After all, this is not in the room, and Tang Ya is not next door. If this guy really plucked his bird feathers, he wouldn't be able to find anyone to ask for help!

This broken bird is still very smart.

"Get the hell out of here!" Xia Yang roared at the broken bird.

"Nope! Unless you say in front of this beautiful sister, you don't hit me. The handsome guy only poked out a bird's head, and his whole body was still hiding behind the beams.

"You know you're pretty when you're wearing a mask, huh?" For this undisciplined broken bird, Brother Yang is speechless.

In this world, how can there be such a brazen and shameless bird?

"With the figure of this young lady, plus her voice, she must be a super beauty! Do you still have to doubt this? ”

The broken bird flapped its wings and flew down, and from the pile of masks, it took a pig's head to Xia Yang.

"You just wear this!"

"Why are you wearing this?" Xia Yang asked.

"Because you're as stupid as a pig! Only this is the only one to wear! Hurry up and give the money, and then let's go, it's time to miss the show in a while. ”

ran out in the middle of the night, spent a hundred yuan, bought a pig's head mask, and put it on his face.

Xia Yang really felt that he was quite a pig's head.

If it weren't for the pig's head, would he have done such a stupid thing?

A masked bar?

Looking at the signboard on the door and the noisy sound coming from inside, Xia Yang, who was wearing a pig's head mask, looked at the broken bird leading the way with some doubts.

"It's been a long time, and you're just bringing me here?"

"It's a place where no one is responsible, whether it's a man or a woman. Because, no one knows who the other party is! ”

The broken bird flapped its wings and flew excitedly.

"Isn't it super exciting here?"

"Am I that kind of person?" Xia Yang said in an extremely serious tone with a disdainful expression.

However, before he could finish speaking, his footsteps had already stepped into the door of the masked bar.

The electronic sound of the bar is easy to make people unconsciously secrete some strange things and produce some strange emotions.

At this point, it should have been lying in bed, sleeping heavily, and cultivating oneself.

But at this moment, Xia Yang's entire heart was restless.

He, as if expecting something?

In the bar, there is a head drive.

Girls wearing masks and having good bodies are writhing with the music.

This is the temptation of not being able to see the face.

However, what surprised Xia Yang the most was not these girls.

Because, there are girls in the bar, that's a normal thing.

What surprised Brother Yang was that the energetic music, that is, the electronic music, was actually made with guzheng, erhu, and xun, traditional musical instruments.

Xia Yang is not here for fun.

Although he didn't know, he came here in the middle of the night wearing a pig's head mask, what was he going to do?

However, he was low-key, so he first found a booth in a corner and sat down.

"What are we doing here?" Xia Yang asked.

"There are so many beauties here, but there is no one, is it what you like?" This broken bird is not serious there.

"Beauty? Can it be more beautiful than the one who lives next door? ”

Xia Yang is very confident in Tang Ya's appearance. Except for Mei Ruyu, there should be no one who can be more beautiful than her in this Wanbao Village.

"Isn't it the one who lives next door, won't he give you a chance? I don't even share a room with you. Otherwise, why would I go to all the trouble of bringing you here and creating a lot of opportunities for you! ”

Broken Bird flapped his wings and said to the waiter, "Let's have a plate of peanuts and beans, and then a bottle of whiskey." The old rule is that peanuts and beans should be oversized. ”

"Wait a minute, big handsome guy!"

The waiter is gone.

"You're familiar, huh?" Xia Yang looked at the broken bird with a smile and asked, "Do you often bring different people here to eat and drink?" ”

"Big handsome guy, I don't drink, so I just mix some peanuts and eat them."

At this time, the waiter came with peanuts.

It's huge, that's pretty big. The plate, which takes up more than half of the entire booth table. The bottle of whiskey, and the glass, were squeezed into the corner.

The broken bird "clucked" and ate a peanut bean.

"Man, don't be so rigid, you can't get it at home, you can come outside to find it! As long as you don't let the family know, then just wave. Even if you know about it, don't admit it! If you don't admit it to death, you will never be guilty! Admit it, and you're done! ”

This broken bird, without even drinking a drop of wine, ate a few peanut beans, and began to speak loudly, teaching Brother Yang there how to be a man.

"Do you particularly want me to make a mistake tonight, so that the woman can clean me up? Or do you want to use this as a lever that you can use to threaten me in the future? ”

Even if this broken bird doesn't have bad intentions, it definitely doesn't have a good heart.

The heart of a bird is separated from the belly, who knows?

"If you don't make a mistake, won't the woman clean you up? As for threatening you, did I threaten you to buy me peanuts? Even if you don't threaten it, you have to buy it for me! ”

This broken bird makes quite sense.

"Then what are you bringing me here for?" Xia Yang is not stupid, he always thinks that this broken bird brought him here for some purpose.

"Why are you following me? Aren't you afraid that I will harm you? The handsome guy asked.

"You'll play tricks on me, but you won't hurt me!" Xia Yang saw this broken bird very clearly.

"You trust me so much? Aren't you afraid that I'm a bad bird? The handsome guy flapped his wings and asked.

"You're not a good bird in the first place!"

There is no need to drive tonight, Xia Yang picked up the whiskey, poured a glass, and drank it in one gulp.

The taste of this wine is something special.

It doesn't seem to be the same as the whiskey outside.

It's strong, but it's not upset, it's just a little, inexplicably little excitement.

The loud music came to an abrupt end!

The lights suddenly dimmed. The whole bar turned into a black patch, and I couldn't see my fingers.

"What the hell is this going on?" Xia Yang didn't understand.

"Black lights, lonely men and widows, what do you think you can do?" The broken bird, the lowly way.

"But I don't have a woman here, only you broken bird!"

What a good opportunity to be blind in the dark? It's a pity that Tang Ya is not around, and neither is Mei Ruyu's woman.

It's a broken bird!

What's the fun?

If you touch it, you will not only have the bird feathers on your hand, but also be pecked!

"What's the matter? You big idiot, you still hate me? This broken bird, taking advantage of the darkness, pecked the back of Xia Yang's hand fiercely.

"Hand peck!" Xia Yang was speechless.

"Well deserved! Make you disgusted with me! The broken bird was not convinced.

Then, with its bird wings, it slapped Xia Yang's face fiercely.

"Is it fun for women to have me?"

"How can women have fun with you? Big handsome guy, you're the most fun! You're so funny! As for your stand-up comedy, if you go to the Spring Festival Gala, you have to do all the comedy programs! ”

Men can't fight with women, let alone birds.

At this moment, in mid-air, an orange-red disc appeared. It was like a full moon, slowly turning white, getting brighter and brighter.

"It's dark for a while, and then it's getting brighter?"

Xia Yang looked at the broken bird that pecked him just now with a puzzled expression, and asked, "How long has it been?" Is there three minutes? It's over so soon? ”

Brother Yang is used to being sassy, even if he is facing a parrot, he is also sassy.

"Say that three minutes is short, do you have three minutes as long?" This broken bird asked Xia Yang with a disgusted expression.

"How long have you been?" This is a knowledge point, and Brother Yang wants to figure it out.

After all, he hadn't studied the parrot in depth!

"Three days and three nights without panting!" This broken bird is blowing there.

"Other parrots are all in pairs, you broken bird, is your beak too cheap, no mother bird likes you? Otherwise, how could you live for 10,000 years and still be a single bird? Xia Yang asked cheaply.

"Who said I was single, I have a wife! My wife is the most beautiful parrot in the world, unparalleled in the world! The handsome guy looked serious.

"Where's your wife?" Xia Yang asked.

"I won't tell you."

This broken bird actually sold Guanzi there.

It seems that his wife, the parrot who is known as the most beautiful and unparalleled parrot in the world, must have a secret.

This is Xia Yang's intuition!