Chapter 15: Little Jeff
Hearing a loud noise from the roof, everyone in the house hurried to the courtyard to check the situation. Hei Bayi reached the roof first, and was surprised to find that there was a big hole in the roof, and the lower half of a person's body was still hanging outside the hole.
"It can't be that he hit it", "It's strong enough now", "Let's see what kind of injuries people have?" Then the crowd came up and shouted. Seeing that the shoes worn by this spirit were a little familiar, Kurohachi told everyone to be quiet, and he stepped forward to grab his legs and pull him out of the hole.
Hei Ba put the spirit body he dragged out flat on the ground and looked at it, and was suddenly frightened and incoherent: "Little, young lady, what's the matter?" ”
Xiao Wei was stunned, but fortunately he was not unconscious, he looked around in a daze and said, "Could it be from the miniature?" ”
Hei Ba shook Xiao Wei's shoulder and asked eagerly, "Is Hades okay, Miss?" ”
Xiao Wei saw clearly who the person in front of him was at this time, and asked rhetorically: "Hey, starling, have you also shrunk the ground?" ”
Seeing that Xiao Wei was delirious, Hei Ba said goodbye to Niu Tou Ma Mian and said, "Brother Niu and Brother Ma, there are urgent matters that need to be dealt with below, and I will definitely come to the door to make amends in the future." ”
Hei Jiu and Hei Shi asked timidly: "Is Dad leaving again?" ”
Hei Hachi nodded and said, "Dad will be back with you soon." After speaking, he turned his head to his wife, but found that she only left him with a back, Hei Ba wanted to speak and stopped, picked up Xiao Wei, and flew towards the Yama Palace.
When he arrived at the gate of the Yama Palace, the king of Yama was directing the guards to find his son-in-law, and when he saw Hei Ba flying back with Xiao Wei on his back, he was overjoyed and asked, "Great, where did you find him?" ”
Seeing that the king of Hades was fine, Heiba put the hanging heart back in his stomach, and how did he find out that Xiao Wei asked curiously after telling the king of Hades: "My lord, why did he go to the room?" ”
Hades laughed at himself, "It seems that I am really not a good teacher. I wanted to teach him the method of shrinking the ground, but the student actually shrunk it. ”
Hei Ba laughed dryly and said, "My lord is too modest, the land shrinking method is originally a profound life-saving masterpiece. The fact that the brother-in-law, under the guidance of the adult, was able to successfully use it in such a short period of time is enough to prove that the adult taught him well. ”
Hades repeated Kurohachi's words: "Brother-in-law? Then he laughed with Kurohachi.
Xiao Wei, who regained his senses, asked inexplicably: "What are you laughing at?" ”
Hades and Kurohachi laughed even louder.
After Hei Ba left, the eighth sister-in-law was not in the mood to stay in Juxian Pavilion and bid farewell to Niu Tou Ma Mian. Seeing that the table of wine and food had not been touched at all, he asked the waiter to pack the dishes and stuff them to her.
After sending off the eighth sister-in-law, Niu Tou asked the foreman to take the consumption list, waved his pen, and signed his name on it.
The foreman girl and Niu Tou are very familiar, and when she saw that there were no outsiders, she joked: "Brother Niu, you are playing white again." ”
Niu Tou pinched the foreman's chin and said, "Are you afraid that I won't pay it back?" ”
The foreman girl knocked off the hand of the bull's head and said with a smile: "What are you afraid of?" If you don't pay it back, I'll go and tell Master Meng. ”
Hearing her mention Meng Po, the bull head trembled, remembered the purpose of this trip, and hurriedly beckoned the horse to fly towards the Nai He Bridge.
When he arrived at Meng Po's office, Niu Tou knocked lightly on the door a few times. Meng Po's cold voice sounded in the office: "Come in." ”
Niu Tou and Ma Mian cautiously walked into the office, and Meng Po asked expressionlessly, "How are Bai Yu and Xiao Wei doing?" ”
Niu Tou Ma Mian, you told Meng Po what happened in Shanshui Pavilion with a word. After hearing this, Meng Po frowned and said, "That is, your mission has failed?" ”
Niu Tou Ma Mian was so frightened that he knelt on the ground and kowtowed frequently, and Niu Tou begged for mercy: "My lord, forgive me, this time it really happened for a reason." ”
Ma Mian also chimed in: "Yes, if it weren't for the roof falling down personally, we would definitely have completed the task." ”
Meng Po snorted coldly, and was so frightened that the bull head temporarily hugged his feet and said, "By the way, I heard the person in Heibaguan calling, little Jeff." ”
Ma Mian nodded quickly and said, "Yes, yes, what did he say, you also said the ground, and Heiba flew away with him." That's right, Brother Niu. ”
Niu Tou also said: "Yes, yes, that's it, your father said your brother." ”
Meng Po was confused, pointed to the bull head and scolded the horse: "You two wastes show me the original situation at that time." ”
So, before Meng Po stopped, Niu Tou Ma Mian played Meng Po more than a dozen times. In the end, Meng Po was really tired of watching it, and waved her hand to them and said, "Stop acting, you two hurry up and find out the little Jeff for me." ”
After a while, Meng Po saw that the cow head and the horse were still standing still, so she asked, "What are you two still doing here?" ”
Niu Tou said tentatively: "When do you see when this invoice will be reported?" ”
"Get out!"
Niu Tou and Ma Mian ran out of Meng Po's office in a row, so much so that they knocked Judge Cui, who was about to knock on the door, and didn't dare to stop and say hello.
Judge Cui looked at the back of the bull head and the horse's face and asked Meng Po with an angry face: "What's wrong with the two of them, this is in a hurry?" ”
Meng Po rubbed her temples with her fingers and said, "Don't mention it, what news do you have over there?" ”
Judge Cui sat on the chair opposite Meng Po, and said slowly in a long voice: "There is really a big harvest." ”
Meng Po said coldly: "Don't sell me Guanzi, let it go if you have a fart." ”
Judge Cui knew Meng Po's temper, shrugged his shoulders and said, "Okay, good." Hades asked me to find a vegetative person for his precious daughter. ”
Meng Po stood up excitedly and asked, "The white jade didn't disappear?" ”
Judge Cui smacked his lips and said, "It's just a little bit." It's a pity that there is still a remnant soul left. ”
Meng Po asked, "Where did you arrange for her?" ”
Judge Cui said helplessly: "Things were going well, but Xiao Wei jumped out of nowhere. Hades changed his mind at that time and prepared to let the white jade attach to Xiao Wei's body. ”
Meng Po roared in disbelief: "What, didn't he blow himself up? ”
This voice frightened Judge Cui and hurriedly put his index finger to his lips and said, "Grandma, you are quieter." ”
Meng Po realized her gaffe, gritted her teeth and said, "It's okay, as long as you know where to go and return to the yang, it's easy to do." ”
Judge Cui immediately poured another basin of cold water: "Alas, I'm afraid it's not that easy, don't forget that they also have bodyguards." ”
Meng Po said nonchalantly: "Hmph, even if Yan Laohei personally dispatches, if he dares to go, it will be served in a pot." After the deed is completed, I will take care of my Nai He Bridge, and you will sit in your Yama Palace. ”
Judge Cui sighed and said, "Alas, I'm afraid that my Yama Hall is not so easy to sit in." The bodyguard is likely to be Hao Baixing. Saying this, Judge Cui deliberately paused, looked at Meng Po's surprised expression and continued: "Plus Wang Dizang. ”
Judge Cui is really like a god. Hao Baixing and Wang Dizang really did not reach a consensus on the question of "who will protect Xiao Wei", and were finally forced to choose to be bodyguards together.
When Hades saw these two old fellows returning to the Yama Hall together, his heart blossomed. On the surface, he said to the two deans, "Why are you both back?" ”
Hearing him say this, Hao Baixing was so angry that he rolled his eyes: "Don't talk nonsense, isn't this what you want." ”
was broken out of his mind, and the king of Hades did not blush, he ignored Hao Baixing, and said to Wang Dizang: "The safety of my son-in-law will be entrusted to you." ”
Hao Baixing then remembered the noble identity of the "innate spirit body father-in-law" of the king of Hades, and hurriedly smiled: "Brother Yan, one more person has more strength." Protect our son-in-law, what would I do without me. ”
Hades corrected, "My son-in-law. ”
Hao Baixing suppressed his anger and gritted his teeth and said, "Yes, yes, your son-in-law." ”
At this time, Hei Hachi stepped forward and reported: "My lord, the time has come." ”
Hades stopped joking, and solemnly said to the two deans and Heihachi: "The safety of the little girl and son-in-law is up to you, and when you return safely, I will be very grateful." ”
Hao Baixing said: "It can be regarded as saying a human word." Don't worry, it's all about me and the bald donkey. ”
Wang Jizang also said, "Yes, there is me and miscellaneous hair." ”
Hei Ba was not like those two old guys, and his answer was very standard: "The subordinates will definitely complete the task." ”
After they finished answering one by one, Hades continued to explain: "It's just that for the sake of secrecy, I have to wronged you to disguise. ”
Hao Baixing said: "What's so difficult about this? After speaking, he urged the spiritual power, and in the blink of an eye, he became the deputy captain of the Hades Guard.
Wang Dizang took out a bowl, and after taking his younger brother into it, he followed Hao Baixing's style and turned into another vice-captain.
When Hei Hachi was studying in the advanced class of the Spiritual Power Academy, he failed the transformation exam, so he simply chose to play in his true colors. Anyway, he was originally the captain of Hades's guard, and no one would suspect anything even if he didn't change.
Xiao Wei is more troublesome, he doesn't know how to transform, and no one dares to take him into the magic weapon again. So he simply wore a Guards uniform and pretended to be a member of the team and blended into the queue.
Everything was ready, and Hades' guards, led by Heihachi and the two "vice-captains", formed a hundred-man phalanx and were neatly prepared to take off.
But when the team did fly, they found that they had overlooked an important issue. Xiao Wei's flying posture in the team is simply too conspicuous, like a big grasshopper breaking into a grasshopper pile.
The Guards reluctantly abandoned the phalanx, and in full view of everyone, they passed through the Nai He Bridge in the most shameful and chaotic formation ever recorded, and flew away from the underworld.