Volume 1: The Twin Towers Chapter 194: It's not coming yet
Lu Yao was very angry when he heard such words, in his heart, Lu Yiqian's status was unique in heaven and earth, no one could say a bad word about Lu Yiqian, if he did, the consequences would be very serious.
"In this era, people really have no way to live, mad dogs are everywhere, and the rabies vaccine is a fake, hey, I think dog owners should be qualified in the future, otherwise it will be bad to raise some mad dogs!" Lu Yao didn't dodge, and when he spoke, his eyes stared directly at the two fashionably dressed women.
"Who are you scolding mad dogs, you try again, believe it or not, I won't let you get out of this beautiful shopping mall today?" The woman who said Lu Yiqian just now directly blew up the pot, and a vicious dog pounced on the food and rushed towards this side violently.
"I will scold whoever is crazy, don't you understand?" Lu Yao didn't back down, and said confrontedly: "In my opinion, this dog is not crazy, what do you say godfather?" ”
"This ......" Lu Yiqian is an honest man, and he doesn't care about seeing young people even when he is old, pulling Lu Yao's arm, wanting him and himself to leave quickly.
"Hillbilly, try one more thing, I'll tear your mouth apart!" The woman was directly angry, and he felt very shameless in front of his girlfriend today.
"Who did the hillbilly say?" Lu Yao asked pretending to be surprised.
"Hillbilly says you!" The woman replied loudly.
"It turned out to be a hillbilly and said me again, but why is your hillbilly's mouth so ugly, it simply tarnishes the good name of our countrymen!" Lu Yao was also amused by this breastless and brainless woman.
"You know you're ...... too"
Before the woman could react, her best friend hurriedly poked her waist and motioned for her to stop talking, apparently she had already fallen for the other party's full set of words. It's just that in this way, the salesman and manager next to him also reacted, and suddenly couldn't help but cover their mouths and laugh.
It was only at this time that the woman reacted, she couldn't bear it anymore, and rushed up directly and was about to give Lu Yao a big mouth when her arms were rounded.
"Smack!"
There was a crisp sound, and the onlookers thought that Lu Yao must have been slapped by this crazy woman, but only half a second later, only a ghost crying wolf-like cry sounded in the hall.
Everyone saw that the woman's slap was still in the air and did not fall, but on the right arm she had just waved was a clearly visible slap print, and each finger print was red as if it was going to bleed low.
This is still Lu Yao's mercy, if it weren't for the other party being a woman, this slap would not be on the arm, but on the face, Lu Yao didn't want to do it with a woman, but just now this woman didn't know what kind of wind she was pumping, her slap was not aimed at Lu Yao, but at the honest Lu Yiqian. This touched the nerve in Lu Yao's heart, and he couldn't bear it, he didn't need to endure it anymore.
"You hit me?"
After the ghost cried wolf, the woman choked up and said to Lu Yao, until now he still can't accept the fact that he was slapped by Lu Yao in public, although it was not the face, but for her, the arm and face are of the same nature.
"Maybe your teacher taught you to learn to be a man when you deserted, I will review your homework for your teacher, don't you thank me and come to question me, is there such a reason in the world?" Lu Yao said with disdain.
"Husband, I was beaten, you have to be angry for me!"
"Meimei Mall!"
"The other party is an old man and a young hillbilly."
"You bring more people, invite all the bigwigs on the road that you talk about on weekdays, and you must give me back face."
"Moo, I love you, husband, hurry up!"
Lu Yao didn't say anything, he was stunned and watched the bewitching woman finish the phone call under the gaze of the melon-eating crowd. He felt that with such a wife, that husband was no better, looking at the rouge gouache on his face that could shake off the ground in a breeze, Lu Yao felt extremely disgusted.
"Don't go, if my mother doesn't let you cry and call your mother to kneel here and beg me, I'll have your surname!" After the bewitching woman put down such a sentence, she stared at Lu Yao tightly, afraid that the other party would take advantage of her inattention and run away.
Lu Yao is not a troublemaker, but he is not a person who is afraid of things, his personality has slowly changed a lot, what he can't see the most is such an arrogant and domineering person, nothing has happened for a few days, he is interested in seeing how to make him cry and call his mother.
He didn't pay attention to the woman who kept looking at him, he took his godfather Lu Yiqian's arm and entered the store where the manager told them to wear clothes that were more suitable for students, and continued to shop.
The woman thought that Lu Yao was afraid of the phone call she had just made and wanted to escape, and she was anxious and anxious for a while, but when she suddenly saw Lu Yao and Lu Yiqian enter a brand store specializing in sportswear and casual wear, her heart suddenly became happy.
"I don't know if these two people are really stupid or pretending to be stupid, my husband is coming soon, and he still has the leisure to go shopping here, and a hillbilly is a hillbilly." The woman who was slapped by Lu Yao pulled her best friend's arm and said with a smug face.
"Sister Ding, people here won't be the masters who pretend to be pigs and eat tigers, why do I think something is wrong there?" After all, her best friend is an outsider, and she always feels that something is wrong, and this old and young behavior is too abnormal.
"What are you afraid of, my husband, it's not that you haven't seen it, he doesn't know the one with a head and a face in Shuangta City, and he doesn't know him, when the time comes, as long as he takes a look, he can know whether these two goods are the masters who pretend to be pigs and eat tigers, if so, let them lose 18,000 yuan in this matter today, forget it, if not, hum ......" The woman surnamed Ding has a good calculation on her face.
The two women were muttering quietly outside, their eyes never leaving Lu Yao's father and son.
Lu Yao was also very cooperative, no matter how he chose clothes in the clothing store, he never left the sight of the two women, and he listened to the conversation between the women word for word.
"Lu Yao, let's go, taking advantage of the fact that the other party hasn't come yet, let's leave quickly, another day, let's come and buy clothes another day!" Lu Yiqian also saw the two women outside the door, he was a little worried, and wanted to pull Lu Yao away quickly.
"Godfather, what if I put this dress on?" Lu Yao turned around for a long time, took down a sky-blue sportswear suit from the hanger, and asked with a smile.
"Lu Yao......"
"Godfather, I think this dress looks pretty good, why don't I try it?" Lu Yao interrupted Lu Yiqian's words, looked at the sportswear in his hand and said, "Waiter, just this set of sportswear, you find me a set of sizes suitable for me to wear, I'll try it!" ”
"Ah, okay, okay, wait a minute!" A shopping guide was stunned for a moment, then quickly took the sportswear in Lu Yao's hand and went to find it for him.
The other shopping guides looked at Lu Yao as if they had seen aliens, and they also saw what happened outside just now, and they couldn't figure out why these two old and young people who were dressed plainly and didn't look like big people could still be so breezy at this time, especially Lu Yao's smile that always hung on his face, which made them puzzled.
When Lu Yao entered the store just now, in order to avoid unnecessary trouble, those shopping guides did not dare to go to greet them, but a new shopping guide in the store didn't know why he ran to greet them, saying that it was a greeting, but in fact, it was just following, before Lu Yao spoke, the shopping guide didn't say a word.
Lu Yao continued to walk around the store, in fact, his main purpose today was to buy a decent set of clothes for his godfather, but at this time, in order to wait for the so-called husband in the woman's mouth, he had to take a look in this store, and after turning around, he didn't find clothes suitable for Lu Yiqian to wear, so in desperation, he chose a set of clothes that he thought he was wearing quite well.
"Sir, for you, this set of clothes is 185, I think you should wear it properly, you can go to the fitting room over there and try it on!" The female shopping guide came out with the identical set of clothes that Lu Yao picked out after a while.
Lu Yao took the clothes and walked two steps, and suddenly felt that something was wrong, so he returned to the female shopping guide and said: "Forget it, 185 should be about the same, I won't try it, you can wrap it up for me directly." ”
"Sir, you better give it a try, once the clothes in our store are sold, they can only be exchanged and not returned, and the set of sizes you picked is a little incomplete, I'm afraid that you will delay your time by wearing inappropriate clothes to change it." The female shopping guide also said with a good experience.
"Thank you, don't try it, the size is just right, you go and wrap it up for me!" When Lu Yao handed over the sportswear, he handed it over along with a black bank card, and said, "Swipe the card directly, this card has no password, you can just swipe it directly!" ”
Seeing that Lu Yao insisted on this, the female shopping guide stopped talking nonsense, picked up the clothes and cards and went directly to the cashier.
After about ten minutes, the female shopping guide handed the neat and tidy bag of clothes to Lu Yaode, especially the black bank card, she held it in the palm of her hand and handed it to Lu Yao, with a very respectful expression.
Lu Yao carried the wrapped clothes, pulled Lu Yiqian's arm, and walked towards the door of the store, after going out, he didn't look at the two women, but said lightly: "It's been more than 20 minutes, can your husband still come, if you don't come again, I won't wait." ”
It was only at this time that the two women knew that Lu Yao had been waiting for reinforcements all these times, what did this mean?
This person is either stupid, or he is really pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, especially the woman surnamed Dingde, at this time, his heart is tense for no reason, and he began to regret it a little, but he felt that his arm was still hot and painful until now, so he didn't think about it in detail.
"Why, hurry up to reincarnate!" After the woman surnamed Ding De dropped such a sentence, she took out her mobile phone and was just about to make a call, when she suddenly saw more than 20 people coming in at the entrance of the shopping mall, and her face suddenly bloomed with joy.