Chapter 48: The Manifestation of the Taigong
At this moment, the dragon mansion can really be described as a sound in the ears, the fragrance of vegetables, the smoke is swirling, the wine is fragrant, and it is like a fantasy.
All the old and young people of the Long family, a total of dozens of people, were standing respectfully in front of the large gold-inlaid incense burner, each with a solemn expression.
At the front of the crowd was a Taishi chair made of yellow pear, and an old lady with extraordinary instruments, white silk, wearing a cyan silk gown, and stepping on cyan velvet Ruan Luo shoes was sitting on it, holding a rosary bead with a solemn expression.
This person is Long Wenyu's mother, Mrs. Feng.
She took everyone from the Long family and respectfully bowed to the incense burner three times, and at this time, the ceremony of "inviting the princess" was completely over.
Who would have thought that the old lady, who was originally good, suddenly tilted her body and collapsed......
The old lady didn't care, she frightened Long Wenyu, who had been supporting her aside. A security guard quickly dialed 120, and the Long family was in a mess.
Long Wenyu is a well-known filial son, and his feelings for his mother are beyond ordinary people.
Because the old lady likes the Mediterranean style, in order to please his mother, he spent a lot of money and directly bought a Greek island and named it after his mother, which was once a good story of respecting the elderly in the island city.
But now that his mother, who seems to be good, fainted for no reason, how could he not be in a hurry?
Studying abroad has exercised Long Wenyu's emergency response ability. The first thing he thought about was that it was summer, the weather was hot and humid, and his mother was most likely suffering from heat stroke.
So, he had ice cubes and a cool towel brought him, wiped his mother's forehead, and tried to choke his midriff.
It worked. About two or three minutes later, Old Lady Feng, who was lying in Long Wenyu's arms, suddenly opened her eyes.
"Mom, are you awake?"
"The old lady is awake! The old lady is awake! ”
"Grandma...... What happened to you? Woohoo......"
The Long family was jubilant. But this jubilation did not last long, and Old Lady Feng's next move simply frightened everyone present.
I saw that her eyes widened angrily, and she first pushed away her son Long Wenyu, who was holding her, with great force, and pushed Long Wenyu, who was originally squatting on the ground, out, and after stumbling a few steps, she fell to the ground.
Then, she kicked her legs in the air, tightened her waist, and actually used a standard "carp stiffening" style, "jumped" with a whoosh, and stood firmly on the ground!
"Wait!" I interrupted Long Wenyu's narration: "Mr. Long, are you sure that the old lady 'jumped' up?" ”
"Master Su, if you hadn't seen it with your own eyes, I guess I wouldn't have believed it if I was killed......"
Long Wenyu stopped talking, his face full of confusion: "Mother, she ...... She really 'jumped' up! Can...... But she's almost eighty years old this year......"
If this is the end of the matter, it must not be called "weird".
Although Mrs. Feng, who is nearly eighty years old, seems to be very amazing, as long as she maintains physical exercise and pays attention to her health, the elderly can naturally maintain their physical flexibility.
Just like those uncles and aunts who often play Tai Chi in the square in the morning and evening, needless to say, what "carp fighting", even the "Splitting Huashan" and "White Crane Bright Wings" with a higher difficulty index are probably not a problem.
However, Mrs. Feng's "performance" has only just begun......
Old Madam Feng, who was standing firmly on the ground, first glanced at the surrounding crowd with cold eyes. Her eyes narrowed into a slit, like a sharp blade, sweeping over every face of everyone.
In Long Wenyu's impression, his mother had never shown this kind of expression, it was a complex expression of hatred and pleasure.
Then, the old lady raised her hand sharply, opened her bow left and right, and slapped herself in two big mouths fiercely. This force was so great that blood flowed out of the corners of his mouth in an instant, which was shocking to see.
She chuckled dryly, and the sound was so sharp that it looked like her vocal cords had been twisted together, like sharp nails sliding back and forth against a piece of glass, piercing the eardrums.
"Hehe, Feng Xiuying, Feng Xiuying, you old slut will have today? Retribution, retribution! ”
Before the words fell, the old lady slapped her left and right cheeks twice, and only heard the sound of "lying down" twice, and the blood gushing out of the corners of her mouth was even worse.
Looking at the old lady's actions, the people of the Long family who surrounded them instantly exploded, and all of them were whispering timidly, not knowing what was going on.
The three words Feng Xiuying are the names of Mrs. Feng, which tendon is this old lady wrong? not only slapped himself in the mouth, but also scolded himself as an old slut, which is really puzzling.
"Old sister-in-law, old sister-in-law, you ...... What's wrong with you? ”
In the crowd, an old man with white hair and a snow-white goatee walked tremblingly on crutches. This person is Long Wenyu's second uncle, Long Xiaoming, the younger uncle of Old Lady Feng.
The father of the eldest lady Long Wenxuan mentioned above is this one.
Although this Long Xiaoming is nearly ten years younger than his eldest brother Long Tianming, he is already over seventy this year.
"Xuan Ting, you little brute!"
Old Madam Feng turned her head and snorted coldly.
"Now that you're old, you're living like a human being! But do you still remember that in the winter of that year, you were punished to kneel in the ancestral hall with flowers and willows, if it weren't for the old man who took pity on you and helped you excuse your kind words, you little beast could live to this day?! ”
One sentence came out, and everyone was stunned. Long Xiaoming, who was already gray-haired, was even more like he had been electrified, and he trembled violently in an instant.
He was so angry that he stammered, "Are you...... Who are you? You...... How do you know my milk name? How...... How do you know about this? ”
"Hehe...... Mrs. Feng sneered: "Who am I?" You! When you see Taigongyan, dare not kneel? ”
"You...... You're so dubbed?! Taigong apparitions...... Taigong has appeared......" Long Xiaoming exclaimed, leaned back, and fell down in an instant, unconscious in a blink of an eye.
This is good, the Long family, including Long Wenyu, went up and down, and the old and young completely fried the pot.
Mrs. Feng has just woken up, and the second uncle has fallen down again, it doesn't matter, the ancestors have invited the "Taigong" for hundreds of years, but I didn't expect this "Taigong" to really be invited out today!
This kind of thing, which only exists in folklore, no matter who it is spread on, everyone has to be afraid!
All of a sudden, the child cried, the woman screamed, walked and ran, and the Long family compound was about to be turned upside down.
Fortunately, the ambulance arrived in time, and the "Taigong", who was held down by several medical staff, no! It was Mrs. Feng who was also quickly carried into an ambulance and sent to the hospital for treatment after being injected with a tranquilizer.