It took a month for the symptoms of weakness to begin to improve.

I stood in front of the stove and glanced back at the old man, "Why is the fish you brought today so thin?" I like to be fat, so pay attention next time. ”

Bai Ye lay on the rattan chair, closed his eyes and replied, "With his way of eating, do those fish still have time to get fat?" ”

As I scaled, I said, "Isn't it normal for cats to love fish?" If it weren't for the fact that all the fish in the Seeker Pavilion had been caught, and a few genetically good ones had to be kept to continue breeding, I would have counted on you? ”

Bai Ye said, "It's useless if you don't count on me, it's this fish that you can't count on, I still pick the fattest one to catch!" ”

I said in disgust, "This is still the fattest pick?" Dry like you, I'll catch it myself next time. ”

"You go, give it to you, but if you can catch fat, take it all." Bai Ye said, "I guess those fish have also lived to understand, and the current way of the world is who fattens and slaughters whom, so recently, none of them have eaten much." ”

I said, "It only shows who raises things like whom, and is cunning and cunning." ”

"You stinky boy!" Bai Ye suddenly took off his shoes and threw them over, this time, just threw them on my arm holding the knife, the knife shook, and before I could feel the pain, my left hand instantly had a long wound, and the blood flowed.

"Old man!" I yelled.

Seeing this, Xiao Chou immediately ran to the back room to get the medicine box.

Bai Ye jumped over on one leg, "Oops, such a deep mouth!" Turning back and complaining to the housekeeper, "I told you a long time ago, don't sharpen the knife so fast!" ”

I said, "Butler, take this fish and wash it, it's got blood." ”

Bai Ye pressed it two inches above my wrist, and the blood stopped flowing immediately, and he pushed me aside, "You go to the side, I'll do this today." ”

"No, I'll wrap it up and do it...... Oops! Hurry up and put the fish down, old man! I shouted.

Xiao Chou and the housekeeper pulled me aside, one dragged me and didn't let go, and the other bandaged with quick movements.

Bai Ye lowered his head, and before he put on the shoes, he began to remove the fish's cheeks, "An Sheng rest, you can see the tendons in your mouth." ”

It was only now that I began to feel a faint pain, and then it became more and more painful, and finally my whole arm was wooden.

In the next period of time, all the fish had a short peaceful day because of Bai Ye's flying shoes.

The reason is - when the old man brought food to Xiaofen that day, he just brought out the plate, and when Xiaofen looked at the appearance, he knew that it was not me who made it, because I never cooked food.

Bai Ye began to lie, saying that I didn't cook that day because I went to the Seeking Pavilion to teach Chi Nian to practice his nails.

Later, when Xiao Fan took the first bite, he found that there was a smell of blood, and the old man couldn't hide it, but he didn't tell the truth, he directly skipped the flying shoes, and pushed all the responsibility on me, saying that I was absent-minded and cut my hands as gills.

I sat on the wicker chair and shook my toes, "Old man, you are so deceitful, have you already figured out how to bribe me?" ”

Bai Ye smiled, "Xiao Baibai, how can you say that about yourself, you say that you are such an honest and kind person, how can you be involved in bribery?" ”

I said, "The one you are talking about is the way of living of Xiaobaibai before he was thirty years old, and now and in the future, the three elements of Benbai's way of living are - I am happy, I am willing, and I am comfortable. ”

Bai Ye looked embarrassed, "Yes...... It's not wrong if you want to live like this, but this way of living is not transparent enough...... Listen to me, a person who has come over, give you a few words, this person ......."

"It's okay, it's less than two months away." I interrupted Bai Ye and turned my head to look at Xiao Chou, "Xiao Chou, you haven't seen the scene of the two immortals fighting, right?" Ah no, no, it's not a brawl, it's one hanging to the other! ”

Xiao Chou immediately became interested.

"You stinky ......"

I glanced at Bai Ye, and the old man immediately swallowed his words back, and after taking two breaths, he put on a smiling face, "That little Baibai, do you make a price?" ”

"I won't ask you for gold and silver, even if you give it to me, I can't spend it here." I said, "You said that you hadn't seen Xiao Chou a few times before, so you gave him a purse, and two years later, you gave him a rattan chair." We have known each other for almost 30 years, and you have never received any gifts from you, except for taking away my 560,000 savings and swindling me once, and giving me two huge shadows. ”

Bai Ye smacked his lips, "Then does Xiao Baibai want a purse, or do you want an exclusive rattan chair?" ”

"It's boring to ask for it directly, and it depends on the heart to give gifts. Don't you always praise Chimo, she's good, you learn from it! I shook the bracelet, "Look at people, the first magic weapon was given to me, and then the first practice of the spirit rune was given to me, the former can be viewed, and the latter has saved my life, so, do you understand what I said old man?" ”

Bai Ye looked at me, clicked his eyes, "You want me to give you a life to watch?" ”

I rolled my eyes and continued, "It's your business to give something, but it's your heart. I won't rush you, a month and a half later, your little vain, who has never been treated by you since childhood, will officially graduate. After graduating from elementary school, junior high school, high school, and university, he ushered in the fifth graduation of his life. The previous four graduation ceremonies, you were very happy to avoid it, this time the tour is a graduation ceremony, if you still want to continue to be happy, I will not stop you. But! If you can't get it, you can get it! Graduation gift, think about it. ”

Bai Ye looked at the housekeeper.

The housekeeper thought for a moment, "Akame will often go out hunting in the future, can we find the Drug Department to make him a weapon?" ”

Bai Ye frowned and said, "He can cut himself with a kitchen knife and give him a weapon, so he can't tell who will cut whom!" ”

The butler continued, "Or you can ask the Immortal to make a magic weapon for Akame, if you open your mouth, no matter what the request is, the Immortal Bai Qin will not refuse." ”

Bai Ye said dissatisfiedly, "Be careful when you speak!" The pure friendship of the world is defiled by your mouths! ”

The housekeeper stammered, "Disciple...... What the disciple thinks about is the deep friendship between you and the Immortal of the Dust...... Akame is your good son, and the fairy in the dust will naturally bring Akame like ......"

Bai Ye grabbed the words, "If you are like this, what is like that!" What does my son have to do with her! ”

The housekeeper's eyes lit up, as if he suddenly thought of something, "Then the kitchen fairy, how good are you to teach Akame?" Didn't you teach her the cold moon entanglement ...... because of Bai Luo's birthday in the first place?"

"Shut up, you!" Bai Ye cut off the topic, "Cook rice!" ”

The housekeeper was guilty, "But now, it's just after noon......"

Bai Ye said, "Then wash the dishes for me first!" ”

I looked at Bai Ye, "Old man, after so many years, why haven't you seen any birthday gifts you gave me?" Hey, didn't you say that only children care about birthdays or something? So when you get to Bellena, you're a baby? ”

Bai Ye's eyes rolled, "Hey this...... Well, it's a coincidence! Listen to me make it up for you...... Oh no, no, let me tell you what's going on......"

I waved my hand, "I've lost interest in your sunset red, and if I have time to make up stories, I might as well spend some time giving me a belated father's love." ”

Bai Ye smiled, "Father's love is like a mountain, I'm not worried that you won't be able to bear it." ”

I also smiled, "Whether to send it to see you, whether to carry it or not to look at me, these are two things." ”

Bai Ye sighed, "It is said that raising a son is to pay off the debts owed in the previous life, but I remember that in my second life in the mortal world, I didn't owe anyone money." ”

"Maybe it's a love debt." The butler suddenly burst out of nowhere.

Bai Ye turned his head and squinted at him, and the butler sat on the pony, bowing his head to pick vegetables, and while seriously analyzing, "Chef Xian, you have always been sensitive to numbers, and you must have been extremely cautious about money when you were in the mortal world, but in terms of feelings, you have always been hazy and vague and hesitant. Therefore, the disciple speculated that you should have owed a lot of love debts before you met Chi. ”

I chimed in, "Thoroughly! Butler, you are like participating in Bai Ye's life, the analysis is in place, and the speculation is accurate! I don't know what this old man did in his previous two lives, but when he met me in his third life, he was holding a dozen small cards in his hand, what bathing center Ximei, massage shop Xiaoling, Meimei in the clubhouse, Jenny, and Alice, shredded potatoes, oh yes, this old man's favorite thing is Sasha in the foot massage shop! ”

"Go, go, don't go on and on!" Bai Ye said unhappily, "Who doesn't have a social relationship when a man is outside, it's just a show!" I'm also very hard! ”

I nodded, "Well, yes, you run to the women's pile to care about your career when you're fine, and you don't see anyone all day long, it's really physically and mentally exhausting!" ”

The housekeeper lowered his head and snickered, Bai Ye took a green onion in his hand and was about to smoke him, "You old bachelor, you know what you know, you are laughing there!" ”

The butler immediately got up and avoided it, and the two old men ran in circles around the stove, childishly unspeakable.

I looked at Bai Ye, old man, in fact, I don't need you to prepare anything, as long as you can come to my graduation ceremony this time, you can make up for all your past absences.