Gu Youran adjusted his emotions and continued: "His wife was covered in blood, her eyes were bursting out, her seven orifices were still bleeding, her face was hideous, she looked at him with extreme contempt, and suddenly said sharply: 'Do you know why you can't wash off the bloodstains? ’”

"The man was already frightened and trembling because of his wife's appearance, and he didn't know how to answer his wife's question."

I saw his wife smile strangely and said, "Because you didn't wash your clothes with soap!" Idiot! ”

After Gu Youran finished speaking the last two words, he also smiled playfully: "Lalala, is it funny?" Isn't it cold? ”

But everyone didn't seem to understand the true meaning of the cold joke at all, and it was still the cautious expression just now.

If it was just the fourth master's ice cube face, Gu Youran could also explain that it was the fourth master's facial paralysis, but everyone was like this

Gu Youran was embarrassed.

This is a cultural barrier that spans thousands of years

All her jokes were told by them as ghost stories.

The thirteenth master and the fourteenth master, the two brothers and sisters, still hugged each other tightly, and asked Gu Youran with great anxiety: "Little sister-in-law, does the soaphorn really have such a miraculous effect?" ”

Gu Youran: "Yes." ”

If you wash clothes, of course, it has this effect, otherwise the ancients were not stupid, so why don't you have to use soap horns for anything else!

The Thirteenth Master thought about it seriously, and was infinitely worried: "Then I'm afraid that those criminals will be even more rampant when they do evil, as long as they wash their snow clothes, they won't be haunted by nightmares, they don't even have the last bit of guilt in their hearts, I'm afraid they will act more presumptuously."

After that, the thirteenth master also sighed: "Alas, this method must not be leaked out."

Gu Youran: ""

It is worthy of the thirteenth master who took the fourth brother directly to lie on the ice and beg for carp when he got serious

What does this make her say?

Let's not talk about it!

After all, cells that span thousands of years are not grown overnight

Just when Gu Youran was thinking that he had played enough of Truth or Dare and wanted to switch to other games to play, the Fourteenth Master was addicted to it and asked her to come again!

"Are you sure?"

Gu Youran raised his eyebrows.

His cowardice just now is obvious to all.

"Sure!!"

The Fourteenth Master nodded violently.

"Oh well"

Gu Youran reluctantly talked about the last one.

casually made up a less terrifying one: "It's still a man, his home lives in a very remote area, but it's still next to the cemetery." One night, he was returning later than usual, and was walking along the familiar road, when he heard the sound of a 'bang, bang, bang'. ”

"He's very strange, because he's been walking this road for more than thirty years, and he's never heard such a strange sound, and it's so real that it's so real."

Then he followed the sound and walked over, and when he got closer, he saw an old man digging a tombstone! I heard him babble and say, 'Nasty! I misspelled my name! And bother me to engrave it myself!! ’”

Gu Youran finished speaking, and everyone didn't react to it.

After half a ring, the thirteenth and fourteenth masters reflected the arc elder's hilarious sound.

"Is the old man carving a monument for himself? Hahaha, this old man is so interesting!! ”

The fourteenth elder brother laughed heartily.

Gu Youran: ""

Laugh at it, it's such a boring and cold joke.

They didn't even hear the horror of the ghost story

The little cute thing has a paralyzed face.

Mulberry heart.

I don't feel a sense of accomplishment