Chapter 498: Medicinal Herbs
Li Yan thought that the bowl of soup he had just drunk was actually made from a spirit body, and he felt sick to his stomach for a while!
What's the difference between this and cannibalism?
Although it is a spirit body and has no real flesh and blood, thinking about the spirit body that was still in human form just now, but now it has turned into a bowl of soup and entered his stomach, Li Yan really can't get over the hurdle in his heart......
Fortunately, Chenghuang and the others were still savoring the taste of the soup, and they didn't notice Li Yan's face, so it took a long time for Li Yan to finally suppress the feeling of vomiting, and took a sip from the teacup, and suddenly wondered if their tea was also made by spirits, such as whether the thin tea buds could be human hair or something?
Li Yan hurriedly closed his eyes and once again drove away the uncomfortable thoughts in his heart for a long time.
"Hehe, Master Li, thank you, if it weren't for you, where would we be able to taste such a pure aura." Chenghuang smiled again and said, "Well, by the way, where did you just go?" Yes, how to write a work report......"
Chenghuang paused for a moment, and then said in a low voice: "A total of one hundred and seventy-eight evil spirits have been arrested this time, how many do you want Lord Li to report?" ”
Li Yan blinked, obviously one hundred and seventy-nine...... Oh, by the way, they just ate one......
"What does Lord Yu mean?" Li Yan asked rhetorically.
"Well, now the underworld has just been rebuilt, and the management is relatively strict, if we leave too much, it will be more troublesome to investigate it once we find it." Chenghuang said, "So, I feel that it is more appropriate to report at least one hundred and eight......
"How?" Li Yan's heart trembled, this guy is ruthless enough, he intercepted more than a third at once.
"One hundred and eight is not only a terrible number, but also their Buddhist temple also pays attention to the saying of one hundred and eight arhats," Yu Chenghuang said with a smile, "Let's report one hundred and eight, and when we look at it, I think that those monks deliberately made this number, isn't it all right?" ”
"I'm afraid it won't work," Li Yan sighed and said, "Then there are still monks' yin spirits in the temple that haven't dispersed, in case we catch these evil spirits back, and the monk sees that he has no work, and he also goes to the underworld to report, won't it be troublesome if the numbers don't match?" ”
"Hehe, Master Li, just rest assured, even if the monks want to go down, they will go to the hell of their Buddhist family, or go directly to the Western Heaven Bliss, and they will not go to our underworld." Chenghuang laughed.
"Oh? That's good. Li Yan nodded.
"Of course, it's a bit too much to keep seventy, and it's too risky...... Chenghuang said with a smile, "Why don't you keep thirty?" Master Li, you take ten of them yourself, and we'll divide the remaining twenty into a few of them......"
"Don't, I'd better forget it," Li Yan sighed and said, "Even if you give me this thing, I won't clean it up if I bring it back to the yang world, and it's not a waste in the end." You can toss as much as you want, don't think about me. ”
"Uh, this ......" Chenghuang's face changed, if Li Yan refused to go along with it, then how could everyone rest assured.
"Alas, but if you want to say no, I'm really reluctant......" Li Yan looked at their expressions, and immediately sighed and said, "Otherwise, you can help me keep two, when do I want to take this mouthful, I will come to you, you are responsible for doing it for me, and everyone will share it together, how about it?" ”
"Good!" Chenghuang immediately became happy again, and said with a smile, "We will all be friends in the future, iron buddies, when Lord Li wants to eat this bite, just come over at any time." Even if I'm done with these, I'll try to pick the best tasting among the ordinary dead ghosts. ”
"Hehe, Lord Yu is really, hehe......" Li Yan said with a dry smile.
"What else is it called, Lord Yu!" Yu Chenghuang shouted, "Well, I'm a few years older than you, in the future, you will call me Brother Yu, and I will call you Brother Li!" ”
"Okay, Big Brother Yu." Li Yan arched his hand.
"Haha, good brother, come on, let's do one!" Yu Chenghuang happily raised his glass.
Li Yan touched one with him, and then one with the rest, and the atmosphere on the wine table became more harmonious for a while.
"Brother Yu, I have to ask you something," Li Yan said, "I have also eaten two of that Earth Spirit Pill before, but I feel that the effect of the Earth Spirit Pill is much better than this soup." I wondered, can we create the Earth Spirit Pill by ourselves? ”
"Don't think about it!" Yu Chenghuang waved his hand and said, "Your brother is still young, and it seems that you are not very clear about many things in the underworld." Do you know what the Earth Elixir is made of? That device is only available in Heaven! Besides, even if there is equipment, there is no spirit body to make the earth elixir. You must know that the management procedures of the dungeon are so strict now, and it is not so easy to find a lonely ghost who is not registered in the life and death book. For example, in my small county, I may not be able to meet three or two evil spirits with no identity in a year. I just told you that ordinary evil spirits can eat as you like, that's bragging to you, if you really want to try it, you have to meet it slowly, and you may not be able to find a good ......."
Li Yan blinked his eyes when he heard this, and finally realized that this guy's answer was off topic.
So Li Yan asked again: "So strict?" So how does the underworld work, and how do you choose evil spirits to make the elixir? ”
"This is beyond the purview of my little city god." Yu Chenghuang sighed and said, "But I know a little bit about the specific process. Well, let's put it this way, of course, not all the spirits on the underworld side are used to make the earth spirit pill, but only pick those who are full of evil and have a very strong evil spirit, even if they drink Meng Po soup, they can't change their evil nature, and once they are released, they will definitely harm people again, and they will be sentenced to be scattered, and then use his aura to make the earth spirit pill......"
When Li Yan heard this, he didn't feel a little relieved, after all, those earth spirit pills were made with evil souls full of evil, not treated equally, and all the spirit bodies that arrived in the underworld after death would be made into earth spirit pills without discrimination.
"However, the output of the Earth Spirit Pill is too small, and it has to be supplied to Heaven first, and the remaining small part is also qualified to be shared by those big people in the capital, and it is our turn to be grassroots, without any great merit, don't even think about seeing the slag." Yu Chenghuang said, "Yes, this time, these one hundred and forty-eight evil spirits will be sent below, no matter how you say it, it will be a great achievement, and when the time comes, you won't be able to reward us with a few earth spirit pills......"
"Yes, yes, yes......" Black and white impermanence they nodded one after another, their faces full of anticipation.
Li Yan smacked his lips, to say that he was not impressed at all, and he was not looking forward to getting a few more earth spirit pills, it would definitely be a lie, after all, the effect of taking things was really great, even if it was not to increase his cultivation, it was enough to simply say that it was used to save his life.
As for saying that the thing was made of spirits?
Isn't it just some evil spirit? Lao Tzu doesn't know how much he swallowed raw, and he still cares about what has been refined into an elixir?