An Xiaoxiao originally wanted to continue to make up some interesting stalks to tease this best friend who is very sad today because she remembers the past.

But when I turned my head and thought about it, no, I made this call to ask Yu Ruyi, a little hoof, why he didn't go home so late. How did you pull it back and forth, and it was pulled to Wu Gang's descendants, as well as the Moon Palace, and Sister Chang'e? It seems that he is really a fool as a kindergarten teacher, and the only stories he can think of are Chang'e Running to the Moon and Journey to the West.

Journey?

Thinking of Journey to the West, An Xiaoxiao thought of Zhu Bajie, from childhood to adulthood, she didn't understand a little, why the handsome Marshal Tianpeng was reincarnated as a pig in the end?

It seems that I will have to check it out when I go back, and tomorrow I will surprise the children in the kindergarten.

Thinking of the surprise, An Xiaoxiao thought that she was such a beautiful, kind, and cute little fairy, and she actually told a group of innocent children about the evolutionary history of a pig.

Think about that image......

Thinking of that picture, An Xiaoxiao suddenly felt that she was shuddering.

She hurriedly shook her head, and after throwing all the messy thoughts in her mind out of her brain, she said to Yu Ruyi seriously: "Okay, Ruru, I won't mess with you." Tell me, why don't you come home so late? Did you run away with a wild man, don't want me to be a good sister, a good girlfriend. ”

Speaking of this, An Xiaoxiao also snorted as if she had lost her beloved daughter.

"Actually, since the first day I met you, I knew that there would be a day when you didn't want me, got along with other men, and then opened a room with someone else and did those unseemly things. Alas! My daughter is older, I really can't keep it if I want to, and as soon as the temptation outside is hooked, you will be caught, what a woman is really not staying in! ”

Hearing An Xiaoxiao's donkey's lips talking nonsense to the horse's mouth, Yu Ruyi could only smile and shake his head helplessly, and said: "I said An Xiaoxiao, I think you should not be a kindergarten teacher and harm the flowers of the motherland." I think you should go directly to become a writer, just with your unbridled imagination and ability to make up stories, don't say anything Guo Jingming and Han Han, I think even Andersen has to call you a teacher in front of your elder. ”

"You can't make it up, you make it up! I don't think you will be called An Xiaoxiao in the future, you will be called Hu Xiaoxiao, make it up, and it will end up with a smile (Xiaoxiao). I see, even if you are smiling and half a step crazy or something, in front of your old smile (Xiaoxiao) magic skills, it is not as good as sighing! ”

"Yu! As! Meaning! An Xiaoxiao gritted her back molars, and the roots of her teeth tickled Yu Ruyi's name.

An Xiaoxiao was really "angry" by Yu Ruyi's "ridicule", she really couldn't wait to follow the phone line and "slip" in front of her good girlfriend and good sister, and then she was fiercely criticized and educated - just like she was in kindergarten and educated those children who were not deeply involved in the world.

Thinking about that kind of picture, An Xiaoxiao suddenly couldn't help laughing.

"What are you laughing at?" Yu Ruyi asked An Xiaoxiao, who was smiling weirdly, in surprise.

"I didn't laugh." An Xiaoxiao put away her laughter and replied humbly.

"I heard you laugh." Yu Ruyi unwillingly continued to send out torture from the soul.

"Which ear did you hear me laughing?" An Xiaoxiao looks like a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water.

"This is me." Yu Ruyi said.

As he spoke, Yu Ruyi also gestured with his hand to the ear where he was listening to the phone, but then suddenly thought that this was a phone call, and the other party couldn't see it, so he simply stretched out his right hand.

Because Yu Ruyi has not divided left and right since she was a child, she can only determine which side is left and which side is right when she stretches out her right hand......

Alas! What do you think? Is now the time to think about this? Is it time to answer which ear? - Yu Ruyi, who shook his hand, suddenly questioned himself in his heart.

It seems that if you have been with someone for a long time, you will be like someone.

What do you mean by that?

Right! Close to Zhu Zhechi! He who touches pitch will be defiled!

You say, every day with a person who can only teach children addition and subtraction within ten, how can you expect your IQ to be high?

I don't see a return to the state of primitive Beijingers who drank blood, even if thankfully, the ancestral tomb is smoking—Yu Ruyi thought.

I wanted to think like this, but in action, Yu Ruyi still picked up what she had just thought, and she stretched out her right hand again and said, "My left ear hears it, because the right hand I am outgoing now is empty." ”

Hearing this answer from her best friend, An Xiaoxiao really didn't know whether she should cry or laugh.

Isn't it just to distinguish between the left ear and the right ear, as for the need to stretch out your hand? Forget about stretching it out, but as for the snake to explain it to the end, is the right hand empty now? Could it be that it is not empty, but full (...... ）

An Xiaoxiao reached out and stroked his forehead, and whispered, Yu Ruyi, Yu Ruyi, you IQ! Is......

Before An Xiaoxiao could think of a word to describe Yu Ruyi's IQ, she clearly felt the low pressure on the other end of the phone, as if the black clouds were about to destroy the city, and they were coming towards her Mount Tai.

"No, Ruyi, I didn't say you...... I didn't say you have a low IQ, I just said you don't have a high IQ. ”

An Xiaoxiao searched her stomach and thought about what words could describe a person as stupid, but at the same time without hurting others, she could implicitly express her disdain for her lowly behavior.

But after thinking about it for a long time, An Xiaoxiao, who didn't think of any adjectives, could only subconsciously blurt out the truest thoughts in his heart.

But she didn't think that as soon as her words came out, maybe their friendship and their girlfriend relationship could only be renewed in the next life.

（…… ）

"Ann! Shino! Shino! Yu Ruyi, who was on the other end of the phone, called An Xiaoxiao's name angrily.

Listening to Yu Ruyi calling his name "hoarsely", An Xiaoxiao on the other end of the phone clearly felt that behind him, there were countless hidden arrows, ready to be fired at any time. However, subconsciously turned around, but she didn't find anything, which made An Xiaoxiao caress her chest with palpitations.

"Ann! Shino! Shino! Yu Ruyi's cold voice as cold as ice came from the other end of the phone again, and An Xiaoxiao realized that the "dark arrow" was not behind him, but on the other end of the phone line.

"What's wrong, I'm so good?" An Xiaoxiao pretended to be authentic.

Yu Ruyi: "No, Miss An, I said can you say that next time you say that others are stupid, can you be tactful and subtle, at least ...... At least you can't say it in front of people, you're really rude like this. You say that you are like this, which parent can still safely hand over their children to you, if it is handed over to you, then it will have to be taught badly! ”

"Also, you said that you are a people's teacher, no, young! Child! Garden! Teach! Division! You have to be a role model, you have to be an example. You say you're so bitter and narrow-minded, did your parents make it? Yu Ruyi deliberately emphasized a few words of the kindergarten teacher, for fear that An Xiaoxiao would not be able to hear it.

After a pause, after she was sure that An Xiaoxiao had understood the "central idea" of what she had just said, Yu Ruyi continued to say slowly: "Xiaoxiao, be a man!" You should still have good thoughts, after all, as the saying goes, good is rewarded, evil is rewarded, you said that if you have too much karma, I'm afraid that the old man will take a detour when he sees you. ”

"You said, if the old man doesn't pull the red thread for you, you will only be lonely in this life. Think of an old woman, walking alone down the street, watching people in pairs, wives and concubines...... No! Wife and son, you say how desolate your heart should be, how bitter, how ...... it should be."

"That's enough, Yu Ruyi! I see if you have watched too many ancient romance dramas, and you still want to say that there are groups of wives and concubines! It's a shame that you can still have this idiom in your brain capacity, it's really a cancer of feudal thinking, and it's not shallow! An Xiaoxiao interrupted Yu Ruyi's words.

Yu Ruyi: "I made a slip of the tongue!" Slip of the tongue you know what it means, it's ......"

An Xiaoxiao: "Okay! Don't talk to you about those who don't have it, send me a location quickly, and I'll drive you home. ”

Before Yu Ruyi's words were finished, he was suddenly interrupted by An Xiaoxiao's words that suddenly became serious.

At that moment, Yu Ruyi also put away his playfulness, bit his lip and said, "You don't have to pick me up, I'm at home." ”

An Xiaoxiao: "At home? Which home? Are you still ...... in Beijing?"

"Have a home?" Before the two words blurted out of An Xiaoxiao's mouth, she suddenly thought of Yu Ruyi's adoptive parents in Beijing.

Yes, Yu Ruyi has a home in Beijing, but she rarely goes back, and An Xiaoxiao almost forgets it.

An Xiaoxiao: "Oh, it's okay to be at home, I thought it was ......"

Yu Ruyi: "Why? ”

An Xiaoxiao: "No...... It's nothing. ”

Yu Ruyi: "If you have anything to say, you can say it directly, we are good sisters, good girlfriends, what else can you not say." Just now, the descendants of Wu Gang have all been sorted out for me, are you still afraid that Sister Chang'e will give you a dream at night and catch you in ......?"

Before the word "bed" could be spoken, Yu Ruyi suddenly heard the doorknob of the bathroom, as if someone had twisted it, so frightened that she hurriedly said goodbye to An Xiaoxiao and hung up the phone.

An Xiaoxiao listened to the busy sound of "doodoo" from the receiver of the mobile phone, and muttered in her mouth, this ghost girl, what are you doing. But now that she already knew that Yu Ruyi had returned home, she didn't think much about it, put away her mobile phone, drank a glass of milk, and went to bed.

An Xiaoxiao here naturally fell asleep quickly, but Yu Ruyi over there seemed to have suddenly fallen from Rainbow Heaven to Infernal Hell - because she had already seen Shen Nianxi, who woke up at some point, opened the door of the bathroom and walked towards herself with a dark face.