"Something is wrong, Lao Fang, your ears and eyes are so sensitive, and your body is so 'slim', why did you almost make a cucumber?" The scene in front of him was very weird, the atmosphere was very tense, Chen Che felt that it was necessary to make a joke first, and then find a way to deal with it.

Fang Bi was speechless, who wants to be a cucumber who was photographed, I really want to complain to Hongxian about this boss, I don't care about my subordinates too much, my little life is almost confessed here, and I still talk about the wind and cold.

"Don't, don't you, don't you want to be coquettish, stop early, I don't want to vomit yesterday's food. Chen Che continued to babble meanly while thinking about whether he should enter the city or not.

"Who is coquettish, this is the privilege of the little gentleman, okay, I can't learn it from the old man!" Fang Bi grabbed the frightened Beima, and then continued, "I saw the small raindrops carved on the cave wall just now, and I was distracted for a while, so I almost became yellow... Phew!"

"Little Raindrops? You mean, Little Rain has already gone in?"

"This little girl, don't wait for us, Bai let the two of us wait for so long, Xiaoyu can go in, it must be fine inside. ”

Chen Che glanced at Fang Bi and said helplessly: "Old Fang, this city gate is rotten, and the frightened horses can collapse in fright, not to mention that it is pushed by people?

When Fang Bi heard this, he clapped his hands and shouted: "Alas, yes, what's the matter with Xiaoyu, why do you carve small droplets of water on the cave wall?

"Don't worry, let's go check it out again!"

The two of them looked around vigilantly, and entered the door hole again, following the afterglow of the setting sun, on the mottled wall of the city gate hole, a shallow small raindrop was notched, the edge had long been weathered, showing special vicissitudes and antiquity.

"Ahh

"Ahh

Chen Che Fangbi's mouth was wider than the other, Long Xiaoyu and them were only separated for half an hour, this mark is probably a thousand years old, this is too scary, the two of them trembled, several checks, confirmed that this is Long Xiaoyu's usual carving technique, and before that, Long Xiaoyu should be out of the Jade Gate Pass from the future.

"Ahh

"Ahh

The two shouted again, because they had discovered something even more terrible, and through the hole in the city gate, the large jade gate gate had become a big pit, and the darkness was bottomless, leaving the tall and broken city walls, and the lonely surrounding the big black pit.

"Xiaoyu!ah! You are so young, why are you..."Fang Bi knelt on his knees, crying loudly, the scene in front of him was too terrifying, the entire Guancheng seemed to have been smashed into the ground by something at once, even if Long Xiaoyu was protected by a wishful golden hoop stick, I am afraid that he would not be spared.

Chen Che was thinking deeply about this strange scene, when he suddenly heard Fang Bi's ghost howl, he was so frightened that he slapped Fang Bi on the back of the head with his backhand, and shouted: "Hey! I'm scared to death, what's the howl! Do you want me to analyze it for you again?"

"Oh, yes, yes, Xiaoyu didn't go in, sorry, gaffe... Gaffe. Fang Bi wiped away his old tears, burst into laughter, got up, and asked innocently, "Sir, then should we go down and have a look?"

Chen Che didn't answer, his right foot moved, and a broken brick shattered into several pieces, among which two large pieces rolled down the deep pit, and the two waited with bated breath for a long time before they heard a subtle "bang" sound.

"Oh my God!

Chen Che sought pleasure in danger, and did not forget to joke with Fang Bi: "You please!"

Fang Bi poked his head and glanced at the deep pit, well, it's not right, it's the abyss, the darkness below is bottomless, his neck shrank in shock, and he turned around and asked, "What's the matter?"

"Didn't you say you wanted to go down and have a look, so you can't go!" Chen Che grinned and motioned for Fang Bi to go down by himself.

Fang Bi didn't realize that Chen Che was teasing him, and as soon as he heard that he was asked to go down, he immediately protested loudly: "I won't go!

Chen Che was horrified in his heart, under the dangerous wall, don't raise your voice, this thing is really undertidyed, in order to stop Fang Bi from screaming, Chen Che yelled: "Don't scream, do you want to die!"

Chen Che's voice was louder, and as soon as the words came out of his mouth, he found out that something was wrong, and at the same time covered his mouth with both hands, but the voice still flew out.

"Click~~" On the top of the doorway, a crack appeared, and then like a black lightning, it burst out from the inside out, and then under the eyes of the two, close to the top of the outside of the city gate, a pile of masonry fell "lala", blocking the retreat of the two.

"Oh oh! it's okay, it's just a pile of masonry, don't be nervous. ”

"Little sir, what can I do now?" Fang Bi's face was pale, and he didn't dare to make more of an air, looking at Chen Che anxiously, this rotten city is too scary, it will collapse at every turn, and if you are not careful, you will be buried under the ruins.

Chen Che waved his hand lightly and motioned for Fang Bi to relax: "Don't move, move slowly, otherwise, we will really become cucumbers." ”

"I don't move, don't move, sir, what should I do next?, do you want to pick up the gravel?" Fang Bi had already broken out in a cold sweat, but he let the cold sweat slip down, and he didn't dare to wipe it, which showed how serious the situation was at this time.

Chen Che shook his head slowly, signaling Fang Bi to stop moving, he knew that at this time, cleaning up the bricks blocking the road, the movement was slightly bigger, which would inevitably cause a greater collapse, I am afraid that this move would not work, and there were so many gravels, each piece was carefully removed, it would definitely take a long, long time, and when all the gravel was removed, the two of them would probably starve to death.

What should I do? Chen Che couldn't help but inhale and exhale so that his brain would not be short of oxygen, so that he could exert his better thinking ability.

"Yes, let's move a little outward, and then stick to the walls on both sides, wait for me to nod my head fiercely, and at the same time output ten percent of the wisdom to push the dangerous city towards the abyss, as long as the city tower that can be pushed is a little crooked, you can use the space in the door hole, look up and watch the city tower fall to the abyss, in this way, we can escape this catastrophe!"

"Good idea!" Fang Bi listened very seriously, and immediately understood Chen Che's clever plan, and the excited "pop" applauded a few times one after another.

"Whoa!"

"Boom!"

"Twitter!!"

"Oh mom!!"

"Crackle!!"

The rocks and bricks behind them fell sharply, and the two turned their heads backwards and ran, jumping into the abyss in unison.

"Twenty years later, Lao Tzu is a good man again!"

"Fang Da Fart!Your uncle!!"

"Sir, I was wrong, is it okay to make you a cow and a horse in the next life?"

"Look at your bear-like appearance, with my years of experience watching TV, there must be a river, a thatched hut or a high-ranking person to rescue you below, and at the worst there is a bent-necked tree, so that we can buffer it!"

This abyss is so fucking deep, so deep that you can talk for so long and the sky has not ended, the two poor people don't want to be nervous, their bodies are bowed like a bean sprout, the feeling of knowing that there will be an impact, but the impact has never appeared, is too fucking sour.

"I'm grass! I haven't finished yet, I can't give a good one!"

"Forget it, God, please feel free—" Before Chen Che's words fell, a loud "bang" sounded.

Landing, landing, just when the two were unprepared, the journey of the abyss fall finally came to an end.

The water splashed, the momentum hit, before Chen Che fainted, he actually smiled, he was secretly happy: he was fortunate to do a good job of diving with his hands on his head, but Fang Bi, this fool, was facing his back directly, haha, such a big impact, he didn't know what his back was swollen in......to?

With a sound of "zi", the two of them were only dizzy for a second, and they woke up immediately, because it was so hot that the legendary river, thatched houses, tall people and crooked neck trees did not appear, and the sad two fell into the oil tripod.

Fortunately, the oil in the big ding is very full, and it has not yet been burned, and the two of them have a lot of momentum, the big ding is broken, and the boiling oil is smashed and half of it is dripped, otherwise, the two of them will not fall to death, and they will be fried by the boiling oil.

"Wow! Oil thief! Come on!" the two fire-burning boys were not lightly frightened, but even more so burned, and while wiping the hot oil on their bodies, they screamed and called for someone to go.

"Cut, what kind of eyes, have you ever seen such a handsome oil thief?" Chen Che was very dissatisfied with the new title of "oil thief", but he complained and complained, but his hands were not idle, he quickly dragged up the half-dead Fang Bi, found a direction casually, and ran over.

"Fang Bi Fang Bi, wake up, I usually let you eat less, but I just don't listen, it's so heavy, how can I drag it!" Chen Che slapped Fang Bi while running away frantically.

After escaping for a long time, Chen Che and Fang Bi escaped as captives, because the night watchmen of the Dry Saint Clan two miles away arrived, and Chen Che, who fled frantically, dragged Fang after all... Alas, he escaped the "good result" of ten minutes and eight feet away in the men's doubles!

Forget it, don't resist, let these little soldiers dressed in ancient clothes catch them back, then you have to give them something to eat, and then find a way to eat when you're full, it's better than freezing to death in the wilderness.

"Do you hunt at night? Huh, how are they two big living people!"

It was a maid with a lamp who spoke, and behind her was a girl in an orange dress, who walked out of the cool light curtain, and walked forward, smiling lightly, wearing a garland on her head, like an angel of pure beauty.

Followed by two maids and six female guards, the girl looked away, lightly opened her pink lips, and whispered: "Mo Duo, return to the palace quickly!"

The girl didn't want to do much, but Chen Che jumped high, excited like a poor man who had found a treasure, and shouted: "Ah, Sixth Sister, why are you here, Sixth Sister! Great! Great!"

"Six, what six, I don't know who this is, this is our saint-"

The girl, who wanted to walk by mistake, immediately waved her hand to stop it, and said in a warm and soft voice: "Even if you are a prisoner, you must treat each other politely!" After the girl finished speaking, she turned around and left.

Of course, Chen Che didn't do it, he suddenly broke free from the control of the night watchmen, rushed forward, and reached out to pull the girl, the girl didn't look back, but turned around on time, her skirt flicked, spread out like a flower, and gently dodged Chen Che's attack.