Chapter 26: Master Tiger, Fart

The moonlight was shining brightly, casting a silver light, the sky and the earth were clear, the cool breeze blew across the wide battlefield, and a few wild dogs hissed and were snatching the corpses that the scavengers had not found.

Whether it is strong or weak, after death, it can only be reduced to pulp.

Lin Yufan slapped a mosquito to death.

"Lao Tzu is not dead yet, you are here to suck blood, are you too excited. ”

Look ahead and don't move.

He Yufeng just wanted to raise his head, but he pressed down again.

"He Dashao, don't get excited, there will be a time for you to behave. ”

He Yufeng snorted coldly.

"Lin Yifan, the third watch in the middle of the night, what are you bringing me here for? I don't think it's early, if you don't say anything, I'll go back." ”

Lin Yufan was contemptuous for a while.

"It's still early, what are you afraid of? It can't be that you're afraid of ghosts. ”

"Boy, I told you just now, if you have something to do before the hour, you better hurry. ”

Lin Yufan didn't speak, still looking into the distance.

"Whew~"

I don't know how long it took, after Lin Yufan put on his mouth, he smelled the faint smell of sissies on He Yufeng's body, and felt that drowsiness was coming, and he was about to sleep, but he heard a tiger roar, and hurriedly widened his eyes.

I saw an adult tiger jumping out of the forest, covered in blue and white long hair, with two long silver tiger teeth in its mouth, shining with a faint gold and silver glow in the moonlight, very dreamy.

It was the demon beast Blue Spirit Tiger.

When a few wild dogs saw it, they were so frightened that they didn't even want to dig out their anuses, so they barked a few times, pulled their legs and ran away.

"Dead sissy cannon!" Lin Yufan's mind moved, and there was already a small porcelain bottle with a stopper in his arms, and handed it to He Yufeng, "I'll catch that Blue Spirit Tiger, you take this and follow behind." ”

He Yufeng was stunned for a moment.

He originally thought that Lin Yufan would let him rush to the front.

I didn't expect this kid to be quite considerate, let me do this easy work, and he did the difficult work himself.

Took the bottle and followed closely.

Lin Yufan hunched over and slowly approached.

Previously, Lin Yufan, as a foreigner disciple who couldn't be promoted to the level, usually thought of ways to enhance the beast martial spirit, one of which was to kill the demon beast and get the beast core.

Although it was useless in the end, it collected a lot of information about demon beasts.

The Blue Spirit Tiger is an ice soul demon beast, in order to meet the huge demand for water, often lives next to rivers, this newly adult is best at spitting ice mist, can instantly freeze the enemy's skin, in order to buy time for its escape and attack.

Sealing their mouths before they open their mouths is the best way to hunt them.

Lan Linghu is getting closer and closer, but Lin Yufan is getting calmer and calmer, and the muzzle in his hand is ready.

Gathering, bounced, rode on the tiger's back, put on the muzzle, a series of actions were like flowing water, and the blue spirit tiger was not given any time to react.

But after all, Lan Linghu is the king of demon beasts in this area, how can he be caught with his hands tied, looking up to the sky, oh no, he can't roar anymore, so he can only shake his back wildly, wanting to throw Lin Yufan down.

Lin Yufan's temper was violent, and raising a fist the size of a sandbag was a mess, and the strongest mouth of the blue spirit tiger had been sealed, unable to spit out ice mist, and his claws could not grasp his back, so he could only obediently admit defeat and lie on the ground, tears actually flowed in the eyes of the big tiger.

Lin Yufan was contemptuous for a while.

"Master Tiger, you're already a tiger, don't pretend to be a pig.

Obediently fart, let's get together and disperse. ”

Lan Linghu shook his head.

Is this still a human thing?

I caught Lao Tzu for a long time, just to let Lao Tzu fart.

But being under someone else's crotch, what else can you think, the tiger's eyes blinked, and made a cute look.

Lin Yufan smiled proudly.

"You're smart. ”

glanced back at He Yufeng, who was in a daze.

"He Dashao, come on, prepare the thing in your hand and put it under its tail. ”

He would be wondering how Lin Yufan could talk to a demon beast.

Could it be that this guy is a beast martial spirit?

I haven't figured it out yet, and I heard this explosive request again.

As long as you are a normal person, you will say...

"Neurotic! put it on it, what is it doing under its tail?"

Lin Yufan didn't look back, and pressed hard against the suddenly restless Lan Linghu.

(It also felt that it was riding on its back, and it was definitely not a normal person.) )

"Collect the aura. ”

"Collect aura?"

"That's right. ”

"Then why do you want to let it fart?"

Lin Yufan smiled.

"He Dashao, have you forgotten the good times we spent that night?"

He Yufeng's face darkened.

"Shameless!"

I wanted to leave with my hands, but after thinking about it, if I left like this, it would be difficult to befriend Xie Shiya in the future.

Only covered his nose and walked over, and put the bottle under the tail of Lan Linghu, Lan Linghu had to be a man with his tail between his legs, no, to be a tiger.

Lin Yufan thought about it.

"No, you still can't collect much, so let's just stuff it in. ”

Oh~

Although Lan Linghu's mouth was covered, he couldn't stand this kind of perverted behavior, and he howled in a low voice and struggled hard.

Lin Yufan pressed it hard, and he was already sweating.

After all, that kind of sourness, as a man, he still understands it.

"Dead sissy, hurry up, it's going to run!"

He Yufeng couldn't stand much better.

"Are you sure?"

"Sure!"

"Oh!"

"Wow~woo~. ”

"Did you fart?"

bu——

A smell came, and He Yufeng finally understood who did it easily.

Because what he does is not done by men.

...

"He Da Shao!"

After seeing Lan Linghu leave with a complicated expression on his face, Lin Yufan waved his hand and turned around to catch up with He Yufeng, who was patting his long sleeves in disgust.

"If you really feel that it stinks, take off your clothes, anyway, everyone is a man, I'll take it and wash it for you." ”

He Yufeng's face was black.

This tiger eats raw food, and the parasites are not ordinary, and of course the smell is not ordinary.

The key thing is that he also stuffed the game there, and the powerful spiritual power held back for a while before rushing out with the stench.

That picture...

"Phew, you dead rascal! Get out!"

Stuffed the porcelain bottle in his hand into Lin Yufan's hand, his body bounced up, stepped on the grass, and quickly disappeared into the night, and after a while, there was a scream, and there was a system prompt.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for gaining 20 points of disdain!"

Lin Yufan shook his head.

"Stingy, didn't you just let you collect some aura, why did you despise me like this?"

Shout out.

"Hey, He Dashao, I heard that there are a lot of ghosts and gods near this battlefield, you change your clothes quickly, I'll wait for you here." ”

"Get out!"

"Oh, okay. ”

Lin Yufan took the opportunity to lie down in the grass, but he didn't roll, and sniffed the small porcelain bottle with his hand.

Don't say it, it stinks.

"Dead pervert! Dead pervert!"

After a long time, Lin Yufan was about to fall asleep, but he heard a voice coming, with a bit of a woman's crispness and excitement.

Lin Yufan looked up and saw that the moon was close to mid-heaven, almost exactly the time of the day, and it was the time when the ghosts were running around.

You're a dead sissy, you're really afraid of ghosts.

Peel through the grass and take a look.

The next moment, I was immediately stunned by the scene in front of me.