Cousin, he seems to be a god
It didn't work during the day, Du Linbiao set his sights on the night again, he decided to get up in the middle of the night, while the servants were asleep, touch into the white stone room, drag people out of bed and beat them.
The child slept too deeply, and Du Linbiao got back several alarm clocks, and finally woke up once, and he sat up and was stunned for a while before he remembered his great revenge.
Who knew that he turned off his mind, sneered and rushed to the white stone room, twisted the doorknob, clicked, and the door was locked.
“……”
The next day, Du Linbiao grabbed a bodyguard to learn how to pick locks.
It stands to reason that ordinary bodyguards don't need to be equipped with this skill, but the person he grabbed casually actually knew how to do it, and Du Linbiao learned it quickly.
Two days later, he came to the door of Baishi's room again sleepy-eyed, took out the hidden tools and picked the lock, and prepared to sneak in and beat people.
As a result, when I entered the house, I lifted the quilt violently, and the bed was empty.
When a child is concentrating on one thing, it is difficult to realize other problems, such as Du Linbiao's concentration on picking the lock, completely ignoring the fact that his own movement may wake people up.
When he searched the room with a flashlight and a firewood stick in the other, a person rushed from behind and pressed him to the ground, and then the lights in the room were turned on.
Standing behind several bodyguards, Shiraishi looked at the embarrassed Du Linbiao whose face was pressed into the carpet, and said as if surprised: "I thought it was a thief." ”
The bodyguard who rushed into the room also found that he pressed the wrong person, he saw the light position very low at first, and thought that the "thief" was squatting, but he didn't expect it to be a bear child......
Du Linbiao's Nth retaliation still ended in failure.
And that's not all.
The next day, Du Linbiao couldn't help but take a nap because he stayed up late yesterday. He woke up halfway, and when he woke up, he found that he was curled up in a deep sleep.
The cousin sat on the edge of his bed, carrying a stick in his hand, and shook a familiar "guilt" again in Du Linbiao's terrifying gaze.
"People are doing it, the heavens are watching, do you think your evil deeds can escape the eyes of other people's wisdom?"
The cousin's faint voice reverberated through the empty room, more terrifying than a ghost.
……
After repeating this several times, Du Linbiao was no longer good.
After all, he is still just a young child, and in the end, not to mention the heart of resistance, he simply has a shadow on his cousin's whole person.
When Baishi was next to him, Du Linbiao didn't even dare to have leftovers.
Because there were two sneak attacks on his cousin that were relatively close to each other, the cousin may not be able to find an excuse to beat him when he fought back conventionally, so he counted all the ingredients in his leftovers and took out the full planting process......
As soon as Du Linbiao was honest, he suddenly found that his life was better - he didn't have to worry about being rolled into a towel as soon as he fell asleep, he didn't have to listen to the adults' lectures that "brothers should be united, they can't always bully their younger brothers", and even his cousin was in a good mood and told him stories. Those stories are not at all comparable to picture books.
Children are more forgetful than ordinary people, and many times they wake up from sleep and their emotions are directly reset. Du Linbiao, who can hold grudges for several days, is already talented.
After not being beaten for a long time and listening to stories for a while, the memory of being beaten and plotted gradually faded. However, the impression that "the cousin will be unlucky, and the cousin may have a story to listen to when he is happy" has been preserved.
Du Linbiao later learned more and found some, but compared with his cousin's stories, they were all boring, and when he went to primary school, his thinking skills improved, and Du Linbiao began to wonder where his cousin's stories came from.
And after going to church with his grandfather once, Du Linbiao felt that his questions had been answered.
There, he came into contact with the concept of God more concretely. As soon as Du Linbiao heard the words "omniscient and omnipotent", his cousin who had seen through all his intrigues and tricks unconsciously appeared in his mind.
But God also seems to have an "all-good" attribute.
Du Linbiao was a little puzzled, and couldn't help but grab his grandfather and whisper after leaving, "Will God beat people who make mistakes?" ”
"...... "Grandpa originally wanted to say no.
But before he spoke, he remembered something, and looked at his eldest grandson thoughtfully.
Grandpa didn't have much faith in the original, he would come to church regularly, more for the purpose of socializing, so after having his own plan, he changed his words without any psychological burden: "Yes." ”
Du Linbiao's pupils shook: "That...... Will God, God become a man? ”
"Absolutely." Grandpa followed his words and said, "God is omnipotent." ”
Du Linbiao's eyes straightened.
He lifted God's cake, snatched God's book, smashed God's toy, and God only beat him a few times......
Thinking about it this way, my cousin is actually a very tolerant and good god!