Chapter 031: Idiots
The four of them tore open the blank paper, each of them memorized the long registration number, inexplicably looked at the small carving knife for each person, and didn't dare to ask Le Qingdie, so they had to put it in their pockets, whether it was useful or not, it was better to take it and talk about it.
There was a burst of applause in the square, and the four statues came to the front of the Cixian Palace, on the steps, on the four high chairs behind the long case, from left to right sat Dai Ji, Hua Zhong, Feng Meng, and Uncle Jue, the four looked calm, looking down at the people in front of them, and there was no fluctuation in their eyes.
Shang Rui, the eldest disciple of Meng Zun, walked to the front of the case and bowed to the four first.
"The disciple has seen the four masters. ”
Meng Zun nodded slightly and said, "Let's start!"
Shang Rui faced everyone, raised his hands and pressed down gently, signaling everyone to be quiet, and everyone immediately stopped talking and the movements of their hands, and waited for Shang Rui to speak calmly.
"Hongxian has been creating the Tao for 90 years, hundreds of disciples, Zhefang has been in the world for 60 years, peach and plum world, all along, Zhefang recruits apprentices, adhering to the Ming training of the ancestors, there is no class, without discrimination, teaching according to aptitude, never picking fat and thin, selecting the best and taking, those who are destined can enter the practice. ”
Shang Rui's voice is high-pitched, his words are clear, and everyone is convinced by what he says.
"Of course, my Zhefang is not a panacea, after all, the place is small, the resources are limited, and I can't afford to accept all the people in the future. After various calculations, it can still accommodate 39 new disciples. Hearing this, there was an uproar in the audience, Zhefang had set up as many places as possible, but there were still more monks and less porridge, and people's heartstrings suddenly collapsed straight.
Chen Che and the other four people were even more nervous, Chen Che's code name was "Yunmeng 109 New 107", and the code names of the other three people followed in order, they pondered the code name, thinking about the knife given by Le Qingdie, they always felt that there was a connection between them, and they didn't know where the connection was.
"Everyone, listen to me, everyone be quiet! Boys between the ages of ten and sixteen, ahem, our age requirements have long been communicated to the world, and those gray-haired old gentlemen in the west are really embarrassed, according to your age, go home to play chess and hug your grandson, how good, this place is really not for you. Those little dolls in the south, please don't urinate anywhere, your mother told you to go home for dinner. There are also a few ladies holding cooking cakes and carrying lotus seed soup, and they are not bad at doing business for a while. ”
Hearing this, Ji Zun laughed "poof", but when he saw that the three senior brothers were still sitting firmly like clocks, looking at their noses and noses, and their noses were looking at their hearts, they were not affected by Shang Rui's speech, Ji Zun twisted his waist, deliberately yawned, and said to Shang Rui with a bored face: "Xiao Rui, you seem to be off topic!"
"Ah, hehe, Ji Zun taught me a lesson. Shang Rui bowed back, turned around and continued.
"Everyone, listen, please follow the arrangement of the disciples of An Ran Tang, walk through the sun and moon platform in turn, pass through, explain the age, give a special bamboo piece, and then return to the square to wait. Shang Rui finished the requirements of the age test in one sentence.
For more than an hour, everyone squeezed into the sun and moon platform one after another, and baskets of bamboo pieces quickly bottomed out, until the last person passed the platform. Although there are still many people in the square, most of them are teenagers and girls, and most of the people who have been eliminated have left, and only a few have stayed on the periphery of the square.
"Now, please take the bamboo pieces in your hands, we have a stone box under the ancient Zhe outside the south gate, the stone box can only hold thirty-nine bamboo pieces, you only need to engrave your code name on the bamboo piece, you can use knives, stones, rubble, and even nails, but you must engrave the code name clearly, otherwise it will be invalid. Well, it's as simple as that, just stuff it into a stone box, and congratulations, you're just- hey... Hey, don't run, listen to me, and, more, stay safe!"
The quadruplets who carved the code name while running were overjoyed, and their hearts were boiling, and their admiration for the Le Qingdie was like a river of water, endless.
From the gate of Zhefang Square to the foot of the ancient Zhefang tree, a black torrent rolled southward, and the onlookers on both sides applauded desperately.
There were people in the team who were shouting at their relatives and friends on the side of the road, as if they were asking for something, and people were constantly rushing to the side of the road in a hurry, looking for something as they ran.
The quadruplets are not the fastest, and they are even slightly behind, but they are the fastest. However, the four people who are not tall now want to scold their mother angrily, it is not difficult for them to run all the way, and it is as difficult as climbing to the sky if they want to squeeze in.
Once again, they desperately squeezed into the dense crowd, and were squeezed back again, and the quadruplets began to panic a little, could it be that they fell short like this, they couldn't see it, they must have thought that the stone box was quickly swallowing the bamboo pieces that had been stuffed.
"Give me all the bamboo chips!" Chen Che yelled, "Brothers, believe me, throw me in!"
Liu Xiu, Li Ke, and Judy nodded fiercely, stuffed the bamboo piece to Chen Che, and the four of them took a few steps back at the same time, and the three brothers lifted Chen Che, ran five steps in a row, and burst into applause.
"Up!"
Chen Che was like a kite with a broken string, over the top of everyone's heads, dancing his limbs, and fell on the stone box with a "tom", facing the small bamboo pieces gnawing and smashing everyone, suddenly saw a person falling from the sky, all of a sudden stunned, Chen Che couldn't care about the pain in his chest, and hurriedly stuffed the bamboo pieces in his hand into the stone box one by one, and then made a proud grimace.
"Everybody go on, hehe... Go on!"
After a while, the stone box was stuffed with small bamboo pieces that people loved and hated, and the stone box was full of bamboo pieces on top of each other, moving with the wind, like a dying saury on the beach.
The senior brothers who surrounded An Ran Hall carried the stone box, and a large number of boys and girls returned to the square.
"After inspection, there are a total of thirty-six bamboo pieces with clear code names, and below, please leave the little friends who heard the code names! ”
In fact, the selected person himself already knew that he waited at the front of the steps early, and every time he reported a code name on it, a person squeezed out of the crowd below, trotted up to the stage with excitement on his face, and then, with a hard face, he walked down step by step holding the stone bench, and found his own place to adapt to his three-inch stool.
Someone scolded and left, scolding the three people who stuffed their names into the stone box without their names being engraved, and delayed the quota in vain. There are also some girls who can't squeeze boys at all, complaining that this rule is unfair.
No matter what, the result has come out, the dust has settled, and those who have no chance can only choose to leave with a sigh.
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"Haha, it didn't disappoint me!" Le Qingdie secretly ran out of Ji Zun's disciple's phalanx, watching the four brothers celebrating happily, and also came to join in the fun.
"Hello Senior Sister!" The four of them bowed in unison and formally greeted Senior Sister Le, and they were full of gratitude, Le Qingdie listened to it in her ears, and suddenly looked comfortable.
"What do you call me, are you sure you want to recognize me as a senior sister!" Le Qingdie asked deliberately, no one understood why she asked like this.
"Senior sister, isn't it right?" Several people were a little confused when asked, and they entered the Zhefang and didn't shout what the senior sister shouted.
"Well, since all the little mouths are so sweet, then the next thing, senior sister will also help you do it!"
Le Qingdie made a promise, and turned the four boys over, and when she thought of the help of the omnipotent senior sister, it must be a sure thing to worship under the door of Shuzun.
"Don't worry, aren't you quadruplets, let's set the boss, how about it?"
"Okay, okay. Li Ke and the others couldn't extricate themselves from their worship of Le Qingdie now, and nodded hurriedly. Hearing Le Qingdie finish speaking, for some reason, Chen Che always felt that there was a cunning flavor in Le Qingdie's words, and secretly thought that Le Qingdie would not toss everyone about choosing the boss.
"My method is very simple, you also have a stone bench, just compare concentration, sit on the stone bench, feet off the ground, do not speak, the first to make a sound or fall down the first is the youngest, the last to hold on to the boss is the boss. Le Qingdie's method was quickly recognized by Li Ke and the others, but Chen Che faintly felt that something was wrong, and opened his mouth to ask: "What should I do when I choose a teacher?"
"Oh Che Che, don't you believe your senior sister, this stone bench issued by Senior Brother Shang is very useful for cultivation, sitting on the stone bench is the first lesson of Zhefang, I not only help you choose the boss, but also let others see your diligent and hard work, you don't want to think about it, which master doesn't like such a disciple. Li Ke said on the phone, and they nodded again and again.
"But—"
"Don't do it, listen to my senior sister, yes!" Liu Xiu was also anxious, moved the stone bench, moved his hands and feet, and prepared to rob the boss.
"Besides, the master you want to worship is the disciple who can calm down the most. Le Qingdie's words completely dispelled Chen Che's doubts.
The four of them inhaled and exhaled, turned their hands and feet, each found a flat place, put up the stone bench, and waited for Le Qingdie's order.
"Okay, sit down, hahaha, sit down!" Le Qingdiele blossomed, and I don't know if people choose the boss, is she like this, "Three, two, one, start!hahaha!"
Le Qingdie smiled at this hehe, and made a grimace at that for a while, and she was having fun playing alone, and suddenly saw the fifth sister in the distance waving her hand anxiously, leaving a sentence: "Hold on, I'll be back soon!", and jumped away.
At the same time, the selection of teachers also opened with a cheer.
"Brothers, brothers and sisters, if you want to worship under Zhongzun's door, you need Zhongzun's permission, and the other three masters can directly worship the teacher, or you can ask first before making a decision, this is your right!" Shang Rui finished speaking, and gave up the position in front of the case, and the teenagers and girls walked up the steps and gathered in front of the four statues, except for the quadruplets who were squatting on the stone bench like stone monkeys in the distance.
The results came out quickly, Meng Zun accepted twelve apprentices, Zhong Zun did not find Ruyi disciples, twenty-two people worshiped Shuzun as a teacher, but Shuzun kept shaking his head at three of the girls, on the grounds that all the disciples were male disciples, and urged them to go to Ji Zun's door, and finally the three girls reluctantly worshipped Ji Zun as a teacher, otherwise, Ji Zun would be miserable this time, and someone had to follow unlucky.
"I've been looking at it for a long time, and I can't figure it out, aren't those four boys?" Zhongzun asked with a puzzled expression, twisting his beard under his chin.
Shuzun understood the meaning of the senior brother, and said helplessly: "Alas, it is really sad to invite four fools at once, but since we have entered my Zhefang, we will not abandon them, so we have to ask the fourth sister to take care of it hard!"
The "stupid children" who were struggling to support vaguely heard Shuzun's evaluation, "Bang! bang! bang!" Zhu Li and Liu Chen fell one after another, unconscious!