Chapter 35: The Return
The Bull Demon King heard that Xiao Wei didn't know the art of change, and said proudly: "It's okay, I'm the best at the art of change, I'll teach you." ”
Xiao Wei said: "However, I don't know if this spell will be learned in a short time." If you lose time......"
Ma Mian said: "In the whole world, the art of change is only the most powerful. The first is Yang Erlang; the second is the Sun Monkey; The third is Brother Niu. With him to teach you, you will be able to change in less than a week. ”
Xiao Wei said again: "Thank you two big brothers for your kindness, it's just that I really delayed coming to the demon world for too long this time, let's think of other ways." ”
The Bull Demon King said: "It's not that there are no other ways, it's just that Brother Xiao has to suffer a little grievance." ”
Xiao Wei said: "As long as you can go back smoothly, what is the point of being wronged?" ”
Niu Tou said: "Okay, you wait here, I'll arrange it." ”
Although Xiao Wei wondered what the Bull Demon King was going to arrange, he had no choice but to wait here.
After a while, the Bull Demon King flew back with a large pile of clothes in his hand. He flew to the front, threw the pile of clothes mixed with the smell of sweat and the smell of cattle on the ground, and said embarrassedly: "Brother Xiao, if you don't use the art of change, we can only disguise, you come and try it." ”
"It's okay, if you can use it." After speaking, Xiao Wei rummaged through the pile of dirty clothes. But looking around, none of the clothes on the ground fitted. The smallest tops were almost up to Xiao Wei's knees. Xiao Wei could only give up and said, "Brother Niu, your method is not bad. It's just that the figure of your cattle clan is too strong. ”
Ma Mian suddenly thought of a way and said, "Yes, you wait for me." With that, he flew out.
After a while, Ma Mian also flew back with a bunch of clothes, and said, "Make do with it." ”
Xiao Wei looked at it fixedly, and secretly complained in his heart. Although the clothes found by Ma Mian did not have such a big smell, they were all women's clothes and children's clothes.
can complain and complain, if you want to go back early, this grievance is really unbearable. So, while picking out clothes, he joked: "It's okay, as long as it's not women's clothes." "As a result, all the children's clothing is small.
Xiao Wei had no choice but to pick up a skirt and ask, "Do you demon women only wear skirts?" ”
Niu Tou held back a smile and said: "The skirt is beautiful and sexy." ”
Ma Mian's face turned purple and said, "And it's convenient and practical." ”
After saying that, Niu Tou Ma Mian couldn't hold back anymore and laughed.
Xiao Wei saw that the two of them were smiling so happily, and he was actually shy. He twisted and said, "You two turn around, don't look." ”
Not long after the bull head and horse face turned around, he heard Xiao Wei cough lightly and said, "Let's go." The two of them couldn't wait to turn around and look at Xiao Wei's appearance.
I saw Xiao Wei wearing a white small vest with cut sleeves on his upper body, with a pale yellow long skirt underneath, and he was looking down at his toes with a resentful face.
The bull head quipped, "Yes, but it still feels like something is missing." ”
Ma Mian also said: "Well, at first glance, he looks like a gentleman." ”
Niu Tou said: "I have a trick." With that, he ran out. When he returned, he had a tuft of hair in his hand.
After Xiao Wei was glued to his wig, he really had a lot of mothers, but Niu Tou Ma Mian was still shaking his head. Niu Tou said: "I always feel that something is missing." ”
Ma Mian suddenly laughed and said, "I know." After saying that, he also ran out. When he returned, his hand was hidden behind his back.
The bull head asked, "What are you holding, why is it mysterious?" ”
Ma Mian ran up to the two of them and mysteriously took out what was hidden behind them. After Xiao Wei saw it clearly, his face suddenly turned red, and the bull head couldn't help but smile and lean back. The thing Ma Mian brought turned out to be a ball played by two children from the demon world.
Xiao Wei took the ball and said, "You two turn around, don't look." As a result, he turned his back first.
Stuffing the ball into the front and back of his chest, Xiao Wei has indeed turned into a demon woman with a convex and backward curve. But the bull head and horse face still didn't seem satisfied, and shook his head while laughing.
Xiao Wei said angrily: "Do you two want to castrate me to be satisfied?" ”
The bull head suddenly said, "By the way, tie him up quickly." ”
Ma Mian took out the chain and walked towards Xiao Wei without saying a word.
Xiao Wei was shocked and retreated, saying, "There must be other ways." ”
Niu Tou said: "You misunderstood, we didn't want to castrate you." It's just that we have to do a full set of plays, so it's better to pretend to be on official duty. If you encounter those things from the Spiritual Power Academy, they will say that we will take you back to the underworld. ”
Xiao Wei said: "I see, then you should have said it earlier." ”
After putting on the chains, the bull's head and the horse's face were finally satisfied. Especially the reluctance on Xiao Wei's face, which was exactly the same as the spirit body they usually detained.
So, the bull head and horse held Xiao Wei in front of him, and swaggered in the direction of the world. Although they used the Native Method, it was really useful. has been out of the demon world, and no one doubts Xiao Wei's true identity.
It turns out that the entrance to the demon world is between two mountains in the human world, and the entrance is flanked by cliffs. And in this canyon formed by the cliffs, there are rocks and weeds, and a pack of wolves are staring viciously at the guy who suddenly intrudes on their territory.
The bull head smiled at the wolves and said, "Brothers have worked hard. After speaking, he pulled Xiao Wei to leave.
At this time, a wolf with a scar on his face came out of the pack, turned into a human form and said, "Slow down." ”
The bull head frowned and said, "Old Scar, what do you mean?" ”
Old Scar smiled grimly and said, "It's not interesting, it's a routine check." ”
Niu Tou said: "I am on an order to carry out a mission, do you dare to stop it?" ”
Old Scar said: "Perform the task, who gave the order?" ”
Niu Tou said: "Of course, it is the order of Lord Meng Po. ”
Old Scar said: "I'm in the demon world here. After speaking, he ordered his subordinates: "Little ones, give me a careful inspection, and don't let go of even a cow's hair." ”
Niu Tou scolded: "You are really careful, didn't you just be killed by me when the demon king was selected, as for remembering it for so long?" I want to see who of you dares to move today. After speaking, the bull head took out the mourning stick, and his arms were for a while, releasing the momentum.
Old Scar pulled out a big knife from behind him and said, "Are you afraid that you won't succeed?" "After that, it's time to fight.
Ma Mian and Niu Tou have been partners for many years, and they know that he doesn't really want to fight, just to divert Old Scar's attention and prevent them from seeing through Xiao Wei's true face. stretched out his big face and said, "Brother Niu, old scar, it's better to give me a face." ”
Although the bull head didn't really want to fight, the old scar was really angry at this time. Fortunately, there was a long-haired old wolf in the wolf pack who grabbed the old scar and whispered, "Boss, don't be impulsive." If we do fight, we are not opponents. ”
Old Scar hesitated slightly, and also calculated the whiteness in his heart. Even if you have to deal with the bull head yourself, the rest of the little demons can't beat the horse face. Then he said to Ma Mian: "They all said that you have the best face, and I will sell you your personal favor today." After saying that, he got out of the way and said to the bull head, "Don't let me meet you again next time." ”
The bull head snorted heavily, turned around and left with Xiao Wei, until he came out of the canyon, and then said, "It was really dangerous just now, but fortunately, I wittily diverted the attention of the old scar." ”
Ma Mian also said: "And I skillfully resolved the conflict. ”
Xiao Wei said disdainfully: "Let's just fly away just now, what nonsense to talk to them." ”
The bull scratched his butt and said, "This canyon is a no-fly zone, or we will ignore him." ”
"So how do we go next?" Xiao Wei asked.
Ma Mian said: "This is already the world, I don't know where my brother is going?" ”
After Xiao Wei said the destination, Niu Tou said: "We only know the way back to the underworld, and we don't know what hospital you are talking about." ”
Xiao Wei said: "Then we have to find someone to ask." ”
The bull head shook two big horns and said, "This area is full of primeval forests, and if you want to find someone, it is estimated that you will have to fly for two days." ”
Ma Mian said: "Yes, let's go to the underworld first." ”
Xiao Wei asked again: "How long does it take to get to the underworld?" ”
Niu Tou said: "If you don't rest, you will arrive in three days." ”
Xiao Wei was surprised: "How can it be so long?" ”
Niu Tou said: "In order to prevent the goblins from breaking into the world, the forces of the human world have set up a barrier on the periphery of this forest, and if you want to bypass it, it will inevitably take a little trouble. ”
Xiao Wei asked, "Why do you want to go around?" ”
Niu Tou said: "Because we don't really perform tasks, we don't have any clearance documents on our bodies." ”
Xiao Wei said: "Are you afraid that I will be discovered? ”
Niu Tou said: "Well, we can't be mysterious. ”
Ma Mian sighed: "Alas, it would be nice if I could somersault clouds, shrink the ground or something." ”
Xiao Wei said in surprise: "Land shrinkage method? ”
"Hmm."
"I will."
The bull-headed horse's eyes widened and asked, "What?" ”
Xiao Wei said: "I will shrink the land." ”
The bull head was overjoyed and said, "Oh, mom, it's great, why didn't you say it earlier?" ”
Xiao Wei said: "You didn't ask. ”
Ma Mian said: "There is a method of shrinking the land, you can take us away." ”
Xiao Wei said: "However, my method of shrinking the land doesn't seem to be able to bring people. ”
Niu Tou said: "What's the matter?" ”
Xiao Wei said: "When I rescued Daji, I tried to take her away by shrinking the ground, but it didn't work. ”
The bull head said: "Oh, Daji is a demon, can't you take it away?" ”
Ma Mian said: "Well, we are spirits, and we are walking fast." ”
The bull head said again: "Hey Mom, I knew that you would do this trick, what are we trying to do, how fast can we shrink directly." ”
Xiao Wei said embarrassedly: "However, there is still a problem with my land shrinking method. ”。
The bull-headed horse asked in unison, "What?" ”