Chapter 285: Ahem, I just wanted to give you a health lesson
Although Mo Ranhuan didn't understand what happened before, which made the peacock react so violently, but personally, she refused both in her heart and in action:
"Childe, it's not suitable for a hot spring in broad daylight. Besides, the girl has always been just a person in the hot springs, and she will be scared if there are too many people. ”
"What's there to be afraid of? You see, your peacock sister is not afraid. Qin Hao opened his eyes and said nonsense.
"Yes, I'm not afraid, I really like hot springs." The peacock said tremblingly as he stroked the goosebumps on his arm due to panic, "However, my stomach hurts a little, so I'll go back and lie down for a while." ”
As he spoke, he got up, but was pulled by Qin Hao: "Woman, you don't understand, let the old Chinese medicine doctor explain it to you." The stomach ache is most likely due to the cold of the palace, and soaking in the hot springs can help cure this disease. ”
Mo Ranhuan saw the peacock's panic, and instinctively felt nervous: "Childe, my feet hurt, this hot spring shouldn't be curable." ”
"You two don't pretend." Qin Hao also grabbed her, "I really don't have any other purpose, I just want to take a simple soak to relieve our muscle fatigue." ”
"Is it that simple?" The peacock looked suspicious.
"Or what do you think?" Qin Hao said with a serious face, "The two of you have been sitting in the judges' seat for so long, you must also have a sore back, it's finally over, let's recuperate together, how good." ”
"In that case, you must promise me a condition." Peacock said.
"Yes, if there are any conditions, just say it." Qin Hao said.
"I'm not against bathing in hot springs, it's just that we have to keep a relatively safe distance." Peacock said.
"No problem at all, let's do it later, I'm on this side of the hot pool, you're on the other side of the hot spring." Qin Hao agreed, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
It's all about graduality, isn't it?
It's like playing cards, you can't just come up and blow up the king, right?
You have to test it with a small card, and then find an opportunity to catch it again.
Qin Hao had already planned, as long as both of them agreed to enter the hot spring pool, they would naturally follow their own rhythm and accept it happily.
"Are you sure? Shouldn't you have some conspiracy? Peacock asked again.
After all, Qin Hao has too many routines, and she has been on it too many times.
And she faintly felt that there was something wrong with Qin Hao's eyes, and it would definitely not be as simple as taking a bath.
"What conspiracy can I have?" Qin Hao said, "Greedy Huan, you say, do you think I am reliable?" ”
"From a work point of view, Childe is very reliable and can easily solve all the troubles. But in ordinary life, Sister Peacock seems to know more. Mo Wanhuan squinted his eyes and said, "I listened to Sister Peacock." ”
"Then you have to soak in the hot springs today, and take a good look at my life up close." Qin Hao said with a smile.
"Childe, I understand the truth, but I just can't get over the hurdle in my heart, I'm too shy." Mo Wanhuan said, "Why don't you two club, Sister Peacock, I'll serve you two by the side." ”
"You go clubbing by yourself, and we will serve you together." The peacock also said.
Seeing that the situation was about to deteriorate, Qin Hao had an idea and thought of a solution.
So his face sank, and he said a little angrily: "I'm very disappointed in the two of you, you two really don't understand my good intentions, without you, my formation can't work." ”
"What formation?" The two girls asked in unison
Qin Hao cleared his throat and said solemnly:
"Then let me, the old Chinese medicine doctor, give you a good health lesson.
Ahem...... The famous medical classic "The Health Secrets of the Little Divine Doctor of Wonderful Rejuvenation and Rejuvenation" mentions that if three people are in the same hot spring pool, standing in the three positions of heaven, earth and man, they can form a peculiar formation called the Sancai Hot Spring Array.
This formation is extremely mysterious, once formed, it can invisibly attract the energy between heaven and earth, so that the women in the formation can become as tender as spring water. ”
When Qin Hao said this, he paused deliberately, looked at the excited eyes of the second daughter, and continued: "This three-talent hot spring array can not only make people's skin become like spring water, the key is ......"
"What is it?" The two girls asked in unison.
Qin Hao pretended to be mysterious: "The key is that it also has the effect of losing weight." So, you ......"
"Bubble!" The two girls said in unison.
In this world. There is a very strange thing, but any woman, no matter how fat or thin, will feel that she is very fat, and she especially hopes that she can be a little thinner.
Qin Hao restrained his excitement, immediately took out his mobile phone and glanced at the time, and then made a very surprised look: "Oops, what a coincidence." ”
"What's wrong?" The two girls asked in unison.
"I just forgot to say that the most important thing about these three hot spring formations is the time to set up the formation." Qin Hao said.
"What's wrong? Isn't the time right? The two girls asked in unison.
"It's not wrong, it's not too soon, it's not too late, it's just right." Qin Hao's tone was urgent, "Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, if it's five minutes late, it won't work." ”
"Okay, let's get over here."
I have to say that Qin Hao's ability to bring rhythm is first-class, and he successfully transmitted this nervous emotion to the two of them.
The second daughter immediately got up and walked hand in hand next to the hot spring pool.
"The fun time is about to begin." Qin Hao smiled slightly, looked at the perfect back of the second daughter, picked up the mobile phone and followed.
When he came to the hot spring pool room, he took the lead in walking to the wardrobe and said, "According to the famous medical classic "The Health Secret of the Little Divine Doctor of Wonderful Rejuvenation", the two of you must wear one black and the other white in order to achieve the best effect. ”
"Do you still have a costume requirement?" The two girls frowned and asked in unison.
"This formation is extremely special, so there are a lot of requirements. If you don't do what I say and don't end up getting the results you want, then don't blame me. Qin Hao made a helpless expression.
Then he glanced at his mobile phone and immediately looked frightened: "Oh, hurry up, but it's too late, there are still thirty seconds left before the time to change clothes." ”
So, he immediately took out two bikinis from the closet, and threw the black one to the peacock and the white one to Mo Greedy.
"Thirty, twenty-nine, twenty-eight......" Before the two could speak, he began the countdown.
Then, he also covered his eyes with his hands very schemingly, making the second daughter mistakenly think that he was safe.
"Twenty-five, twenty-four, twenty-three......" Qin Hao's speed of speech became faster and faster, and his tone became more and more urgent.
The second daughter couldn't help but panic, she couldn't care so much, and immediately started to change her clothes.
"Ten, nine, eight......" Qin Hao had a smile on the corner of his mouth.
seems to be counting down for the second daughter, but in fact, he is counting down to his upcoming good times.