After listening to Zhao Wu's words, he slapped him on the head angrily and scolded, "Stupid, the walnut shell is so hard, the shell of the thing I said is brittle, and it will break when you knock it." ”

Zhao Wu suddenly realized, "I know, it's a watermelon." Seeing that the hand of the idiot was raised again, he quickly hugged his head and said, "It's an egg." ”

The idiot put his hands together and recited the Buddha, "Amitabha, that thing is not said by the poor monk. ”

Xu Lanyin covered her mouth and laughed when she heard it, the monk would cover his ears and steal the bell to deceive himself.

The idiot said, "If you add something to the golden silk cake, it will be more fragrant?" ”

Zhao Wu was reluctant to say the name of that thing, knowing that it was meat again, and said, "It can't be lard, right?" He saw that Xu Lanyin sometimes put lard when making snacks.

The idiot patted him on the head again and scolded, "Stupid, the poor monk was punished for committing the precept of eating, and you still want to lead the poor monk to break the precept." It's time to fight! Then he said, "Silly boy, what the cow eats into the grass, what does it squeeze out?" ”

Zhao Wu thought for a while and said, "Is it Khan?" ”

The idiot was so angry that he slapped him again and said, "Stupid, think again." ”

"Is it strength?" As soon as Zhao Wu's words fell, he was slapped on the head again.

"Stupid, think again."

"Is that snot, or tears?"

The idiot was so angry that he slapped him a few times and scolded, "Stupid, that thing is so disgusting, can you eat it?" ”

Seeing that Zhao Wushi couldn't think of it, he had to say, "Go back and tell your sister that the female benefactor Lan Xinhui is much smarter than you, a stupid boy, and she will definitely figure it out." He added, "If she thinks about making it for the poor monk, the poor monk will give you something good to drink, so that you can practice the three-legged gong and get twice the result with half the effort." ”

Xu Lanyin's eyes widened, and she even knew that famous saying, she couldn't really be a fellow villager.

Zhao Wu asked, "Sister, do you know what my master said?" I couldn't figure it out after thinking about it all night. ”

Xu Lanyin looked at this unlucky bastard, there were no cows in this era, and there was no famous saying, of course he couldn't think of it as a posterity. smiled, "I guess what your master wants to say is that what you eat is grass, and what you squeeze out is milk." That stuff should be milk. Then he said, "Stupid, I added milk to some snacks, you have seen it." ”

Zhao Wu's mouth was open for a long time and couldn't be closed, and finally he said, "My master, his old man is too unreliable." Bulls eat grass, calves eat grass, cows that don't have calves eat grass, they sweat and they squeeze out their strength, they can snot and tears, and they can't milk alone. What my master said was not necessarily the result of the back, but he didn't say it right, so many beatings made me in vain. ”

Xu Lanyin laughed. The monk is indeed unreliable, not only drinking wine and eating meat, covering his ears and stealing bells, but also being very unreasonable. It's no wonder that the martial arts are strong and the Buddhism is profound, and he is still so old, and in the end he only mixed up with a rice monk.

She still taught positively, "People in this world are all kinds of people, and many people don't play cards according to common sense, such as your master." You should consider the problem according to the person, not take it seriously. You are a fast catcher, many criminals are different from ordinary people, you must be good at analyzing problems from many aspects......"

Zhao Wu felt that it made sense, so he couldn't stop nodding, and he didn't bother with his master's inconsistencies.

Xu Lanyin really couldn't guess. If the idiot is a person who has crossed over, and he is greedy and does not want to abide by the rules of the temple, even if the original owner who has crossed over is a monk, it is okay to be a monk, why continue to be a monk.

If he's not a time-traveler and his witty phrases are just coincidences, then his ideas are avant-garde enough.

Thinking, whether he is a crosser or not, it is better not to see him for the time being. That monk is too unreasonable, who knows if he has advantages or disadvantages for himself......

The next time Zhao Wu went to see the quitting idiot, he would add some eggs and milk to the golden silk cake according to his request, and he would not make too obvious modern snacks for him in the future.

Today's weather is not good, the sky is overcast and there is light snow. At that time, the carriage of the Hu family came, and Xu Lanyin and Xu Lanzhou and Zhao Wu, who went to the Hong family for dinner, took the carriage to the county seat.

The carriage detoured and sent the two of them to the entrance of the alley where the Hong family lived, and then went to the Hu family.

Xu Lanyin came to Hu Yi's courtyard and saw a young man there. The appearance of the son is eighteen or nine years old, with a medium build, fair skin, and his facial features are not particularly prominent, but his temperament is warm and amiable.

His temperament is not at all like a child of a merchant's family, but like a scholarly family. In fact, Hu Yi is not like the children of a merchant family, I don't know how Mrs. Hu educated these two children.

Xu Lanyin saw Hu Shaogen once, with a shrewd face and a goatee, and at first glance he was a businessman who could drill camps.

When Hu Yi saw Xu Lanyin coming, she smiled and introduced, "This is Sister Xu, this is my eldest brother." ”

Hu Wan gave Xu Lanyin a deep look and said with a smile, "Thank you, Miss Xu." My sister has been simple and kind since she was a child, and she is also timid, and she doesn't have many handkerchiefs. It is a blessing for my sister that she can have a confidant like you. ”

He thanked Xu Lanyin for his special treatment of Hu Yi, but he couldn't say it clearly in front of Hu Yi.

Xu Lanyin curtsied and smiled, "Master Hu is polite." Sister Hu and I have similar interests, and it is also my blessing to have her as a good friend. ”

Hu Yi was happy to see that they were happy, and she was also happy.

A few people politely said a few words, and Xu Lanyin asked again, "Hu Gongzi is also in the tea business?" She had heard Hu Yi and Mrs. Hu talk about it before.

Hu Wan smiled, "Yes." My father-in-law's family is a tea merchant, and there are thousands of acres of tea plantations in Fujian...... Miss Xu is also interested in tea? ”

Xu Lanyin said with a smile, "I want to open a tea shop, but I don't know much about tea." He smiled again, "This is just an idea, and it is not certain whether it will be successful or not." ”

Hu Wan said with a smile, "If Miss Xu opens a teahouse, I will definitely provide the best ......goods," he introduced the series of tea, where people like to drink what tea and the approximate price.

Xu Lanyin listened with great interest, and this is likely to be his future supplier. She asked again about the characteristics of tea houses in this era.

She had heard Zhao Wu say before that the tea workshop in this era was relatively prosperous, not only a place for literati to drink tea and communicate, but also a place for many ordinary people to play and communicate. In order to attract customers, the big tea shop will invite storytellers, or girls who sing big drums and small tunes to cheer up. There are also a few elegant tea houses that will open a special chess room, and even hold a chess game to attract literati and scholars......

There are several tea houses in Nanping County, but the scale is limited, and Xu Lanyin wants to know what the best tea houses look like.

The Hu family also opened a tea shop, and Hu Wan spoke more carefully, talking about the big tea shop in the provincial capital of Beijing, and even how to run it.

After a few people talked and laughed for a while, Hu Wan got up to say goodbye.

After he left, Hu Yi also asked with a smile, "Sister Xu, is my eldest brother very good and capable?" ”