Chapter 0413: Deadpool and Death (2/3 Subscription)
Dilis, Lin Hai, Daisy, Xiaoqing, Bai Suzhen, Chang'e.
After all the calculations, Qin Heng only has six suitable candidates left, among which Dilis, Lin Hai, and Daisy are too low, even if they can ask Qin Heng to 'get up', they can't be Dormammu's opponents, let alone occupy the dark dimension.
Their own understanding of the world is still at a very shallow level.
And among the other three suitable candidates, Xiaoqing is also a big trouble, because Xiaoqing likes Qin Heng too much, and Qin Heng doesn't know how to face it. said that it was a snake or something, but in the original plot of "Green Snake", Xiaoqing also killed Xu Xian, who was a scumbag of Bai Suzhen.
As for the most suitable candidate, even if he can beat Dormammu's Chang'e without the help of Qin Heng's strength, it will be even more troublesome.
It is still possible to help Qin Heng, but let Chang'e wear the golden holy clothes...... It's quite exciting to think about.
"I still can't let Xiaoqian participate in this matter, otherwise, Xiaoqing, Bai Suzhen, and Chang'e will definitely not be able to handle it, and if they really get them together, will there be twelve fierce women with the power of the twelve constellation worlds in the future, and the multiple worlds will be shattered because they want to rob me?"
It's not that she likes the new and hates the old, Nie Xiaoqian, as the 'god queen' of the two worlds, enjoys almost infinite resources that can be used for cultivation, and now her strength is almost the same as Chang'e, and she is a saint in the single world.
Moreover, Nie Xiaoqian can also become the 'god queen' of Qin Heng's evolution of the pluralistic world in the future, and she doesn't need to fight hard like the four goddesses to gain benefits at all, it can only be said that Nie Xiaoqian is more able to lie down and lie down early.
For the time being, he couldn't collect all the twelve constellations of the Golden Saint Goddess, Qin Heng was not in a hurry, he calculated an account and found that he was earning a lot now.
"Although the Ancient One doesn't need me to give her power directly, it is enough to be able to use my power, but since there are the other three as a comparison, it can't favor one over the other, so every kill of the Ancient One can also give her one-fifth of the 'power of the dark dimension', as well as a cultivation method that can transform the power of the dark dimension into her own mana."
Every time the Golden Saint Dou Goddesses killed, Qin Heng would give them one-fifth of his gains, so that they could use the most orthodox cultivation methods to condense these energies into the Great Luo Dao Fruit to achieve the power of the Great Luo.
In fact, it is Taishang Laojun's "Three Points Return to the Vitality".
Although in the realm, the three goddesses Athena, Diana, and Artemis are all comparable to Da Luo, and even when using divine power, they can be compared to the 'saint level', but their power comes from Godhead and divine power, and it can also be said that it comes from Qin Heng, and they do not really belong to their own strength and realm.
Just like when Qin Heng first went to the world of "War of the Gods", Athena and other innate gods were so weak that even Qin Heng, the great Luo at that time, couldn't handle it.
And with such a 'transaction', they can condense the Great Luo Dao Fruit in the true sense, and with the help of the power of the dark dimension that they can continue to obtain in the future, they will eventually evolve enough chaotic power.
Just like Qin Heng, who had not been sanctified before, as long as the power of chaos was strong enough, it was enough to suppress the most powerful saint in any single world.
"If I give them one-fifth, I still have four-fifths of the magnitude left, and the characteristics of the power of the dark dimension itself are also one-time energy, and the recovery speed of itself is actually negligible, but combined with the control of the dark dimension, and the dark dimensions they helped me master, the power characteristics of the dark dimension I got are equivalent to the endless realm, and it will only be stacked more and more."
"Judging from the current magnitude of the dark dimension, as long as they help me kill ten Dormammu, I will be able to have the energy level to evolve a complete big world, although the current power of the first generation has evolved the legend, and has not yet found a real way, but at least there will be no shortage of energy. So, should I make a little less difference? ”
Qin Heng directly dispelled this idea, because the power used by the four goddesses to kill Dormammu now was his, and if he couldn't even earn four-fifths of the benefits as the boss, then the company could go out of business as soon as possible.
Well, that's how black-hearted.
After watching the subjective year behind the four goddesses, watching them wear golden holy clothes and fight with multiple domammus, there is more and more a tendency to crush, and the ancient one, who originally stayed in a dark dimension and waited for other domammus to come and compete for the 'ownerless dark dimension', also resisted the most difficult wave, and began to take the initiative to find other dark dimensions of the multiverse.
Qin Heng can be regarded as truly relieved.
In this year's time, although Qin Heng only watched the battle and felt himself, his strength had improved sufficiently, because he could also use the power of the dark dimension that the four goddesses had helped him obtain.
Purely from the point of view of energy level, Qin Heng also already possessed the 'power of the three worlds', because the four goddesses had already killed more than twenty dormammu.
Without feeling sorry for Dormammu, which is equivalent to being able to refresh wirelessly, the current small boss, and the future little monster, Qin Heng determined that the dark dimension was not like the abyss consciousness, and there was a majestic force that would directly descend on the threat of extermination, so he once again launched the characteristic of random crossing.
"Is there anyone in this world who is destined for me?"
If you are fated, you will be able to become the Golden Saint Goddess and become a truly eternal existence.
Kindness?
When he thought about it like this, Qin Heng saw several familiar people, mainly familiar women.
Jean Grey, Storm Girl.
This is a parallel world of X-Men, and the reason why it is said to be a parallel world is because this world is not the world of the X-Men that Qin Heng once went to.
"The X-Men's timeline is too chaotic and messy."
Qin Heng actually doesn't like the world of the X-Men, not only because the timeline of "X-Men" is messy, and the screenwriter himself can't justify himself, and he still can't justify himself after restarting and modifying the timeline with "Reverse the Future", but also because this world doesn't have the power he needs, the so-called superpowers are nothing to him now, the only thing that is a little troublesome is the power of the phoenix, but Qin Gray, who has the power of the phoenix, is not a demon or a monster.
The most important thing is that if he really wants to compete with the power of the phoenix, the current Qin Heng may not be able to fight.
In terms of setting, the real phoenix power is an existence beyond the level of eternity, and it is one of the three oldest and most powerful forces in the Marvel world, the other two are the power of chaos and the power of goblins.
The power of the fairy rarely appears, but it is able to 'eat' the power of the phoenix.
The power of chaos is actually the power used by Qin Heng to open up a lifetime, which can create everything and destroy everything, and is also called chaos magic in the Marvel world, and the master is the Scarlet Witch. The real Scarlet Witch's superpower of 'modifying reality', combined with the power of chaos she wields, can easily destroy a single universe, or even multiple single universes, with a single idea, which is a large world away from the Scarlet Witch in the "Avengers" series.
Of course, even the Scarlet Witch in the world of "Avengers" can tear Thanos apart, so Thanos is actually just a unit of measurement of combat power.
The power of the phoenix is the same level as the power of chaos, if it weren't for the fact that Gree was too weak to exert the full power of the phoenix's power, she would have been able to easily destroy a single universe.
Even Qin Heng, who has now mastered the 'power of the three worlds', although he can destroy the world, the process cannot be easy.
"This timeline ...... No, it's not the world of the X-Men, it's the world of Deadpool. ”
Qin Heng took a closer look at the earth where he was a light year away, and found that this was actually a single universe of "Deadpool", although there were also X-Men, but the protagonist of this world was Deadpool.
And the time, it was 1981. (Note 1: Words from the author of this chapter)
It was Wolverine who changed the parallel world of history with Days of Future Past.
In this world, Deadpool is not the Deadpool in "Wolverine 1" whose mouth was sewn up and made Qin Heng brush a porter, but Deadpool who awakened his self-healing superpower and cured cancer, and his mouth was broken.
At this time, this immortal Deadpool is committing suicide in a fancy way.
……
"My name is Deadpool, a mercenary who kills people without any morality, conscience, or law, and I always thought that my future would definitely end when I killed the person I wanted to kill, kill me, but I never thought that one day I would get tired of this kind of murderous life, because I fell in love with a woman."
"I mean that I like it, and there are two meanings, as you think, I'm driving."
"Very fortunately, this woman also likes me, and it means the same thing. Yes, it's still driving. ”
"Just when I thought that my life with her, even at the age of 80, was still inappropriate for children, I never thought that I would get cancer. This disease not only took my life prematurely, but also turned my powerful body, which I thought I could reach the age of 80, into a soft-footed shrimp. Yes, it's the soft you think, I'm still driving. ”
Deadpool was walking down the street and saw a zoo, and even though there was no one else around, his mouth was constantly fragmented, and he used the word you.
"Fate always likes to joke with you, just when I said goodbye to the woman I liked and was about to find a place to die, I was approached by a secret organization, they claimed to cure my cancer, and in fact, they did cure my cancer, but what I never expected was ......"
"That secret organization, like in all movies, is a villain. Yes, I'm a villain in some movies, but I'm decent in my personal films, isn't that funny? ”
Deadpool enters the zoo and looks at the animals that are marked as dangerous, but his eyes are farther away, not even in this world.
"I got the organization and I had the superpower of immortality, and just when I thought I could like her until I was 160, I never thought I'd be able to like her. But she died, and was slain by my enemies. After I avenged her, I wanted to die, as I am doing now. ”
"Friendly reminder, the next shot is not suitable for children, please cover your eyes."
After saying this, Deadpool looked at the zoo's largest animal, the polar bear, completely ignoring the warning on the sign, as well as the shocked eyes of the surrounding visitors, and jumped straight in.
Then he was torn apart by a polar bear.
"I'm not dead."
Deadpool, whose body was divided into four parts, looked at the zoo management who was shot to death by the zoo management because of him, and said helplessly: "So you don't have to go, because I still have to die." ”
Deadpool's self-healing speed was very fast, and when the zoo people were shocked, he had already used his only remaining hand to retrieve the other pieces of his body, and after casually pasting them on his body, the wound actually began to heal.
His self-healing ability even has the effect of bone correction.
"The biggest tragedy in the world is not that you can't be with the people you love and love you, or that you can't die if you want to."
Deadpool reached the top of a sixty-story building, jumped off and continued to say into the air: "The biggest tragedy in this world is not that your life is just a movie, but like me, you clearly know that my life is a movie." Thank you for liking the movie "Deadpool 1", because it is this movie that makes a lot of money and is called the most profitable R-rated movie in the world, so there is the movie "Deadpool 2". ”
Because of the wind pressure of the fall, Deadpool shouted.
With a muffled pop, Deadpool, who had finished saying this, fell to the ground, bleeding all over his body, and most of his body had turned into a state of flesh.
But he's not dead, he can still speak.
"I especially thank you for liking me and giving me my second solo independent film, and the screenwriter really can't figure out why I have to come out to do things after I have love, so he came up and wrote the woman I love to death. Well, so allow me to express my gratitude to you with my most sincere attitude: you bastards, you don't work hard to make money, what movies do you have nothing to watch? I'll tell you ......"
After scolding the audience, Deadpool, who didn't die, decided to die, so he returned to his home, which had all the memories of him and the woman.
Bought a few barrels of gasoline, turned it on, turned on the microwave, Deadpool lit a cigarette, took a deep breath and threw the butt into the barrel of gasoline, which exploded.
Only one Deadpool with his head being burned by the flames is not dead, he is still talking: "Can you guys go watch "The Avengers"? Iron Man is much more handsome than me, Captain America has a much more butt than mine, and in fact, his ass is even more warped than my woman's ass. If you think that "The Avengers" has no depth, you can also go to DC movies, I know that there will be a movie called "Joker" in the future, which has been blown into the deep ceiling of superhero movies by a group of film critics, but to be honest, I feel that I have to go to the doctor when I am sick, and I am happy to go to the movies to make myself happier, why do you have to make me think so much? ”
"If you really can't do it, you can also watch "Wolverine", because you don't like to watch Wolverine, that monster with thick hair all over his body, is using death to sensationalize. What the? You asked, "Joker" hasn't been released yet, how do I know? I'm a Marvel character, why would I know DC's story? Also, my time is obviously in 1981, why do I know about the Wolverine death in 2029? ”
"Because I killed my screenwriter, he made my woman die, and while I killed him, I went to your world and saw a lot of movies. Why am I able to watch movies from different times? Because I killed my screenwriter many times, killing him second by second, killing him for a hundred years. ”
"But I'm still trapped in this world, and I'm still going to kill myself, or I'm going to make you happy, to make you happy, to make you willing to pay to watch my personal movies. So, I'm the most tragic movie and the most artistic film, why do you put me in the R rating, and why don't you let me win the Oscar? I should be the undisputed Oscar winner......"
Deadpool fainted, saying that it was not appropriate to faint, but entered another world. In this world, he sees his dead woman, but there is something between the two, so that he can't touch his woman.
It was also at this moment that Qin Heng finally understood, why Deadpool, who seemed to have a weak self-healing ability, couldn't die no matter how he died?
He watched Deadpool's suicides several times, if he couldn't die if he was bitten into several pieces by a polar bear, he couldn't jump off the top of a sixty-story building, but the high temperature from the simultaneous explosion of so much gasoline and natural gas was enough to turn all of Deadpool's flesh and blood into ashes.
Deadpool, who only has bones left, should theoretically not survive without cells, and if none of the cells can heal themselves, then his self-healing ability is so strong that he will heal himself faster before.
How is it possible to break a hand and take several days to regrow?
And now, all questions have been answered.
"It's a bad taste."
Qin Heng watched a dream and dreamed of his woman's Deadpool, and woke up again, and then the steel force in the ** Warriors, when he gathered up the stump and packed it back to X Academy, stopped Deadpool's woman.
"I think it's okay if you want to experience human feelings, and I think it's okay for you to choose Deadpool, but why should you make Deadpool look like this, like a peeled avocado?"
Vanessa is the woman Deadpool fell in love with, she is dead, so she is not the ordinary person who lives by selling her body, she becomes the real her, the death of one of the five creation gods of the Marvel world.
She seemed a little surprised to be stopped by Qin Heng, looked at Qin Heng who forcibly broke in in the different dimension, and then laughed and asked, "Do you mean the current state of Deadpool's skin, or do you mean that he is just a movie character?" ”
Although Deadpool is immortal, his toad-like skin, which was once burned, never heals itself, making Deadpool look extremely ugly.
Qin Heng smiled at the death, and the slight tension in his heart subsided a little, and said, "Both." ”
Death continued to smile and replied: "First, although my love with him is completely over, I still have a certain possessiveness, so I let him have an immortal body and make his skin ugly, so that he will not be loved by other women and will never forget me." ”
It turns out that death is such a death?
"Second, only when he knows that he is a movie character and that everything he has experienced is imagined by the screenwriter and filmed by the director, can I see whether he really loves me or fakes to love me. At least for now, it seems that after I let him know the truth, he still loved me dearly. ”
Scumbag.
Qin Heng gave death a label, and then asked: "What kind of world is the real world where he went to kill the screenwriter?" ”
Death did not hide it and said: "It is a single universe in the ten-dimensional multiverse, that universe does not have any extraordinary power, but the human beings of that universe can perceive all the stories that happen in the Marvel multiverse, and turn these stories into comics, movies, and so on." ”
Similar to the world where the first transcendent creature I killed, Qin Heng breathed a sigh of relief, what he was most worried about was that the real world that Deadpool knew was the source of everything in the Marvel world, so what he did might also be 'set' by the screenwriter.
And now it seems that his own existence outside the Marvel Multiverse is not in the perception of humans in that real world, and there is no such thing as a 'setting'.
"Let's get down to business, then." Qin Heng said: "I have teamed up with Eternity to solve some problems, and these problems are related to the life and death of the ten-dimensional Marvel multiverse, and you are also one of the existences that make up the ten-dimensional Marvel multiverse, and it is also related to your existence." So, do you want to get in my car? The kind with welded doors. ”
Death smiled even more happily and asked, "What does it have to do with me?" Don't forget, I am death. Although I am the source and creator of almost all life in the 10-dimensional Marvel multiverse, I am in the name of death, not birth, creation, and the source of all things......"
Qin Heng was rejected, but he was not discouraged, and said with a smile: "Then what if Deadpool wants to help me?" ”
Hearing this, Death's smile froze before disappearing.