Chapter Eighty-Seven: The Old Man Mao Who Was Teased by Fire
"Do you think I'm trying to trick you?"
Liu Jin was thinking about it, but Old Man Mao suddenly spoke.
Liukin was taken aback.
The old guy is so fine, like a fat worm in his belly.
"How can you, old man, you still don't know me, I really treat you as an old brother, you are good to me, I thank you for your eight ancestors." Liukin replied earnestly.
"He, tui......, I can't see through you kid, but Lao Tzu can understand it, it's just a slut, and it's right to slap you on the contrary." Old Man Mao disdained to refute.
Liukin said speechlessly: "Then you don't cheat me?" ”
"It's a pit, if you don't open the third door, you won't be able to come back."
At this time, Zhang Jiang, in the compound, Old Man Mao was lying on the recliner, cocking Erlang's legs, shaking and answering the phone, no matter how you look at it, it is not serious.
I don't know what kind of evil I bumped into, but I have less contact with this little kid, but I am becoming more and more speculative, and I don't care about talking, just like a pair of fox friends who have forgotten their years.
Liukin: "......"
You actually shamelessly admit it.
It's thanks to the buddy who asked, otherwise the brain will be hot, who is going to reason with this?
"Old man, can we be honest? You're like this, there's no way to py trade. Liukin said angrily.
"What deal does Lao Tzu need from you? What's the matter, my junior sister misses you, do you think I am too? , the older the old woman is, the more confused she becomes, she traps herself in, Lao Tzu is different, Lao Tzu doesn't need to beg you, alas, it's so confident. Old man Mao retorted disdainfully.
"Heh, no matter how awesome you are, you also have a day to go, so optimistic about me, never thought of letting me take care of your baby granddaughter?" Liukin didn't believe it.
Old Man Mao said calmly: "That time was an accident, that is, the ghost woman was brainless and dared to harm my granddaughter, but ordinary people, who would dare to touch a single hair of my Mao family's descendants?" There are famous people in the circle, who doesn't know that my Mao family has a relationship below, dare to play tricks, Lao Tzu asked the ancestors, hooked his soul when he broke through, and couldn't kill him. ”
Liukin: ???
Sure enough, it's a big guy, and I took it.
"But boy, I'll tell you a word of truth, then Kunlun after you broke through the second gate, you really need to go once, it's not that I deliberately cheated you, your situation is different from that family, you are more talented than the most powerful person in that family, and have greater potential, if you want to be extraordinary in this era, you have to put more pressure on yourself, say so much, believe it or not." Old Man Mao suddenly opened his mouth seriously.
Liukin was silent for a moment and said, "Okay, I'll see the situation later." ”
"Well, then, when are you going to come back?" Old Man Mao asked. In these words, it seems that he regards his place as Liukin's home.
Liu Jin said: "I just experienced a wave of events in Hong City, I have gained a lot of knowledge, and I plan to travel for a while, well, old man, do you know such a thing as an evil god?" ”
"Evil gods? You actually got the news? "Old Man Mao was a little surprised.
"What? What else is the inside story? Liukin was also a little confused.
Old Man Mao said calmly: "It's not an inside story, it's just a demon and evil way, it's just a resurgence, this kind of thing, for thousands of years, there have always been so many times, like athlete's foot, it's not a big deal." ”
Liukin was interested, and hurriedly asked, "Old man, tell me about it." ”
"It's okay, you have to travel, and you should also pay attention to this, the so-called evil god is not a real god, and the real god doesn't need to engage in any crooked ways at all. Those so-called evil gods are some evil spirits, evil spirits, evil spirits, used to confuse the township, fooled and ignorant, and later hooked up with some side doors, became bigger, made some evil cults, and the holy religion was messy, in fact, it evolved from beriberi to psoriasis, there is no big problem, but it is very disgusting. The news I received yesterday is that there are some remote places, and some so-called evil gods have come out to make trouble again, if you encounter it, you will be killed if you can beat it, and if you can't beat it, you will report it, and you don't need to take it to heart. Old Man Mao said casually.
Liukin was confused.
Is it sauce purple?
It can also provide divinity.
How can you be so looked down upon?
But then again, it doesn't seem to be wrong.
After all, he is really capable, he already has a place in this world, and he still needs to be like a mouse, sneaking around, and he can't get on the stage.
It is estimated that their divinity is obtained by fooling people, and if they make some small means, ordinary people will definitely be fooled, cheating money, sex, and faith, which are all old ways of playing.
I'm also a little distracted.
We're just a second-rate kid who just got in, and we still have to worry about the cultivation circle that has stood in the world for thousands of years? What wind and waves have people not seen? It is estimated that there is a countermeasure for a long time.
Gotcha, I don't want to think about anything else, I met it, just a whole wave of divinity, this thing is so easy to use.
Thinking in his heart, Liukin said, "Does the old man have anything else to say?" I may not be able to go back for a while, you always have to ensure your body, but don't let me turn back and only summon spirits to see you. ”
"Roll the calf, Lao Tzu is in good health, I can't die if you die, you still care about yourself, with the bronze key, hehe, there must be a lot of hunting." Old Man Mao snorted coldly.
"Okay, let's not talk about it for now, I still have something to do, let's talk about it later."
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After hanging up the phone and looking at the skeleton monsters who had buried themselves one by one, Liukin began to collect his soul.
And on the side of Zhangjiang Compound, although Old Man Mao scolded Liujin, his face was also a little sad, he thought about it, and shouted: "Da Kui." ”
"Hey, Master, is there anything wrong with you?" Hu Tiekui ran in from outside, grinning.
Old Man Mao asked: "Is high blood pressure a disease that kills?" ”
Hu Tiekui: ???
"Okay, if you don't pay attention, you may burst your blood vessels." Hu Tiekui hesitated to answer.
Old Man Mao was silent for a moment, and said in shame: "This ghost disease is really abrasive, and the special pulse washing pill can't be done." ”
Hu Tiekui smiled and said, "Master, it's not a matter of the elixir, the main thing is that you are not young anymore, and your temper is still ...... It's a little high, so it's normal to be uncontrollable. ”
Old Man Mao glared at Hu Tiekui.
What's wrong with having a temper? Is a man still a man if he has no temper?
But thinking about what Liu Jin said, Old Man Mao sighed, looked at Hu Tiekui and said, "Didn't you say last time that you went to ask some expert doctor, what did he say?" ”
Hu Tiekui hurriedly said: "Health preservation, if you are in a good mood, everything is good, you are old and profound, you are not afraid of any illness at all, as long as you don't get angry, everything is fine." Well, the expert gave a suggestion, and I don't know whether to say it or not. ”
Old Man Mao said angrily: "If you have something to say, let it go." ”
Hu Tiekui said weakly: "The human expert said that you have lived in widowhood for many years, and you may be lonely, so I suggest you ...... Find a place where there are too many old ladies and square dance. ”
Old Man Mao: "......"
"Come here." Old Man Mao suddenly spoke.
Yes?
Hu Tiekui stepped forward blankly.
Old Man Mao suddenly exploded, and his face was full of anger: "Lao Tzu kicked you bastard to death." ”