Chapter 42: I Have a Master
The lantern dangled from the carriage, the flickering lights illuminating the trees on both sides of the official road, and the unrecognizable figures flickered and disappeared in the brief light. Δ Literature Fans. Whether it is looking at the lights or watching the movie, it makes people feel hairy in their hearts, and the tall fat man doesn't even dare to look back, he doesn't dare to look left and right, and only that light can slightly alleviate the fear in his heart.
Xie Bangui didn't seem to notice the situation around him, and he whipped himself to catch the car. A large horsewhip wrapped in a steel wire makes a loud whistle from time to time. With each whip whistle, the lantern on the carriage would raise a few points, illuminating the road farther, and when the lantern came back, the endless darkness would come around the carriage like a tide.
Suddenly, a gust of wind blew out the lantern on the horse, and the surrounding area immediately lost its five fingers.
In the dark, Xie Bangui heard the sound of the tall fat man taking off the oilcloth bag, and said in a low voice: "Don't panic, the one who should have come hasn't come yet!" Don't look at anything, don't think about anything, let the carriage go on its own. But now is not the time to do what you can......"
Xie Bangui simply held the horsewhip in his arms and let the carriage move forward.
The carriage still seemed to be moving on a flat official road, but the "click" sound from under the wheels was by no means the sound of crushing on the loess. Occasionally, there would be a "pop", bursting with a few drops of cold liquid, and I didn't know what the carriage was pressing.
After a while, there was some light in front of the tall fat man's eyes, as if someone was carrying a lantern to shine on his closed eyelids.
"The guest officer is here to rest!" A soft cry is like a yellow warbler out of the valley, so sweet that it is bone-chilling.
"Come down, brother!"
The tall fat man heard Xie Bangui greet him before he opened his eyes. But I saw that the carriage was still parked on the official road, and there was a tea stall under the big willow tree hugged by five people on the side of the road. Xie Bangui was sitting in front of the tea stall and beckoned to himself: "Brother, come and sit!" Xie Bangui bit the word brother very hard, but did not call the name of the fat man.
The tall fat man understood: "I'll come when I bolt the horse!" ”
"What is the fat brother busy with, the horse can't be lost on the official road!" The little village girl with a graceful figure, wearing a tight-fitting short dress half-hidden and half-exposed, is very easy to arouse reverie. The sweet "fat brother" made his heart move.
The tall fat man instructed Li Zhuqi to sit in the car, and he dragged the "Sky Shaking Hammer" to sit next to Xie Bangui, and said: "Girl, you are still setting up a stall so late, so you are not afraid of encountering unclean things?" ……”
"Fat brother, you really know how to laugh!" The village girl covered her mouth and smiled: "Look up, it's noon!" ”
The tall fat man looked up, and sure enough, it was the middle of the day. But at noon, why is the weather still so cold, the tall fat man was just about to speak, but he was slapped on the shoulder by Xie Bangui and held back his words.
Xie Bangui smiled: "Brother, you overslept, it's noon now!" ”
"Oh! Oh! The tall fat man vaguely agreed, but did not serve the tea bowl.
The little village girl said angrily: "Fat brother, why don't you drink tea?" Do you think my tea is not fragrant? ”
"It's not that the tea doesn't smell good!" Xie Bangui squinted at the tea bowl and smiled: "I'm afraid this is Meng Po soup?" ”
The little village aunt was tired of Xie Bangui: "Big brother is afraid to drink my tea and forget his wife?" ”
Xie Bangui grabbed her half-exposed waist with his hand, and said with an evil smile: "Looking at you, you don't have to drink Meng Po soup to forget about the yellow-faced woman." ”
The tall fat man saw that one of Xie Bangui's big hands had reached into her clothes, and automatically turned sideways, pretending not to see it, but the small eyes were glancing around, waiting to see Xie Bangui's joke.
Xie Bangui picked up the little village girl and walked towards the woods: "Brother, you wait for me here first, and I'll come when I go!" ”
"You're busy, you're busy......" The tall fat man was laughing in his heart when he heard the coquettish laughter of the little village girl from afar: "Big brother, what are you doing with a whip?" ”
"I'm going to beat you with a whip!" Xie Bangui's voice was like a bell, and the tall fat man could hear it clearly. The little bit of dog thought in his stomach was immediately lost, and he gently opened the oilcloth roll wrapped in the "Sky Shaking Hammer".
In a moment, the laughter in the woods turned into an exclamation. Then there was a whip whistle, which stirred up two fires in the woods.
The sky suddenly darkened, and the original scorching sun was instantly replaced by a cold moon like a hook, and the smell of ** fishy smell swept along with the endless darkness. A few wisps of cool breeze like an awl poured from the neckline of the tall fat man into his stomach, causing him to shiver several times. The terrible ghost roar is even more erratic, the howling ghost seems to be everywhere, and even the sight, smell, hearing, and touch of the tall and fat man above his head and feet have become extremely chaotic for a while, unable to distinguish between things and things, and unable to see north and south, only knowing that he is in extreme danger.
"Brother, be careful." Xie Ban's ghost voice was like thunder, and he shook the tall fat man in the confusion back to his senses.
The tall fat man heard the wind behind him, and a shadow was pressed down with a whistling wind. The tall fat man shouted in the howling wind, the shadow of the hammer swept to the sky, and the giant hammer swung thunder in all directions. A "earth-shattering" was struck, the thunder was fierce, the flying objects were blown into pieces, and half of the horse's head fell to the feet of the tall fat man in the bloody rain.
"Damn it!" When the tall fat man saw that he had killed his horse, he knew that he had been deceived, and he hurriedly spread his body and flew into the forest.
In the distance, Xie Bangui had countless ghosts surrounding him at the core, but the ghosts of the lone group still had the upper hand. A pair of soulless claws swam away the dragon snake, the brilliance flashed, the fire flow at the claw was fierce and spicy, the tiger and tiger howled, the soulless claws were waved into fan-shaped light and shadow, where the phosphorus fire fell, and the ghosts flew away.
"Brother, beware!" The sharp claws in Xie Bangui's hand suddenly turned into a whirling fire dragon, heading towards the tall fat man.
The tall fat man tilted his head sharply, and the soulless claws extended from his ear chakra. Swept up a group of ghosts who had been deceived into the back of the fat man. Still castrated, like electric shuttle, after beating the willow tree in the distance, the iron claw buckled on both sides of the trunk at the same time, and forcibly split the willow tree that was enough for two people to hug from the middle.
The tall fat man followed with a turn of the hammer and slammed it on the ground, and more than ten thunderbolts exploded from the ground and hit the willow tree in a string. Thunder and lightning and flames collided with the roots of the tree, and suddenly the thunder and fire flew together, the earth waves swept into the air, the hundred-year-old willow tree was uprooted, and a large pit with a diameter of nearly a foot was exposed on the ground.
After the destruction of the willow tree, there was a strange roar in the darkness, and the cold air receded like a tide, although it was still pitch black all around, but there was no such palpitating fear.
"Phew!" The tall fat man spit out the sand in his mouth: "Brother, didn't we check the yellow calendar when we went out?" How can you come across this thing in a hurry? ”
"It doesn't seem that simple!" Xie Bangui walked to the side of the carriage in a few steps, but saw that Li Zhuzhu had already passed out in the carriage.
Xie Bangui stretched out his hand to hold down Li Zhu's stick, and said unhurriedly: "This group of wild ghosts is strange, there is a talisman in the lantern I hung in front of the carriage, and the light shines on the ghost like boiling water on people, how can they come out before they have time to hide?" ”
The tall fat man muttered, "What if they are high-minded?" ”
"Tall fart! The road is high, will we clean it up? Xie Bangui suddenly retracted his words, his eyes fixed on the woods in the distance, and raised his Soul Claw.
The branches and leaves of the bush shook a few times, and the black tail of the car flashed in the forest, but Xie Bangui still saw the two hook blades hanging from the back of the car.
"Soul car?" Xie Bangui quickly put the coffin on his shoulder: "The fat man is carrying a bamboo stick, chasing!" ”
The two of them each carried hundreds of pounds of things, but they were still as fast as galloping horses between runs, and they hung tightly behind the body of the soul and got off the official road from the woods, and chased them all the way into the county seat. The ghost car in front of it turned into the main street of the county seat and lost its trace.
At this time, the sky was about to dawn, and there was not even a ghost in sight on the empty streets of the county town except for a noodle stall selling breakfast.
"Where's the car?" The tall fat man turned around for half a circle: "I'll ask the one who sells noodles?" ”
The tall fat man approached in three steps and two steps. But I saw a corpse dressed in men's clothes that had been cut off shoulder-high, half-planted next to the soup pot, in which the white man's head was boiling in the tumbling blood bubbles, and blood was pouring out of the pot.
"What's going on?" The tall fat man was just about to retreat and greet Xie Bangui, but he suddenly heard a loud "pop", the iron pot full of blood and water exploded in half from the middle, and the extinguished furnace fire seemed to be poured with a pot of tung oil, and the raging waves pushed the raging fire to rampage, and half of the street instantly became a sea of fire.
The headless corpse in the flames grabbed the head that had been burned into a fireball, jumped two feet into the nearby courtyard, and shot through the roof like an arrow into the house like an osprey thrown into the water.
There was a loud "boom" like thousands of catties of gunpowder mixed with tung oil exploding in the tiled house, and even the foundation that was lifted by the shock wave was burned into a fire ball, and in the explosion of the fire shadow, the headless corpse rushed out of the sea of fire and pounced on Xie Bangui.
Xie Bangui held the coffin in his hand and was about to fight back, but the headless corpse fell at his feet and remained motionless.
Xie Bangui kicked the corpse on the ground with his foot, and a flash of inspiration suddenly flashed in his mind: "It's not good, it's a trick!" ”
"Fatty, hurry up!"
"If you kill someone, you want to leave, how can there be such a cheap thing in the world." The four people dressed up quickly stood at the corner of the street at some point, and the two in front and two behind blocked Xie Bangui in the middle.
"Innate master!" If you are an ordinary ghost who catches the half-ghost, he is not afraid, but it is a big deal to perform light skills and leave. But it is a lot of trouble to change to a congenital master, once you start to do it, I am afraid that I have to see you to the death.
"I advise you not to resist, put down your weapons and surrender obediently, so as to save us trouble." The person who took the lead could also feel Xie Bangui's power, and although his mouth was tough, he was cautious with every step.
The tall fat man moved his liver fire first: "If you want us to surrender, why do you arrest me?" ”
"Arson and murder, isn't that enough?"
"Fuck your mother, which eye did you see me arson and kill someone." The tall fat man is about to beat people when he lifts the sky-shaking hammer.
Xie Bangui stretched out his hand and said, "I'll go back to the county government with you." You'd better not try to put a torture device on me, I'm just not going to cause unnecessary trouble with you. ”
The leader of the fast catch couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief when he heard that Xie Bangui was willing to cooperate. beckoned his companions to watch Xie Bangui and Gao Fatzi and returned to the county office.
Originally, he was holding his breath and was going to give the county order a tall fat man who was going to get off the horse first, but he was stunned on the spot when he saw the county order. The county order of Si Swenwen reacted first: "Meat ball, why are you ......?"
"How did I become your prisoner, didn't I?" The tall fat man said angrily: "If you don't let me get along with this today, I will burn your eight nests." ”