Chapter 44: The Giant Fart
"Run!" Ink yelled, and ran back.
I followed slowly.
The footsteps behind him are getting closer and closer, and it seems that there is more than one when you listen closely. Looks like this is coming to us for a team fight.
As he ran, Ink pulled out a firecracker-like object from his bag, and then took out a lighter from his pocket.
That idiot is not going to throw explosives, right?
"What the fuck are you going to do?" As soon as I finished speaking, the ink threw the ignited explosives behind me, and I shrank my neck and shouted, "You kid is crazy!" This hole is going to collapse! We're all going to die here! ”
"You think I've lived enough?" Ink said as he ran, "Dud, scare them!" ”
I ran for a while with my heart in mind, but sure enough, I didn't hear an explosion. No matter how long the lead is, it won't last more than half a minute, it seems that it is really a dud, and the footsteps behind it have disappeared, they can actually understand that it is explosives?
We ran out of the cave and went back to the place where we had fought.
I propped my hands on my knees, looked back at the other hole, and said breathlessly, "This time...... I don't have to like it or not, I don't have to choose, only this side can go, but it may be safer to go if you don't like it. ”
Shui Mo sat on the ground, leaning on the dead winged tiger, panting with his head tilted.
I urged him, "Let's go, don't stop, they'll break down in a moment." ”
Shui Mo Gan opened his mouth without making a sound, he waved his hand, and said for a while, "Slowly, slowly, don't be in a hurry...... That dud just now can make those things cry for a while. ”
"What do you mean? You're still a ***? ”
Shui Mo smiled, "The things that Bai Ye has made up are really yin and damaged, which is very suitable for my taste." You really should learn more from Bai Ye, but don't let this craft be lost. ”
Hearing what Shui Mo said, I quickly pulled out a dud from my backpack and pinned it to my waist in case I needed it.
"Xiaobai, you're going to have a heavy responsibility in a while." Shui Mo looked at the hole on the right, "There are also very likely to be some clues in this hole, wait for the next trick to put the highlights." ”
"Hey, did you say that fairy talisman just now was left to us by the immortals?" I asked.
"Who else but him can be chased by a tiger and have that leisurely elegance to graffiti on the walls? Besides, in addition to his one fairy, can you find a second one? Ink said, "But you said that this immortal is true, he just wrote 'run' and it was over, what kind of painting did we draw, so that we almost put two small lives into it." ”
I glanced at him, "A few minutes ago, you were still looking forward to the Spring Palace Diagram like a reborn parent, and this will change your face." ”
"Then did I see the Spring Palace picture at the end?" Ink said dissatisfied.
I walked over and patted him, "Alright, get up, it'll be too late for them to finish crying." ”
Shui Mo stood up and pointed to the hole on the right, "Actually, I liked this one more at the time, but I'm used to saving the good ones for the end." ”
I rolled my eyes and walked towards another hole.
"Hey! Wait for me! Shui Mo followed, "Xiaobai, don't just walk around with your head bored, see if there are any fairy talismans around." ”
Xiao Fan used the fairy talisman to send us a message, it must be to make sure that the message was not seen by anyone other than me, he knew that I could see the information, and the ink could read it, but the question was, why did I see the fairy talisman?
I asked, "Who can see the fairy talisman?" ”
"People from the fairy realm."
"Then who can read the fairy talisman?" I asked.
"People from the fairy realm."
"That's not right."
Ink looked at me, "What's wrong?" ”
I said, "You're not from the fairy realm, but you can understand, and I'm not from the fairy realm, but you can see, so it's not right." ”
"It's not unusual for me to be able to read fairy talismans, because I was once chosen, and this is how the fairy world uses it to notify us of the chosen evil spirits, which is the same nature as your human acceptance letter. But because I didn't go to the fairy realm later, they took back my 'visible' ability. Shui Mo smiled and said proudly, "But they can't take back the knowledge they have learned, so I still have the ability to read talismans." ”
"What about me? Can I see how to explain the fairy talisman? I asked him.
Shui Mo looked at me and narrowed his eyes, "Xiaobai, are you also chosen?" ”
"Nonsense, have you ever seen someone like me who was chosen?"
"I really haven't seen it, you say you ......" Ink looked at me, "I have no strengths, I am unremarkable, I don't know how to call spirits...... No matter how short of personnel there is in the fairy realm, I'd rather call me back than find you. ”
I gave him a blank look and quickened my pace.
Ink caught up and hooked my neck, "Don't worry, I haven't finished yet, even so, but we are good-looking!" I estimate that the fairy world may be aging more seriously now, and there is an urgent shortage of young people of the new generation of idols, so I take a fancy to you. Didn't I tell you too, aside from their virtues, from an objective point of view, those fairies really have nothing to say about their appearance. ”
"Fuck off!" I shook off his arm, "I'm still counting on my debut in the sky!" ”
"This person must have a dream, as long as you dare to think, it is no longer a dream!" He frowned, "But then again, even if you were chosen, it would only be in the year of the spirit selection that you could only see these runes, how could you see them more than three years in advance?" ”
"So what you're saying is nonsense!" I said, "I guess it's just a method that the Immortals used to deliver the news to us, so that I can see it for the time being." ”
"Then why didn't he just let me see it, wouldn't it be more convenient and quicker? It also saves the two of us a translation and a transliteration. ”
I smiled and said, "Shangxian must know that you are unreliable!" ”
"Hey, hey, Xiaobai, you have come all the way, have you paid attention to the surrounding walls? We didn't scribble anymore? Ink looked at it thoughtfully.
"You can't see through the cave wall, what effort does it take!" I said, "I guess this road is safe, so Shangxian didn't prompt anything more." You think he's just like you, and he will send a barrage after a few steps. ”
Ink suddenly pressed on my shoulder, and I turned my head to find that he had a serious expression at the moment, listening carefully to something. I said in my heart that it was not good, could it be that those winged tigers remembered the business after crying?
I just wanted to ask him, only to hear Shui Mo yelling again, "Run!" Then he ran forward in a puff of smoke.
I was still half a beat slower, and hurriedly followed, "Are those beasts crying enough, and remember that there are still two dishes waiting for them?" ”
"yes, and I brought my family to the banquet." Ink speeds up.
Family? That's at least a three-person start! I also picked up my pace, praying in my heart that I would not run and run without a road...... As soon as I was halfway through my thoughts, the ink suddenly stopped, and I didn't stop for a while, and slammed into it.
After standing firmly, I found that I was really fucking afraid of something, and there was no way ahead......
"Climb up!" Ink jumped up and grabbed a vine and climbed up.
I just noticed that there was wind overhead, could there be a way out there? I also hurriedly grabbed a vine and struggled to crawl.
The light overhead is getting better and better, and it looks like it's daytime now.
The winged tiger behind also caught up.
I looked down - two of them were looking up, yelling at us.
In a moment, another winged tiger sprang out from behind, and it bit down on the vine and shook it so hard that my body kept crashing into the walls around me. If I let go of my hands at this time, it will fall into its mouth.
Ink was luckier than me, he was climbing another vine.
Because the cave was so small, they couldn't stretch their wings, and they all tried to squeeze forward, and after a while, two of the winged tigers were biting each other.
"Neurotic!" I scolded back.
It's really like what ink said, this ghost thing will turn its face when it says it, and everyone will bite it! While they were fighting among themselves, I quickly picked up my speed and climbed up.
Suddenly, the vine in my hand was bitten by the winged tiger again. I said in my heart, can't you change the fucking one, and if you bite it again, it will break...... Then the prophecy was fulfilled again......
I was instantly weightless and fell down.
Seeing this, Shui Mo just wanted to reach out and grab the vine, but he grabbed it all of a sudden, and he shouted, "Xiaobai! ”
In a panic, I grabbed a vine next to me, and my heart was beating wildly. I looked up at Ink with a smile, raised my eyebrows at him, and said in my heart, Lao Tzu is awesome, right?
Shui Mo looked at me with a blue face and shouted, "You still have to take a sip of tea there, climb up!" ”
At this moment, a winged tiger jumped upward, bit my backpack, and hung in the air with me. I could clearly feel its two large nostrils exhaling at the point of my neck, and I had goosebumps all over my body.
I quickly took off my left and right hands, and my backpack fell down with the winged tiger.
I took a few more steps up and said, "Climb fast, climb fast!" Lao Tzu is going to let go! ”
"Put what? Fart? You let it go, I'm not under you anyway, if I can smoke it to death, I'll credit you again! Ink said, "It's almost out, there are still a few steps left, Xiaobai hold on!" ”
I pulled the lighter out of my pocket, pulled out the dud from my waist, and threw it down the moment the winged tiger jumped up again. I had just climbed two steps up when there was a loud bang, followed by a heat wave, which washed me and the ink straight out.
After I flew a few meters out of the ground, I fell heavily on the ground, suddenly dizzy, tinnitus, and then spit out a mouthful of blood foam, and it took a long time to see the things around me clearly.
Turning his head to look at the ink, he was not much better, the whole person curled up in a ball, lying on the ground and coughing violently.
I crawled over to him with difficulty, and when Shui Mo saw me, he scolded, "You dog's day think you're a monkey!" If you want to go to heaven, that's your business! Don't take me with you! You farted and almost popped my out! ”
"Didn't you say dumb?" I looked at the ink in bewilderment.
"Dumb your sister! I said I'm a dud, and I said that the one in your bag is also a dud? You've really got a terrible pair of owe hands! Shui Mo coughed violently again, "Fortunately, Bai Ye slammed the door, ** didn't put enough, otherwise if he had listened to me at the beginning, then I would have really folded my own hands!" ”
I staggered to my feet and found ourselves on a high place. The sun is shining and the dunes are no longer visible, but cracked earth and rocks of all sizes.
"Are we traveling somewhere else now?" I asked about ink.
"You think you can blow up any door with a fart? Still in the desert! Shui Mo sat up and straightened his hat and looked around, "This is Tang Wangcheng." ”