Before he could finish slandering in his heart, Ivan stopped and turned around and asked, "Sister, Brother Chongjiu, listen, is there a wild boar?" ”

Ivan's words were crisp and crisp, but Wan Huan had a black line on his face.

The movement of applauding for love, and the sound of wild boars humming, although they are both primitive impulses, are still far from perfect, right?

But the misunderstanding is the misunderstanding, and I didn't want to correct it, let alone announce the correct answer.

In an era when couples are away from home, live in a guest house and open a room, and both need to show a marriage certificate, giving an eight-year-old child to popularize physiological knowledge and X education is not open-minded and shameless hooliganism.

With such an over-the-top difficulty, I don't plan to challenge it.

As for how to avoid the topic of wild boars and stay away from the land of right and wrong, she hasn't thought about it yet.

As long as things are linked to eating, Ivan, a bear child, is very serious, and he can't prevaricate perfunctory, so he has to think of a trick.

When Huanhuan had a headache, He Chongjiu also frowned slightly.

He Chongjiu learned from Shaolin disciples, learned authentic internal kung fu, and his ear power is very accessible.

Not only did he listen to the sounds of the woods intimately, but he could even judge the approximate distance.

But he had no intention of flying wild mandarin ducks, and finally saved up his vacation to come to Sichuan Province, not to rush the work of the pickets of the Revolutionary Committee.

If he really pulled out the people in the forest, he would inevitably stain the eyes of Duan Huan and Ivan.

I still didn't hear anything, so I hurried down the mountain.

He Chongjiu gently pushed Ivan's shoulder, "I heard that there is a wild boar, so why don't you hurry up?" Hurry down the mountain! ”

"Don't! Brother Jiu! "I finally ran into a wild boar," Ivan said without hesitation, "and it would be a pity that a wild boar can kill so much meat, and we don't want it like this." ”

"Then you go and catch it," Duan Huan said angrily: "I'll go down the mountain first with Brother Chongjiu." ”

Ivan was anxious now, "Sister! You left with Brother Chongjiu, what should I do? I can't get a wild boar alone! ”

Not only can he not get a wild boar, but his small body, if he is hit and stepped on by a wild boar, he will not be able to explain his life on the spot.

"What do I do with you?" Huan Huan said unceremoniously: "There is not enough meat at home for you to eat, if you have to eat wild boar, then go and fight it yourself!" ”

Although the wild boar is illusory, but there is a problem with Ivan's idea, don't blame him for being merciless.

Ivan had no talent for learning kung fu, and after practicing boxing and kicking for several months, he didn't learn anything substantial.

If you don't have any skills, you dare to speak out to fight wild boars, isn't it just to congratulate Chongjiu on the presence?

As soon as he turned his lips up and down, he wanted to command others to work, so he didn't talk about it, after all, he and Ivan occupied the status of sister and brother.

But He Chongjiu is a guest, why take the risk for a light sentence?

In the final analysis, it's just a matter of generosity.

Such a stinky problem, I won't get used to it.

Seeing that Ivan disagreed, Baba looked at He Chongjiu.

"Listen to your sister, hurry down the mountain!" He Chongjiu said that he couldn't help, "We only have sickles and hoes, how can we deal with herds of wild boars?" ”

Ivan was suddenly splashed with water, and the strong enthusiasm for the wild boar in his heart instantly cooled down.

The sickle and hoe look bloody, but they are too bad to use against the ferocious boar.

Not only can it not fire attacks from a long distance like a bow and arrow bullet, it is not easy to fight in close combat, and it is easy to injure oneself by mistake.

He Chongjiu saw Ivan's expression wilt and patted him on the shoulder, "Listen to your sister, hurry down the mountain and go home before the wild boar comes!" ”

Ivan didn't raise his feet and left, turned his head to the last one and said, "Sister, it's not peaceful to have wild boars on the mountain, you go ahead of me, and I'll cut you off!" ”

"You can play the striker," He Chongjiu fooled solemnly, "The sound of the wild boar seems to be coming from the front!" ”

Ivan believed it and immediately walked forward with his head raised and his chest held high.

I squeezed the corners of my mouth, and finally fooled this kid over, so it was better not to make any extraneous branches.

But God doesn't fulfill people's wishes, God sometimes likes to joke, maybe it's very happy.

Before they had turned the hill, a few screams of terror were heard in the woods, and the sound of messy and hurried footsteps came from far and near.

He Chongjiu's ears moved slightly, and he could discern the direction of the voice clearly, and pulled Ivan behind him to protect him.

"Sister! It looks like there are really wild boars! Ivan's blue eyes sparkled, and he was obviously more excited than afraid.

What time is it, this stinky boy is still thinking about eating! Duan Huan was also speechless, and shook him with a sharp eye knife.

was warned by Du Huan's eyes, Ivan immediately lowered his eyebrows and made a well-behaved appearance.

As soon as the spiritual power dispersed, Duan Huan soon found that someone in the forest was stumbling and crawling out.

It was followed by several fat and healthy lynxes, all of which bared out their sharp teeth.

Spiritual power swept over the leading lynx, and there was a striking scar on its nose.

Huanhuan didn't expect to meet this lynx here, it had been a long time since he had exchanged prey.

In recent years, the village militia captain has become more and more proficient in hunting, and it has become the biggest threat to the wildlife in the mountains.

The wild creatures in the mountains are either reduced to a meal, or they are relocated to their nest dwellings and relocated to the inaccessible mountains.

This lynx is no exception, the cub spent a while in the house of Duhuan, although it is also intimate with Duhuan, but still maintains the vigilance of wild animals, and rarely sets foot in the range of human activities in recent years.

Today is also strange, not only does it go to the shallow mountains, but it also goes out with its companions.

The lynx is not a social animal, it generally lives in isolation, and it basically does not take the initiative to conflict with animals larger than itself, and it can avoid people.

The two people who were being pursued didn't know what they did to provoke this group of lynxes.

Didn't you just applaud your love? is like glue and passionate, how can it be so embarrassing in a short time.

When life and death are at stake, nothing else can be taken care of.

The man's trousers were not fastened, he grabbed the belt of his trousers with one hand, and dragged the woman behind him with the other, running in front in a panic.

The woman in the back, the pants were finally lifted, but the top was not buttoned, and one of the shoes ran away, and she didn't forget to scream while running.

She couldn't help but scold the stupid in her heart, and it was already very disadvantageous to turn around and run to leave her back to the lynx, and the screaming made their situation even worse.

In this case, like these two people, they ran without a single strategy, either running for their lives or sending their lives.

Let's not talk about whether two legs can run more than four legs, just to say that this way of running is not right.

In front of a wild cat like the lynx, the prey bares its back and runs away, which means that the best time for an ambush has come.

Screaming and calling for help had no other effect than to die faster.

The poignant and shrill cry, in the case of the feline, is a signal of begging for mercy and submission, and this scream that pierces the eardrum is not looking for death.

Just when the two were about to be caught up by the lynx, the woman's bare foot, I don't know if she stepped on something or broke her foot, and her body was unbalanced with garlic under her feet, and she was about to fall and eat.

The man was also so frightened that if he hadn't been dragged on his hand and it hurt, he wouldn't have noticed that the person behind him had fallen.

Looking back, she fell, trying to pull the person up from the ground, but as soon as she turned her head, she found a black shadow pressing down on it.

It was the lynx that jumped into the air and pounced on it.