"Just tell us a joke."

I was stunned. I couldn't tell jokes since I was a child, and I didn't know that it was because of my lack of language skills, anyway, any joke that came into my mouth didn't have the slightest laugh.

"Can't you change it?" I asked tentatively.

"I can't." The rice head shook like a rattle.

I had to think about it in my head, and although I read the joke first every time I read a magazine, I really didn't remember a few. In the end, a bad joke came out.

One day, I was shopping in the snack street and found a shop that sold egg tarts, each of which looked very delicious, so I wanted to buy one and try it, so I asked the clerk, "Is this a single sale?" Clerk: "No, it's Japanese. ”

After listening to my joke, several of them couldn't help but clench their arms.

"Weiwei, in the future, when others tell you PK jokes, you must refuse, this is not your strong point." Sister Xiaoxue added next to her.

I nodded helplessly.

I picked up the bottle and started spinning. In the end, it fell to Li Hao.

"Truth or dare?"

"Honestly, I want to take this opportunity to prove my sincerity." Li Hao was afraid that Sister Xiaoxue still didn't believe him, so he continued to work hard. After all, he's still in his internship.

"Okay, excuse me, what is your OO password, bank card password?" Generally, my girlfriend will want to know her boyfriend's QQ password, and see that he has friends of the opposite sex on him, I squeezed my eyes at Sister Xiaoxue, and Sister Xiaoxue gave me a well-done look.

"Xiaoxue's birthday." Li Hao replied directly. "Don't believe it, now I'll log on to QQ, you guys try. It's been used for years. ”

Saying that, Li Hao really took out his mobile phone and logged in QQ, I took a closer look, it was really a number such as year, month and day, and her eyes gestured to Sister Xiaoxue, she nodded at me, really.

Now, I really believe that Li Hao is true love for Sister Xiaoxue, if a boy is even willing to set the QQ password as his girlfriend's birthday, this proves that he is serious. I just don't know when the two of them will get married, Sister Xiaoxue is already 26 years old, and Li Hao's family must have been urging her.

I suddenly remembered that I saw something in the circle of friends in my last life.

Two young people go on a blind date, and the boy finds that the girl happens to be the favorite front table in the third year of high school. Just ask the girl, if you want to talk about it, the girl replied to talk about it. Asked again if the engagement was undecided, the girl continued to answer that she was engaged. So the blind date banquet turned into a fixed wedding banquet, and the parents on both sides were dumbfounded. In this way, it is good for two people to like each other.

"Go on, now, I'm going to turn." Sister Xiaoxue became interested and grabbed Li Hao's opportunity. Li Hao was not angry, and squinted his eyes and agreed.

Under the skillful operation of Sister Xiaoxue, the mouth of the bottle pointed to Mi Le.

Miller knew that Sister Xiaoxue would not let him go easily, so she simply chose the big adventure.

"Say, let me do what?" As if going to the guillotine, Miller asked resolutely.

"When I went to stand at the door, and when I met someone, I said to him, 'Uncle, you see that I am not beautiful.'"

As soon as he heard this request, Miller's face suddenly darkened, he didn't say a word, picked up the wine glass and drank, after drinking, wiped his mouth with his hand, and said loudly: "Continue." You wait for me! ”

When Mi Le was talking about Sister Xiaoxue, the mouth of the bottle pointed to Li Hao.

Li Hao smiled helplessly, "Say, what do you want me to do?" ”

"Haha, Shangguan Xue, I can't bully you, I can't clean up Haozi?" Le Mo said with his hands in his hands, "Haozi, go, tell Shangguan Xue about Duan Huanzhu Grierkang's confession to Ziwei." One person should be divided into two corners. Mali goes. ”

Li Hao glared at Mi Le fiercely, Mi Le was still unconscious, and secretly proud.

Li Hao pondered for a while and really started to perform.

Li Hao said: "I will be more ruthless than you!?" Crueler than you!? than you are vexatious!? You're the most ruthless, cruel, and vexatious person I've ever met! ”

Then, he pinched his nose and said, "Okay, since you say that I am ruthless, cruel, and vexatious, I will show you ruthlessly, and I will show you cruelty, and show you unreasonable!" ”

Listening to his reverse, several of us were happy, and we learned quite similarly.

Then, in this battle, Li Hao and Mi Le completely pinched.

The two of them will instruct each other to go to the door as bustards to solicit customers, and let each other dance close to each other for a while. But it was miserable for those who passed by, some of them were taken aback, and even scolded Miller for being insane.

The three of us simply quit, snorted melon seeds, watched the excitement, and commented on whose performance was better and whose tricks were more damaged.

In the end, to our surprise, these two people were actually drunk, the two big boys hugged and cried, Mi Le was complaining that he was strictly controlled by his family, Li Hao was complaining that he didn't know people clearly, and the crying was called a tear and snot flying together, that picture ......

In desperation, Sister Xiaoxue and I went to drag the two of them separately, and Mi Le hiccuped while waving away my hand to hold him, so noisy to drink. It's really a normal look like a human being, and as soon as you get drunk, you will appear in your original form.

Seeing this scene, I immediately remembered that there was another man here, although he was still young.

"Haohao, if you are going to drink in the future, you must know how your wine is, and do what you can, don't be greedy."

Estimating that he saw the posture of these two, Hao Hao nodded his head and expressed his approval.

I sighed, this can be regarded as a special contribution made by Li Hao and Mi Le's drunkenness, I am happy in my suffering.

It took a lot of effort for the three of us to move the two big drunkards back to the hotel next door with the help of the hotel staff. Otherwise, I'd be exhausted right now.

However, when I was brushing my teeth, I suddenly remembered that something was wrong, and Sister Xiaoxue didn't let me call my parents to say a word, but then I thought, maybe she forgot, after all, she is so old, I don't have to report to my family anymore when I go out, I spit out the toothpaste foam, and I continued to brush my teeth.

I don't know how Hao Hao slept next door, I hope those two drunks don't go crazy in the middle of the night. Called and asked Haohao, only to know that the two people fell asleep as soon as they got into the bed, and I didn't know that they were venting in KTV, and they had no energy, so they told Haohao to cover the quilt in the middle of the night, and I went to bed, it was already more than one o'clock in the middle of the night, and I yawned a lot, I wrapped myself in the quilt, and I was also brewing sleep. Before going to bed, I looked at Sister Xiaoxue, she had already slept and didn't know what year it was, it was called a sweet, but I missed the biological clock, and I was churning vigorously in bed, and finally I didn't know when I fell asleep, anyway, when I got up in the morning, I was already lying on the edge of the bed. I secretly congratulated myself that I slept honestly, otherwise it would have been miserable.