Chapter 133: Yin soldiers block the way, and the general dies
"What's the noise? You group of dead tricks, seeing that Lord Ben does not kneel, it is simply disrespectful! ”
Lao Bi pursed his mouth and took a calm and leisurely square step, like an arrogant rooster: "Everyone, hurry up!" Come with me, as long as I go out, it's a minute......"
Before the final word was spoken, something unexpected happened. I saw that this thing suddenly crooked, fell to the ground, and then there was a burst of crooked eyes and slanted mouth, trembling all over, and instantly looked high.
Both the fat man and I were taken aback. Lao Bi has never been like this before, at least we have never seen it, looking at each other, and saying in my heart that this guy can't be pretending to be over-beeping and causing some kind of sheep epilepsy, right?!
Sure enough, after a few seconds, the fat bird staggered to his feet, blinked his little lewd eyes, as if drunk, and ran towards me with a twisted and confused stare at me.
After all the beeps it had just done, not only me, the fat man, and the little stinky fart, but even the blue and white ghosts in the long line stared at it with curiosity. It seems that the people who eat melons are everywhere, and there is no distinction between the living and the dead.
Old Bilian jumped behind me and the fat man, opened his mouth and stuck out his tongue, as if to speak, and after a while, his body was crooked, and he fell to the ground again, as if he had passed out.
The wraiths' gaze naturally followed it, and finally focused on us.
Hehe...... I...... It's a little embarrassing. I secretly scolded Niang in my heart: This fat hen will drop the chain at the critical moment, which can be regarded as its consistent fine tradition!
I just wanted to say something round, but I saw that the originally orderly long team of strange spirits collapsed.
Thousands of people in front of us instantly turned into countless blue and white mist and gradually disappeared, and the dark blue with inky flames like tongues of fire also emerged from the ground under our feet one by one.
The temperature has risen several times suddenly, like purgatory......
I know that this blue flame with ink is a strange fire, also known as true fire or yin fire.
It is this true fire that my ignition talisman has drawn from, and it is a powerful lethal force against ordinary spirit evil creatures.
Entities like me, the fat man, and the little stinky fart don't do anything other than feel the temperature rise, so they don't have to be afraid.
With the eruption of fire, hundreds of blue and white men came out from under the ground around us, and soon surrounded me and the fat man.
I saw that although these people were blue and white, like many of the strange souls on the Soul Path just now, their images were much clearer, as if their outlines had been stroked, or they were covered with a faint black gas.
They are all very tall, and they are all one meter and nine miles away, and they are like knives and axes.
The dress is also highly uniform, all of them are wearing the heavy armor of ancient soldiers, holding Changge, wearing a spikeless spear-tipped vajra helmet, stepping on the iron boots of the marching army, and the face is full of anger and majesty.
The leader is dressed like a general.
I saw that he was wearing an impermeable fish scale armor, wearing a unicorn crown covering his face, a round mirror wrapped around his chest, and eight short-handled long swords hanging on his back, fan-shaped rows, like a singing martial arts general planted behind him, and his crotch was riding on a high-headed skeleton horse.
The skeleton was made of white bones all over its body, and a cloud of blue-black light was wrapped around it, like flames. The four horses have slender legs, huge bones and hooves under their feet, resembling a crescent moon, and faintly claws.
It snorted and snorted, and from time to time raised its two front hooves to step on the air, like a tiger and leopard descending from the mountain, returning to the sea and a dragon, looking up to the sky and hissing, quite a king's style.
The little stinky fart was like a great enemy, protecting me and the fat man, shouting: "Be careful, these people are the legendary Yin soldiers of the Secret Realm!" ”
Yin soldiers, as the name suggests, are soldiers in the underworld.
It is mentioned in the parchment scroll "The Record of the Boundary", which says that the Yin soldiers are selected from the dead souls, which are equivalent to the police of the human world, or more figuratively, the United Nations peacekeeping forces, maintaining order in the untold world.
If you think about it carefully, it's right, the so-called yin and yang are separated, the fat man and I are both living people, and Lao Bi is just a live bird like a fake package, although the essence of the little stinky fart is a spirit, but after all, it doesn't belong here.
Now that we have come to the world without saying hello, we have not passed the security check and lack reasonable procedures, so people naturally want to trouble us.
I've seen a lot of treacherous spirits, and I've cleaned up a lot, although this is their territory, but if it really starts, I don't necessarily have to do it.
To put it bluntly, these Yin soldiers look bluffing, but in fact they are just some invisible spirits, no different from ordinary ghosts, much cuter than the bullets that kill people, so even if I am surrounded by them at the moment, I am not panicked.
The dead treacherous general on the skeletal horse looked at me and the fat man back and forth, and finally spoke, his voice was like a bell, and he dragged Wen Yan in a crepe manner: "You and other mortals, what do you want to invade my treacherous realm?" ”
Little brother, I'm most annoyed by other people's words, Ma Dan! It's amazing to be educated, isn't it bullying me for not reading?
But we are newcomers, and it is difficult for the strong dragon to suppress the head snake, so why do we have to salute first and then soldier.
So I pulled the little stinky fart behind me, grinned and was about to speak, but the fat man opened his mouth before me.
He sneered obscenely at the Death General.
"Uh...... Hello Hello, this Spiritual Guide! We're here, we're here to travel...... Oops, tsk! We have a good construction here, thriving, and the rivers and mountains of the motherland are very good, hehe...... Learned, learned......"
Oops, yes! The fat birdman is very heartfelt, and he understands my intentions very well.
The fat man's words seemed to stunned the dead general, and his face behind the helmet mask was expressionless, and it took a long time before he seemed to mumble to himself: "Travel? ”
His pronunciation of these two words was a little jerky, as if it took a lot of effort to say it.
A moment later, the creature burst out laughing, and the group of Yin soldiers who surrounded our door also laughed, leaning forward and backward, as if they had heard some extremely funny joke.
The earth-shattering laughter echoed on the soul path without the beginning and the end, and the fat man and I felt weak in our hearts, and the faces of the little stinky farts also changed color.
"When you are dying, you dare to speak like a spring, you really don't take my treacherous world in your eyes, the army listens to the order, and quickly captures it!"
The Death Trick General burst into shouts, and dozens of Yin soldiers in the front row moved when they heard the wind, and dozens of sharp Changge stabbed at us in the blink of an eye.
I was prepared. Just now, I had already silently recited the five-character proverb in my heart several times, and the true qi in my body had already been activated.
Facing the Yin soldiers who came up, my ten fingers on both hands were like electricity, and I quickly formed the King Kong Possession Seal, and the Buddha's light descended from the sky, instantly like the God of War King Kong possessed the body, resisting high, and fighting with the Yin soldiers.
Although the fat man was injured in his left ankle, he relied on his hard qigong to add his body, his fists waved impermeable, and he scolded loudly, and fought with several other Yin soldiers in one place, not falling behind.
The little stinky fart fought for the first time in a physical form, and she was very excited, only to see her ten fingers flying, constantly chanting obscure magic tricks in her mouth, and forming one magic seal after another, shining blue everywhere she went, like fireworks, and had the courage of ten thousand invincibles.