Chapter 291: Alien Gourmet
"What are you laughing at?" Seeing that Wang Xu was stealing fun, Chade was a little inexplicable.
Of course, Wang Xu wouldn't tell the truth, waved his hand and said: "My neighbor has a child, I'm very happy!" ”
"Would you be so happy if your neighbor had a baby?" Chade was a little unbelieving, and even more unbelievable.
Wang Xu nodded affirmatively, hid his smile, and replied, "The neighbor's children are very similar to me." ”
Child: "..."
This conversation was a bit unhappy, at least Wang Xu thought so, because when he was sent out, Chade's face was ugly.
But who cares, he doesn't owe money to the black super special police, so he doesn't need to look at the faces of these people.
"You're out, what are they looking for you?" Seeing Wang Xu come out, Will took the initiative to come up.
For Will, there are all strangers here, only Wang Xu is the one he met yesterday, and he can barely be regarded as half an acquaintance.
In this unaccompanied, seeing acquaintances gives him a sense of intimacy, because people are afraid of the unknown and feel safe about what they are familiar with.
"It's nothing, I asked about yesterday's situation, and I came out after I finished speaking." Wang Xu walked up to Will, looked at the entire hall with him, and whispered, "What do you think of here?" ”
"It's amazing that I'm a police officer, and my profession makes me have to pursue things for what they are, rather than being deceived by appearances. Coming here made me feel that I used to be like living in a stage play, everything I saw and heard was what others wanted me to see and hear, and it made me feel more real. ”
Will is a natural black super SWAT, and if this is an entry exam, his answer can be said to be close to a perfect score.
Chasing after things for what they are, not being deceived by appearances, is exactly what happens to aliens.
With aliens, you can't look at his appearance, like a rabbit, from the outside, a rabbit, who knows it's an ugly tumor monster.
If you judge people by their appearance, in the line of black super special police, they will definitely die very quickly, and many extremely dangerous aliens like to disguise their kind appearance, because this can make people relax their vigilance.
"You were born to eat this bowl of rice, no wonder K would choose you, you have some kind of potential." Wang Xu gave a very high evaluation, and Will smirked when he heard it.
"Will, you go back first, come back tomorrow, and I'll handle the onboarding procedures for you then." The door to the floating office opened, and K stood on it and waved.
Will nodded in understanding, and took the initiative to say to Wang Xu: "I know a very good Chinese restaurant, are you interested in going together?" ”
"Yes, it's just that I'm not very good at chatting, so don't make you feel embarrassed." Wang Xu did not refuse, Will is the heir of K, the future legendary black super special policeman, it is necessary to have a good relationship with him.
Because it's not a one-person business, K treats Will as if he were his own child, and a good relationship with Will means a good relationship with K.
Don't think that K is from the earth, so don't take him seriously.
In fact, K has another identity, he once fell in love with the princess of the Sata civilization, and there is even some inference that they also have a child, and this child is the heir of the Sata civilization.
Even if this inference is wrong, the Sata civilization's gratuitous aid to the earth every year will not be false.
The high-tech weapons used on Earth, space transit stations, and large quantities of super equipment, converted into Federation Coins, can bankrupt a civilization with hundreds of resources on a planet that has entered the interstellar age.
If there is no greasy inside, why should the Sata civilization help you, is it because you are poor?
Just kidding, between the civilizations of the universe, what is pursued is the law of the jungle, the poorer you are, the more others bully you, and the Sata civilization is not the Red Cross, and it is not the turn of the earth to enjoy supportive policies.
"What I saw today was a real eye-opener for me and refreshed my worldview. To celebrate today's harvest, I'm going to take you to eat something good, there is a famous Chinese restaurant in Chinatown that is the best at making whole fish feasts! ”
After hailing a taxi, Wang Xu and Will arrived in Chinatown, a Chinese restaurant that is said to be very famous.
"Lao Wu Seafood Restaurant?"
Wang Xu stood at the door of the restaurant, his memory flashed like lightning, and he soon knew who this old Wu was.
Old Wu, an alien who dressed himself in a yellow appearance and gave himself a Chinese name, came from the food planet Boboli.
Boboli is a food planet, and the people of this planet are counted as one, and they like cooking more than anything else.
In Jack's shop, Wang Xu sees a tank of alien fish fry, supposedly for an alien who runs a restaurant.
Who would use federal coins, hundreds of light-years apart, to transport alien fish fry from other planets to ordinary people to eat, or to open a restaurant.
Obviously, it is this self-proclaimed Lao Wu, who was born on the food planet and believes that food is everything.
"You have a lot of vision, I can guarantee that this Chinese restaurant is one of the best in the world." Wang Xu pushed open the door and walked in, he was already a little impatient, wanting to taste what alien fish tasted like.
Will liked Wang Xu's statement very much, followed him into the restaurant, and whispered: "This place was recommended to me by others, in fact, I have only been here once, and I left after looking at the price on the menu, because it is too expensive here." ”
"Hey, welcome, strange guest!" As soon as I walked into the restaurant, I was greeted by a fat man wearing a chef's hat and a red Tang suit.
This fat man looked to be in his fifties, with a somewhat fat figure, and spoke an authentic Chinese language.
Behind him, there were also two young girls in cheongsam, one holding a vegetable shovel in his hand and the other holding a soup spoon in his hand, like a god of food who was a supporter, translating Lao Wu's Huaxia into English.
"Lao Wu is from China and doesn't speak English, so someone has to translate. So beside him, there have been two cheongsam girls for a long time, holding shovels and soup spoons for him, responsible for translating Huaxia into English, which is very exemplary at first glance. Seeing Lao Wu speaking Huaxia, Will took the initiative to explain to Wang Xu.
Wang Xu sounded like he was smiling, Lao Wu was an alien, and Huaxia didn't want him.
If you can't understand English, it's even more of a liar, these aliens are equipped with language translators, and there is no language on earth that he can't speak.
As for speaking Huaxia for a long time and pretending not to understand English, this is just the packaging of the merchants.
The gourmand of the planet Boboli is very good at packaging himself, and there is a famous saying that a chef who does not package himself is not a good cook.
Of course, Lao Wu likes to pretend to be Chinese, and he likes to pretend that he can't speak English, so let him pretend to be good.
Wang Xu also pretended not to know who he was, chose a place to sit down, and said in Chinese: "Fellow countryman, if you have any special dishes, don't hide them, you can do it, we are not bad for money." ”
"You're from Huaxia?"
Lao Wu looked surprised, took the initiative to sit next to Wang Xu, and said: "Listen to your accent is very pure, you just came to the United States, right, is the motherland okay now?" When I left, Huaxia was still very difficult, I didn't go back for thirty or forty years, as long as I thought of my hometown, I felt uncomfortable! ”
"Hehe..." Wang Xu was smiling on his face, but he was secretly despising it in his heart.
You are an alien, pretending to be a Chinese and addicted, saying that you are uncomfortable in your heart, you are uncomfortable, you are a ghost, have you ever been to Huaxia.
Or is it that the Chinese people who have been acting for thirty or forty years are too deep in the drama to tell whether it is a drama or reality.
"This friend of mine doesn't like to talk much, and you can see his expression, and he's happy to see you." Will saw that something was wrong with the atmosphere, and took the initiative to open his mouth to play a round.
Lao Wu nodded clearly, took the kitchen utensils from the cheongsam girl's hand, and said: "We Chinese people are more subtle, not like you Europeans and Americans. Okay, you see, I'll make you a specialty dish today, a whole fish feast! ”
Holding the kitchen utensils and taking the cheongsam girl, Lao Wu walked away step by step.
Wang Xu looked at his back, shook his head imperceptibly, and in the next second, his eyes fell on a newspaper.
In front of the eye, the front page of the newspaper read, a medical miracle, the vegetative person who had been sleeping for forty years woke up again.
Look at it again, the old man in the newspaper is not a retired J.