Q: What is it like to play with a martial saint?

The answer is – you can't kick it.

What passes, breaks, and defenses don't exist.

He Xie touched the ball a total of 31 times, and as a result, he scored 31 goals, all of which were one shot.

This result, even Ma Daxiang, who knew that He Xie was very good, did not expect it.

He hugged the opposing coach who was crying bitterly, and said with a very tangled expression: "Hey, this Xiao He, deprived me of the happiness that football brings." ”

The opposing coach cried even more sadly.

With the opposing player abandoning the game, the game was completely over after only 41 minutes.

In the stands, Boss Jin had a skeptical look on his face.

I just ...... Watching a ball game?

"Mr. Jin, what should I do next?"

The subordinate's question made him come back to his senses, after all, he had seen strong winds and waves, Boss Jin quickly calmed down and said: "Regardless of that striker, we have seen what we want to see, he has little impact on us, is the money ready?" ”

"I have contacted four banks, and I can send money into the warehouse at any time, with a total of one billion!"

"Okay, let's take a look, and then we can contact Wang Duoyu." Boss Jin looked at Wang Duoyu and He Xie and walked into the players' tunnel with a smile, and suddenly smiled, "Being able to make a friend with a skill is also a kind of ability, isn't it?" Bonus points! ”

"I want to go back by the wind, but I'm afraid of Qionglou Yuyu, and the height is too cold......"

In the locker room, He Xie sighed with embarrassment.

"Appeal ......"

The players were in a hurry.

"Lao He, the earth can't accommodate you anymore, you go to the sky!"

"That is, you said that playing with you, we didn't have a chance to perform, isn't this a pain?"

"I now know why we changed our name to Team Cosmos, Earthlings, who can do this? Thirty-one to zero at half-time, it's too bullying! It's cruel! ”

"Lao He is our team's nuclear strike! Coach, you can't let Lao He play if you have nothing to do in the future. ”

"That's it!"

The players were excited, and Ma Daxiang couldn't close his mouth, and announced on the spot: "Tonight, I have a treat, eat and drink enough, and I won't return if I don't get drunk!" ”

"Whew!"

The scene suddenly became a sea of joy.

When he left the gymnasium, some people came to He Xie to ask for autographs, but his teammates were envious.

The Daxiang team is just the bottom existence of the third-class team, when has it been so beautiful?

Although the scenery is only He Xie, they are also stained with light.

Finally squeezed out of the gymnasium, He Xie drove Wang Duoyu and Zhuang Qiang to the bathing center, planning to do a small health care project.

"Awesome, Lao He, I'll call you brother in the future, you're too awesome!" Zhuang Qiang was still excited, "Brother, can you teach me?" With your 100% shooting skills, even if Ronaldo Ka Beckham is reincarnated, he can't even compare to you! ”

Wang Duoyu looked at him speechlessly: "Can you speak?" These people are not dead, what is reincarnation? ”

"With my brother dominating the stadium, what's the difference between them and dead?" Zhuang Qiang sighed, "Isn't it brother?" ”

"It's useless to make your sycophants loud." He Xie smiled, "You can't learn this kick of mine." ”

"I don't want to be able to learn all, I can have one-tenth of your level, it's enough for me!" Zhuang Qiang said, "Brother, you can teach me!" ”

"it!" Wang Duoyu's eyes widened in horror, "Zhuang Qiang, what kind of coquettish are you doing?" Who do you hate? It's all my own people, familiar buddies, don't bring such viciousness! ”

"Nasty!" Zhuang Qiang intensified his efforts, throwing his eyes and cocking his orchid fingers.

He Xie couldn't stand it anymore: "Zhuang Qiang, you get out of the car first when you get to the front, you are too disgusting." ”

"Joke, joke, brother, don't take it to heart!" Zhuang Qiang hurriedly smiled.

"Lao He," Wang Duoyu looked at He Xie, "Seriously, your shooting is not like a normal person can practice, if a normal person can practice to you, the rules on the court will become an ornament, and football should have been canceled a long time ago." ”

"That's it, my brother is definitely the big devil on the court! Rule Smasher! Zhuang Qiang immediately agreed, "I have been standing on the court for more than 40 minutes today, and I haven't touched the ball at all, hey, I still won!" Who to talk to? ”

"You don't really have any special functions, martial arts or something, right?" Wang Duoyu's eyes lit up and he stared at He Xie.

"I'll just tell you two, you can't talk nonsense." He Xie suddenly looked serious.

The two of them suddenly became nervous.

"Lao He, sometimes I can't even pry myself open this mouth, you put a hundred hearts!" Wang Duoyu said seriously.

"I swear to God, if I say it, I'm a dog!" Zhuang Qiang also said righteously.

"Did the dog mess with you?" Wang Duoyu glanced at him squintingly.

"Hey, you're ...... You're going too far, familiar buddy......"

He Xie smiled and said: "Actually, as long as you think about it, you can also think that I opened a time and space travel research center for no reason, am I crazy?" ”

The two of them stared at each other instantly.

"Holy!" Wang Duoyu said.

"it." Zhuang Qiang's eyes were about to pop out.

"Old He, are you not sick?" Wang Duoyu asked.

"Brother, your brain is not broken!" Zhuang Qiang was shocked.

He Xie kicked the car and stopped: "You two get out of the car!" ”

The two glanced at each other, tacitly hugged He Xie's arm in unison, and shouted together: "Brother! Brother ......"

"Dead open!" He Xie scolded.

"We're not going anywhere!" The two shouted in unison again.

"Brother, you are our nobleman!" Wang Duoyu hugged He Xie's arm and didn't let go.

"Oops...... Ah......h

Suddenly, there was an exaggerated shout from the front, and I saw a tall and thin man suddenly throw a basket of vegetable leaves on the ground, and then fell to the ground gorgeously, pouting in front of the front of the car.

The three of them looked at each other.

"Why is this man kneeling here?" Zhuang Qiang said blankly, "Kneel people? ”

"Touching porcelain!" Wang Duoyu said speechlessly, he rolled down the window of the car, and shouted to the tall thin man: "Get out!" There's a dashcam in the car! ”

The tall and thin man got up and ran to the driver's seat to look inside, and said disdainfully: "Who is Meng?" Obviously not pretended! Net bragging! ”

After saying that, he ran to the front of the car again, and let out an ecstatic "ah", and pouted there.

"It's a lantern in the toilet, looking for!" He Xie sighed and was about to get out of the car, but was dragged by Wang Duoyu.

"Brother, are you still out of trouble for this kind of trivial matter? You say, how good would it be to study more about time travel? It's not worth it to delay the scientific and technological progress of all mankind for this kind of person, right? "Wang Duoyu is serious.

"That is, the knife used to kill chickens?" Zhuang Qiang also said, "Look at ours, we promise to deal with it clearly, brother, you can sit down!" ”

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