Chapter 52: The Little Fox Arrives
Long Wenyu was a little hesitant, but seeing that I looked calm and said resolutely, he had to reluctantly withdraw and close the door.
After I finished reciting the mantra of purifying my heart, Mrs. Feng, who was lying on the bed, had been asleep, and her snort was even. I turned on all the lights in the bedroom and sat on the couch next to the bed with the fat man, waiting for the monster to throw itself into the net.
The fat man was a little nervous, and asked me in a low voice if the descendant of the white fox was a powerful monster? I patted the black dog blood in my backpack and whispered the plan in his ear.
Strange to say, just a month ago, when I first encountered Xiao Wei, I was scared to death. And now I am not afraid, but I even have a faint curiosity in my heart.
It's like a person who likes to watch horror movies, adrenaline can be addictive, presumably this is the feeling.
Outside the window, the night gradually shrouded, and the afterglow of the setting sun painted the sky in a blur.
The little stinky fart in the food trick card is still sleeping, and the fat man and I are having a nervous day, and the fatigue is gradually coming.
The air suddenly became cold, and I couldn't help but shiver, and the three thick wax brushes in the window were extinguished together, and the room was instantly filled with a demonic aura.
A faint mixture of gray and dark red, like a thin wisp of smoke, drifted in through the window and burrowed into the bed at great speed......
Under the gaze of me and the fat man, I only heard the old lady on the bed suddenly speak: "Today I want to continue to scold Long Zhenbei's dead faggot, this old trick was poor in the early years, and later he didn't make a fortune by selling his ass all the time......"
As she spoke, the old lady swooped over and sat up, moving nimble like Wonder Woman in the comics.
Her voice was completely different from the one we had talked to before.
There is no feeling of old age at all, and it suddenly becomes sweet and crisp, like the sound of a silver bell of a twenty-eight girl, although this mouth full of foul language really has nothing to do with silver bells.
The fat man and I were prepared for a long time, and we stood up one after another, the old lady...... No! To be precise, it should be the old lady who is on the upper body, but we are stunned.
She blinked, tilted her head to look at us, and even subconsciously pursed her lips.
Can you imagine it? This is an old lady who is almost eighty years old and has a wrinkled face!
And the look on her face at this moment is like a young girl in the rebellious period, cute and willful, I can see that I and the fat man's goosebumps fell to the ground in an instant, and the embarrassment is about to be committed!
"Oh buy Gada! Is this another invitation to charlatans? The old lady who was on the upper body pouted even higher: "Please don't see it clearly?" Can you be so willful because your family has money? ”
She crossed her waist with one hand and stretched out her orchid finger (indeed an orchid finger) and pointed at me: "You see that you are as thin as a bamboo pole, you are a Taoist, right?" ”
pointed at the fat man again: "Do you, a fat monk, think you are Lu Zhishen?" Excuse me, be professional, shave your head and cheat money again? ”
I'll go! Do all the monsters talk like that now?!
Little brother, where does my beautiful face look like a Taoist priest? Fat man, you can say that he is like a pig, how can he get involved with monks?
I've put up with all of this, but your Northeast accent means a few things, hey! Can't you just be ordinary in standard words?!
And "oh buy gada"?! Eldest sister, you are a demon, and you are too unprofessional......
I just wanted to speak, but I was grabbed in front of me again, and I saw the old lady who was on the upper body clenching her fists with both hands and holding her cheeks, looking compassionate.
"You better leave as quickly as those liars before, this princess doesn't remember villains, and if you don't know how to lift, your mother doesn't know what this princess will beat!"
Princess Ben ...... I almost didn't spurt out a mouthful of old blood.
This product is simply a good talk, a typical patient with advanced secondary disease.
"Uh...... This old ...... Princess......"
The fat man's endurance is obviously much stronger than mine, although his words are still as bad as ever: "Dare to ask what you are?" No...... I mean...... Which breed of demon do you belong to? ”
"Can't you see it? You fat monk is so stupid! ”
She grabbed the comb on the bedside table as a microphone and sang affectionately: "Can you dance for you again, I am the ...... you released thousands of years ago"
Her voice was actually very moving, but it came out of Mrs. Feng's mouth, and it made me feel a chrysanthemum tightening.
The dead fat man is really stupid, I told him a long time ago that he is the descendant of the white fox, the descendant of the white fox is naturally a fox, is it possible to give birth to a monkey? You must be genetically modified!
The fat man suddenly realized: "Oh, it turned out to be a mouse...... Rat Spirit ......"
"Whew! You're a stinky monk and you're a rat spirit! Your whole family is a rat spirit! ”
Hearing the fat man say this, he didn't want to talk anymore.
I saw her pounce forward, and her whole body fell on the carpet in front of the bed, on all fours, with both hands propped up, legs kicked, and her waist stretched high like a cat, grinning at us.
"This princess is a white fox! Noble and glamorous fox clan! It's a big monster that eats people, and I ate you! Ahh......h
The abrupt gesture startled the fat man, who almost didn't jump up, and looked at me nervously.
I laughed secretly, and said in my heart that the big monster who still eats people, this tuberculosis is now possessed by an old lady in her eighties, how can this posture still have a little deterrent, that is, it's okay to slap yourself with a big mouth.
Besides, the so-called barking dog doesn't bite, if it was really a powerful character, it would have done so much trickery, and it would have done it with us a long time ago.
But I'm also worried that this thing is attached to Mrs. Feng, how it tosses is secondary, if it continues to make trouble like this, won't the old lady's body be damaged alive?
If the demon is driven away, the old lady will also hang up, and the little brother and I will not lose my reputation in this life, and my reputation will be ruined.
Thinking of this, I glanced at the fat man, and reluctantly picked up the stinky feet of this tuberculosis, saying that it looks like a terrible monster, we are only shallow, can we show our true bodies, but also let us juniors open their eyes.
My sugar-coated cannonball really worked, and the mood of this tuberculosis instantly took a 180-degree turn.
"Look at how handsome you are as a little Taoist, you really have some eyes, okay! This princess will let you see it today, but don't get a nosebleed......"
As soon as the words fell, I saw that the old lady had a convulsion like a high nest, and a demonic aura intertwined with gray and red quickly emerged from her heavenly spirit cover, and her body was paralyzed on the carpet, not moving.
The demonic aura poured onto the floor in front of me and the fat man, and gradually condensed into human form.
Within a moment, a glamorous young lady with a double ponytail on her head, Barbie makeup on her face, Jordan shoes on her feet, a crop top suspender belt and ultra-short denim hot pants appeared in front of us!