Chapter 15: A Dish
Wang Jiu'er was so frightened that she trembled, hurriedly wiped away her tears with her sleeve, and said in a trembling voice:
"No, nothing ......"
Yan Po said:
"Jiu'er, why is your voice shaking? Odd...... What are you crying about on a big day? ”
"I ...... Where, where are you crying...... Dead woman, if you don't go away, I won't help you confuse people again! ”
"No, there's no movement at all."
Wang Jiu'er was startled, and hurriedly used her back to push the bed to a creaky sound, and gasped:
"Why, there's no movement anymore...... Dead mother-in-law, go! ”
When the old lady Yan heard this, she walked away with a smile and muttered:
"Be smart, hurry up and the yin qi of the ferry has stunned people, and there are still big dishes waiting outside...... Hmph, prodigal hoof. On weekdays, he pretends to be jade and ice-clear, and when he encounters a man who looks like Zhou Zheng and is fierce, is he really ready for a cave room? ”
Xintianyou smiled, and the woman's face suddenly turned red.
It's embarrassing.
Hearing that Yan Po had gone away, Wang Jiu'er quickly got up and said:
"Childe, without further ado. Please leave quickly, go through the back door, and put a light ...... under your feet"
Xintianyou did not move and asked:
"I'm not leaving...... What will you do if I leave? ”
It was the first time for Wang Jiu'er to hear such warm care, tears rolled in her eyes, and she said anxiously:
"Childe, you have to go, those ghosts are already urging the food to be served."
Xintianyou simply sat down and continued to ask:
"What about your sister and brother?"
Wang Jiu'er went to pull his sleeve and said:
"They don't have the right to sit at a feast, and they are scattered around with some wandering spirits. You have to wait until the big dish is served, and those ghosts are scrambling, so that you can take advantage of the chaos to leave. “
The boy asked in surprise:
"On the big dish, on what big dish?"
Wang Jiu'er is just a spirit body, how can he move a teenager? Letting go of his hand, he stomped his foot angrily and said:
"That's you."
Xintianyou's eyes widened, and he pointed at himself in astonishment, and asked rhetorically:
"I'm a dish?"
The girl nodded, and actually laughed "poof", but not what!
The boy was extremely angry, and said:
"Hmph, then I can't go...... They treat me as a vegetable, and I treat them as game, so how can I eat them hygienically? Wang Jiu'er, you can help and lure the ghosts outside into the room one by one......"
The girl was anxious and said:
"Childe, don't let it ...... The other ghosts are easy to deal with, but Yan Po, the eldest brother, the third uncle, and the rich man's in-laws are all two-hundred-year-old ghosts. The old lady is a powerful ghost for more than three hundred years, trying in vain to cultivate into a ghost immortal......"
Xintianyou smiled and said:
"Don't worry, you just do what I say. I am not afraid that they will come, but that they will run away. ”
"But, Childe...... Even if you destroy them, there is still a most powerful 'great general', and even real people dare not provoke them. All the ghosts here are actually its servants. ”
"Cut, what do you want to do so much? Destroy what is in front of you first, and then think about the future. ”
……
Yan Po walked back to the front lawn, and the eldest brother stared at him with strange eyes and asked:
"What's the situation?"
The old woman took a sip of wine and hummed:
"What kind of dry vinegar are you ramming? People's hearts are rippling, and when they see the young man handsome, they are reluctant to be stunned for a while. You are five big and three thick, who likes it? When to send some blood food to the old body, I will help to be a matchmaker. ”
The eldest brother was so angry that he clenched his fists and couldn't make a sound.
After a while, the deadbolt of the new house struck. Looking back, he saw that Wang Jiu'er had taken off the phoenix crown, only wearing a xia curtain and a mandarin duck jacket to expose half of his body, and called out shyly and timidly.
"Yan Po, come and ......"
At the banquet, the gobbling ghosts suddenly fell silent.
A few old ghosts on the table, you look at me, I look at you, with strange expressions.
The old lady who seemed to be dozing off opened her eyes gloomily, and a cold light flashed.
The third uncle touched his white short beard and groaned:
"Isn't it, I encountered another difficult one to deal with, like the Maoshan disciple last time......"
The eldest brother Huo Di stood up and asked, "I'll go!" ”
Yan Po spat out a chicken bone and said:
"Phew, you go, you the! If the scholar's soul is frightened, it will taste bad. The old body finally got a superb detention, and the general was still waiting to drink blood. Jiu'er didn't call for help, so it must be nothing serious. I'll take a look first, I guess she's not going to do anything more......"
After the old lady Yan left, the ghosts made a noise again. Punching and fighting wine, gnawing and croaking, salivating for a long time.
After half a cup of tea, Yan Po didn't turn around, and Mei Niang ran out again and called softly.
Mother-in-law, here's a ......
The rich man's wife twisted her fat waist and ran away, not returning as usual.
After a while, Mei Niang shouted again, please ask the lord to come to a ......
The lord proudly dusted the hem of his robe, and Shi Shiran went, but there was still no return.
The other tables did not respond, but the main table was half less occupied, and it was deserted. After chewing a few pieces of meat and drinking two glasses of wine, the third uncle put down his chopsticks and said suspiciously:
"That's not right...... Why can't the four ghosts hold down a layman, but they don't make a little noise? ”
The eldest brother snorted coldly and said:
"Maybe a few of them have already colluded and want to eat alone, leaving only a little scrap for us."
The third uncle looked at the old lady and said:
"There is a master here, and I don't dare to eat alone secretly. Moreover, the blood of that young man was to be offered to the general while it was hot. But this matter is unreasonable. ”
As he was talking, Wang Jiu'er leaned against the door to reveal half of her delicate face, and lightly opened her lips.
"Uncle, please have one......
This weak and coquettish voice is even more terrifying than the immortal master's soul-arresting demon sound.
The three ghosts looked at each other, shocked.
The eldest brother trembled with fright, and the chicken leg in his hand fell. After standing up, the burly body trembled, and he couldn't move his legs and feet.
The other ghosts also quieted down, and the front lawn could be heard of falling pins.
The dragon's head crutches slammed down, and the ground trembled as if thunder rolled over.
The old lady slowly stood up and shouted:
"Don't eat it, let's take a look. Even if a Transforming Pill Immortal Master comes today, he will be torn apart. Otherwise, we will be suppressed, and we will never be able to live beyond the ages. ”
A group of ghosts rushed through the second gate, entered the backyard from the front lawn, and gathered in front of the door of the new house.
Some of them remain unchanged, while others take on the shape of blue-faced fangs and open their bloody mouths.
The third uncle and the eldest brother looked hideous, and the pestle was at the front.
The old lady stood at the second gate with a dragon head cane, as if supervising the battle, and his eyes were gloomy.
The third uncle first tentatively shouted "Wang Jiu'er", and there was no sound in the new room to answer. shouted "Yan Po, the lord's father-in-law" twice, still lifeless.
The demons wriggled and grinded their teeth, gathering even tighter.
Some dragged kitchen knives, some fished forks, and some held spears...... It must have been a habitual utensil during his lifetime. Those who didn't take anything grabbed the half-cut bricks.
The scholar is full of energy and blood. Taking advantage of the chaos to absorb more essence and bite a few more bites of flesh and blood is better than licking the soup leaking from between the teeth of the old lady, the third uncle and other big ghosts.
A scene that frightened the ghosts came.