Chapter 1: People Who Don't Deserve to Die
When Xiao Wei woke up, he found two faces in front of him.
Two faces, one male and one female, one black and one white. The black face is cold like an ice blade, and the white face is delicate and slightly shy; It's as black as the Bao Gong is investigating the case, and it's as white as a fairy who is really delicate. Poor Xiao Wei has been single for 20 years, how have I ever seen such a beauty, so hungry that he drools and is stunned, and he forgets where he is.
Before Xiao Wei could speak, it was the woman who couldn't hold her breath and asked first, "Hello." ”
Xiao Wei stiffened his tongue and replied, "You, hello." ”
The woman smiled: "Excuse me, what is your greatest wish in this life?" ”
Xiao Wei secretly adjusted his state and turned on the mode where he thought he was very handsome: "I don't have a girlfriend." ”
I don't know if the woman really doesn't understand or pretends not to know, she hesitated: "If I introduce you to a girlfriend, can you promise me one thing?" ”
"Unless she's as pretty as you are."
The woman laughed happily: "No problem, as long as you help Miss Ben replace someone." ”
"Don't worry, I don't know the name of the young lady yet?"
"My name is Bai Yu, and I'm from the underworld."
"Which province is the prefecture in?"
The black-faced man said impatiently: "It's not a province, I am impermanent, and I am here to detain you today." ”
Xiao Wei suddenly remembered that he was hit by a car in order to save people. He looked back to see that the traffic police had cordoned off the scene of the accident, and several uniformed men were shoving a familiar body into the ambulance. This situation made his legs weak, and he knelt directly on the ground: "My lord, did you catch the wrong person?" ”
Bai Yu nodded again and again in surprise, eager to turn his mouth into a machine gun: "Yes, yes." I didn't know how to explain it to you just now, but I didn't expect it to be guessed by you. Black Eight, you don't know how nervous I was just now. Alas? ”
Bai Yu looked at Hei Hachi and found that Hei Hachi was squeezing his eyes at him. He stopped his words and said to Xiao Wei: "Liu Tienan." How dare you question impermanence? Today is the time of your death. ”
"My name, my name is Xiao Wei."
Bai Yu said to Hei Jin inexplicably: "It's you who made a mistake, he is not Liu Tienan." ”
Hei Ba simply stood in front of Bai Yu and said to Xiao Wei and Yan Yue, "This is the name of your soul. Remember, you are Liu Tienan in the underworld! ”
Xiao Wei crossed over the black gold and begged for mercy from Bai Yu behind him loudly: "Little sister, for the sake of my old mother, let me go back." ”
Bai Yu dodged out from behind the black eight: "That's not good, who will top the bag when you go?" ”
Hei Hachi looked at the honest back of the freshly baked white jade, and was so angry that he simply turned around and said silently in his heart: No matter, what is the love. If it weren't for your father, Hades wouldn't have partnered with you if I killed me.
Bai Yuke didn't care what Hei Ba thought, and was still persuading Xiao Wei bitterly: "You should do me a favor, today is my first mission." ”
Xiao Wei lay on the ground and refused to get up, shouting: "Please raise your noble hand and find someone else." I can't help with this, I don't want to die. ”
Seeing this, Bai Yu also got angry: "I can let you help because I can afford you, I count to three, if you don't get up, see how I clean you up!" After speaking, the sword was drawn out of the sheath, and the white jade spiritual power operated, and suddenly the sword body shone and the clothes flew up.
Hei Bazhi Bai Yu moved the real fire, and hurriedly stopped in front: "Miss, I can't help it." If your sword goes down, this kid will definitely be gone. ”
Xiao Wei didn't know what was wrong, broke the jar, lay on the ground and shouted: "Act, continue to act." If you hadn't sent me back, I wouldn't have been able to get up today. ”
Seeing this, Hei Ba grabbed Bai Yu tightly, quickly weighed it in his heart, and said, "Why don't we arrest the main master first, and then give him back yang?" ”
"I'm going to hack him today."
"Miss, you are discouraged. It's our fault first, and then hurting people for no reason is a mistake on top of a mistake. "Actually, Hei Ba has another idea in his heart: really cut him down, you Baiyu is not afraid of having a Hades father to cover him, and in the end, he is not angry with me?
I saw that the black eight spirit qi turned into shape, and conjured a brick in his hand and handed it to Bai Yu: "Use this to shoot him." It's relieving and enjoyable. ”
Although Bai Yu has a young lady's temper, she doesn't dare to go too far. Seeing that there was a step down, she suppressed her anger and put her sword into the sheath, picked up the bricks and rushed towards Xiao Wei.
Xiao Wei's eyes were full of flowers, and before he could shout for help, he was overturned. Bai Yu finished breathing, and Xiao Wei's spirit body was beaten and floated to the ground.
Bai Yu stabbed Wei with his toes and sent his words back as they were: "Act, continue to act." ”
Seeing that the white jade qi was almost gone, Hei Ba touched his waist and conjured up an oil-paper umbrella. He took Xiao Wei with an umbrella, slapped it on his waist again, and put it back on.
Seeing this, Bai Yu asked puzzledly: "Didn't you say that you were going to send him back to Yang, why did you use the Soul Gathering Umbrella to collect him?" ”
"Miss, I can only hook the soul out, and I don't know how to send it back. It's better to sneak him back to the underworld first, and get a Yang Dan to return. ”
"It's easy to return the Yang Dan, I'll go get it."
"Miss, we have been out for a long time, and now we should complete the task as soon as possible. After receiving Liu Tienan and paying the errand, it is not too late to deal with this kid. ”
"Okay."
After convincing Bai Yu, Hei Hachi took out the compass, set the direction, and flew out of the city first.
On the county road outside the city, a sedan is speeding forward. But the four men in the car didn't know and couldn't see it, and not far behind them, there were two figures floating.
One of them, dressed in black, said to the white one, "Miss, this is more difficult, so I'd better come." ”
Bai Yu looked nervous: "No, I'm going to try again." ”
In the car, Liu Tienan was sitting in the co-pilot with a blue nose and swollen face, and scolded the driver: "You can't drive faster, get out of this unlucky place quickly." Actually, he doesn't like scolding, but the chill that oozes from the bottom of his heart comes again.
Liu Tienan is an idle scoundrel. Just now, he aimed at a prey and was about to touch porcelain. saw that he was about to succeed, but he was pushed by someone. When he got up, the man who pushed him was knocked into the air, and he didn't know whether he was alive or dead.
This person is Xiao Wei. This push not only made Bai Yu miss, but also made Liu Tienan change from a "victim" to a "rescued". But Liu Tienan obviously didn't admit Xiao Wei's love. Facing his benefactor, he just pouted his teeth, spat a mouthful of bloody phlegm, and fled the scene with his accomplices.
Before Xiao Wei pushed himself, Liu Tienan had this feeling of chilling from the bottom of his heart. At that time, he also encouraged himself to come: there is nothing to be afraid of touching porcelain. Come on, come on, you're the strongest.
At this moment, he thought that things had passed, but that feeling came again.
"To the right, a little to the left, right to the right." Just when Liu Tienan was upset, Hei Ba was pinching an iron chain and shouting. One end of the chain was wrapped around his arm, and the large hook attached to the other end was aimed by Bai Yu in his hand.
Bai Yu aimed and aim, and just as he was about to make a move, he heard the black eight shout: "Launch." ”
This frightened hook completely discouraged and fell softly to the ground. The ominous feeling of Liu Tienan in the car also disappeared.
"It's your fault, can you stop talking while I'm aiming." Bai Yu said angrily to Hei Hachi.
Hei Hachi pulled the hook back and laughed with him: "Aren't I afraid that you will hook it again, there are four people in the car, and they belong to the moving target." Why don't we fly closer. ”
Who knew that Bai Yu's stubborn temper came up again: "It's right here." ”
Hei Hachi had no choice but to hand the hook to Bai Yu: "Remember, your shoulders should be relaxed when aiming......"
"Alright, give it to me."
The moment Bai Yu aimed again, Liu Tienan's chrysanthemum tightened. But this time, the hook was thrown crookedly again.
Hei Ba had a face that knew this: "Look, it's wrong again, you have to relax, relax." ”
"Shut up, it's all your fault for disturbing me. You are not allowed to speak again. ”
Ten minutes later, the car braked sharply and stopped on the side of the road. Liu Tienan got out of the car with a blue face, squatted next to the drainage ditch and began to vomit. His accomplices poked their heads out of the car and expressed their deep concern for him.
In the past ten minutes, Bai Yu launched a wild bombardment of Liu Tienan at a speed of ten seconds. Although the hook did not hurt her target in the slightest, the murderous aura she released when she repeatedly aimed successfully broke the opponent's will and stomach.
With Bai Yu's unremitting efforts, the target state has changed from movement to static, and there are no obstacles to stop it, which is a good time to seduce the soul.
Bai Yu seized the opportunity, closed his eyes, and slowly relaxed his body. Hei Hachi clenched his fists, so nervous that he didn't dare to come out. After a few seconds, Bai Yushu opened his eyes suddenly, raised his hand and shot the hook out. Hit the target.
Seeing Liu Tienan planted in the drainage ditch, Bai Yu said to Heiba proudly: "Now I have seen Miss Ben's strength." If you hadn't been messing around, I would have hit it a long time ago. ”
Hei Ba whispered a few words of flattery to Bai Yu, and then shouted very loudly to the soul of Gang Gou: "Liu Tienan." I am impermanent! I'm here to detain you today! ”
After that, Heiba conjured up a brick, and while silently complaining about you, he rushed towards Liu Tienan.
Impermanence has finally embarked on the journey home, but the world is destined to be unpeaceful.
In the emergency room of the hospital, Liu Tienan's accomplice was touching porcelain. The cause is the death certificate issued by the doctor, and the cause of death column reads: gastric convulsions and vomiting complex heart disease caused by motion sickness.
In the inpatient department of the surgical building, Xiao Wei lay motionless on the hospital bed. Xiao's mother wiped away her tears, clenched her son's hand and said, "It's okay." The doctor said you could wake up at any time. If you want to recuperate with peace of mind, your mother will accompany you. ”
At this moment, Heiba, who was flying to the underworld with Bai Yu, suddenly slowed down.
Bai Yu asked, "What's wrong?" ”
"The Dementor umbrella seems to have moved?"