Wang Ling: "......"

This guy is too alive, a few words, Wang Ling is speechless.

You are reluctant to let Xiao Hei suffer, you should carry some things yourself, these are your luggage! This feeling is good, throw it all on me, and say that I'm not tired, how can I go out and play like this?

Little Black has become a dog? Is it a pig when it's not skinny?

Originally, these words were enough to make people speechless, but I didn't expect that the words that Wang Ling expected were still behind: "Brother Hei, you are my brother, let's get rid of the shackles of species and aspire to become adults!" You can't eat, I can't watch you eat! ”

"I ......" Wang Ling stumbled and almost threw everything on his body, these words made him scorched on the outside and tender on the inside!

Hell, no one in the city is as good at playing as you are, right?

"Wang!"

Don't talk about Wang Ling, this time even Xiao Hei couldn't listen to it, raised his paws, covered Wei Bowen's mouth, shook his head with disgust, and signaled him to stop talking amazingly.

The humanized movements and expressions are really as if they have become a spirit, and the spirit has gradually opened to this point, and Xiao Hei's IQ is no worse than that of ordinary children and teenagers.

And this scene, Wei Bowen was also stunned, and after blinking in a daze, he really didn't nag Xiao Hei anymore, but scolded Wang Ling: "Wang Ling, you are too much!" ”

"What's wrong? Can't help you carry all your luggage? Wang Ling's face was black and a little funny.

originally thought that Wei Bowen would be a little more serious, but unexpectedly, this product blurted out: "Brother Hei is so smart, you still don't teach him to speak human words!" ”

“......”

This time, Wang Ling was stunned, and Lei's brain seemed to be a little short-circuited.

At the beginning, Xiao Hei was strengthened at the intermediate level and after his wisdom was opened, Wang Ling did joke about letting Xiao Hei learn to speak, but no matter how smart Xiao Hei is, it is also a dog, let him learn human words, isn't it difficult for a strong man? No, it should be difficult for a strong dog! People are smart enough, why can't they learn dog language?

"My God, you really deserve to be a dormitory, one by one!" Not only Wang Ling, but Uncle Hei was so thundered that he couldn't help but ridicule Wang Ling's mind.

And Wang Ling's mouth squirmed for a long time, but he couldn't say a word.

I thought that this product was just like him at the beginning, but I didn't expect that after complaining, Wei Bowen really squatted down and taught Xiao Hei to speak: "Come, Brother Hei, learn from me, look at my mouth, brother, huh, get out!" ”

"Wang!"

Xiao Hei was blindfolded, dumbfounded, as if his IQ had been seriously provoked.

But this is not over, Wei Bowen is still teaching, pointing at Wang Ling and teaching word by word: "Fight!" Excrement! You! ”

"Miwoo ......"

Xiao Hei couldn't stand it anymore, let out a low cry of complaint, and simply hid behind Wang Ling.

And Wang Ling really didn't want to accept these funny words that made him speechless, so as soon as he shook his head, he simply carried all the luggage and walked in the direction of the dormitory building, and Xiao Hei followed closely behind.

There was no one to tease, and Wei Bowen could only follow from behind.

There were no jaw-dropping things along the way, and Wang Ling easily carried his luggage up to the sixth floor in one go, came to the dormitory and put it aside.

Xiao Hei was also very casual, but Wei Bowen was already out of breath, and when he found his bed, he didn't have time to clean up and tidy up, so he just lay on it, and kicked off his leather shoes with a flick of his legs.

Looking at his funny appearance, Wang Ling couldn't help but tease: "On a hot day, you have to wear a work uniform, what do you think?" ”

After Wei Bowen heard this, he sat up with a "Teng", gestured a posture, and said with flying eyebrows: "Look at our dress, do you look like a successful leader?" People want clothes, maybe which school girl took a fancy to it and asked me for my mobile phone number? ”

Wang Ling smiled and said, "I don't look like a successful leader." ”

"What does that look like?"

"Like an insurance seller."

As soon as he blurted out these words, Wei Bowen was stunned on the spot, and then he felt as if he had been slapped on the butt: "You only sold insurance!" ”

It's no wonder that he has this reaction, because there was a popular saying on the Internet: Fu'er is afraid of the horizontal, horizontal is afraid of the Leng, the Leng's is afraid of the dead, the lifeless is afraid of the shameless, and the shameless is afraid of selling insurance.

This phrase first became popular, and I am afraid that it was because some people were annoyed by the insurance officer, so they changed those colloquialisms to have this version.

This is not professional discrimination, after all, life is not easy, and it is understandable that those insurance officers are too dedicated. However, even if it is not discrimination, in Wang Ling's age, it can still be used to harm people.

Wang Ling smiled and said nothing, and after Wei Bowen was damaged, he really didn't want to continue to wear overalls on a hot day, anyway, he was not afraid of anything in the dormitory, so he simply took off his clothes very neatly, and in the end there was only a small pair of pants left, which was called a bare one!

"Cool! I'm suffocated, but it's still comfortable to wear a small one! Finally took off his overalls, Wei Bowen was refreshed, moved his limbs, and shouted happily.

Wang Ling reminded: "Even if you indulge, don't take it off so cleanly, at least wear big pants!" ”

But Wei Bowen disagreed: "Ahem, what's there, the boys' dormitory, you can wear whatever you want, and there are no girls to come and go." ”

As soon as the words fell, I heard Lily's voice in the corridor: "Xiao Hei, Xiao Hei, I bought you your favorite jerky, as well as nutritious dog food!" ”

"Wow!" When Xiao Hei heard this, he immediately pricked up his ears and smiled with satisfaction.

However, Wei Bowen was stunned and blinked blankly, and at this time, Lily and Lao Xue had already entered the dormitory, so they ......

"Ahh This is Wei Bowen's scream.

"Ahh It was Lily's scream.

Wei Bowen thought that there would be no girls in the boys' dormitory, and the one he wore was called an indulgence, with only a small pair of pants, almost naked, which happened to make Lily look right, and she blushed on the spot and hurriedly got out of the dormitory.

And Wei Bowen was also frightened: "Wang Ling, didn't you say that you don't have a sister, then who is she!" ”

Wang Ling twitched the corner of his mouth: "That's not my sister either!" ”

Lao Xue's face was also very strange: "That's my girl!" Speaking of which, dude, can we put on the pants first? ”

When Wei Bowen heard this, he didn't care about protesting, hurriedly opened the suitcase, found a short pair of sweatpants, and put it on his body. As for the upper body, it doesn't matter, anyway, Lily can live in Lao Xue's dormitory, and she is not too conservative.

After the set, Lao Xue looked like he couldn't cry or laugh, and called Lily in......