Chapter 49: A Farce
"You! How could you possibly summon so many pen immortals! Xu Mengmeng couldn't help but scream.
Liukin smiled: "Is this difficult?" ”
Xu Mengmeng: "......"
I felt a breath blocked in my throat and eyes, and I felt uncomfortable.
And the others were stunned.
Summoning hundreds of pen immortals at once?
Not to mention their peers, even the Feng family, who specialize in exorcism, can rarely do this without decades of hard work!
This kid, what's the way to come?
"Isn't it a game now? What are you talking about useless? Liukin continued, looked around after speaking, crossed Erlang's legs, and said, "Of course, if you can't afford to play, then forget it." ”
"Why can't you afford to play? I'll play with you. Yuan Qingqing glared and was the first to speak.
Liukin said: "Okay, how many do you have?" ”
Yuan Qingqing almost died of anger.
I only have six in total, how many can I come up with? If you're a ghost, you'll be beaten into a dog every minute.
"I don't fight ghosts with you, I want to compete with talents." Yuan Qingqing decisively changed his strategy and looked at Liukin defiantly.
Liukin said: "Okay, then I'll answer the question." ”
"Why did you ask the question first?" Yuan Qingqing retorted.
"With my pen and immortal, I can choose a group fight if I am not convinced." Liukin smiled.
Yuan Qingqing: "......"
"You have to think clearly, the rules of the game can't be arbitrary, you must be reasonable." Worried that Liu Jin was fooling around, Yuan Qingqing reminded him.
Liukin said: "No problem, my question is very simple, one plus one, why is it equal to two?" ”
Yuan Qingqing: ???
Why?
One plus one equals two, do you need why? Isn't that how it should be?
Unable to understand, Yuan Qingqing pulled over a spirit body and said, "You answer him." ”
This spirit was a young man, and when he heard this, he looked bitter: "I don't know. ”
"You don't know? You don't even know it's that simple? Yuan Qingqing was furious.
"I don't know, who would think about this kind of question? You have nothing to do when our spirits are full? The young man Bixian was also a little unhappy and retorted directly.
"You!" Yuan Qingqing was angry. Then she reacted, glared at Liukin and said, "There is a problem with this problem, one plus one equals two, do you need why?" ”
"So I ask you, since you don't know, then you are willing to gamble and lose, please." Liukin smiled and stretched out.
Yuan Qingqing's silver teeth were secretly bitten, and he glared at Liu Jin angrily for a long time, and then said, "I'm a fool, are you satisfied?" Now it's my turn, why does one plus one equal two? Let your pen fairy answer. ”
Liukin smiled: "No, I know, because it is written in the book, it is equal to two." ”
Yuan Qingqing: ???
"No, even if it's written in a book, that doesn't prove that one plus one really equals two, your answer is wrong." Xu Mengmeng suddenly spoke.
Liukin said: "Then you can refute my incorrectness with examples, the kind that must list the formula." ”
Xu Mengmeng: "......"
"Can't refute it? Then you lose again. Liu Jin looked at Yuan Qingqing with a smile.
Yuan Qingqing didn't know how to react at this time, and said decisively: "I'm a fool." After saying that, I sat down and stopped playing.
This is especially when I meet the opponent of the evil sect, and if I continue to play, I will really complete myself as a fool.
And everyone else also saw it in their eyes and kept silent one by one.
This kind of crushing, no game experience.
"I'll come." Xu Mengmeng suddenly spoke.
"But I'll be the first to ask." Xu Mengmeng's eyes burned.
Liukin smiled: "I'm your grandfather, just let you go, you say." ”
Xu Mengmeng was half angry. This little bastard never forgets to take advantage of him.
glaring at Liukin viciously, Xu Mengmeng said, "Guess, how many boyfriends have I had?" ”
After speaking, Xu Mengmeng sneered.
Don't like? I'll let you keep talking.
Liukin smiled: "Ten." ”
"Wrong. You lose. Xu Mengmeng smiled proudly.
Liukin said: "Are you sure? ”
Xu Mengmeng snorted: "As of today, I haven't had a boyfriend, so you're wrong." ”
Liu Jin said: "The so-called one-night husband and wife for a hundred days, as long as there is contact in that regard, it is considered a relationship between men and women, and it can be regarded as a boyfriend, you must dare to swear to the avenue that you have not had, otherwise you will not be able to cultivate for the rest of your life, and you will be hit by a car when you go out, and you will be choked to death by drinking water, and I will admit defeat." ”
Xu Mengmeng: ???
Looking at the stunned Xu Mengmeng, Liu Jin smiled.
Suddenly, Liukin remembered a passage about cultivation in a book he had read at Old Man Mao's house.
Men are pure yang, women are pure yin, yin and yang are chaotic, and they are self-generated.
And the kind of aura on Xu Mengmeng's body that he doesn't like is all kinds of messy filth.
Generally, there is only one object, and the filth is not obvious, only after experiencing many different people, the chaotic filth will become very clear, ordinary people may not be able to perceive it, but people in the cultivation can smell it immediately, just like demonic energy, evil energy, yin energy, etc., which cannot be concealed.
This woman has a very high private life!
There are words in practice.
Only by practicing in the body can there be a foundation.
After the break, the road is dangerous.
Therefore, people in cultivation, as long as they have not completed the basic cultivation, will basically clean themselves and do not dare to be emotionally and lovingly, and some of them will be lonely all their lives in order to pursue the Great Dao, just to keep their purest qi.
But then again.
No one shall be unclean, and shall not be barren.
This is the point of conflict between practice and life.
At this moment, Liukin seized this point to attack and immediately let Xu Mengmeng move.
They are all cultivators, and they have already done something against the sky, wanting to reverse their lives and be extraordinary, so they are very in awe of the Great Dao in the underworld, and their vows cannot be lightly allowed, and they must be promised.
Don't you swear, aren't you empty-hearted? The well-behaved image that has been shown for so many years is immediately gone.
For a while, Xu Mengmeng regretted it.
Why do you want to find fault if you're fine?
Why do you want to play this game, and you have so many friends, this is not a pit for Liujin, this is a pit for yourself.
Seeing Xu Mengmeng's panicked expression, Liu Jin stopped at the right time, took off his clothes with a smile, and revealed his sturdy upper body: "Okay, even if I lose this game, I'll take it off." ”
Xu Mengmeng: "......"
Looking at the surrounding friends, the strange eyes, Xu Mengmeng's heart was cold.
Played, completely finished.
It's useless to say anything now.
The image is completely gone, everything is ruined.
Liukin no longer pays attention to Xu Mengmeng, a girl like a sand sculpture, who has no interest in flirting at all.
Looking at a few other people, Liukin said: "Let's fight quickly, don't ask any weird questions, this is a pen fairy game, let's let the pen fairy play, let's fight in a group, I'll take a step, you go together." ”
Crowd: "......"
Does that make a difference? You're still overwhelmingly superior.
But at this moment, no one has the heart to play.
The amount of information that Xu Mengmeng suddenly showed was too large, and everyone's minds changed.
"I admit defeat, I'm a fool, Meng Meng, Dabao, I still have something to do at home, I'll go back first." Cheng Xuerou got up decisively and left after speaking, very simply.
"I'm a fool."
"I'm a fool."
Zhang Zizai and Zhang Zile The two brothers were even more straightforward, and after speaking, they didn't even have a kind word, got up and left.
"I'm such an idiot." Wang Feng also stood up, glanced at Xu Mengmeng with complicated eyes, turned around and left, that expression seemed to have another story.
"I'm ...... "Yuan Qingqing seemed to want to say it too, and then reacted that he had played everything, why did he still say that he was a fool, so he hurriedly got up and ran away.
For a while, only Xu Mengmeng, Feng Dabao's sisters and brothers, and Liu Jin were left in the hall.
"Why? Why do you do this to me? Suddenly, Xu Mengmeng glared at Liukin angrily, and her tone was angry.
Liu Jin cocked Erlang's legs and smiled: "I also want to ask you, Lao Tzu saw you for the first time today, why did you target me?" Why are you doing it to yourself now, and you're embarrassed to blame me? ”
"If you hadn't suddenly appeared, how could my grandmother have given you the bronze key? That's my Xu family's heirloom, why did you get it as soon as you came? Xu Mengmeng glared at Liujin angrily.
Liukin suddenly.
It turns out that thing is called a bronze key, and it doesn't look like a key, right?
"So what? You're so dizzy that you want to fix me? Hehe, you still don't believe you when you say you're stupid, explain to you, your IQ is estimated to be incomprehensible, but I advise you, you can't hide this matter today, you still don't go to the old lady's side, I'm afraid she can't help but kill her relatives in righteousness. ”
"You!"
Xu Mengmeng glared at Liukin angrily.
"Get out, if you have the strength in the future, I welcome you to grab it, but there is only one chance, for now, you still take care of your own good." Liukin spoke calmly.
"You wait." After Xu Mengmeng finished speaking, she turned around and left in a huff.
As soon as she left, Liukin looked at Feng Dabao, who had always been calm, and smiled.
"To be honest, I can see that you and Xu Mengmeng are clearly not people on the same road, why did you become friends and help her fix me together?"
Feng Dabao smiled: "My Feng family's exorcism is good at cultivating spirits, they are willing to contribute their essence to help me cultivate my spirits, why not?" ”
Liukin gave a thumbs up: "Gao, you are the boss behind the scenes." ”
"You're polite, but Xu Mengmeng is really too irrational this time, it seems that the yin and yang reversal method that her mother secretly transferred to her still began to affect her sanity and change her temperament. Now you even dare to say something like the bronze key, believe it or not, even if I don't say it, tomorrow the entire cultivation circle of Hongshi, and even beyond, will know that the third bronze key of the Xu family is in your hands. Feng Dabao opened his mouth meaningfully.
"Is this thing rare? Do you want it or not? Shall I sell it to you? Liukin looked at Feng Dabao with a smile.
Feng Dabao's breath stagnated, and after half a sound, he exhaled: "I'm sorry, my Feng family has a thin foundation and can't withstand the wind and waves." ”