Chapter 339: Shaolin Shaoyang Gong
"Big guy, didn't you say you're covering me?"
Stephen Zhou, who was beaten violently, climbed out of the eighteen bronze men with difficulty, hugged Wang Xu's leg and stopped scattering.
Wang Xu threw away the cigarette roll, helped Stephen Zhou up again, and said: "I'm already covering you, if you don't accept me and say don't hit you in the face, how can you be as handsome as you are now, and you don't even have your hair messy?" ”
"Big guy, I don't eat with my face!" Stephen Chow clutched his stomach, pain mixed with helplessness.
After the eighteen bronze men finished beating people, they were refreshed, put one on the chair again, and shouted: "Come, let's continue, no one dares to spoil the fun this time!" ”
Eight people re-served the table, the pai gow pushed loudly, and the bronze hall was full of smoke, as if they had come to a fairyland on earth.
From morning to afternoon, Stephen Zhou lost more and won less, and when the sun went down, he lost 5,000 yuan.
Now in 2000, salarymen only had five or six hundred yuan a month, and five thousand yuan was almost a year's salary.
However, it is not without benefit to lose more, at least the eighteen bronze people are much more kind to Stephen Zhou, and they will not leave him behind when they smoke.
"Big guy, I've been a fat sheep for a day, isn't it time to mention my business?" Looking at the sun that was about to set outside the window, Stephen Zhou pushed Wang Xu.
Wang Xu held Pai Gow in his hand, looked down, and saw that there was not even a pair, how could he still play.
Throwing the card on the table, Wang Xu took a sip of tea, signaled Stephen Zhou to be calm, and said: "This little brother next to me wants to go into the kitchen of Shaolin Temple to learn how to cook, you see, can you make an appointment with the kitchen steward, everyone get together, and stuff Stephen Zhou into it." ”
"Learn to cook?"
The No. 1 bronze man's card is not good, and after looking at it twice, he lost the pai gow, and replied: "I am very familiar with the legal brother of the kitchen, he is the director of the kitchen, and it is too simple to stuff people in, I will help you ask him out at night, whether it can be achieved depends on your performance." ”
"No problem, no problem!" Stephen nodded again and again, squeezing his eyebrows at Wang Xu.
Night...
According to the meaning of the eighteen bronze people, it is best to come out outside, such as the dog meat restaurant.
In the scorching summer, a glass of liquor goes down, and then a pot of dog meat hot pot, nothing can't be discussed.
However, this proposal was vetoed by Wang Xu, and Master Mengyi told him that he must not let Stephen Zhou leave Shaolin, and he must stay in Shaolin Temple for thirty years before he can do it.
Although Wang Xu didn't know what the inside story was, he understood that there was a reason why Master Mengyi could tell him that there was a reason for this.
It's not okay to go out to eat dog meat hot pot, but it's still okay to eat it inside the temple.
Eighteen bronze people drink wine and eat meat, and if they are caught, they will change it, and if they change it, they will commit it again, and the rules and precepts are all floating clouds.
In the words of the No. 1 bronze man, life is precious, the price of wine and meat is higher, and what do you have to do with wine and meat.
1,000 yuan was given to the eighteen bronze men, and the No. 3 bronze man went down the mountain to buy wine, the fifth bronze man went down the mountain to buy dog meat, and the No. 1 bronze man went to invite the legal monk to come over.
It was busy until eight o'clock in the evening, it was dark, the hot pot was also supported, and the people who bought wine and meat also returned.
"Eating dog meat is exquisite, one black, two yellow, three flowers and four white, black dog is the best of the best. The dog meat should not be cut too big, otherwise the taste will not get in, and more chili peppers should be put in, and it is unpleasant to eat without chili peppers. The last is the heat, and it is delicious to choose a low heat and simmer slowly, and it should be stewed for at least two hours at a time. ”
In the Bronze Man Palace, the door of the palace has been locked, and Wang Xu and a group of people gathered around the table, looking at the big hot pot that was more than one meter long.
The inside of the hot pot is bubbling, and the thick soup and chili peppers are turned straight up, which makes people appetite up when they smell it.
On both sides of the table, there are two jars of half-meter-high, fifty-pound old soju.
As soon as the mud of the wine jar was opened, the aroma of the wine was overflowing, and the smell of the smell made me feel drunk.
The No. 2 bronze man stood on the edge of the hot pot, wolfberry, old ginseng, chopped Ganoderma lucidum, and chopped yam, and poured it into one go.
Stephen Zhou smelled the fragrance, wiped his saliva, and thought maliciously on the side, "I eat so much at night, how can this group of bald donkeys go hard, and the body can't stand it?" ”
"What do you think?" Seeing that Stephen Zhou was in a daze, Wang Xu opened his mouth and asked.
Stephen came back to his senses, of course, it was impossible to tell the truth, and said: "I'm thinking that this is Shaolin Temple, we drink wine and eat meat here, will the Buddha and his old man be blamed!" ”
Hearing this, the eighteen bronze men glanced at each other, clasped their hands together, and whispered: "If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell!" ”
Hell is not empty, and you will not become a Buddha, this is the grand wish of King Jizo Bodhisattva.
For a moment, the faces of the eighteen bronze men were sad, as if they were not eating meat, but crossing the dog to the Holy Land of Bliss.
Stephen Chow was also frightened, and stood motionless.
After a while, the eighteenth bronze man's face moved slightly, and he whispered: "Okay, no, I'm about to be unable to pretend!" ”
"That's pretty much it, the dog meat is already in the soup!" The seventeenth bronze man also said.
Wow!!!
In an instant, the eighteen bronze figures dispersed in a hurry, some people added firewood to the hot pot, some people took a spoon to taste the soup, where was there still the previous seriousness.
"Holy!"
Stephen Zhou shrank back, looked at Wang Xu, who was eating old ginseng as a radish, and asked weakly, "Are they so unreliable?" ”
Wang Xu squatted in front of the DVD player, looked at the DVD disc, and said without raising his head: "Every day the dog meat stews ginseng, it's suffocated!" ”
Speaking of this, Wang Xu stared at him and found that something was wrong with the disc in his hand.
The cover of the disc is the American film "Forrest Gump", and when I opened the cover and looked inside, there were two bunny girls wearing rabbit ears and black silk on the disc.
The No. 8 bronze man who came up found that Wang Xu took out this disc and hurriedly grabbed it and put it away.
Wang Xu shook his head slightly, changed a comedy film and put it into the DVD player, and asked without raising his head: "Uncle Shi, aren't you guarding the precepts?" ”
"Shou, but no one stipulates that you can't watch pornographic CDs, right?" Bronze Man No. 8 re-hid the disc and replied as a matter of course.
Stephen Zhou shrugged his shoulders, lust and lust, lust and lust, this group of big monks who drink wine and eat meat once again refreshed his cognition of the word shameless.
Compared with Stephen Zhou's fuss, Wang Xu didn't have much thought.
After all, a monk is not a eunuch, and some fantasies are normal.
A true monk can ignore such distracting thoughts and be ethereal.
Eighteen bronze people, such half-hung parallel goods, are not much stronger than normal people, and they have committed fewer precepts.
"Knock knock..."
The dog meat stewed here was fragrant, and there was a knock on the door outside.
The second bronze man moved like a rabbit, stuck in front of the temple gate and asked, "Who?" ”
"I, hurry up and open the door, the law junior brother is here!" The voice of the No. 1 bronze man sounded outside the door, and the housekeeper and the master of law had been invited over.
Hearing the voice of the No. 1 bronze man, the No. 2 bronze man hurriedly opened the door of the temple, and everyone raised their eyes to look out, and they saw a fat monk with a wide body and a fat body.
"Ami..."
The fat monk clasped his hands together, sniffed his nose as soon as he said two words, and couldn't say any more words, and asked, "In the pot, it's black dog meat, right?" ”
"Stop talking nonsense, come in quickly."
Like a thief, the second bronze man beckoned to the master of law, and when the two of them came in, he closed the door in a hurry.
As soon as the No. 1 bronze man and the law master came, everyone was all together, but the dog meat hot pot had only been stewed for an hour and a half, and the heat was not enough.
Picking up a piece of dog meat and tasting it, the Master of Law frowned slightly, and whispered, "The meat hasn't tasted yet!" ”
"What to do, waiting?" The No. 1 bronze man smelled the fragrance and asked reluctantly.
The law master shook his head slightly, ate a few bites of dog meat, slapped his big belly, and said with a smile: "Look at me!" ”
"Shaoyang Divine Skill!" The law master took a deep breath and slammed his hands at the boiler.
In an instant, the flames at the bottom of the furnace rose half a meter high, and the heat wave that sprayed their faces forced people to retreat again and again.
Visible to the naked eye, the dog meat in the pot began to churn, and bursts of fragrant fragrance came to the face.
"What kind of martial arts is this?"
Stephen Chow covered his face with his hand and looked at the flames rising in front of him, his eyes full of surprise.
The law master laughed, the fat on his laughing face trembled, and he said happily: "If you want to stir-fry the vegetables, you have to count Shaoyang, Shaolin Temple Gang Fang Zhen Furnace Divine Skill, Shaolin Shaoyang Gong!" ”