Chapter 947: A farce
When Liu Xuan arrived at the car, his driver was standing cowering on the side of the car, covering half of his face.
And Li Ruolan's driver stood by the car like an iron tower, and Li Ruolan and Shanshan were sitting in the back seat of the car.
"Li Ruolan! You crazy! What do you want! Liu Xuan rushed over angrily, and when he got to the side of the car, he found that Shanshan's pants had been partially torn, revealing her fishtail.
Li Ruolan stared blankly at Shanshan's lower body, and Shanshan curled up in a ball, her face pale, and her face was full of anger.
"Damn!" Liu Xuan hugged his head in annoyance, but was still discovered by this slut.
However, he still had a trace of luck, and he was about to rush forward and pull Li Ruolan off the car in a feigned anger.
"Li Ruolan, are you still not human? Sansa has a very strange skin disease, and you ......."
He was only halfway through his speech, and Li Ruolan interrupted him with a smile: "Mermaid!" ”
Liu Xuan froze.
Li Ruolan turned back with a bright smile on her face: "It turns out that your cooperation with He Xie is a mermaid!" ”
"No, Ruolan, listen to my explanation......" Liu Xuan's mind was spinning, thinking of excuses, trying to fool him through, "There are no mermaids here, and there are no mermaids in this world!" My collaboration with Mr. Ho is a ...... in space technology."
"You lied to me?" Li Ruolan interrupted Liu Xuan's words in disbelief, "Liu Xuan, you can!" Hehe, I'm not mistaken, your lowly bloodline is full of lies and ugliness! ”
Liu Xuan's face immediately became gloomy.
He suddenly laughed and said, "Okay, I admit that I lied to you, in fact, Shanshan is my girlfriend and I plan to marry her." ”
Li Ruolan's expression froze, and she sneered as if she was disdainful: "You think I will believe you?" ”
On the other side, Shanshan was stunned.
Liu Xuan smiled, and suddenly dragged Li Ruolan out of the car, and then hugged Shanshan and had a French wet kiss.
After kissing, Liu Xuan reached out and plucked a vegetable leaf from his tongue, and frowned at Shanshan: "What did you eat in the afternoon?" ”
"Leek, leek bun......" Shanshan gasped rapidly, some of her soul was not possessed.
Liu Xuan retched, turned his head and raised his neck to Li Ruolan in a demonstrative manner: "Li Ruolan, do you believe it or not?" Do you think I'm really going to take a fancy to you? I was just playing with you. ”
Li Ruolan's eyes were full of anger.
Liu Xuan smiled proudly: "In the future, you and I will be people from two worlds!" ”
With that, he shouted to the driver: "Come and drive!" Rubbish! ”
Suddenly, Li Ruolan rushed to her driver, pulled out a gun from his waist, directly pulled the safety bolt, and aimed the muzzle at Liu Xuan.
Liu Xuan was so frightened that he raised his hand and blocked in front of Shanshan: "Ruolan, you are crazy!" ”
"You're crazy!" Li Ruolan shouted angrily, "I have money and figure, and the people chasing me are lined up from here to France, I just wanted to cooperate with you Regardless of the surname, you treat me as air and actually go to soak a fish?" ”
Liu Xuan broke out in a cold sweat: "Ruolan...... You, you put down the gun first! ”
Li Ruolan directly put the gun on his head and sneered: "I want to give you a chance, you don't want it, do you really think that you can soar to the sky if you climb the surname He?" Hehe, that guy surnamed He doesn't know which crack in the stone jumped out of, he, like you, has lowly genes! Even if you put on the prince's clothes, you will still be a stinky foodmaker! ”
"Okay, you are noble, I am lowly." Liu Xuan smiled, "Put the gun down Ruolan, don't be impulsive." ”
Li Ruolan suddenly shifted the muzzle of the gun and aimed it at Shanshan behind Liu Xuan.
Sansa froze.
Li Ruolan suddenly laughed nervously: "Look at her, even if she has a human face, she still can't hide the fact that she is a fish, Liu Xuan, she is really similar to you, a stinky one with a rotten fish, like a match!" ”
"Hey!" Liu Xuan shouted angrily, "I've put up with you for a long time, you crazy woman!" If you have anything, you will come to me, let Shanshan go first! ”
Li Ruolan's smile suddenly narrowed, and her eyes showed hatred and resentment: "You are still protecting her?" Liu Xuan, you disappointed me so much! I'm going to shoot her right now and go home to make fish head soup! ”
With that, she pulled the trigger directly.
Bang!
Gunshots.
Liu Xuan's heart sank suddenly, and he looked at Li Ruolan in disbelief.
This madman actually shot!
Unexpectedly, when he met Li Ruolan's gaze, he found that Li Ruolan also looked behind him with a ghostly expression.
Liu Xuan turned his head suddenly, only to find that there was no one behind him.
"What's the situation!"
He almost jumped in fright.
When he turned around again, he found He Xie carrying Shanshan, who was trembling with fright, standing behind Li Ruolan with a smile.
"Mr. He?" Liu Xuan was stunned for a moment, then breathed a sigh of relief, looking frightened, "I'm scared to death, I'm almost scared to pee!" ”
Li Ruolan turned around abruptly and pointed a gun at He Xie, but He Xie didn't even blink an eyelid.
On the contrary, Liu Xuan was startled: "Hey! Have you had enough! ”
"Play?" Li Ruolan suddenly laughed, she looked He Xie up and down, and the corners of her mouth hung with disdain, "You are He Evil?" ”
Syllable!
He Xie slapped him directly, and Li Ruolan suddenly flew out with a scream, and then fell into the dust with a "poof".
"What's that?" He Xie said disdainfully, he frowned and looked at the stunned Liu Xuan, "This is what you told me to do?" ”
"Made, do you dare to beat Mr. Lan?" Li Ruolan's driver only reacted at this time, and rushed towards He Xie with an angry shout.
He Xie turned his head and glared, and the driver suddenly froze in place, and suddenly screamed miserably, bleeding from his seven orifices, and fell down with his head up.
This scene suddenly silenced the people present again.
As if nothing had happened, He Xie turned his head and continued to look at Liu Xuan, and said lightly: "Mr. Liu, I can't do this little thing, I am a little suspicious of my way of looking at people." ”
Liu Xuan was shocked, a trace of shame flashed in his eyes, and he scratched his scalp vigorously and said, "Mr. He, I don't explain this matter, it's indeed my ......"
Before the words fell, Li Ruolan's frantic screams came from behind him.
As soon as he turned around, he saw Li Ruolan, who was wearing a cloak, half of her face was swollen like a pig's head at the moment, her expression was distorted and hideous at the moment, and she was holding a gun and aiming it at this side and shouting frantically: "You dare to hit me!" You slut! How dare you hit me! ”
He Xie just slapped out at least five or six of her teeth, and Li Ruolan was leaking when she spoke at the moment.
"Li Ruolan!" Liu Xuan yelled angrily.
"Shut up!" Li Ruolan screamed with hatred, "The surname is He, you kneel down for me!" Or I'll shoot you!" ”
"Li Ruolan, if you go crazy again, I'll call the police immediately!" Liu Xuan was simply angry, this crazy woman had a big deal, and he was now questioned by He Xie.
"You get down on your knees too! You stinky begging for food! "Li Ruolan is really going crazy at the moment, when has she been beaten since she was a child?
He Xie sighed, this kind of stupid and extreme woman, even he had seen it for the first time.
He shook his head, he didn't have time to continue this farce here, and with a gesture of his hand, the gun in Li Ruolan's hand suddenly flew into his hand.
After holding the gun, he immediately pulled the trigger on Li Ruolan.
Bang bang......
He Xie directly ran out all the bullets in the magazine.
On the other side, Li Ruolan is full of green silk, and there is not a single hair left at the moment!
He Xie smiled at Shanshan: "Do you pluck your feathers like this when you are a chicken?" ”
Shanshan stared at He Xie blankly for a while before shaking her head vigorously: "I, I usually use boiling water. ”
Liu Xuan: "......"
"Ahhh......h