country.

To be honest, the host didn't expect this situation, this may be a surprise that the Ministry of Aerospace wants to give everyone, and it is also a surprise for Eagle Sauce. ”

The host explained the situation with the armored vehicle with a smile, and by the way, helped to round it out.

To be honest, now he really doesn't know if it was intentional or if it was an accidental major accident.

But no matter what, you can't say anything discouraged now.

Even if it's an accident, you have to pretend it's not.

"Hawk-chan: Surprise? You explain to me, what is TMD called TMD surprise? ”

"Surprise = fright, I wrote this last time in the blank question, why did the teacher say I was wrong."

"This surprise is really quite bald, Eagle Sauce touched the top of his head that was more and more reflective."

Domestic netizens were instantly excited.

People who didn't watch the live broadcast and didn't pay attention to this matter all paid attention to this matter because of the call of relatives and friends.

In an instant, the original hot search changed.

The top 10 directly became a topic related to the Mars landing.

Everyone is discussing it on the Internet, and they are all making up the whole plot of this matter.

But it didn't take long for the host of the imperial court station to receive a notice.

Say so.

"Audience friends, I just received the latest news, the team and personnel who appeared in the picture just now are the scientific researchers of my country's Mars Luminous Base.

Originally, these people were carrying out scientific research work, but they didn't expect to encounter the Mars landing of the United States, so they stepped forward to say hello. ”

The host read the manuscript seriously.

I have to say that this is the host who was born in a professional class, and he didn't laugh when he read such a draft.

"Yes, yes, scientific researchers, we believe it."

"That's right, I must have met by chance, so I came to say hello."

"That's right, our researchers, today's research project is "On the Jet Distance of Water Guns under Martian Gravity".

"No, no, no, as we all know, water resources are very precious on Mars, and our scientific researchers are not holding water guns, but a high-tech dynamic transfer equipment for water molecules, and the research project they are currently doing is "Standard Water Molecule Evaporation Rate and Water Molecule Kinetic Energy Impact Test in the Conventional Atmospheric Environment of Mars", the specific purpose of the experiment is to...... I can't make it up. ”

A group of netizens are happily posting a barrage.

And the Eagle Sauce astronauts on Mars, after receiving the communication from the earth, took the initiative to find Tang Rui and them, saying that they wanted to visit the base.

"No problem, do you need anything else to prepare? If there's nothing to prepare, let's go. ”

Tang Rui put away the water gun in his hand and said to Wilson.

"We're all ready to go, if we don't bother you with your experiments."

"Experiments? No, we're just having a water fight. ”

"......" Wilson.

Eagle sauce's astronauts boarded the Mars rover, Tang Rui also rode a motorcycle, and the group returned to the base in a mighty way.

At this time, Eagle Sauce had stopped broadcasting.

But at the same time, the state started the live broadcast, which is still the kind of real-time interaction.

"Audience friends, now our scientific research team will return to our Mars base, the Glowing Confusion Base."

Tang Rui and his convoy reached the front of a mountain cliff, and a hole suddenly opened in the rock wall of the cliff.

"Your base is in the mountains? The entrance is also camouflaged? Wilson was dumbfounded when he saw this.

"That's right, it's better to disguise it, after all, the metal gate doesn't fit the environment."

"......" Wilson was again speechless.

If you hadn't disguised yourself, we wouldn't have chosen to land here.

No, if we had known that you had landed on Mars, we wouldn't have come, at least we wouldn't have been in such a hurry.