Chapter 19: You're not a, aren't you?
The villagers didn't know that he was a Taoist priest who could marry a daughter-in-law, so they laughed and said Master Zuo, you are really funny, how can a Taoist priest still marry a daughter-in-law, don't make trouble, let's hurry up and rake the field.
The fat man on the left was so angry that he threw away the stick and rushed back angrily.
My heart is dark.
The dead fat man's wishful thinking was quite loud, and he coaxed me to come to the village to deal with the old village chief's corpse, and I put 50,000 yuan in my pocket. Now that I see that things are getting bigger, I want to run away. Sister Jiu'er asked me to hide from the Gu curse for twenty years, and I was messed up by him in an instant, who to go to? When the villagers are all going to suffer, who will they go to?
However, judging from his anger, burning incense to tell the sky just now did work.
After all, Taoism is the most important thing about bearing burdens!
After entering the door, the fat man on the left was lying on the Taishi chair, waiting for me angrily.
I asked, "Is the anger still not gone?" ”
"Kill your grandma! Lao Tzu can deal with corpses, but you are a deflated calf as a treasure-holder, you don't have any chicken feather skills, how can you take the spirit essence from the golden leopard frog? Could it be true that we were going to die together?! The fat man said with a dark face.
I was a little embarrassed by him.
There is a specialization in the art industry.
The fat man on the left can deal with corpses, but the golden leopard frog is indeed not his professional category.
"Let's ...... You put the corpse down and solve it first, I'll figure out a way for the golden leopard frog, in case I hang up, you should run. After all, this matter started because of me, and if I don't do anything, the villagers will suffer, and it will be difficult to live. If you want to die, just die, love it! I sighed and said helplessly.
"Tut-tut...... I can't see it, you're still a pure man. Cheng, Lao Tzu sacrificed his life to accompany the gentleman once, so do it! "The fat man on the left is also refreshing.
While the two were talking, a dirty, bloodstained woman's face poked out from outside the courtyard.
Military Niang!
She stared at us resentfully for a while, then opened her mouth and said, "Grandpa Huanghe just told me that someone went to provoke the baby in the river last night. The old locust tree at the wax crossing will shed tears, the little baby of the Xie family will die first, the fat man will also die, and the whole village will die...... Hahaha! With that, she spat a few mouthfuls at us and limped away.
I can't reason with a neurotic, so I can only watch her leave.
After she left, we discussed that he didn't know how to water and had to go back to the city to buy some diving equipment. And although I said that I would find a way to solve the golden leopard frog, I didn't have any score in my heart, and I had to hurry back to the pharmacy. Old man Guan is a person from Lingnan Treasure Holding, and he should have some treasure holding tools hidden at home, or, see if he can find some information about the Golden Leopard Baby.
It's better to crammed for a while than to die recklessly.
Back in the city, before I got out of the car, the fat man on the left threw me a talisman, saying that since I was blown by the old village chief, the black smoky smell of Yintang lingered, not only did not disappear, but became stronger and stronger. He's not around, and the goblins are going to gnaw me down to the bone. I was a little grateful in my heart, secretly thinking that the fat man didn't completely recognize money and people, and just wanted to thank him, but he came with a sentence, five thousand yuan, and then used medicinal materials to pay off the debt.
Uncle's!
Sooner or later, my pharmacy will be blackmailed and bankrupted by the fat man!
Opening the door of the pharmacy, I rummaged upstairs and downstairs for a long time, not even a single chicken feather was found, and I was secretly depressed, and suddenly remembered that when Tong Tianwang sent me here, he had given the old man Guan a box, and the time was too long, and I almost forgot it, and there might be something good in it.
I hurried to the basement, peeled open the thick cobwebs, and found the wooden box through the old debris, and knocked the lock open with a hammer, and inside was a pile of things I had never seen before.
The top layer is a quirky tool made of various consumables. In the middle is a glass jar, very well sealed, and I don't know what kind of liquid it is, but it hasn't dried up for years. What makes me even more excited is that there is an ancient book at the bottom, the paper used for the book is very strange, soft, like tofu skin, and there is a fragrance, I don't know what material, the title of the book is written in a small seal: "Lingnan Bao Walking Codex".
I was so excited that I quickly opened it and took a look.
There is no author, it is all written in small letters.
On the title page are four words: the chief of ten thousand thieves, and the thief is respected.
I was a little short of breath, as if I was about to touch the footprints of my ancestors, follow the path they had walked, walk towards the mysterious and strange world of treasures, and lift the veil of the beautiful Jiu'er sister. Tell her that Pip misses her very much.
Page 2: Please refer to this secret method.
Pages 3 to Last: Blank.
I almost didn't spurt out a mouthful of old blood, use this secret method to refer to?
What a secret method?!
Just as I felt extremely suffocated in my chest, I heard the door of the pharmacy outside "banging", and someone shouted outside: "Xie Xiaopi, get out of the old lady!" ”
I quickly closed the box and ran to the first floor.
When I opened the door, I saw that the widow Shen next door was standing at the door with her waist crossed, her chest rising and falling, and she was staring at me angrily with round eyes.
Widow Shen is my next-door neighbor, widowed for many years, with a good figure, full of young woman's charm all over her body, and a woman who begs for rain after a long drought. When Old Man Guan was still alive, he didn't think she was anything special. But after I was left with a man in the pharmacy, she came to my shop again and again to chat in the shade, dangled in front of me in a tulle pajamas, and hooked me up to go to her room to watch a movie at every turn.
I'm just getting old, how can I stand it?
Once I couldn't help but be impulsive, I really went to her room to watch a movie, but I found out that there were iron walnuts and a few underwear in her room that the old man usually regarded as a baby to play with.
That time, the flame that she was finally stirred up was extinguished by me when I turned around and soaked in urine, and since then I have had a lot of opinions about me, and I have not been less faulty.
I don't know what the moth is today.
I smiled and said, Sister Shen, I'm busy and don't have time to watch a movie.
Widow Shen opened her mouth and scolded: "Watch your grandma's movie!" You are a little deflated three, on weekdays, there are five people and six people with big tails, but I didn't expect a bad stomach, and I opened a big hole in the wall to my bathroom, and I want to come over to give my mother a bath? ”
But you wronged me!
I really don't have any principles, but I have a bottom line. Old man Guan is very kind to me, if I do this, drive Ming'er to the bottom, we are embarrassed to say hello to the old man.
When the neighbors heard the shouting, they ran out one after another, smiling and watching the excitement.
"Sister Shen, don't talk nonsense, I'm not in the pharmacy for a few days, why do you make a hole?" I hurriedly explained.
"Pull it down! It's been half a year since the opening, what are you quibbling about! You have counted the few moles on my mother's body, how can I marry in the future?! "Widow Shen is unrelenting.
Looking at her angry appearance, it doesn't look like a fake.
It's been half a year since the gap was opened?
My mouth was bald, and I asked her, "Could it be that you forgot the hole that the old man had punched at that time?" ”
When the neighbors heard this, they burst into laughter.
Widow Shen's face turned red instantly, and she rushed over, grabbed my ear, and opened her mouth to scold: "Okay, you Xie Xiaopi, you did a dirty thing yourself, pushed it on the head of a dead man, do you want to be shameless?!" After scolding, she angrily dragged me into her room, and said, "Open your dog's eyes and see!" ”
I was so embarrassed to fight with the widow that she had to tilt my head and be dragged into the house.
When I went to her bathroom, there was a huge gap leading to the pharmacy, and I could get into a person.
Just thinking it was strange, the bathroom door slammed shut, and when I turned around, Widow Shen took off her coat and looked at her like silk: "Just look at it and don't practice fake tricks, sister will play with you today!" ”
"Sister, don't play with me, I'm still young!"
I was startled and hurried back a few steps.
"It's not small, you don't know until you try it, it's okay, my sister is not a picky eater."
Widow Shen smiled brightly, and her undressing action sped up.
As soon as I thought about it, I quickly ran away, and immediately turned around and drilled into the big gap.
I never thought that my brain would hit a wall with a "bang", and the big gap would be gone!
I was stunned, but I saw Widow Shen smiling, straightening my body, the strength was so great, I was lying on the ground on all fours, and she quickly pressed up.
Suddenly a light flashed in my chest, and I just heard "Ah! With a scream, the pressure on her body lightened, and Widow Shen disappeared out of thin air.
What's going on?!
I struggled to get up from the ground, and a few men I didn't know came to the door, bare-chested and moving things in the house, and when they saw me, they looked puzzled and asked me what I was doing here.
I asked them, "Where did Widow Shen go?" ”
They looked at me like a neuropath: "Widow Shen drank and died of alcohol a few days ago, and we were hired by her family to move things, aren't you a party?" ”