Chapter 529: Crying and laughing
Fortunately, my house was not far from Liu Quanbao's house, and I helped Emma staggered back home. Emma's shoes were unfortunately stuck to some of the animals or not, so I asked her to sit on the edge of the kang, untie the laces of her travel shoes, and take them to the yard to dispose of them.
"Can you do it? I'll take care of your shoes first, and I'll wash you when I come back! I said to Emma, who was lying on the kang.
Emma ignored me, she should have been drunk. I guess I don't care about her, let's deal with this shoe in my hand first! Seeing Emma lying on her back on the kang with her two calves still hanging outside, I didn't bother to say anything to her, turned around and walked out of the house.
The yard is not as refreshing as the house, and it still feels very stuffy. I turned on the kitchen light so that I could take advantage of some of its light when I was outside.
When the first thunder sounded, I had just disposed of the dirty shoe, rubbed it against the sandy floor, and it was done.
"Ahh Blocks! "After the thunder, I heard Emma's cry.
"What's wrong with you, didn't I dispose of your shoes for you!" Back in the house, I said to Emma with some anger.
"I dreamed, it was a nightmare, I dreamed that a monster was chasing me, I wanted to run but I couldn't, I called you a lot and you weren't there." Emma had a look of fear on her face.
"You can't run because I took your shoes away, and I'm outside, you see, your shoes are dirty, and I've cleaned them for you.
Now that you're awake, put on your shoes and wash your face before going back to sleep! I threw my shoes at her feet.
"Dunzi, I, I want to go to the bathroom!" Emma said embarrassedly.
"Looks like Emma is waking up with urine!" I muttered to myself.
"Go ahead, just outside, in the direction of the left side of the door." I remember telling her that in the afternoon.
Emma hesitated there after hearing what I had said, and slowly put on her shoes.
"You wait for me, I want to go too, let's go together!" I suddenly realized that it was night, and Emma had been drinking a lot.
Before we could go out, we saw a few lightning bolts in the sky outside, and when the thunder came, the electric lights in the house flashed and never came on again.
"It's lightning hitting a telephone pole! I guess there will be a power outage today. I looked out into the darkness and said.
"It's raining!" Emma reminded me, "It's raining so hard, we can't get out!" β
"It's easy for me to be a man, but you're a woman,,,"
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I bolted the door from the inside so that the wind and rain kept me out.
"I remember there are candles in the cupboard, I'll look for them first." After all these years, I still skillfully found a few candles in the old place.
In the candlelight, I saw Emma looking at me too, and her eyes made me a little confused, and I said to her, "What's the matter, are you hungry?" Uncle Quan Bao brought me some lamb chops, but they were cold and smelly. β
"No, I'm not hungry at all, I drank good soup and wine today, and I don't have a headache at all." Emma said to me.
"Okay, if it's okay, you'll just rest first, I'll take this quilt away, and I'll go sleep in another room."
"You're right here, I'm a little scared!" Emma stopped me.
"What's so scary, you've got all your abs, and others are scared when they see you!" I followed Liu Quanbao's example and made jokes about her.
"I have abs, I'm also a woman, you stay and I'll teach you to practice abs." Emma took my hand and didn't let go, and the candle somehow went out.
The morning sunlight shines through the windows, and you can feel the smell of earth in the room. Emma was still sleeping soundly, and looking at her up close, I couldn't help but want to explore her proud abs.
βWhat u wanna doοΌβ Emma said vaguely.
Even though my movements were gentle, Emma woke me up.
"I, I just want to see your abs, I didn't see it clearly yesterday!" I was a little flustered.
"I don't have the strength anymore!" Emma turned around and hugged me tightly!
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When we came to Liu Quanbao's house, it was almost seven o'clock, and when I saw Liu Quanbao walking out, I greeted him and said, "Uncle Quanbao, why are you going?" Do you want to deliver food? β
"I won't deliver food today, I'm just going to your house to find you two. After breakfast, you can accompany me to herd the sheep! Why did you bring the lamb chops, you didn't eat them? Liu Quanbao turned his head and walked through the door.
Nu Babi still has the white turban around her head, probably because she is afraid that the wood stove will burn her hair!
"Nu Barbie, what are you doing?" Emma walked over and asked curiously.
"I'm boiling goat's milk, the goat's milk in the morning is not sold, we drink something else to feed them!"
The "they" Nu Barbie is talking about should be those little lambs!
In this way, each person has a big bowl of goat's milk, plus the leftover lamb chops from yesterday or something, and this breakfast is a little durable.
"I didn't go out to herd sheep much yesterday, and today you have to go out with me to herd sheep!" Liu Quanbao is eyeing me now.
"Okay, I'll go with you, if you eat the farmer's mutton, how can there be any reason not to work for the farmer!" I readily agreed.
"Dunzi, didn't you say that you can bathe in the river? Take us to the bath! "Emma is a cleanliness person.
"Of course it's okay to take a bath, but there's no charge for bathing in the river, so why don't you go." However, the water is a little cold in the morning, so let's go back in the afternoon! In the morning, Uncle Quan Bao and I went to herd sheep, and when we came back before lunch, we would take you to the river to bathe after a rest. "I have a full schedule.
"What should I cook for you at home?" Nu Barbie gets into the role relatively quickly.
"There is yesterday's mutton in the refrigerator, as well as steamed buns or something, you don't need to do anything at noon!" Liu Quanbao didn't want to trouble Nu Barbie to cook.
"I don't have anything to do, so I'd better follow you to herd the sheep!" Nu Babi seemed to prefer to go up the mountain with us, "Emma, aren't you going with us?" β
"I'm tired, I can't walk!" Emma shook her head.
"It's good to climb the mountain, climbing the mountain can exercise your abdominal muscles!" Liu Quanbao is worried about the abs.
"If you want to go, hurry up, it will get hot in a while, I'm afraid of heat stroke!" That's how I got it done.
Nu Babi helped Emma find a pair of trousers, and the four of us drove the sheep up the hill.
It rained yesterday, and the dew on the mountains was heavy, and of course the air in the mountains was nothing to say. As the sheep passed, the insects hiding in the grass fled in all directions.
Suddenly a gray shadow shook in front of me, and I picked up two stones on the ground and ran towards the gray shadow, throwing one of the stones in my hand at the gray mass as I ran. The gray thing pierced upwards in a panic, and my other stone struck at it.
It was then that the others saw that I was chasing a hare, and that the poor rabbit had been struck by me in the front leg, jumped up from the ground, and then struck me in the head, and staggered to the flock as he fell.
I wanted to hit the poor rabbit with a stone again, and I was afraid of startling the sheep. Fortunately, the rabbit didn't take two steps before he fell to the ground and convulsed. Ran to the front and saw that the rabbit's head was bleeding, so I guess this guy won't live long!
"I've got to eat at night!" I grabbed the rabbit ears and it felt quite heavy.
"Why do you Chinese eat everything! How pitiful it is! "Emma clearly didn't like the results of my hunt.
"Dunzi, your kung fu of flying stones and birds is still there!" Liu Quanbao praised me.
"I'm also thinking about you and giving you a chance to taste the game in our mountains!" When I saw that Emma was upset, I told her.
"Isn't the rabbit in this mountain just caught and eaten, this thing is very clever, I can't catch it!" Liu Quanbao couldn't hide his excitement and said, "Dunzi, you have the ability to shoot me two more pheasants, I know where there are mushrooms in this mountain, and I will take you to pick mushrooms in a while."
"That pheasant thing is even more difficult to catch, I'm afraid it won't work without a net, Uncle Quanbao." I'm a little embarrassed.
"If you can't catch it, forget it, there's still chicken in the freezer, fortunately, I called in time yesterday, I looked at it in the morning, and the chicken is not bad and can be eaten!" Liu Quanbao told me.
When he came to a flat mountainous area, Liu Quanbao stopped the flock, and then said to Nu Babi: "This is a sheep, as long as you control it, the other sheep will not disperse, I will tie it to the tree first." After a while, Dunzi and I will leave and go there to pick up mushrooms, so that we will have another good day today! β
"Come back quickly, I'm not familiar with Emma here!" Nu Babi was a little worried, "Will there be snakes here?" β
"The snake has long been caught!" My words surprised Emma again.
"Dunzi, stop, it's here!" Entering a forest, Liu Quanbao asked me to stop.
"Uncle Quanbao, didn't you say you were over there?" I'm a little confused.
"Where are the mushrooms over there, my sheep are here, how can I be so far away from them." Liu Quanbao muttered, "So many mushrooms, we have made a fortune today, and we can sell them for a lot of money if we take them back!" β
In a few moments, we basically collected all the mushrooms in the woods.
"Uncle Quanbao, you're amazing, and you don't want to leave some for others!" I teased him.
"Whoever picked it up was supposed to be who, and besides, they don't know how thick the mushrooms are here! Can't find a place to wait for the sun to come out, you can afford to wait, but mushrooms can't afford to wait! Liu Quanbao's rebuttal was reasonable.
"Let's go, let's go back!" I lifted the mushrooms wrapped in my clothes.
"Don't worry, I'll tell you one thing, let's smoke first."
Liu Quanbao took out a small bag containing dry tobacco, groped out a stack of knife-cut cigarette paper from the bag, and rolled up the dry tobacco.
Liu Quanbao's movements were very skillful, and he rolled one for me first, and after a while, the two of us began to swallow clouds and spit fog.
"Dunzi, let me ask you something."
"Say it, Uncle Quanbao!" I vomited a smoke ring.
"Dunzi, are you sleeping with that Emma?" Liu Quanbao didn't look at me, just looked at the sky.
"I can't tell you this, people and foreigners call this personal privacy, they have the right, and they have the right not to tell you!" That's the limited knowledge I had from Tasha.
"You say, how much do you think this foreign woman's bride price is?" Liu Quanbao still looked at the sky.
"Foreign women don't ask for a bride price! I'm a little unsure about that. "I looked at Liu Quanbao.
"Then let's put others to sleep, we have to be responsible for others!" Liu Quanbao didn't seem to be asking me.
"It depends on what people think, foreigners don't care too much about who sleeps with whom!"
"I said why are you so ruthless to my goddaughter, it's these foreigners who have taught you badly, let's go!"
Liu Quanbao's sudden change in attitude made me cry and laugh.