Chapter Seventy-Four: I'm Glad to Humiliate You
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A tiny crack appears in the glass.
Bai Tang lay on his back on the recliner and hummed, indicating that he had received level 10 damage from the ghost envoy.
Yu Jiu, whose mouth was already half open, blinked, silently closed his mouth, and said gossip or something, but he still had to carry the person behind his back, otherwise it could lead to a tragedy if he was not careful.
The baby-faced ghost envoy glanced at the men in the room arrogantly, snorted coldly, and went out.
Bai Tang's eyes rolled, and he instantly returned to blood, beckoned Yu Jiu, and gossiped about it.
……
Late that night, in a strange city far away from City A, the black was as thick as iron, and the moon hung high above the top, showing an orange-red color as if it had been stained with blood, quietly looking down on the vast land below.
The air is humid and leafy in the primeval forest, with only a little orange light shining through the depths.
The cold breath came from far and near, and the woman in the white dress walked very slowly from the depths of the dark forest, holding a bronze candlestick in her hand, and the orange-red light on the candlestick flickered.
It was a light woman, with a nose and cherry lips, a bare-sleeved gown, and long sea-blue hair scattered behind her, which set off her beauty across the past and the present to an astonishing extent.
Walking straight to the front, she stopped, raised her eyebrows, looked at the black shadow sitting on the towering tree, and said, "I don't like to talk with my head up. ”
There was a chuckle from overhead, and the man pressed his hand on the tree, fluttered down, and said, "What do you need me to do, my Majesty the Shark Emperor?" ”
The woman's blue eyes shone coldly, and she said, "Find the Dragon God Abyss and release the Sea God!" ”
"Cards!"
A man's voice sounded, and then the lights turned on, and a group of people in modern clothes came out from all over the forest, and the director of Zhang Hai looked at Su Yuxiu's perfect eyes and appearance in the camera, smiled, and said to her: "Hard work, very good, today's shooting is here, call it over." ”
Su Yuxiu smiled politely, the assistant Niuniu had already draped her coat over her shoulders, and thoughtfully brought her a cup of hot coffee.
Even though spring has begun, it is still cold in this deep mountain and old forest.
The actor who played with her also came over to laugh with her, and then left at the urging of the assistant.
Niuniu took her to the dressing room to remove her makeup, and couldn't help but nag: "Director Ge is really, it's three o'clock in the middle of the night now, I don't understand, why can't you use the set,"
"Director Ge is responsible for the script, it's nothing." Su Yuxiu's voice was soft, there was no sleepiness in her eyes, blue like sea water, emitting a blurry blue light under the light, beautiful as a dream.
Niuniu said while helping her remove her earrings: "Many people in the crew scolded him, he was too strict." ”
Su Yuxiu took off the contact lenses in her eyes, yawned, and said, "Keep improving, that's why you are an international celebrity." ”
The two whispered a few more words before they cleaned up.
"It's almost dawn, let's go back to sleep first, and I'll see the night scene." Su Yuxiu said.
Niuniu was a little puzzled and persuaded: "Ming."
There are still a few more games in the day, but there is no time to catch up on sleep...... Ge Dao won't approve it. ”
Su Yuxiu smiled and couldn't refuse: "Stop nagging, go quickly." ”
Although she looks gentle and kind, she is actually very stubborn in her bones, and her assistant, who has been with her for five years, understands that it is useless to persuade her, so she immediately said: "That's okay, I'll go to sleep,...... Don't take too long. After a pause, he said: "Although this generation is an ornamental forest, it is always in the wild, so don't go too far." ”
Su Yuxiu agreed, urging her to leave with her eyes.
After all the surroundings were quiet, and even the noise outside had stopped, the face of this stunning woman fell silent.
She took out the candlestick that had been placed in the corner, walked out of the dressing room, and waited until she reached the depths of the forest, before she flicked it twice and said, "Come out." ”
As soon as the words fell, a dark wind suddenly rose from the ground, and then a pair of green hands suddenly poked out of the candlestick, scratched twice in the air, and then curled up twice, as if regretting that he had not caught something.
Su Yuxiu didn't move, looked at the hand stretched out in front of her without blinking her eyelids, and smiled: "Do you need me to pull it?" ”
The hand stiffened, then swung humanly twice, then swept to both sides like boiling water, and a miserable white and blue face came out of the candlestick.
Su Yuxiu: "......" is trying to scare her?
The face looked at her for a second, and then he crawled out decisively, stood on the ground, clumped together, and shouted, "Don't hit the head." ”
Su Yuxiu looked at the male ghost with a sudden change in painting style with a smile, kicked it with her toes, and said, "Hell has been rampant recently, what are you doing, are you ready to conquer the world?" ”
The ghost kicked her forward twice, and said, "I can't be scared of people and being scared, I admit it, but I also came out on business anyway, so you can't humiliate me like this!" ”
Su Yuxiu kicked him again, and after he rolled around, he said quietly: "I'm happy to be humiliated." ”
The ghost was furious, and felt that his dignity as a ghost had been provoked, and said: "Mortals will eventually die, and I have many brothers in the underworld, and I will be ...... when the time comes."
Before the words fell, he was kicked again.
Su Yuxiu raised her eyebrows and looked at the ghost with a smile.
The ghost's lips moved twice, then went silent, and he hated himself for making a mistake.
Originally, the underworld was in chaos, the ghost door was staggered, and there were so many ghosts in the world who escaped, and he didn't think about catching many achievements, he just wanted to have a good vacation, and also took a look at the human international star who was also quite famous in the underworld, although the time of appearance was a little weird, but his intention was good!
It's just a joke a little bigger, but normal people can't see him, even if he grimaces at her, she should be blind, even if he ripples a little and wants to kiss it, then it shouldn't be visible!
Who thought about it, she grabbed him as soon as she could, and stuffed him into the candlestick in three or two strokes.
He is a serious ghost, who has been officially certified by the prefecture, has a ghost, and receives a salary from the prefecture
It's a lazy steal, and he touches a fish during work hours, he ...... I regret it!
Su Yuxiu saw that he was honest, so he continued: "It's not a ghost festival yet, and it's not a cloudy day, how can the evil qi of the underworld be released to the human world?" ”
The ghost said, "I don't know."
"Boom!" He was kicked in the head again, and Gollum rolled out, and then dragged back like a dead dog by an invisible force.
"I don't know!"
"Boom!"
As a ghost errand, or a ghost who has passed strict assessments and passed five levels and six generals to get the qualification to hook souls, he really has a heart to reimburse the underworld for the unyielding underworld!
Swear to God, when he was still a human, human beings had not developed so strongly, and he never thought that he would be so ravaged by a human being if he was a ghost.
The demon's ghost life has been challenged like never before.
Half an hour later, it was nearly four o'clock.
“…… I heard that the Fujun sent 100,000 ghosts to the human realm to detain the souls, well, I belong to the rule of the Eighth Fujun, and I am the bottom of the bottom, and I really don't know much...... Don't do it...... The seventh layer of the underworld is having fun, and hundreds of thousands of fierce ghosts and ghosts have escaped from it, all of whom have been tortured in the Daoshan Hell, and they are very fierce, and now they have all run to the world......"
"The superior said that these ghosts are a benefit for us, a way to be promoted, and a ...... for all the Yan Monarchs of the Nineteenth Hall to the low-level ghosts."
The ghost was fixed in a spherical shape, and he was a little weak to speak.
Su Yuxiu was still standing with a smile, but she was weighing the gold content of those information in her heart.
She didn't speak, but looked at the ghost.
The ghost was panicked by her autumn-like eyes, looked at the woman with a heart like a snake and scorpion with fear, searched her intestines again, found out some information, and flattered: "There is also the ninth layer, I heard that I fell out with the drunk, and the fight is terrible, messy, and the ghosts of the trial from the reincarnation king are not sent to the ninth layer...... Auntie, don't look at me like this, I can't afford it, just ask if you want to know anything......"
Su Yuxiu smiled incomprehensibly: "So what do I want to know?" ”
The ghost bit his mouth, for fear that one mouth would be scolded, and after slowing down, he forced himself to calm down and said: "We really came out to clean up the mess, causing trouble to mankind, the nineteen palace Yan Jun in hell all expressed great guilt, and they will definitely make great compensation in the future!" "That's weird! They don't care about it! Collectively pretending to be deaf and dumb, it should be unlucky!
Su Yuxiu was noncommittal and said, "Go on." ”
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Dream! We are disciplined!
"They have all cried bitterly, confessing on the Internet every day, and when we came out, they also told us to protect the safety of human beings, clean up the human world, and express the apologies of the underworld to them when we see the living!" And sincerely invite them to come to the underworld as soon as possible!
"Now there are countless fierce ghosts running all over the world, as well as low-level evil spirits in the underworld, and the world is very dangerous
Ah, they're all going to find a stand-in, ahem, we're going to be responsible for arresting them! ”
Su Yuxiu took two steps forward.
The ghost felt a numb scalp and was so frightened that he was nervous, but he heard Su Yuxiu say, "Then go catch it." ”
……
So is there a brain disease? The big night is to entertain him?
Without waiting for him to say more, Su Yuxiu disappeared in front of him.
Don't leave!
At least untie my shackles first!
The ghost had a slight collapse in his heart.
Su Yuxiu got a lot of news from that stupid ghost, and the chaotic things in her mind finally became clear.
It's no wonder that ghosts and ghosts have been rampant in the human world recently, and the evil spirit is overflowing, and it turns out that there is chaos in the underworld again.
No wonder the number of her fans has dropped a lot recently, and she went to worship the Bodhisattva to ask for blessings!
The lives of the masses are threatened, and star-chasing has become secondary!
Su Yuxiu expressed serious dissatisfaction with the prefecture, although from ancient times to the present, the huge institution has been criticized, but such a large-scale chaos has really never happened.
Usually they digest it internally on their own, and it rarely affects the human world.
This time, they actually made such a fierce fuss.
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