Chapter 169: Pretending to be forced to be struck by lightning

"......" Xiao Tianyu's face was black, this old guy was in the eighth layer of his brain, so Xiao Tianyu got out of the car and came to Ling Xiaonan, and snorted coldly: "Three seconds!"

This was Xiao Tianyu's ultimatum, Ling Xiaonan sneered: "Don't say three seconds, I won't get out of the way in thirty seconds, unless you follow me!"

This kind of good seedling should be a soldier, shouldn't it?

"Xiaoqiang, give him the hammer!"

Hearing this, he held a sledgehammer in both hands, and with a bang, he put it at Xiao Tianyu's feet.

Xiao Tianyu said lightly: "So, I have no choice!"

"Either send me flying or follow me, choose one of the two!"

"......" Xiao Tianyu said speechlessly, this is a proper rhythm of looking for death, today is April Fool's Day?

Finish~Finish~

At this moment, I saw the ambulance at the door of the restaurant, pulling the alarm past here, Xiao Tianyu stood in front of the ambulance and waved his hand, the ambulance stopped, and the driver looked unhappy: "Get out of the way, we are rescuing the patient!"

"What kind of patient to rescue, the real patient is here!"

"What a disease!"

"Neurotic!" Xiao Tianyu said seriously, in his opinion, Ling Xiaonan was a neurotic.

"Neuropathy, it's not under the control of our hospital, you just call the neurological hospital, 8424......" The driver snorted coldly: "Hurry up and get out of the way!"

"Seriously injured people, don't care?" Xiao Tianyu said unprecedentedly, and the driver was slightly stunned: "Of course I do, but if you have any seriously injured people here, they are all normal people!"

"It'll be there in a while!" Xiao Tianyu said lightly, making the driver stunned and nervous.

Xiao Tianyu ignored it, only to see him walking towards Ling Xiaonan, Ling Xiaonan looked contemptuous, this guy doesn't even use a sledgehammer, he just wants to send me flying?

"Does this guy want to break the man's iron shirt with his bare hands? Who does he think he is, and thinks that his fist is harder than a sledgehammer!" Many people around him showed a look of disdain.

Xiao Tianyu ignored it, came to Ling Xiaonan's side, didn't say a word, and directly punched out.

The power of this punch is more than a thousand pounds?

Suddenly, I saw Xiao Tianyu roaring in the wind around him, his fist was as heavy as a mountain, and before the fist arrived, Ling Xiaonan's entire face changed, giving him the feeling that this punch was terrifying.

"That, I'm ......" Ling Xiaonan wanted to beg for mercy, however, Xiao Tianyu punched out, out of control, boom~ With a loud bang, Ling Xiaonan's whole body flew out of the sky like a kite with a broken string, and smashed down two feet away, just where there was a roadside garbage can, the garbage can shook twice, and then the lid fell.

Xiao Tianyu clapped his hands, and his face was speechless: "Well, this punch, there's nothing wrong with it!"

"......" The people around him were stunned and stunned, wow, what is the situation? Doesn't that old guy know how to wear an iron cloth shirt? He was just punched and knocked away? Could it be that he forgot his luck just now, it must be like this.

The driver in the ambulance also looked confused, and by now, he knew what Xiao Tianyu said just now, and he would have it in a while.

"Hurry up~ Lift a stretcher to save people......" The medical staff on the entire ambulance got out of the car one after another, and two people carried the stretcher, prepared medical supplies, and hurriedly ran towards the trash can, for fear that if he was one step slower, Ling Xiaonan would die.

"This is internal strength, the master of masters, a master that can only be seen in martial arts novels!" Xiao Qiang's face was full of admiration, Xiao Tianyu didn't pay attention, Xiao Qiang hugged Xiao Tianyu's thigh: "That boss, do you still accept apprentices? You see that my bones are amazing, the heavenly court is full, and I am a martial arts wizard who has not been encountered in 10,000 years!"

"......" Xiao Tianyu expressed a look of bewilderment, so he said coldly: "Let go!"

"No, unless you accept me as an apprentice!" Xiaoqiang swore with a smile on his face, if you don't accept me as an apprentice, how can I let go.

Xiao Tianyu looked at his fist and said to himself: "This year, ...... to be a superman"

Da Da Da ~ Before Xiao Tianyu finished speaking, Xiao Qiang dodged and ran away, the posture wished he had two more legs, Xiao Tianyu was stunned: "Run so fast!"

Just kidding, if you slow down, you will be sent to the sky by Xiao Tianyu to be a superman with a punch.

Then, Xiao Tianyu stepped into the sports car and said to Gu Lingyue in the back seat: "Where is home!"

Xiao Tianyu's words were like orders, and Gu Lingyue subconsciously spoke: "Central Mansion!"

Airplanes~

Hearing this, Xiao Tianyu stepped on the accelerator suddenly, and the whole car shuttled on the road, like an arrow from the string, the speed was very fast, and it disappeared on the road in an instant.

"Ah......" Gu Lingyue in the car let out a piercing scream: "Who is that, you... You park me and you... You ......"

Airplanes~

Without waiting for Gu Lingyue to finish speaking, Xiao Tianyu suddenly stepped on the accelerator again, and the speed of the car accelerated, only to see the big trees on both sides of the road being left behind the car, and disappeared in only two seconds.

"Mix... Bastard... You park me!" Gu Lingyue was completely dumbfounded, and glanced at the computer with his remaining eyes, it was already 320, what speed is this, the speed of flying the plane.

Fortunately, Gu Lingyue's car is a brand-name coupe, otherwise I am afraid that it will fall apart in minutes.

How could anyone drive and drive so fast, Gu Lingyue felt that one foot had stepped into the ghost gate, and couldn't help but shout: "Do you have a driver's license?"

"Nope!"

"......" Gu Lingyue was speechless, oh my God, I didn't even have a driver's license, so I dared to drive so fast, this... You don't want to die, my mother still wants to live.

Looking back, Ling Yue really felt that the car was about to be driven into the ghost gate, but after thinking about it for a while, he comforted himself: "No driver's license doesn't mean that you haven't driven a car before!"

"It's the first time to drive!" Xiao Tianyu said seriously, what he said was not wrong at all, it was indeed his first time driving, and Gu Lingyue's face was pale: "You... You...... You park me!"

"How to stop!"

......Hearing this, Gu Lingyue was silent, her eyes were closed, and she was waiting to be sentenced to death by God, you must know that Xiao Tianyu does not have a driver's license, and he has not driven a car, so he will not get into the car if she is killed.

Today, she kind of knows, this guy is a madman.

At the intersection ahead, several police cars stopped on the side of the road, only to see several traffic police officers checking the road killers, but a swaying god, a red coupe buzzed ~ passed in front of their eyes, how fast the speed was, how many pieces, several traffic police were dumbfounded.

After being stunned for a while, the traffic police led by him spoke: "What did you see just now?"

"Rocket!" Several traffic policemen said in unison, and the traffic police led by the traffic police nodded quite satisfied: "Well, I think so too!"

"What kind of rocket, it's clearly a limited-edition sports car, comrade police, you check me, why don't you check him?" A driver who was found by the traffic police had a look of disbelief, why did I deduct my driver's license when I was speeding by 10 percent, why didn't you detain him? Is this still reasonable?